THE FORREST GUMP OF INSOLVENCY

Submitted by Hardscrabble Farmer

Joseph Gentile

Chief Administrative Officer

Joseph Gentile is the Chief Administrative Officer at SVB Securities.

Prior to joining the firm in 2007, Mr. Gentile served as the CFO for Lehman Brothers’ Global Investment Bank where he directed the accounting and financial needs within the Fixed Income division.  Prior to that, he served as CFO of the Global Corporate and Investment Bank at Bank of America, where he led the Capital Markets Division.  In addition he was the CFO for the Private Bank. Previously, Mr. Gentile spent more than 10 years with J.P. Morgan in various financial management positions, including Global Head of Financial Risk Management. He started his career at Arthur Andersen.

Mr. Gentile earned his B.S. in Accounting and his M.B.A. in Finance from St. John’s University.

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31 Comments
49%mfer
49%mfer
March 12, 2023 7:33 pm

Hahahahahahahaha!

Talk about failing upward.

Saxons Wrath
Saxons Wrath
  49%mfer
March 12, 2023 8:13 pm

“Gentile”?

Really??

Why am I feeling like it should be spelled
(((Gentile)))???

And you cant seem to find anything on him regarding religious orientation…hmmmm…

Every.
Single.
Time….

Captain_Obviuos
Captain_Obviuos
  Saxons Wrath
March 12, 2023 11:00 pm

Yeah, let’s just put it like this: hands up, how many of you have ever known a White guy named Gentile?

Thumbs up = No

Thumbs down = Liar

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Captain_Obviuos
March 12, 2023 11:30 pm

Clarification needed: Do Italians count as White?

Iska Waran
Iska Waran
  Anonymous
March 13, 2023 2:06 am

Fabio? Giorgia Meloni? For sure. Franco Harris? Less so. 😉
Mario Puzo, you decide.

Raymond
Raymond
  Iska Waran
March 13, 2023 2:34 am

My last dentist was Dr. Joe Gentile from Pueblo, Colorado-by far the best I ever had. Navy veteran and loved forensic dentistry in his spare time-that meant he examined the decomposed bodies the sheriff would find in a ditch and call the coroner to come get it. His record for identification of the deceased through dental records was excellent. He took off two weeks to spend time in a huge FEMA tent morgue in Baton Rouge working to identify bodies of hurricane victims. Always the optimist, he said he learned a lot and the tent even had plenty of AC.

Was driving in to the office one morning when he was about 85 years old and was in a serious auto accident a couple blocks from the office, dying several months later. A few years earlier I had a front tooth knocked out at the gym on the day of New Years Eve-he met me at his closed office later in the morning and fixed me up with a temporary until he could do the real thing the next week when the office opened after the holiday. At dental school at Creighton University back in the 1950s he was the go-to intern when there was an Italian speaking patient in for free gratis dental work. They don’t make ’em like Joe anymore. One of the most genuine and interesting characters I ever met.

lamont cranston
lamont cranston
March 12, 2023 7:42 pm

The Peter Principle in real time.

mark
mark
  lamont cranston
March 12, 2023 7:52 pm

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Like running the 20th largest bank in the country on WOKE Principles!

Ordo ab cha
Ordo ab cha
  mark
March 12, 2023 8:32 pm

Ha….Joseph Gentile !!?? Or Joseph The Gentile…

Probly a clone baby from birth on a j.p.Morgan farm similar to Epsteins New Mexico gene-lab for all we know…

Whatever it is, it won’t be like Bedford Falls. Of course, we both know it’s nothin more than another domino….an orchestrated move to solve with CBDC.

Back in my house after one year, not quietly mind you. I had previously made personal contacts with LEO chief, county Sheriff (twice), county health administrator, hospital admin.( now at risk of closing), District Judge/court….you know, just tryin to do my part….I have been stopped under lights and siren twice in 30 days: 1st time, popular thru a bat-turn on the main four lane in heavy traffic, for “improper approach to roadway”. Nice young man, more pleasant than I! 2nd time yesterday, three blocks from my house- residential four way stop, no other cars within 200′ of intersection…no turn signal as I made a right hand turn…

Haven’t told the story of commissioners car involved in arrest of repeat suspended license, concealed gun, reported 5 1/2 Oz meth, weed….phone call made, bond reduced to near zero, released, all within hours. This is info from a local newspaper (on this broke screen phone I will see if I can link later)

Just scratchin the surface…gotta run

annuit coeptis novus ordo seclorum

Ordo ab cha
Ordo ab cha
  mark
March 13, 2023 4:05 am

Would require subscrip to the local Pravda to go back over a month to get it….I won’t. Doesn’t really matter, lol

Joseph was given a Gentile wife, Gen.41, mother of Manasseth and Ephraim…coinky- dink

‘ye shall be as gods’

autocorrect is a pain in the ass!!

annuit coeptis novus ordo seclorum

Obbledy
Obbledy
March 12, 2023 7:44 pm

This Guy is a wrecking ball and people still give him a job?!?
Nothin’to see here,move along………

Aunt Acid
Aunt Acid
  Obbledy
March 12, 2023 9:49 pm

plus a raise and a big, fat, fucking bonus don’t you want to bet.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Obbledy
March 12, 2023 9:57 pm

Don’t forget everything is fake and gay. Probably not even a real person.

Coalclinker
Coalclinker
March 12, 2023 8:09 pm

LMAO, what’s the possibility that Gentile really is (((not a gentile)))? Who else would have a name like “Gentile” unless he is of The Name Changer Tribe?

GDP, usually gruntled
GDP, usually gruntled
  Coalclinker
March 13, 2023 12:52 am

For years I had a dentist of Italian descent who was named Gentile. Pronounced “gen-tilly”.

Hollow man
Hollow man
March 12, 2023 8:18 pm

He should have tear tattoo near his eye for killing every company he works for

Aunt Acid
Aunt Acid
  Hollow man
March 13, 2023 12:01 am

Maybe he has the logos of the destroyed companies proudly painted under the cockpit window on the fuselage of his private aicraft?

Crawfisher
Crawfisher
March 12, 2023 8:21 pm

Hey, cut the guy some slack. He had a 16 year run this bank, making some serious jack. He is wealthy, trust me, he don’t give a fuck about your opinion.

Skip
Skip
March 12, 2023 8:28 pm

He should be a weatherman.

Just Thinking
Just Thinking
March 12, 2023 8:57 pm

And his current status?

(Golden) parachuting safely onto the beach of some exotic island somewhere, I would guess.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Just Thinking
March 13, 2023 2:39 am

Hunter probably has him on speed dial.

AKJOHN
AKJOHN
March 12, 2023 9:20 pm

Just finished Whitney Webb’s book “One Nation Under Blackmail.” The Global Banksters keep doing the same thing over and over, and most never do any jail time. Then there kids do the same crimes again without consequences.

Anonymous
Anonymous
March 12, 2023 9:24 pm

There is no bank on earth that could survive a 25% run on deposits in 8 hours. Especially as the run happens instantly via on line transactions. SVB may well have been entirely viable. But no bank can withstand that kind of run. None.

foot in the forest
foot in the forest
  Anonymous
March 12, 2023 10:00 pm

That 25% run on the bank was not joe sixpack pulling his meager life savings. It was killed like Lehman in a whispering campaign started by the likes of Jamie Dimon and Peter Thiel.

Raymond
Raymond
  Anonymous
March 13, 2023 2:41 am

It could come down to how fast Powell over at the Fed can print the money compared to how quickly the system will honor all the withdrawal requests.

Glock-N-Load
Glock-N-Load
March 12, 2023 9:45 pm

It’s a little fraudulent club and you ain’t in it.

Anonymous
Anonymous
March 12, 2023 9:57 pm

Gives new meaning into ‘make the fall-guy a gentile.’ Unlike most folks I’m not going to claim this guy is a jew.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Anonymous
March 13, 2023 2:43 am

Most Italians named Gentile are Roman Catholic.

Unemployed
Unemployed
March 12, 2023 10:38 pm

Such a mitigating face. A paragon of mediocrity. The right guy at the perfect time.

Aunt Acid
Aunt Acid
March 12, 2023 11:57 pm

At second viewing this not-so-poor schmuck is apparently the fall-guy.

Where can Auntie find a a fuck-up -and -still-make-serious-bank gig like this?