U.S. — With inflation remaining stubbornly persistent, the Easter Bunny has been forced to hide ramen noodle packages around people’s yards in lieu of his usual eggs.
“Wow Dad, I got shrimp flavor!” shouted an excited Molly as she scrambled across the backyard. “This one is low sodium! Yippee!!”
Despite the initial surprise at having no eggs, children across the nation have reportedly taken the change in stride. “Their faces really lit up when they found Picante Chicken flavor under the swing set,” said Rebecca Jones, mother of three. “There may not be candy inside, but soy packets will be a great substitute. Oh look, Sam! There’s Lime Chili Chicken under the gutter drain!”
The Easter Bunny wrestled with the decision to change up the tradition, but inflation left him with little choice. “I considered cutting back to one egg per yard,” said the Easter Bunny. “Luckily, I stumbled upon ramen noodles. With low-cost, pastel-colored packages, and incredible flavor variety, Maruchan Ramen basically saved Easter. The kids are going to love it.”
At publishing time, the Easter Bunny stated he would likely make the change to ramen permanent, seeing as how it’s not biologically possible for him to lay eggs anyway.
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I’m going to say the easter bunny just hasn’t tried. If he simply identifies as an egg layer then it has to be so. He just needs a good tranny to help guide him thru to realization. and tomato paste
They are doing it with painted potatoes. Not a Babylon Bee story.
The Irish Easter Bunny cometh! I never saw a drunk rabbit before.
I don’t think those parents who need to save money are fermenting their potatoes before hiding them in the yard. And wouldn’t airline-sized bottles of Irish Whiskey be more appropriate. Actually, they are all as colorful as eggs:
Actually, I recall a day or two out of 51 years on the farm that my yard looked a little like that.
OMG! Am I the Irish Easter Bunny?!
I know where eggs come from, What orifice provides Ramen noodles? FTR, I don’t believe bunnies can do either of those things. Cocaine beavers, maybe.
Happy Easter All!
I was wondering,as Jesus died and then came back to life does this qualify for having two birthdays?
Asking for a friend.
You really want to know why the Easter bunny hides Easter eggs; …it’s because he doesn’t want anyone to know he’s been fucking chickens.
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