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Scarlett
“and this one is juuusst right.”
Among many other things. What a waist!
Nasty! Let me get rid of it for you.
What will ya gonna do if you see death coming for you?
So glad you posted this nkit – I have friends that get it the wrong way round and they don’t believe me! I will send them this. BTW – your babes are astounding – I hope you are not going away after the Mafia – we will miss your music my friend – good wishes. We do seem to share the same sense of humour!
Here’s a South African joke for you:
“THE BEST SALESMAN IN THE WORLD
A young South African lad moved to London and went to Harrods looking for a job. The manager asked “Do you have any sales experience?” The young man answered “Yeah, I was a salesman back home.” The manager liked the South African lad so he gave him the job.
His first day on the job was challenging and busy, but he got through it. After the store was locked up, the manager came down and asked “OK, so how many sales did you manage today” The South African lad said “One.”
The manager groaned and continued “Just one? Our sales people average 20 or 30 sales a day. How much was the sale for?”
“£101,237.64.”
The manager choked and exclaimed “£101,237.64? What the hell did you sell him?”
“Well, first I sold him a small fish hook, then a medium fish hook, and then I sold him a new fishing rod. Then I asked him where he was going fishing and he said down at the coast, so I told him he would need a boat, so we went down to the boat department and I sold him that twin-engine Power Cat. Then he said he didn’t think his Honda Civic would pull it, so I took him down to car sales and I sold him the 4 x 4 Suzuki”.
The manager, incredulous, said, “You mean to tell me….a guy came in here to buy a fish hook and you sold him a boat and 4×4?” “No, no, no”, protested the lad, “he came in here to buy a box of tampons for his lady friend and I said:
“Well, since your weekend’s f**ked, you might as well go fishing”
Happy weekend, Peter, my friend..
If you have cats, it is best to turn the roll around or you will have TP all over your water closet.
You’ll be lucky if those cats keep it confined to the WC … ours used to grab it by the loose end and run through the house with it …
And, BTW, per my M-I-L’s experiences over many years, dogs aren’t any better with it …
We eventually trained the whole menagerie not to play with the TP.
Bottom for pets. Top for no pets.
Nothing like sitting by an open fire…watching the co-conspirators burn.
Make Autos-da-fe Great Again.
When the skies were friendly.
Love the thumbs up while still laid out on the ice.
Can I get extra bacon on that?
The bacon does seem a little light
I think she looks hot buried under dirt.
Weird huh?
Looks like my luck on the weekend
to add insult to injury..that’s horse manure in sawdust bedding
The thigh gap rocks today nkit! 😜
How could anyone downvote that?!
Tit haters, like DemoCommies, they breath Our air.
Those pumpkins look quite expensive, love big uns but honestly almost scarry huge here
fun gene.
She’s a plum!
So that’s where they come from!
Geez. You’ve got to get out more often.
Think she missed a spot
Rinsing off the morning dew.
Superlative effort this week nkit, thanks!
Happy Friday, Kings and Queens.
MILFs need our support.
That looks like a FL tag on the mattress pic. Figures.
Send me a text, I’ll see what’s in stock. *undelivered msg* oops. Also phone fell with those boat accidents that are very unfortunate
Man, I made a bunch of probably stupid posts and ff still only at 8 pages. I tried, don’t know how to post pics, and don’t have anything interesting on my phone anyways. Thanks to y’all that do! Weekend awaits!
Above “Squat and Gobble” restaurant should read “Gobble and Squat”
Sanguelto
“for some reason…” LOL.
or “inexplicably”