ORLANDO, FL — As the feud continues between Ron DeSantis and the Disney corporation over what the Florida Governor calls Disney’s “grooming” behavior towards young children, Disney was forced to halt all operations after DeSantis’s administration built an elementary school within 1,000 feet of the theme park.
“Disney has proudly employed sex predators for years, and this act of aggression by DeSantis will force thousands of our proud pedo-American workers to leave the park to stay outside the 1,000-foot radius required by law,” said Disney CEO Bob Iger. “This is tyranny!”
Sources say roadblocks have already been set up at the entrance of the park, which will be closed indefinitely.
“We can’t stop Disney from running constant programming that steals innocence from young children, but we can shut them down with this elementary school!” Governor DeSantis declared outside the newly completed “Based Elementary School” in front of a mural of the new school’s mascot: a musclebound alligator treading on a Pride flag. “Disney’s crusade to corrupt the youth has finally come to an end here in the free state of Florida.”
At publishing time, the former Disney employees had all gotten jobs as public school teachers in California.
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Seldom need to see “Babylon Bee” anymore to know it’s them.
It’s funny because it’s entirely possible! That sounds just like a DeSantis move. He’d win, too.
Dizney World is the perfect vacation spot for the vaxxed & boosted of the world. Masks and up-to-date shots should be compulsory to work there or visit. “Keeping safe.”
We shall know the crony-Kapitalist psycho-criminal shit-show is finally over when Majick Kangdom outlets worldwide are shuttered FOREVER. Cannot happen soon enough.