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YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
May 8, 2023 7:44 am

Mmmm…garlic bread….

Brewer55
Brewer55
  YourAverageJoe
May 8, 2023 8:04 am

Yeah, she woke me up faster than my first cup of joe this morning.

BabbleOn
BabbleOn
May 8, 2023 9:00 am

Sports Team Ridicule
Toronto Maple Leafs.

Mary Christine
Mary Christine
May 8, 2023 9:13 am

Some good ones today. Here have another one.

Austrian Peter
Austrian Peter
  Mary Christine
May 8, 2023 12:03 pm

Good one Mary – have one on me 🙂 My wife behaves exactly like this pair!

Euddie
Euddie
  Austrian Peter
May 8, 2023 7:36 pm

That was awesome Peter!

Muscledawg
Muscledawg
  Mary Christine
May 8, 2023 5:12 pm

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Call me Jack
Call me Jack
  Muscledawg
May 8, 2023 8:34 pm

L.L. Bean bathrobe ?????

Call me Jack
Call me Jack
  Mary Christine
May 8, 2023 8:33 pm

Now THAT’s Funny!!!

Iggy
Iggy
May 8, 2023 9:49 am

That little dummy reminds me of these stickers or cards in the 1970s. I think they were called wacky packs or something like that had stickers and or cards that parodied stuff.

B_MC
B_MC
May 8, 2023 9:52 am

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Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
  B_MC
May 8, 2023 11:51 am

BlackRock, et al., aren’t there to finance the war … they’re there to steal everything in sight under the big lie of ‘rebuilding’ Ukraine after this war ends …

Euddie
Euddie
  Anthony Aaron
May 8, 2023 7:37 pm

War, is gentrification with extreme prejudice.

B_MC
B_MC
May 8, 2023 9:53 am

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BL the anti-socialist
BL the anti-socialist
  B_MC
May 8, 2023 10:15 am

He and his mother both lived off the backs of struggling proles.

The Central Scrutinizer
The Central Scrutinizer
  B_MC
May 8, 2023 11:45 am

“I’m livin’ the dream, Jerry!” – George Costanza

Call me Jack
Call me Jack
  B_MC
May 8, 2023 8:35 pm

Needs a few stickers to accent the medals.

B_MC
B_MC
May 8, 2023 9:53 am

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Cornydawg
Cornydawg
  B_MC
May 8, 2023 10:10 am

Those ain’t kilts – they’re dresses

Muscledawg
Muscledawg
  Cornydawg
May 8, 2023 5:17 pm

The 1st time an Englishman saw a group of soiboi Scots in dresses was laughing so much that the Scots kilt him. That’s how they got named. Kilt by a guy in a dress.

Austrian Peter
Austrian Peter
  B_MC
May 8, 2023 12:07 pm

Classic – thanks B_MC this will fit well this week with a Coronation Post Mortem theme! 🙂

BL the anti-socialist
BL the anti-socialist
  Austrian Peter
May 8, 2023 1:22 pm

ROLL THE GUILLOTINES !!!!!!

Austrian Peter
Austrian Peter
  BL the anti-socialist
May 8, 2023 2:01 pm

🙂

B_MC
B_MC
May 8, 2023 9:53 am

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Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
  B_MC
May 8, 2023 11:53 am

Well … if the UK hadn’t taken in all of the 3d world folks, then their standard of living wouldn’t have become compromised … just like here in the US with the 60+ million hispanics we’ve let invade US since ’65 or so … and Germany the past decade …

The Central Scrutinizer
The Central Scrutinizer
  Administrator
May 8, 2023 11:49 am

I picked up a dvd of Logan’s Run for five bucks while dodging ugly bitches and fags at the Walmart.

Cult classic.

Also? Ironically, I read Lord of the Flies as assigned reading in military school when I was 12 or 13. Talk about driving home a point!

Austrian Peter
Austrian Peter
  Administrator
May 8, 2023 12:42 pm

Fab – thanks Admin it’s our best weapon – satire kills in the end I’ve found and we have the benefit off laughing all the way down to Davy’s Locker 🙂

NB: “Among the Welsh seafaring community, Davy Jones refers to their patron saint – Saint David, whom they believe saves them from the ocean’s harsh nature. According to this legend, St. David will only protect the good sailors, while the immoral seafarers would be sent to Davy Jones’ Locker.”

BL the anti-socialist
BL the anti-socialist
  Austrian Peter
May 8, 2023 1:04 pm

AP- Which patron saint protects us from the satanic death cult?

Austrian Peter
Austrian Peter
  BL the anti-socialist
May 8, 2023 1:21 pm

“Saint Michael the Archangel is referenced in the Old Testament and has been part of Christian teachings since the earliest times. In Catholic writings and traditions he acts as the defender of the Church and chief opponent of Satan, and assists people at the hour of death.”

I hope he doesn’t forget me in my hour of need! 🙂

BL the anti-socialist
BL the anti-socialist
  Austrian Peter
May 8, 2023 1:25 pm

Saint Michael it is…….

Austrian Peter
Austrian Peter
  BL the anti-socialist
May 8, 2023 2:08 pm

Since he is protecting the Catholic Church, maybe he really is controlled opposition?

“Catholics often refer to Michael as “Holy Michael, the Archangel” or “Saint Michael”, a title that does not indicate canonisation. He is generally referred to in Christian litanies as “Saint Michael”, as in the Litany of the Saints.”

And – Why did M&S drop St Michael? At first it applied only to products produced by Corahs, but by 1950 and for the next 50 years, almost all goods sold by Marks & Spencer used the St Michael brand. The brand was dropped in 2000.

On a personal note, BL – I have been in 6 near-death events during my long and unexpected life (I generally live dangerously), on land, sea and air. I never saw St Michael the Archangel at any time. I guess I am a lost cause?

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Austrian Peter
May 9, 2023 10:26 pm

Saint does not indicate canonization. It indicates presence in Heaven. None of the saints of the Old Testament have been canonized. Many of the recognized Saints of the New Testament have not been canonized. Most of the saints in heaven are unknown and will never be canonized. Those that have been canonized are recognized by the Church as being in Heaven.

Strictly speaking, being “Canonized” means your name is included in the Canon at mass, the official prayer of the Church during the consecration. For most canonized saints, their names are only included in the canon on their feast day. But there are a handful whose names are included in the canon at any and every mass.

Will the Scot
Will the Scot
  BL the anti-socialist
May 8, 2023 4:41 pm

I depend a great deal on Saint Serta for my daily rest and comfort.

BL the anti-socialist
BL the anti-socialist
  Will the Scot
May 8, 2023 4:51 pm

Not being Catholic or attached to any particular religion, I lean more toward St. Bertha the Ball Buster.

Peter- You better slow down, if you were a feline, you would only have 3 more lives left. An old gentleman once told me I would not make it to 21 living such a dangerous life.

Muscledawg
Muscledawg
  Administrator
May 8, 2023 5:20 pm

Kameltoe Harris says she loves Venn diagrams. I don’t think she would understand this one.

Euddie
Euddie
  Muscledawg
May 8, 2023 7:41 pm

Kamala thinks venn diagrams are a
form of birth control.

Mary Christine
Mary Christine
  Administrator
May 8, 2023 2:31 pm

🤣🤣🤣

The Central Scrutinizer
The Central Scrutinizer
  Administrator
May 8, 2023 11:51 am

That hurt more than I thought it would.

OT, did you get my letter?

Austrian Peter
Austrian Peter
  Administrator
May 8, 2023 1:18 pm

Or a constitutional monarchy and not a democracy – although it is the ‘mother’ of them all!

CORONATION SPECIAL – RULES for RULERS – Oaths – 1,000 Yrs – Freemasons –Coronation Today – Queen Camilla – Bud Lite – Hail Caesar – Carlson – PPI – Maypole – Letter from Great Britain – [05-06-23]

Jobrok obiden
Jobrok obiden
  Administrator
May 8, 2023 11:46 am

I think 20% is awfully optimistic

OALA
OALA
  Jobrok obiden
May 8, 2023 12:02 pm

“I think 20% is awfully optimistic”

Sorry. Didn’t see Your post.

Muscledawg
Muscledawg
  Jobrok obiden
May 8, 2023 5:23 pm

1/3 of the planet did NOT yet the death jab. 33%.

Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
  Muscledawg
May 8, 2023 7:09 pm

That’s the overall number … and it’s that high only because some nations — especially many in africa — have a jab rate of less than 3% …

Most of the First World has very high jab rates … and a sizable part of the 2d world, too …

20% ? Recklessly Optimistic
20% ? Recklessly Optimistic
  Administrator
May 8, 2023 12:00 pm

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Muscledawg
Muscledawg
  20% ? Recklessly Optimistic
May 8, 2023 5:26 pm

What doesn’t get reported about this experiment is this: 50% of people that were asked to participate refused when they found out what they were to do. This alters the results substantially.

👁 may be delusional, dawg. Your source(s) please?
👁 may be delusional, dawg. Your source(s) please?
  Muscledawg
May 8, 2023 8:40 pm

“50% of people that were asked to participate refused when they found out what they were to do.”

Spent a few min. looking, using “Milgram” + Your bold quote, but not much luck.

Perhaps algore is slippin’?

NOT picking but interested, Your source(s). Your time & inclination permitting.

https://www.thoughtco.com/milgram-experiment-4176401

https://www.verywellmind.com/the-milgram-obedience-experiment-2795243

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Milgram_experiment

https://allthatsinteresting.com/milgram-experiment

Too MANY whack jobs. Since the beginning?

The Cure IS coming, imho.

BL the anti-socialist
BL the anti-socialist
  Administrator
May 8, 2023 10:11 am

You just described RFK, Jr’s political party.

anonymous
anonymous
  BL the anti-socialist
May 8, 2023 11:20 am

Does the “F” stand for “Franklin”?
Just ax’n.

anon a moos
anon a moos
  Administrator
May 8, 2023 10:13 am

do you mean voting is pointless??

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Administrator
May 8, 2023 11:05 am

War is politics by other means.

Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
  Anonymous
May 8, 2023 7:10 pm

The reverse also seems true … politics is war by other means …

Muscledawg
Muscledawg
  Administrator
May 8, 2023 5:28 pm

Correct! The only way is the military. Q

Jackie Puppet
Jackie Puppet
  Administrator
May 8, 2023 7:44 pm

…to a SPIRITUAL problem

BL the anti-socialist
BL the anti-socialist
  Administrator
May 8, 2023 11:21 am

Zel is a little short shit and a goofy looking fucker face.

Muscledawg
Muscledawg
  Administrator
May 8, 2023 5:32 pm

It was a warning!

BL the anti-socialist
BL the anti-socialist
  Administrator
May 8, 2023 10:29 am

True in every commie country and here under “democracy”. The Kennedy’s live in the later. Our representatives live in the later, this was true 100 years ago. Are you sure it’s an “ism” that causes that?

Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
  Administrator
May 8, 2023 7:11 pm

That may be so in the White community … certainly not in the black or the brown communities …

Trannies are overwhelmingly White …

https://williamsinstitute.law.ucla.edu/wp-content/uploads/Race-Ethnicity-Trans-Adults-US-Oct-2016.pdf

k31
k31
  Anthony Aaron
May 8, 2023 9:33 pm

Jews are only considered white when it is convenient for them.

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  Administrator
May 8, 2023 11:21 am

All you need to do is be an adulterous, pedophile-loving, hag.

B_MC
B_MC
May 8, 2023 10:13 am

Chelsea Clinton: ‘It’s Time To Force-Jab Every Unvaccinated Child in America’

The deranged One World Government assets are nowhere near ceasing and desisting in their slow kill bioweapon program, even after their murderous C19 DEATHVAX™ campaign has been finally rejected by the majority of the population; and precisely due to this, they are now doubling down in their targeted destruction of children.

Chelsea Clinton has declared that unvaccinated children in America must be forced to take the mRNA jab with or without parental consent.

Chelsea – via the Clinton Health Access Initiative (CHAI) – along with the World Health Organization (WHO), UNICEF and the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation says she hopes to force jab unvaccinated children via a new initiative called “The Big Catch-up.”

“The Big Catch-up” will last 18 months and, according to Bill Clinton’s daughter, aims to become “the largest childhood immunization effort ever.”

Childrenshealthdefense.org reports: Clinton, who serves as vice chair of CHAI, last week presented the initiative at Fortune’s Brainstorm Health Conference in Marina del Rey, California.

One day earlier, under the auspices of World Immunization Week, the WHO introduced “The Big Catch-up,” describing it as a “targeted global effort to boost vaccination among children following declines driven by the COVID-19 pandemic.”

If you had any doubts at this stage in the Great Reset game if these puppets are not actively worshipping evil, then here is yet another reminder:

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https://www.2ndsmartestguyintheworld.com/p/chelsea-clinton-its-time-to-force

BL the anti-socialist
BL the anti-socialist
  Administrator
May 8, 2023 1:08 pm

CV-19, when you absolutely, positively have to kill every mutherfuker on the planet.

AR-15 can’t touch CV-19 if you are crunching numbers.

Notorious Lurker
Notorious Lurker
  Administrator
May 8, 2023 11:36 pm

How to give a leftard a cognitive dissonance seizure… have them explain this:
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BL the anti-socialist
BL the anti-socialist
  Administrator
May 8, 2023 10:24 am

People aren’t as smart as cows, they line up in a straight line for the jab because the TV told them to.

Muscledawg
Muscledawg
  BL the anti-socialist
May 8, 2023 5:38 pm

They told the cows there is sugar coated hay in there.

Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
  BL the anti-socialist
May 8, 2023 7:16 pm

Even worse … for a freaking donut … A DONUT …

BL the anti-socialist
BL the anti-socialist
  Anthony Aaron
May 8, 2023 8:09 pm

Anthony- It really is hard to believe…..a donut.

Notorious Lurker
Notorious Lurker
  Administrator
May 8, 2023 11:46 pm

Yeah, but the media will swear to you that the TX mall shooter was a white supremacist, but if this dude showed up at a neo-nazi gathering, he’d be the center of attention. The media doesn’t understand how racism works, or they think we’re all stupid…
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Click through to see the perp get what he deserved

Mauricio Garcia: Texas Mall Shooter Was a Licensed Security Guard Who Was Removed from the Army in 2008 Over Mental Health Concerns

Notorious Lurker
Notorious Lurker
  Notorious Lurker
May 8, 2023 11:48 pm

Fuck it…
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The Central Scrutinizer
The Central Scrutinizer
  Administrator
May 8, 2023 11:58 am

Yeah, but this time let’s lose the flute tooters, m’kay?

Caitlyn Jenner's testicles
Caitlyn Jenner's testicles
  The Central Scrutinizer
May 8, 2023 7:52 pm

Nah.

Mary Christine
Mary Christine
  Administrator
May 8, 2023 2:40 pm

Last night Blonde used George Floyded as a verb when referring to the guy that ended up on the train with the wrong person. She’s funny and eye candy for the dudes. The real dudes, that is. Her point was that the protesters are George Floyding him, turning him into a saint. There are Millenials out there that give me hope that all is not lost.

Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
  Administrator
May 8, 2023 7:19 pm

An even better one that I’ve seen shows something like the Chartres Cathedral and any one of the modern buildings of the past 40 years with the caption of ‘designed and built by amateurs vs. designed and built by ‘experts’ …

I just can’t find that image …

Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
  Administrator
May 8, 2023 12:01 pm

Actually, of the 3 — the black woman and the trannies aren’t that important compared with the 3d one, which is the true ruling power …

Mary Christine
Mary Christine
  Administrator
May 8, 2023 2:42 pm

DIE…Diversity Inclusion Equity

Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
  Administrator
May 8, 2023 12:11 pm

… or in biker bars …

Caitlyn Jenner's testicles
Caitlyn Jenner's testicles
  Anthony Aaron
May 8, 2023 7:54 pm

I’d like that one.

Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
  Administrator
May 8, 2023 12:12 pm

Is that there one of them ‘inconvenient truths’ that AlGore likes to tell US about?

Muscledawg
Muscledawg
  Administrator
May 8, 2023 5:45 pm

The lefts patron saint of evolution is a flaming racist. But he has a point.

BL the anti-socialist
BL the anti-socialist
May 8, 2023 10:35 am

They forgot FDR.

Will the Scot
Will the Scot
  BL the anti-socialist
May 8, 2023 11:01 pm

They also forgot ‘Q.’