FRED Says . . .

Guest Post by Eric Peters

Imagine a red light that never goes green – unless you obey.

The speed limit. Whatever it is.

And sends you a ticket via mail if you don’t.

Say hello to FRED – feu de ralentissement éducatif – which the French Canadian government is testing out as an “educational traffic calming light” that does more than “educate.”

FRED has built-in radar that “educates” itself about the speed of an approaching car; if the car is going faster than whatever the programmed in speed limit is, it turns red – and stays red – stopping the car (and traffic) for no other reason, such as cross traffic. These FRED lights are installed in the manner of speed bumps.

Which is to say, they are designed to annoy – and mulct – drivers.  

If the driver ignores whatever the speed limit is – or the light – FRED mails a ticket to the registered owner of the car. It knows who that is via the plate reader system that is at the heart of FRED.  

It is another etiolation of panopticonic enforcement. Obedience – everywhere. Or else.

Jalopnik – a “car site” financed by the Huffington Post, which was financed by leftist heiress Arianna Huffington, who made off with a lot of her ex’s money – seal-claps approvingly. It says “good drivers” “keep to the speed limit” and that FRED “forces fast drivers to stop and gives them a chance to really consider their life choices.”

Italics added.

Try to image Brock Yates or Patrick Bedard typing out such a sentence.

This is the sort of writing – and commentary – one finds at most “car sites” nowadays. (More about that here.)

This mostly unquestioned tautology that “good drivers” ” keep to the speed limit” really ought to be questioned as it lies at the heart of much of the serial abuse of drivers who aren’t bad.

Are professional race car drivers bad drivers?

How about the cops who enforce speed limits who serially drive faster than whatever they are? Often much faster – in order to catch the “speeder”? Is that not also, ipso facto, “bad” driving, too?

If not, why?

The Jalopnik writer does not even ask such questions, let alone answer them. This is to be expected given the writer is a former “web designer” for GM, who regards transportation as a “civil rights issue.”

Instead, she seal-claps approvingly about FRED being installed to deal with a “plague” of “throttle-happy” drivers in Quebec. She does not explore whether these drivers have caused any harm; instead she assumes – reflexively, as if on cue – that to drive any faster than the speed limit is, ipso facto, synonymous with “bad” driving.

It is an obvious idiocy openly admitted-to by the cops who enforce these limits – who routinely do not enforce them if the driver is only “speeding” a little bit, as for example five or so miles-per-hour faster than whatever the limit is. Who also “give breaks” to those who go faster by reducing the cited number to something less than what the radar gun said – but still enough to generate the “ticket” (and, of course, the fine).

In fact, many cops regard it as “suspicious” to drive at – or below – whatever the speed limit is and will sometimes use that as the basis for a pretextual fishing expedition stop. In any case, the point is that driving faster than whatever the posted limit is does not mean one is a “bad” driver. All it means is that one is driving faster than whatever the sign says you may.

Well, so what?

How is it that signage became religious? Something akin to a totem pole that must be kow-towed to because otherwise the gods will be angered?

Well, just that. The “gods” – that is, the government – will be angered. But instead of darkening skies and thunderbolts, tickets rain down upon the sinful.

The Jalopnik-GM woman seal-claps some more:

“You can see FRED in action in what is by far the jauntiest free music ever to grace a traffic light in action.” Because it makes you want to dance and clap your hands to be forced to apply the brakes.

Well, it makes certain kinds of people want to do that. It’s just unsettling to find them writing for car sites. But then, such sites are more interested these days in “transportation,” which is something that can be provided by a bus or a train that goes exactly as fast – or as slowly – as the government says.

FRED “… does more than just slow down thoughtless speeders. It relays important statical information back to the city about traffic and driver behavior on the road.”

Italics added.

Cue the seal-clapping.

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25 Comments
BabbleOnBee
BabbleOnBee
May 11, 2023 2:59 pm

Yup these FRED lights are being rolled out in Ontario too. They will be combined with AI to screw you in ways we havent even thought about.
“The owner of this vehicle has no available Carbon Credits. Please exit the vehicle, so authorities may arrest you without incident. Your Cooperation is greatly appreciated. To avoid this inconvenience in the future, please plan your trip accordingly.”

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  BabbleOnBee
May 11, 2023 4:43 pm

comment image

BabbleOnBee
BabbleOnBee
  Colorado Artist
May 11, 2023 5:34 pm

Darth Vader and the Moonlight Escapades.

Cricket
Cricket
May 11, 2023 3:15 pm

These are passive revenue generators for now, and signs of government’s intent to force 15 minute cities and social credit systems on us to restrict peoples movement. Trudeau’s basic Chinese dictatorship is upon us.

Just one more reason to GTFO of cities and suburbs.

goat
goat
May 11, 2023 3:25 pm

Looks light a lot of neat parts to play with.

motley
motley
May 11, 2023 3:25 pm

Fred … meet BASEBALL BAT

grace country pastor
grace country pastor
  motley
May 11, 2023 3:29 pm

FRED is watching you, take him from a distance.

luke2236
luke2236
  motley
May 11, 2023 11:17 pm

30:06 is more effective

Bored Already
Bored Already
May 11, 2023 3:38 pm

All I can say is that a 40W carbon dioxide LASER is pretty cheap, and makes a good remote control

motley
motley
  Bored Already
May 11, 2023 5:15 pm

Do they happen to sell those on AliExpress? Asking for a friend.

Hammuh
Hammuh
  motley
May 11, 2023 11:56 pm

I bought a 5 watt laser from Jet Lasers for $300. It will start cardboard on fire from 5ft. I would think that would fix the camera sensor from a good distance.

Anonymous
Anonymous
May 11, 2023 4:45 pm

FRED is meant to educate by punishment.
If TPTB wanted to control a vehicle’s speed, they could easily do so through the vehicle’s computer system, through the volume of fuel permitted to enter the cylinders, etc.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Anonymous
May 11, 2023 5:00 pm

That’s why you need a pre emissions mechanical diesel truck. Manual windows , stick shift and black smoke.

falconflight
falconflight
May 11, 2023 4:52 pm

Chechens know how to handle such…

Notorious Lurker
Notorious Lurker
  falconflight
May 12, 2023 12:24 am

LOL, AKs for the win or they’re shooting blanks. I mean that traffic light can’t be more that 50m away. I’m not saying I’d feel safe down range, they might hit me.

falconflight
falconflight
May 11, 2023 4:56 pm

Anonymous
Anonymous
May 11, 2023 4:58 pm

Battery sawzall that bitch down to the ground.

goat
goat
  Anonymous
May 11, 2023 5:00 pm

Yeah, they come in handy.

kfg
kfg
May 11, 2023 4:59 pm

“Try to image Brock Yates or Patrick Bedard typing out such a sentence.”

I’d have to imagine myself 50 years ago to do that.
Does anybody actually read Car and Driver anymore?

World War Zero
World War Zero
May 11, 2023 8:21 pm

If everybody obeys the infernal thing and it can’t pay for itself, the gendarmes can keep lowering the enforced speed by 20% until it does.

Similar to the ever-quickening yellow light timer in US intersections. Remember, only govt can weaponize civil engineering.

Notorious Lurker
Notorious Lurker
May 12, 2023 12:18 am

Canada is fucked, 30km/h is 18mph, run that thing over from behind and keep going. If these things are regularly destroyed, they stop with it. But you have to make it not worth the effort. So, Canada, stop being nice for fucks sake, or you’ll be getting speeding tickets and red light tickets and if you stop traffic obstruction tickets and your speed limits will go farther down and limit your 15 minute city to an even smaller circle. Next think you know ya’ll’ll be living in the Hunger Games while we here in PRoNJ will be in Idiocracy. Dystopia sucks.

eraser
eraser
May 12, 2023 5:44 am

Over here we don a full face mask, walk to the location of said Fred, pump a round in the Mosser 500 of double aught and Fred’s dead, baby.

anonymous
anonymous
May 12, 2023 6:49 am

Everyone behind them when a person is stopped and being punished will also be stopped. Creating a traffic jam miles long and a long delay in getting where they want to.
Did the doofuses who came up with this system realiz this? Or maybe that is the result that they wanted anyway.

ejosrq
ejosrq
May 12, 2023 12:26 pm

FRED used to mean: Fucking Ridiculous Electronic Device..

overthecliff
overthecliff
May 14, 2023 2:33 pm

My guess is that Fred could be the target of much vandalism. Repair costs could be uneconomical.