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Happy Friday!
No ink.
Uh what?, yes there is
No ink acceptable.
What’s between her boobs?
Not you… Sorry man
That’s probably a good thing, I doubt my wife would appreciate it.
Skid mark from my………never mind.
Most tats are just gross. She has a little on the chest and crotch. If she doesn’t add anymore, that’s acceptable. Because DAMN she looks good!!
Tits might be God’s best invention.
I was thinking second best invention but, OK
God’s, quite possibly, but man’s best invention is air conditioning.
The thermos! Keeps hot things hot, cold things cold. How do it know?
*are
We naked apes wouldn’t exist without titty.
Titty feed the world.
That was hypnotic.
Whaddya know, it’s Friday Fail time again.
The best start to the weekend starts NOW!
Is that black guy trying to right the boat, or is he the anchor?
He’s the one who drove it onto the rocks.
Cheer up, pigeon. There’s Joe Biden. Drop a messy turd on his head to match the one in his diaper.
Bob, I won’t let you talk bad about the supposed ruler of the free word. I have evidence he once made it 2 hours with no “accidents” also Epstein didn’t kill himself but that is somehow unrelated.
DV for a typo?
That damn volcano causes as much global warming as a hundred cows! Shut it down!
It’s casting a shadow, not actively blowing.
Probably a face mask would help, cause reasons
I long ago noticed women needed a lot of alcohol before they’d have fun with me.
Damn, Bob. That ain’t good. It does sometimes help to let em loosen up a bit, let their hair down. I like to think I’ve seduced them all with charm and being down to earth. I like to think that.
Have fun with you, Bob?
Let’s be honest, bro. They were laughing at you.
Ballsy, for that serviceman to sit there without a parachute strapped to his back, IMO.
Great picture, Joe.
Good morning, you heathens.
Ballsy? Tom Cruise would jump out onto the wing of the fighter, tear off the canopy, dump out the pilot, shoot down 50 advanced Russian fighters, and go on to win the war. I know it’s true ’cause I’ve seen him do similar stuff in a lot of movies. That guy above is just sitting on his arse.
Most likely tommy would jump out, get sucked into the engine and splattered out the back. The two pilots would collide and crash because they were laughing so hard. Of course it would all be tRumps fault and he’d be indicted for it. I’m good with all that.
yeah, but he’s only 5’7″…but, I do envy him for working w/ Demi and those enticing hooters in A Few Good Men.
She’s kinda dropped off the radar lately…hmm…
Jessup: “Use caution in your tone, Commander. I’m a reasonable guy, but, this fucking heat is starting to get to me. You wanna come after me, then roll the dice. I eat breakfast 300 yards from men who want to kill me, so don’t think you can come down here, flash a badge, and…
Hey. Nice rack by the way.”
I envied Burt Reynolds who worked with her is Striptease and got to see those big old fun bags up close.
You didn’t see the tether line.
look at his left side, he has a rope line to keep him in the plane.
Available accessories include used needles, a dilapidated tent, and plastic turds.
That’s what I was wondering, where is the lovingly placed shit piles the dogs have to walk around?
Meth needles and herpes sores sold separately.
Wasn’t it here a few weeks ago that someone posted ‘Long Term Relationship Barbie’?
I seriously cannot roll my eyes hard enough….
Good movie.
” They big, they ugly, and they stink…”
…Mengalors…
“Never be ashamed of who you are…”
She was smokin’ hot in that too. She’s just hot, period. But man…..
Anyone else want to negotiate?
I forgot about Ruby Rod. Chris Tucker, right? He did a good job too.
Now the .gov is waterboarding cats?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Been a long time since I’ve seen that laugh CA. Welcome back.
Finally bought a new computer that works. Nice to be contributing again instead of just reading. Let’s kick ass and chew gum!
I did something similar to my…..never mind.
In just a couple of seconds your hair will no longer be wet if only because it will no longer be.
Your hair on fire and your eyes too bloody to see.
Alvin Bragg is going to indict that for sure.
Obviously the person carrying the sign has never actally fired an AR-15. But regardless of their ignorance, I want my round to make as big a hole as possible when I am firing in self defence.
Load with hollow points.
if you want a big hole forget the AR and use a shotgun with smaller shot!
Yeah, too bad that’s not the actual size of either an entry or exit wound from any AR. Too effing bad.
Those are full auto, once the trigger used it just keeps spitting fire
That is full auto
Doubt his is a high capacity assault weapon that can blow your lungs out, no joke!
Both covers are open in public. Naughty, naughty
I want an ar that can atleast double that hole
You mean like an AR-10???
LOL.
An AR-30!
Honestly, I want a freakin’ minigun.
So tits ftw?
Nice trigger discipline. 😉
Tits ftw
Imagine a giant tornado filled with sharks, that might be a movie pitch
SHARKPEDO!
Nah, who would ever go for such a script? 😉
Imagine a tornado filled with sharks
Glad it won’t me that posted
AP fact check: False. Marge’s hair is blue.
And that’s Bart’s head.
I am highly allergic to that vine. One touch and in two weeks will need to get a steroid shot.
No. you’re not. That is Virginia Creeper and not poison ivy. 5 leaflets, not 3.
This stuff’s a lot cheaper, but you sure can taste the difference.
Don’t know I want to taste the flavor, prob residual contamination
That’s who Popeye was hoping for.
Around the neck of the bottle is tied a little bag that contains a 10 day course of antibiotics.
I think San Francisco should provide one of these for all the homeless people . . . sorry! All the persons experiencing homelessness. This way, while they’re injecting themselves and shitting on the sidewalk, they can smile with pride knowing they don’t have to sleep on the cold hard street.
If San Fransicko did that, they would paid $24,000 for each tent.
per month
I recently designed a heated blanket for homeless use in colder areas. It works similar to an electric blanket except it does not need to be plugged in. It has a cotton inner shell and outer shell, with an absorbent batten interior. Simple soak the blanket in kerosene and light with a conventional cigarette lighter. I am having some issues with temperature regulation, but expect to have those solved soon.
How to tell the other street shitters you scored big on a trash bin bonanza
one gust of wind and it will all be in the top of a tree.
Your cats have been drinking
Drinking arsenic.
OMG, an octocat. RUN!
Is this from the James Bond movie, Octopussy?
They suck and blow
I made the mistake of picturing the other bush on her and I’ve been puking ever since.
Miracle grow works on vegetables
Nope; second and third. Brandon is the dumbest.
Always helpful when you past due to pop.
What if it was negative?
These aren’t to prevent spam, they are to learn how people work this out. I always count the corner, but it is clear that not all people do. These should be illegal unless they pay us.
I asked for one in blue, but they said no. Then I caused a ruckus, so they gave me a lobotomy. Now, for some reason, I can only vote Democrat.
Had you died on the table, you’d still vote democrat. Forever.
I’m still waiting for the strapless version.
If you leverage your socks, the payout will multiply. Why just 1 sock?
Yes nasal drip is a bitch.
Took me a second…
Well, the climate is changing. Last week it was cold and rainy; this week it’s hot and sunny. That’s proof that all the earth’s water is about to boil away, killing us all by September! So stop driving, eating, farting, and breathing if you love the planet.
Six minute video that is 100% guaranteed to ward off evil persons such as Al, Greta & etc.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FBJlXVvtdn4
I love railroad videos. My father worked on the railroad and even took me on a day trip with him in the 60s (half on the caboose and half on the engine).
Two-cycle EMD power at it’s finest. V-16s of 545 cu. in. per cylinder….3000 h.p. @ 950 rpm
I did my part to reduce clim chg this past winter. I reduced my consumption of nat gas to heat my home. I did it by burning 12 face cord of wood to keep warmer than paying for gas.
UN report this week states that the world temp. has not risen at all in 15 years?
21 years of no warming. NASA even admitted it.
Guess who’s computer model predicted that?
NO ONE’S!
Computer models: Garbage in, garbage out.
And you read about it in a news PAPER.
The easiest crop around here is unwanted low value trees, so we have a kraft pulp plant that is making very little impact on forestation. I get tired of picking up plastic bags that blow in from the road worrying they will make their way into my food systems. Paper just composts.
In a modern landfill, NOTHING composts…it just compacts.
Landfill food is our gift to the next generation.
Just a few Walmart sacks in a combine will ruin an entire cotton crop.
But just 6 water bottles can make one of their spiffy vests
Paper bags had multiple secondary uses and encouraged creative thinking. Can’t have that in a democracy
I use them to start my charcoal chimney.
I’m old enough to remember when the spent millions to institute bussing in PG Cty Md and 20 + years later spent tens of millions to end bussing.
Hocome their shit gets to look so cute? Mine always looks angry
Racist archeologist didn’t use the right pronouns
Very cool.
The Exorcist is downright tame compared to what the pedophile elites do in real life.
Yep. Years ago a man by the name of Ronald Bernard who was in the upper echelons of the elite described what they do. He’s dead now, surprise surprise. Anyway, if you can find the videos he did it’s good material.
Just damn…evil human…but funny as fuck….
You shall know your empire is doomed when the first lady has a nut sack.
Fact check false. Mike is too old
So….will big Mike come out as an incomplete tranny woman or just a cross-dressing homo?
You still have some?
Is that all?
No. I quash investigations into the real criminals so they can destroy the country unimpeded.
Cult classic, Office Space.
You might conclude the trucker was at fault here, but what if I told you the trucker votes Democrat and the car driver votes Republican? Keep in mind this is a Manhattan courtroom and that I love to jail people for contempt.
Wait till he founds out he needs glasses
I know I’m a bigot but I can’t condone interspecies dating.
“There’s a lesson here, but I’m not the one to figure it out.” – Rick Sanchez
What is this discount of which he speaks? In my experience it’s more like a 1000% increase.
That’s from all of the money she saved at the shoe store sale.
onlyfans is for sluts who want to share with a wider audience
What’s going on here?
Hey ChatGPT. Now invent an account of how Ukraine will beat Russia.
ChatGPT: Sorry, I don’t have that much imagination.
Yeah, right. Just like Russia blew up its own pipeline. lol
The Fensler Film GI Joe PSAs are the funniest things you will ever see.
Here they all are in one place.
I lol’d but then again, I’m Cobra Cmd
Who want’s a body massage?
Tell me; I really want to know. When did the West become the bad guys and how the fuck did we let it happen?
I cannot say for sure, but already before I graduated HS (81) I was getting in trouble for saying “I think it’s a lot more likely we (the US) will become like the Soviets than the other way around.” Seems I was more correct about the US than Russia, but still…
. . . I’d say it happened about the time Gorbachev became the Soviet Premiere because it was then the US realized it could just pay lip service to freedom, liberty and all that stuff mostly used / stated as propaganda against “the East.”
11/22/1963
Yep. He actively started moving us away from the federal reserve and was killed for it.
Thanks Dan!
That was the real Coup – when the corrupt CIA whacked JFK and the Secret Police FBI helped cover it up.
it’s mostly been in the last two years since FJB and his band of commie perverts started running the gov’t and using the useless main stream media to push garbage.
If that’s your experience, you must be pretty young.
“We” didn’t know how much our government was a criminal enterprise until DJT was elected. Now there are no excuses.
When the “wall” came down. MIC.
Let’s crucify the bastard on the right, confident there’ll be no resurrection for him. He, and all who welcomed him to kids’ schools, will go straight to hell.
Great lawn sign idea!
Is that a bearded aoc?
Nah… she’s got tits.
Lighten up, meme dude. Stop bitching, have a whisky, and enjoy Friday Fail.
Especially saying, “I do.”
The most expensive words ever spoken.
The 1st time yes.
The current one I could not live without.
Is that what she tells you constantly? Mine merely insinuates it.
I feel the same way about my dog. Fool me once…
Totally agree. My girl now is the best. We don’t need a piece of paper to stay committed to each other.
Know why divorces are so expensive? They are worth it!
That piece of paper might save the two of you a metric boatload in taxes.
Work the system, my man.
“Fool me once…”
A9racer
Illegal aliens, not immigrants.
AKA Undocumented Democrats.
Criminal foreign invaders.