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Student of History
Student of History
May 12, 2023 9:32 am

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MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  Student of History
May 12, 2023 10:43 am

Alternative – “Such an asshole that when she gives head it counts as anal.”

The Central Scrutinizer
The Central Scrutinizer
  Student of History
May 12, 2023 11:38 am

I’m not entirely certain that it’s the ugly that accounts for this phenomenon. I’m thinking recto-cranial inversion.

Not questioning the ugly. Just the causality.

Muscledawg
Muscledawg
  Student of History
May 12, 2023 4:53 pm

I think this is a pic of her wearing an inverted cross. fucking evil bitch!!

Deimos
Deimos
  Student of History
May 13, 2023 8:19 pm

Running for senate in NY real soon.

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
May 12, 2023 9:32 am

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There’s a reason for spinsters

Bob P
Bob P
  YourAverageJoe
May 12, 2023 11:31 am

It’s called leftism.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  YourAverageJoe
May 12, 2023 3:22 pm

Biden voter. In a decade…still a Biden voter.

Red Byrd
Red Byrd
  Colorado Artist
May 12, 2023 3:48 pm

neither of them “have” another decade!

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Red Byrd
May 12, 2023 4:54 pm

As a Biden/dem voter she does……

Anonymous
Anonymous
  YourAverageJoe
May 13, 2023 1:27 am

..and when she keels over they will happily eat her face off.

Deimos
Deimos
  YourAverageJoe
May 13, 2023 8:23 pm

My friends say I am slightly to the right of the John Birch Society but I love cats. They are cool animals. You corner a small kitten an threaten it, it will hiss and attack but do the same for a puppy it will pee and cower. I prefer the vicious killer. Plus I actually tamed a feral cat and it it now sitting at my feet.

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
May 12, 2023 9:32 am

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YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
May 12, 2023 9:33 am

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YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
May 12, 2023 9:33 am

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Suds
Suds
  YourAverageJoe
May 12, 2023 9:44 am

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The Central Scrutinizer
The Central Scrutinizer
  YourAverageJoe
May 12, 2023 11:39 am

…or victory. It’s all about perspective!

Student of History
Student of History
May 12, 2023 9:34 am

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Bob P
Bob P
  Student of History
May 12, 2023 12:08 pm

Okay, now I’m here with all the paddles I want, but I’m no better off.

Student of History
Student of History
May 12, 2023 9:39 am

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Bob P
Bob P
  Student of History
May 12, 2023 12:09 pm

It was over an r. He needed your grasp, but all you gave him was a gasp.

Suds
Suds
May 12, 2023 9:40 am

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Red Byrd
Red Byrd
  Suds
May 12, 2023 3:53 pm

my motto is: “always play fair in the game of life” and all those sicko bastards are in violation!

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
May 12, 2023 9:40 am

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  YourAverageJoe
May 12, 2023 10:21 am

There are people who don’t?

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  YourAverageJoe
May 12, 2023 10:44 am

I know the names of all the dogs in the neighborhood but only about 30% of the people who own them. Priorities.

Muscledawg
Muscledawg
  MrLiberty
May 12, 2023 4:56 pm

…and it was the dogs that gave you their names….?

AnalogMan
AnalogMan
  Muscledawg
May 13, 2023 4:01 am

I walk my dog on the beach every day. I know most of the dogs’ names, almost none of the people’s. It’s quite simple. I ask the people their dogs’ names, not their own. They usually respond in kind. If you were a dog person, you’d understand without asking.

Retirednottired
Retirednottired
  YourAverageJoe
May 13, 2023 5:24 pm

I just did this an hour ago….

Deimos
Deimos
  YourAverageJoe
May 13, 2023 8:25 pm

I say hi to all the dogs in my neighborhood, the owners look at me funny when I say I was talking to the dog, not you.

Suds
Suds
May 12, 2023 9:41 am

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Bob P
Bob P
  Suds
May 12, 2023 12:11 pm

I tried scrolling, but I keep coming back to see what happens.

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
May 12, 2023 9:41 am

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Bob P
Bob P
  YourAverageJoe
May 12, 2023 12:13 pm

Take that to the National Gallery of Canada and you’ll get millions.

messianicdruid
messianicdruid
  Bob P
May 12, 2023 2:11 pm

The sign will say, “The Cultural Center of the Known Cosmos”.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  messianicdruid
May 12, 2023 3:40 pm

An NEA sponsored masterpiece.
Your government tax dollars in action.

Oyarsa
Oyarsa
  Bob P
May 13, 2023 12:04 pm

Or just sign it Hunter Biden

Suds
Suds
May 12, 2023 9:41 am

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YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
May 12, 2023 9:41 am

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Scot
Scot
  YourAverageJoe
May 12, 2023 10:06 am

Good thing she’s wearing those goggles while doing work that she is definitely qualified to do.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Scot
May 12, 2023 12:44 pm

Yep, she’s smokin hot smart, but what’s that smell???

L.

Bob P
Bob P
  YourAverageJoe
May 12, 2023 12:13 pm

Well done fingers.

bauls
bauls
  Bob P
May 12, 2023 3:58 pm

Is this the reason for the chip shortage?

Red Byrd
Red Byrd
  YourAverageJoe
May 12, 2023 4:03 pm

obviously that was just a photo op.

A9racer
A9racer
  YourAverageJoe
May 13, 2023 8:32 am

Nasty fuckin nails

Muscledawg
Muscledawg
  A9racer
May 13, 2023 2:52 pm

From burning them all the time.

Retirednottired
Retirednottired
  YourAverageJoe
May 13, 2023 5:25 pm

Obvious Leftist.

Suds
Suds
May 12, 2023 9:42 am

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  Suds
May 12, 2023 10:22 am

Sex

AnalogMan
AnalogMan
  Anonymous
May 13, 2023 4:08 am

Quite right. Sex is biology. Gender is grammar. Words have gender.

Bob P
Bob P
  Suds
May 12, 2023 12:15 pm

Toronto Star: Gorilla expelled from the Toronto Zoo for spreading hateful misinformation to children.

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
May 12, 2023 9:42 am

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Do it on the bus or the street corner.

Bob P
Bob P
  YourAverageJoe
May 12, 2023 12:17 pm

Sorry. My bad. I’ll shower at Villanova from now on.

bauls
bauls
  Bob P
May 12, 2023 4:00 pm

Damn Bob, very impressive of your “skills”

Ironically Satirical
Ironically Satirical
  YourAverageJoe
May 13, 2023 2:46 pm

And use the man-sized tissues.

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
May 12, 2023 9:43 am

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Bob P
Bob P
  YourAverageJoe
May 12, 2023 12:18 pm

Ah shit. I’ll try Virginia Tech.

Red Byrd
Red Byrd
  Bob P
May 12, 2023 4:06 pm

give it up Bob, Joe has any school covered!

Deimos
Deimos
  YourAverageJoe
May 13, 2023 8:29 pm

Seriously? 10cc per shot? It would take thousands of guys wanking it daily for that to be a problem, oh wait, never mind….

Student of History
Student of History
May 12, 2023 9:43 am

That’s it from me this week.
Didn’t happen upon any rando redheads, but found this to be a nice brunette dressed for success to leave off with.

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HAVE A GREAT WEEKEND!!!

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  Student of History
May 12, 2023 10:46 am

Dressed for success, or her night job?

Student of History
Student of History
  MrLiberty
May 12, 2023 11:30 am

Why not both?

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Student of History
May 12, 2023 3:41 pm

Adios, amigo.
Now where is nkit?

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
May 12, 2023 9:43 am

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Bob P
Bob P
  YourAverageJoe
May 12, 2023 12:19 pm

Fuck!

bauls
bauls
  Bob P
May 12, 2023 4:02 pm

Why all the hate on bobs activies, dude just trying to make a living somehow

Red Byrd
Red Byrd
  Bob P
May 12, 2023 4:07 pm

warned you Bob!

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  Bob P
May 12, 2023 8:49 pm

I quit at three Bob, there are more but I became a little queasy there.

Ironically Satirical
Ironically Satirical
  YourAverageJoe
May 13, 2023 2:48 pm

There seems to be a pattern here. What schools did you go to, Joe?

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
May 12, 2023 9:44 am

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Bob P
Bob P
  YourAverageJoe
May 12, 2023 12:21 pm

If the government ran tree trimming services.

bauls
bauls
  Bob P
May 12, 2023 4:03 pm

No, first they would burn it down and charge the homeowner for the cleanup

Suds
Suds
May 12, 2023 9:44 am

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bauls
bauls
  Suds
May 12, 2023 4:06 pm

This doesn’t count the ones I say in my mind, correct?

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
May 12, 2023 9:44 am

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Bob P
Bob P
  YourAverageJoe
May 12, 2023 12:24 pm

Okay I have the lightbulb in place. Now turn the ladder.

Phil
Phil
  Bob P
May 12, 2023 1:00 pm

How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one. But, the light bulb has to want to change.

bauls
bauls
  Phil
May 12, 2023 4:08 pm

One hell of a stripper pole

hardscrabble farmer
hardscrabble farmer
  YourAverageJoe
May 13, 2023 5:39 pm

That is the architectural equivalent of a train wreck.

Enjoy your cobwebs.

Thunder
Thunder
  hardscrabble farmer
May 13, 2023 10:29 pm

Or Form without function.

Suds
Suds
May 12, 2023 9:46 am

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The Central Scrutinizer
The Central Scrutinizer
  Suds
May 12, 2023 11:45 am

We carry guns KNOWING that eventually we WILL have to “push our beliefs” on others.

It is as inevitable as beliefs and guns.

Red Byrd
Red Byrd
  The Central Scrutinizer
May 12, 2023 4:10 pm

haven’t had to do that in my 76years but probably have at least 24 more to go?

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Suds
May 12, 2023 3:43 pm

Silverware is responsible for obesity.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Suds
May 13, 2023 12:10 pm

Ummmm…as a libertarian observer, don’t conservatives support the drug war?

Suds
Suds
May 12, 2023 9:46 am

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Suds
Suds
May 12, 2023 9:48 am

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MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  Suds
May 12, 2023 10:47 am

Bitcoin owners too.

Suds
Suds
May 12, 2023 9:49 am

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The Central Scrutinizer
The Central Scrutinizer
  Suds
May 12, 2023 11:46 am

Then they die on you when you need them most.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Suds
May 12, 2023 3:47 pm

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MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  Colorado Artist
May 12, 2023 11:26 pm

Washington DC?

Suds
Suds
May 12, 2023 9:51 am

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Suds
Suds
May 12, 2023 9:51 am

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Suds
Suds
May 12, 2023 9:53 am

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Bob P
Bob P
  Suds
May 12, 2023 12:27 pm

That ‘army there’ arrow could point all over the damn globe.

bauls
bauls
  Bob P
May 12, 2023 4:15 pm

Except for our borders other than that pick a country and you got it

Suds
Suds
May 12, 2023 9:57 am

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Bob P
Bob P
  Suds
May 12, 2023 12:30 pm

But all I learned was whites suck, blacks are great; men suck, women are great; and we are whatever gender we want to be. But none of that seems to help with paying off my debt, which is your fault, you awful white, hetero man. So you need to pay it off for me.

Red Byrd
Red Byrd
  Bob P
May 12, 2023 4:13 pm

you convinced me? send a bill and I’ll try hard to help out but it will go on the bottom of the stack and be attended in proper order!

bauls
bauls
  Bob P
May 12, 2023 4:22 pm

Sorry, low hanging fruit, but aren’t women supposed to suck?

Retirednottired
Retirednottired
  bauls
May 13, 2023 6:11 pm

Until marriage.

Retirednottired
Retirednottired
  Suds
May 13, 2023 6:10 pm

Here’s a clue: PAY IT!

Suds
Suds
May 12, 2023 9:57 am

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Suds
Suds
May 12, 2023 9:59 am

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Bob P
Bob P
  Suds
May 12, 2023 12:35 pm

I’ve said before that “Tastes like ass” is not a helpful simile. If the ass belongs to Natalie Portman –> yummy! If it belongs to Diane Feinstein –> yuck!

Suds
Suds
May 12, 2023 10:00 am

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  Suds
May 12, 2023 1:33 pm

Back when it was funny

Suds
Suds
May 12, 2023 10:01 am

Call this meme a sad irony…

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Red Byrd
Red Byrd
  Suds
May 12, 2023 4:19 pm

what a dumbass. needs to understand females, all he had to do was agree and say okay. that reminds me, wifey has a 58year anniversary coming up and I need to dig out the checkbook. she thinks she is getting something but we know it is already hers anyway! happy wife, happy life!

Retirednottired
Retirednottired
  Red Byrd
May 13, 2023 6:13 pm

58? Damn, and neither of you has killed the other yet? Guess I’ve got another 8 years, then.

Suds
Suds
May 12, 2023 10:03 am

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Suds
Suds
May 12, 2023 10:04 am

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  Suds
May 12, 2023 4:18 pm

Nope they are wise. Pussy is the most dangerous thing in the world. That’s just a fact.

Suds
Suds
May 12, 2023 10:05 am

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Suds
Suds
May 12, 2023 10:06 am

a Triple: Irony, Hypocrisy, and a Double Standard, all in one moron.

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Caitlyn Jenner's testicles
Caitlyn Jenner's testicles
  Suds
May 12, 2023 5:56 pm

Damn, that heifer has been doing some grazing.

Suds
Suds
May 12, 2023 10:07 am

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Bob P
Bob P
  Suds
May 12, 2023 12:42 pm

Do humans even know what they’re doing when they see a man without a mask in Costco and think “absolutely not?”

Suds
Suds
May 12, 2023 10:08 am

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The Central Scrutinizer
The Central Scrutinizer
  Suds
May 12, 2023 11:51 am

Conversely…you HAD one in the chamber, it took your dick and balls with it when it left…and here you are.

Suds
Suds
May 12, 2023 10:09 am

RIP Freddie.
You had an amazing range of vocals, IMHO.

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Suds
Suds
May 12, 2023 10:09 am

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Bob P
Bob P
  Suds
May 12, 2023 12:43 pm

Bare bear.

Suds
Suds
May 12, 2023 10:10 am

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Suds
Suds
May 12, 2023 10:12 am

My homage to a fren, Miss T.

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Suds
Suds
May 12, 2023 10:15 am

No Offense, YAJ. Heh-heh…

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Suds
Suds
May 12, 2023 10:16 am

…is just suggesting…

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Gary Olson
Gary Olson
  Suds
May 12, 2023 2:18 pm

Keep going. The nesting dolls go much deeper

Caitlyn Jenner's testicles
Caitlyn Jenner's testicles
  Suds
May 12, 2023 5:58 pm

If there’s any person alive who has yet to figure that out, well, here’s your sign. 🤡

Suds
Suds
May 12, 2023 10:17 am

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Suds
Suds
May 12, 2023 10:17 am

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Suds
Suds
  Suds
May 12, 2023 10:18 am

in keeping with the religious theme…

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Suds
Suds
  Suds
May 12, 2023 10:19 am

…take-III…

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Suds
Suds
  Suds
May 12, 2023 10:21 am

…and, take IV…

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  Suds
May 12, 2023 11:04 am

DV’er obviously believes the Trinity has no sense of humor.
Me, I picture Jesus smiling, and taking no offense.
There’s no mocking God here.
But, you do you, Francis.
I suggest lightening up a bit.
But, I suspect another DV for this opinion, too.
Sigh.

Bob P
Bob P
  Anonymous
May 12, 2023 12:51 pm

One of the great things about Christianity is we can joke about our God without a pile of maniacs wanting to kill us.

anon a moos
anon a moos
  Bob P
May 12, 2023 3:27 pm
Suds
Suds
May 12, 2023 10:19 am

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Bob P
Bob P
  Suds
May 12, 2023 12:54 pm

It chants, “Go to sleep, fool!”

Suds
Suds
May 12, 2023 10:20 am

Ahem…

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Bob P
Bob P
  Suds
May 12, 2023 12:56 pm

If Peewee was watching a young Elizabeth Shue in the Karate Kid, I don’t blame him.

Caitlyn Jenner's testicles
Caitlyn Jenner's testicles
  Bob P
May 12, 2023 6:00 pm

She was 🔥 in her prime. Y’all see that playboy pictorial?

Suds
Suds
May 12, 2023 10:22 am

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