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Suds
Suds
May 12, 2023 10:22 am

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dustypenguin
dustypenguin
  Suds
May 13, 2023 6:37 pm

Me trying to enter Kiwi in as the code.

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
May 12, 2023 10:37 am

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Caitlyn Jenner's testicles
Caitlyn Jenner's testicles
  USA Cowboy
May 12, 2023 2:26 pm

Been doing just that.

fujigm
fujigm
  USA Cowboy
May 14, 2023 6:09 pm

I’m dyslexic.
It’s on.

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
May 12, 2023 10:42 am

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
May 12, 2023 10:43 am

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  USA Cowboy
May 13, 2023 1:48 am

A lot of us died doing this stuff and if you complained, mom just said to “walk it off”.

Oyarsa
Oyarsa
  Anonymous
May 13, 2023 2:48 pm

you forgot “rub some dirt on it”.

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
May 12, 2023 10:44 am

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Caitlyn Jenner's testicles
Caitlyn Jenner's testicles
  USA Cowboy
May 12, 2023 2:26 pm

Old and tired.

Muscledawg
Muscledawg
  USA Cowboy
May 12, 2023 3:21 pm

On day 2 there would be 100 dead trannies and 10 men.

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
  Muscledawg
May 12, 2023 3:40 pm

I like the way you think. BTW we will be watching you. Just a joke

Muscledawg
Muscledawg
  USA Cowboy
May 13, 2023 3:03 pm
USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
May 12, 2023 10:45 am

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Suds
Suds
May 12, 2023 10:46 am

Nice…

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Gary Olson
Gary Olson
  Suds
May 12, 2023 12:42 pm

Nice…significant stamina required for that flavor of attitude.

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
May 12, 2023 10:46 am

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Red Byrd
Red Byrd
  USA Cowboy
May 12, 2023 4:30 pm

that would get me kilt. maybe more than once?

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
May 12, 2023 10:47 am

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The Central Scrutinizer
The Central Scrutinizer
  USA Cowboy
May 12, 2023 10:58 am

She was a real F’ing visionary…it would appear.

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  USA Cowboy
May 12, 2023 9:15 pm

She will turn you from a rooster to a hen.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  USA Cowboy
May 13, 2023 1:50 am

The bobbittizer.

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
May 12, 2023 10:47 am

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  USA Cowboy
May 12, 2023 1:07 pm

It the thing rattling around in your console as your phone charger took its place.

Caitlyn Jenner's testicles
Caitlyn Jenner's testicles
  USA Cowboy
May 12, 2023 2:28 pm

I was fortunately wise enough not to stick that thing to myself while it was red.

Red Byrd
Red Byrd
  Caitlyn Jenner's testicles
May 12, 2023 4:34 pm

my folks used it every time we got in the car, if I touched it there would have been an ass whooping!

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Caitlyn Jenner's testicles
May 12, 2023 11:42 pm

My loving sister stuck me with it when it was red. Ouch!

Red Byrd
Red Byrd
  USA Cowboy
May 12, 2023 4:32 pm

sure, and the cars didn’t have power or a/c and maybe not even a radio or heater but you can bet your life it had a cigarette lighter and ashtray.

Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
  Red Byrd
May 12, 2023 8:45 pm

Our old cars — going back to the ’48 Chevy we had — had 4 & 60 air conditioning … open all 4 windows at 60 mph … works really well … and for that extra special something, open the wing vents … 

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Anthony Aaron
May 12, 2023 11:43 pm

Also known as Texas air conditioning.

Tree Mike: ef be eye code name Foghorn Leghorn
Tree Mike: ef be eye code name Foghorn Leghorn
  Anonymous
May 13, 2023 2:36 pm

Also known as Mexican AC.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  USA Cowboy
May 18, 2023 6:45 pm

My 07 Toyota is the only truck I bought that didn’t have one. I always had Fords before that and the all had one but I never stuck it to myself.

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
May 12, 2023 10:48 am

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Student of History
Student of History
May 12, 2023 10:48 am

Just happened upon this little gem.
It won’t keep until next week.

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Suds
Suds
May 12, 2023 10:53 am

After watching this yesterday, I had too much to dream last night…

Morongobill
Morongobill
  Suds
May 12, 2023 1:07 pm

Insane drone flying skills.

Rise Up
Rise Up
  Morongobill
May 13, 2023 8:23 am

It ain’t that hard. But those professional drones have some serious range.

My cheap hobby drones will lose signal after about 350 yards, and fly away on their own, never to be found.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Suds
May 12, 2023 1:08 pm

Avs……
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Suds
Suds
May 12, 2023 11:15 am

JQ???

Caitlyn Jenner's testicles
Caitlyn Jenner's testicles
  Suds
May 12, 2023 2:30 pm

That’s a woman she’s standing in front of. WTF?

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
May 12, 2023 11:30 am

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
May 12, 2023 11:59 am

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
May 12, 2023 12:00 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
May 12, 2023 12:00 pm

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MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  USA Cowboy
May 12, 2023 1:56 pm

Or just pour in some more whiskey.

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
May 12, 2023 12:19 pm

As a render to all liberals
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Anonymous
Anonymous
  USA Cowboy
May 12, 2023 1:02 pm

It’s more important to know which part of “constitutional republic” makes the difference.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Anonymous
May 12, 2023 1:09 pm

We used to be.
Now we are a fascist kleptocracy.

rhs jr
rhs jr
  Colorado Artist
May 12, 2023 1:46 pm

and a kakistocracy

Bob P
Bob P
  USA Cowboy
May 12, 2023 1:09 pm

It was a republic. It’s currently a fascist oligarchy.

Red Byrd
Red Byrd
  Bob P
May 12, 2023 4:40 pm

why all those fancy words us feebles don’t understand, can’t you just say our country is totally fucked up!

digital diarrhea
digital diarrhea
  USA Cowboy
May 12, 2023 5:21 pm

not since 1865

Anonymous
Anonymous
  digital diarrhea
May 12, 2023 6:48 pm

Shouldn’t you measure from the beginning of the War of Northern Aggression rather than the end?

MMinWA
MMinWA
  Anonymous
May 13, 2023 4:49 am

It’s never ended

Tree Mike: ef be eye code name Foghorn Leghorn
Tree Mike: ef be eye code name Foghorn Leghorn
  Anonymous
May 13, 2023 2:38 pm

Yes.

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  USA Cowboy
May 12, 2023 8:52 pm

Yer dang tootin’ it is…

Muscledawg
Muscledawg
  USA Cowboy
May 13, 2023 3:06 pm

Democracy is 2 wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for dinner.
Liberty is a well armed lamb contesting the vote.

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
May 12, 2023 12:21 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  USA Cowboy
May 12, 2023 1:11 pm

Well, he shouldn’t have gone along with the covid nonsense then let the Biden team cheat in 2020, so in a sense this is true.

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
May 12, 2023 12:21 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  USA Cowboy
May 12, 2023 1:12 pm

And did he have to pour them directly onto Canada?

bauls
bauls
  Bob P
May 12, 2023 1:39 pm

Sorry for your loss Bob:( but we in ussa took quite a few of them off your hands

rhs jr
rhs jr
  Bob P
May 12, 2023 1:49 pm

The USA has more in absolute numbers..

Red Byrd
Red Byrd
  Bob P
May 12, 2023 4:42 pm

more important, did he have to trickle down to the US?

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
May 12, 2023 12:22 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  USA Cowboy
May 12, 2023 1:14 pm

I blame Gates.

rhs jr
rhs jr
  Bob P
May 12, 2023 1:50 pm

Karen Gates?

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
May 12, 2023 12:45 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  USA Cowboy
May 12, 2023 1:22 pm

Archie Bunker:

“‘Send me your poor, your deadbeats, your filthy…’ And all the nations sent them in here – they come swarming in like ants: the Spanish P.R.s from the Caribbean, your Japs, your Chinamen, your Krauts and your Hebes and your English fags. All of ’em come in here, and they’re all free to live in their own separate sections where they feel safe. And they’ll bust your head if you go in there. That’s what makes America great, buddy.”

To Sammy Davis Jr: “You being colored, well, I know you had no choice in that. But whatever made you turn Jew?”

DanTX
DanTX
  Bob P
May 12, 2023 4:09 pm

Edith Bunker : What’s a Toyota Hatchback?

Archie Bunker : It’s got slanted headlights and it’ll bomb you without warning.

Caitlyn Jenner's testicles
Caitlyn Jenner's testicles
  USA Cowboy
May 12, 2023 2:33 pm

No pun intended but “Those were the days”. Dummy

Sinbad Swamp
Sinbad Swamp
May 12, 2023 12:56 pm

I wanna go back. . .

Caitlyn Jenner's testicles
Caitlyn Jenner's testicles
  Sinbad Swamp
May 12, 2023 2:35 pm

I had to stop it when the guys showed up. Who’s the Twinkie who posted this?

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
May 12, 2023 1:24 pm

What the invaders think of you
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Bob P
Bob P
  USA Cowboy
May 12, 2023 1:29 pm

That’s a lot more positive than what I think of them.

rhs jr
rhs jr
  USA Cowboy
May 12, 2023 1:53 pm

.44 Mag…

Anonymous
Anonymous
  rhs jr
May 12, 2023 8:10 pm

Smith and Wesson model 69

Tree Mike: ef be eye code name Foghorn Leghorn
Tree Mike: ef be eye code name Foghorn Leghorn
  Anonymous
May 13, 2023 2:44 pm

5.56…

Caitlyn Jenner's testicles
Caitlyn Jenner's testicles
  USA Cowboy
May 12, 2023 2:35 pm

He’s showing me where to put the crosshairs on my AR.

Muscledawg
Muscledawg
  Caitlyn Jenner's testicles
May 12, 2023 3:37 pm

sorry for the walkover.

Muscledawg
Muscledawg
  USA Cowboy
May 12, 2023 3:37 pm

It took me a moment to realize that the only thing missing in this pic was crosshairs.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  USA Cowboy
May 18, 2023 6:52 pm

I could take that out with a pellet gun.

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
May 12, 2023 2:35 pm

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anon a moos
anon a moos
  USA Cowboy
May 12, 2023 2:52 pm

THAT could not be a truer statement.

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
May 12, 2023 2:35 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  USA Cowboy
May 12, 2023 2:56 pm

Let’s hope the Rio Grande Crests when they’re swimming across.

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
May 12, 2023 2:39 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  USA Cowboy
May 12, 2023 2:59 pm

And just out of the picture to the rear are Ebola, Marburg, and MERS.

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
  Bob P
May 12, 2023 3:43 pm

Well on the bright side, no monkeypox

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  USA Cowboy
May 12, 2023 3:56 pm

And a brigade of highly trained CCP special forces soldiers.

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Caitlyn Jenner's testicles
Caitlyn Jenner's testicles
  USA Cowboy
May 12, 2023 6:08 pm

Wanna bet?

Red Byrd
Red Byrd
  Bob P
May 12, 2023 4:50 pm

load ’em all up and equally disperse to NYC/Chicargo/Detroit/Baltimore/Pittsburgh/LA./SanFran/Seattle/Portland. no need to ruin the rest of the country and nothing could make these any worse!

Caitlyn Jenner's testicles
Caitlyn Jenner's testicles
  Red Byrd
May 12, 2023 6:09 pm

Load em up on a C-17 and drop em without parachutes over Iran.

Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
  Red Byrd
May 12, 2023 8:49 pm

ICYMI … they’d still be here in the United States … 

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  USA Cowboy
May 12, 2023 4:12 pm

One “daisycutter” or a B-52 with a belly full could dispatch this crowd quite easily.

Caitlyn Jenner's testicles
Caitlyn Jenner's testicles
  MrLiberty
May 12, 2023 6:10 pm

A few strafe runs with an A-10 would make for nice entertainment.

Oyarsa
Oyarsa
  USA Cowboy
May 13, 2023 2:59 pm

Proof that the Covid crisis was manufactured.

Ironically Satirical
Ironically Satirical
  USA Cowboy
May 13, 2023 3:18 pm

Where’s an A-10 when you need one?

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
May 12, 2023 2:41 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
May 12, 2023 2:43 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
May 12, 2023 2:43 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
May 12, 2023 2:48 pm

Sorry for the overload, but they are too good not to share amongst Patriots here on FF
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Thunder
Thunder
  USA Cowboy
May 13, 2023 11:00 pm

Is that Kid wearing Redwing boots

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
May 12, 2023 2:51 pm

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Tree Mike: ef be eye code name Foghorn Leghorn
Tree Mike: ef be eye code name Foghorn Leghorn
  USA Cowboy
May 13, 2023 2:48 pm

Shout out and prayers for Big Country and Glamazon.

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
May 12, 2023 2:52 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  USA Cowboy
May 13, 2023 6:58 pm

Poland knows a few things about border incursions.

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
May 12, 2023 2:55 pm

Y’all enjoy. Let me know if I need to cut down. It is however satisfying to relieve the stress of this fraud Gov’t
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anon a moos
anon a moos
  USA Cowboy
May 12, 2023 3:22 pm

OH MY GARSH look at all those poor children. Its terrible they are made to stand around like that and walk in single file.. Save the children, give them asylum, cell phones and welfare. Please, if it just saves one child its worth it.

do I really need the /s tag??

Anonymous
Anonymous
  anon a moos
May 18, 2023 6:58 pm

I need to buy more shotgun shells

k31
k31
  USA Cowboy
May 12, 2023 5:35 pm

I wouldn’t care if it is all women and children, they have no place here. This cuckservative shit is tiresome.

Bob P
Bob P
May 12, 2023 3:16 pm

Did someone give nkit the day off?

ursel doran
ursel doran
  Bob P
May 12, 2023 3:28 pm

RED ALERT TO SEND OUT A SEARCH PARTY FOR NKIT

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  ursel doran
May 12, 2023 4:00 pm

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bauls
bauls
  Colorado Artist
May 12, 2023 4:37 pm

Ca, we need a bigger beacon!

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Colorado Artist
May 12, 2023 8:23 pm

Downvote for that!?
HAHAHAHA!
Flee, Karen, Flee!

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
May 12, 2023 3:34 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  YourAverageJoe
May 12, 2023 6:51 pm

Guy’s got good aim.

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
May 12, 2023 3:34 pm

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YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
May 12, 2023 3:35 pm

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YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
May 12, 2023 3:35 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
May 12, 2023 3:35 pm

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YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
May 12, 2023 3:36 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  YourAverageJoe
May 12, 2023 4:01 pm

TWFYSU

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
May 12, 2023 3:36 pm

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bauls
bauls
  YourAverageJoe
May 12, 2023 4:39 pm

Crazy the cat always wins, sorry joe we in a losing fight it seems

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
May 12, 2023 3:37 pm

So far so good. Only 2 of my meme posts were dismissed. And neither were that bad as I held out on other 2.
Anyone else experience this issue?

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  USA Cowboy
May 12, 2023 4:02 pm

Not yet…..

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
May 12, 2023 3:38 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
May 12, 2023 3:45 pm

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MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  USA Cowboy
May 12, 2023 4:15 pm

It may still be there, but it’s sliced and inverted and now inside his body.

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
May 12, 2023 3:45 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
May 12, 2023 3:46 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
May 12, 2023 3:47 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  USA Cowboy
May 12, 2023 4:44 pm

Never ask your wife what’s for dinner because she probably already told you, and you didn’t listen, so you’ll get a lecture.

Red Byrd
Red Byrd
  USA Cowboy
May 12, 2023 4:57 pm

never made that fatal mistake and my wife loved my mother dearly!

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
May 12, 2023 3:47 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  USA Cowboy
May 12, 2023 4:45 pm

You used this excuse last week on FF, little green thing.

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
  Bob P
May 12, 2023 5:11 pm

Sorry if I repeated myself Bob P. I am old and tired, pissed off and now forgetful, where was I ?

Ironically Satirical
Ironically Satirical
  USA Cowboy
May 13, 2023 3:23 pm

Well, if it worked the first time…..