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nkit
nkit
May 19, 2023 4:43 pm

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nkit
nkit
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nkit
nkit
May 19, 2023 4:44 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
May 19, 2023 4:44 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  USA Cowboy
May 19, 2023 5:52 pm

They were delicious.

Caitlyn Jenner's testicles.
Caitlyn Jenner's testicles.
  Bob P
May 19, 2023 10:46 pm

I ate their livers with some fava beans and a nice chianti. phephephephe

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
May 19, 2023 4:45 pm

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nkit
nkit
May 19, 2023 4:45 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
May 19, 2023 5:54 pm

Okay, let’s not take any chances getting infected; fazers on kill.

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
May 19, 2023 4:45 pm

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nkit
nkit
May 19, 2023 4:45 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
May 19, 2023 5:56 pm

My new favourite book.

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  Bob P
May 19, 2023 6:43 pm

“In through the out door?”

Muscledawg
Muscledawg
  nkit
May 20, 2023 9:08 am

I think this is found in the reference section.

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
May 19, 2023 4:46 pm

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nkit
nkit
May 19, 2023 4:46 pm

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Caitlyn Jenner's testicles.
Caitlyn Jenner's testicles.
  nkit
May 19, 2023 10:48 pm

Possibly my favorite yet. Her face has that Marisa Tomei subtle look to it.

Muscledawg
Muscledawg
  Caitlyn Jenner's testicles.
May 20, 2023 9:10 am

Yeah, but her body has that “come fuck me” look to it.

nkit
nkit
May 19, 2023 4:46 pm

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Muscledawg
Muscledawg
  nkit
May 20, 2023 9:10 am

I enjoy playing with bow ties.

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
May 19, 2023 4:46 pm

Explains my life and struggles against the machine
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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
May 19, 2023 4:47 pm

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nkit
nkit
May 19, 2023 4:47 pm

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R Cheny
R Cheny
  nkit
May 19, 2023 8:40 pm

He knows maybe?

Muscledawg
Muscledawg
  nkit
May 20, 2023 9:11 am

The only thing missing in this setting is……………………..ME!!

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
May 19, 2023 4:47 pm

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nkit
nkit
May 19, 2023 4:47 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
May 19, 2023 4:47 pm

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nkit
nkit
May 19, 2023 4:48 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
May 19, 2023 6:01 pm

If one of ours did that today he’d be Julian Assanged in a heartbeat.

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
May 19, 2023 4:48 pm

This sums it all up nicely
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Bob P
Bob P
  USA Cowboy
May 19, 2023 6:02 pm

He must be senile; he’s telling the truth.

R Cheny
R Cheny
  USA Cowboy
May 19, 2023 8:43 pm

shared nationwide, we are dupes

nkit
nkit
May 19, 2023 4:48 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
May 19, 2023 11:06 pm

I like how the guy watching hardly moves.

Ironically Satirical
Ironically Satirical
  Anonymous
May 20, 2023 11:06 am

Like he’s seen it all before.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
May 20, 2023 7:13 pm

how come he ain’t holding his beer

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
May 19, 2023 4:49 pm

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Wanna Hocka Lugie
Wanna Hocka Lugie
  USA Cowboy
May 19, 2023 8:12 pm

Could have been Bud Lite

nkit
nkit
May 19, 2023 4:49 pm

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MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  nkit
May 19, 2023 6:45 pm

Greatest people costume ever.

Muscledawg
Muscledawg
  nkit
May 20, 2023 9:14 am

That is disgusting. She is not a nat blonde.

Rise Up
Rise Up
  Muscledawg
May 20, 2023 9:48 am

Yeah, like you’d kick her out of your bed because of that…

nkit
nkit
May 19, 2023 4:50 pm

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Muscledawg
Muscledawg
  nkit
May 20, 2023 9:17 am

Every time I try to scroll away from this pic, my laptop keeps scrolling back up to it. It’s been happening for 20 minutes now. Make it stop, please.

Retirednottired
Retirednottired
  nkit
May 20, 2023 8:07 pm

A DOWNVOTE?? Seriously??

Gregabob
Gregabob
  Retirednottired
May 21, 2023 12:29 am

Resident fag I would surmise.

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
May 19, 2023 4:50 pm

Also my life
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TN Patriot
TN Patriot
  USA Cowboy
May 19, 2023 5:31 pm

And that was just a normal weekend.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  TN Patriot
May 19, 2023 10:53 pm

And if you went home wounded, mom would yell out:
“Don’t get any blood on the carpet.”

Nocte_Volens
Nocte_Volens
  Anonymous
May 19, 2023 11:30 pm

Been there.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Anonymous
May 20, 2023 3:09 am

Mom would ask ” Are you bleeding ?” If you said no, then she’d say “Then go outside and play”.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Anonymous
May 20, 2023 11:01 am

Yep,and bandaids were for the rich sissy kids.

hammie
hammie
  Anonymous
May 20, 2023 2:10 pm

But Mom always had Mercurochrome and Merthiolate to make you cry louder.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  USA Cowboy
May 19, 2023 11:05 pm

Rock fights, common colds, butter, steak, 8 cylinder carbureted engines, and most dangerous of all, public education.

eraser
eraser
  USA Cowboy
May 20, 2023 7:14 am

Seat belts are for girls.

Muscledawg
Muscledawg
  USA Cowboy
May 20, 2023 9:23 am

I still can’t sit long on a wood chair.
I’m somewhat of a slow learner.
I’ve had tetanus so many times I’ve lost count.
Got copd from dad smoking.
Still have 2 BBs in my ass.
Dental implants from kissing the dashboard.
A bald flat spot on my head from road rash.
And various parasites from dirty hoses.
And I still lived to talk about it.

Red Byrd
Red Byrd
  USA Cowboy
May 20, 2023 2:38 pm

loaded guns in plain sight, metal car dashes, bias ply tires, roads without pedestrian lanes or lights, un-inspected food items, swimming holes in creeks, smoking car exhaust and diesel truck spewing, lead in gasoline, teachers who disciplined and ruled.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  USA Cowboy
May 20, 2023 7:15 pm

and i just keep on a ticking

nkit
nkit
May 19, 2023 4:50 pm

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Muscledawg
Muscledawg
  nkit
May 20, 2023 9:25 am

Oh would I like to belt her seat. Oh yeah, good girl.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
May 20, 2023 2:25 pm

I’m not sure you were a bad girl, but I’ll know after show me how and what you did it.

Red Byrd
Red Byrd
  nkit
May 20, 2023 2:40 pm

think pink!

nkit
nkit
May 19, 2023 4:51 pm

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R Cheny
R Cheny
  nkit
May 19, 2023 8:47 pm

Aspen toys

Gregabob
Gregabob
  R Cheny
May 21, 2023 12:31 am

I’d go broke heating the place.

nkit
nkit
May 19, 2023 4:52 pm

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nkit
nkit
May 19, 2023 4:52 pm

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R Cheny
R Cheny
  nkit
May 19, 2023 8:49 pm

Dinner for a worthy appetite

nkit
nkit
May 19, 2023 4:52 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  nkit
May 19, 2023 11:07 pm

“My wife can’t cook… she made alphabet soup and it spelled ‘help!”

nkit
nkit
May 19, 2023 4:53 pm

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nkit
nkit
May 19, 2023 4:53 pm

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nkit
nkit
May 19, 2023 4:54 pm

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nkit
nkit
May 19, 2023 4:54 pm

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Muscledawg
Muscledawg
  nkit
May 20, 2023 9:33 am

Life isn’t fair.

nkit
nkit
May 19, 2023 4:55 pm

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Retirednottired
Retirednottired
  nkit
May 20, 2023 8:14 pm

Nice car in the background. Nice headlights in the foreground.

nkit
nkit
May 19, 2023 4:55 pm

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nkit
nkit
May 19, 2023 4:56 pm

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nkit
nkit
May 19, 2023 4:56 pm

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Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
  nkit
May 19, 2023 8:49 pm

They had such great stunts in the old silent movies … how quickly folks mastered the technology given to them … 

nkit
nkit
May 19, 2023 4:57 pm

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R Cheny
R Cheny
  nkit
May 19, 2023 8:50 pm

Good you back sir.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  R Cheny
May 19, 2023 11:08 pm

Real Aspen toys.

Muscledawg
Muscledawg
  Colorado Artist
May 20, 2023 5:49 pm

I think one of those is considered a fuck toy.

nkit
nkit
May 19, 2023 4:57 pm

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KhaanTEXt
KhaanTEXt
  nkit
May 19, 2023 5:56 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  KhaanTEXt
May 20, 2023 3:13 am

I’d eat everything there.

nkit
nkit
May 19, 2023 4:57 pm

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Muscledawg
Muscledawg
  nkit
May 20, 2023 9:36 am

Diane Feinstein

nkit
nkit
May 19, 2023 4:58 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
May 21, 2023 9:16 am

This is exactly why they want gays and trannies in the military. Because when they tell them to shoot their own citizens, the only thing they will think about is how bullied they were all their lives. The rest is easy.

nkit
nkit
May 19, 2023 4:59 pm

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nkit
nkit
May 19, 2023 4:59 pm

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nkit
nkit
May 19, 2023 5:00 pm

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nkit
nkit
May 19, 2023 5:00 pm

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Muscledawg
Muscledawg
  nkit
May 19, 2023 7:40 pm

OMG! Did I just cum to attention!

What?
What?
  nkit
May 19, 2023 10:28 pm

Why did God make them so attractive, so irresistible, yet so sinful to want them?

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  What?
May 19, 2023 11:10 pm

So you would go forth and multiply.

Red Byrd
Red Byrd
  What?
May 20, 2023 2:52 pm

only thing he made sinful was abandoning them for another fag!

nkit
nkit
May 19, 2023 5:01 pm

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TwatWaffle
TwatWaffle
  nkit
May 19, 2023 5:03 pm

Fresh peanut butter + dog

Caitlin Jenner's testicles
Caitlin Jenner's testicles
  TwatWaffle
May 19, 2023 10:29 pm

That would definitely achieve that result.

Muscledawg
Muscledawg
  TwatWaffle
May 20, 2023 9:38 am

Cinnamon honey + me

Caitlyn Jenner's testicles
Caitlyn Jenner's testicles
  Muscledawg
May 20, 2023 5:54 pm

I’ve done the honey bit with a long-gone girlfriend at a hotel. What a mess we left behind.

nkit
nkit
May 19, 2023 5:01 pm

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nkit
nkit
May 19, 2023 5:02 pm

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nkit
nkit
May 19, 2023 5:02 pm

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Muscledawg
Muscledawg
  nkit
May 20, 2023 9:43 am

What the hell could suck worse?…….

nkit
nkit
May 19, 2023 5:03 pm

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