Trudeau Swears This Black Stuff On His Face Is From The Wildfire Smoke

Via Babylon Bee

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OTTAWA — Canadian PM Justin Trudeau is once again finding himself at the center of controversy after he made an appearance in what appeared to be blackface again. Trudeau maintains, however, that the black pigment on his face is just ash from all the wildfire smoke.

“Stop laughing, guys, this is just ashes and stuff! I definitely didn’t spread a large amount of it on my face in solidarity with BIPOC men and womxn,” said the stammering Prime Minister. “I would never do something like that, because I’m not a racist. I’m an anti-racist. Word to your mother.”

Critics contested that even though thousands of Canadian citizens are affected by the wildfires tearing through the countryside, only Trudeau’s face seems to be constantly covered in large amounts of black soot. “He’s even wearing a large afro wig for some reason,” said conservative Pierre Poilievre. “I’m not sure what that has to do with the fires.”

“My critics are being ridiculous. My beautiful dark complexion is simply an unfortunate coincidence,” said Trudeau. “Namaste.”

At publishing time, Trudeau had donned a turban for additional protection from the flames.

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6 Comments
Anonymous
Anonymous
June 8, 2023 8:06 pm

how all fires start at same time ?

Cricket
Cricket
  Anonymous
June 8, 2023 10:01 pm

Despite what Trudeau says, arson is not the same thing as climate change.

Euddie
Euddie
  Anonymous
June 8, 2023 10:04 pm

They didn’t.
They started on the same day. In the same time period.
They did not start exactly at the same time.

Lightning during a drought is my first choice suspect.

Occams razor.

Euddie
Euddie
June 8, 2023 9:57 pm

Why is Trudeau screwing Canada?
It in his name

“Some have speculated that the Trudeau name originated from the Latin trudo, meaning “I thrust.” 
Source:

Trudeau

His family name is Thrust, like
“thrust-you”, or “screw you”

Anonymous
Anonymous
June 9, 2023 7:48 am

Was he in the Canadian production of “Hamilton”?

Booger
Booger
June 9, 2023 7:52 am

What a dick!