SUNDAY FUNNIES

 

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32 Comments
Lager
Lager
  Administrator
July 9, 2023 8:28 am

Good one, Admin.
Boom-boom, boom-boom, boom-boom.
Mr. Sandman has blinded many since C19 launched shortly after the rehearsal in late 2019.
And, we’re not referring to Nick, of Coventry Catholic School, standing his ground in the face of an arrogant, drum beating,
fake Vietnam Vet Indigenous in the nation’s capitol.

Here, E.C. might approve, no? Apropos.
-from back when real American women desired a dream man…

TCS
TCS
  Administrator
July 9, 2023 4:42 pm

…P.S. fuck off, I’m busy!

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Administrator
July 9, 2023 8:33 am

LMBO…

TCS
TCS
  Anonymous
July 9, 2023 4:43 pm

Are we learning yet?

Lager
Lager
July 9, 2023 8:17 am

Wokey-brokey…I like it.
Resist, with your walk-away, and take your patronage to braver Co’s that don’t comply with the BS agenda.
{I know. Preaching to the choir, in this truth based faith community.}

Tended bar at a private wedding reception yesterday.
A guest wandered up, while the host was at the bar chatting w/ his hired ‘tenders.
Guest asked: “Where’s the Bud Light?” …tongue in cheek.
Co-bartender said: You have to get back in your car, leave down the driveway, and head to the nearest Target store.
Maybe they have some there.” LMAO.
Host had a bottle of Trump wine on display behind us.
He tipped us well.
Good gig. Pig roast with all the fixins, good peeps. Many young couples w/ young children.

There’s more of us than the wokesters.
I see evidence of the resistance popping up more and more.
If we go down, it won’t be without a donnybrook.

p.s. the reading-a-book-in-the-hammock anti Twitter is a good metaphor.
Sundays are supposed to be a day of rest.
Go, and do likewise.
~Quench thy thirst, my friends.

anon a moos
anon a moos
  Lager
July 9, 2023 9:13 am

Quench thy thirst, my friends.

On it.

Just wait’n for the donnybrook to get started, gonna have me some fun.

Lager
Lager
  anon a moos
July 9, 2023 9:59 am

Gonna go out on a limb here, and suggest ur Canadian, moos.
If so, you’da been proud.
What was on tap?
Host patronized John Lebatt, with a 1/2 barrel of Light, + a half barrel of full bodied on tap.
They were well received, besides your typical well drinks to be enjoyed at weddings.
The newbies loved the various flavors of High Noon, a carbonated, skinny canned
premix cocktail, w/ vodka, tequill ya, etc. Trending…
Passon fruit, Grapefruit, Lemon, Watermelon, Pineapple, Blackberry.
They’re ok if the palate needs a break from barley & hops, but,
I couldn’t pound ’em all night long.
-Still like my longnecks, w an occasional Crown & dry ginger ale. Classic highball.

I’d be proud to have you in my corner, when the festivities commence.
Whether with a libation in hand, or a club, and I’m not talkin’ bout club soda.

anon a moos
anon a moos
  Lager
July 9, 2023 10:08 am

Yep, a canukistaner here.

Prefer ales over lagers all day long and I’m sit’n on the edge of my chair wait’n for the festivities to get rolling. And brother, I won’t be standing behind you when it all gets going, I’ll be push’n to the front or stand’n at your shoulder. Be proud and happy to be in your company. oh… and I like my crown royal ona cube. just say’n

Anonymous
Anonymous
  anon a moos
July 9, 2023 10:39 am

Agreed. Sometimes neat is the preference w quality, premium brands.
Likewise with a single malt, Laddie, aged a long time.

TCS
TCS
  anon a moos
July 9, 2023 4:46 pm

It’s Lagers or Pilsners.

“ales” is a false dichotomy…and you’re no beer drinker…he said swilling a Heineken LAGER.

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  anon a moos
July 9, 2023 3:03 pm
GDP, usually gruntled
GDP, usually gruntled
  YourAverageJoe
July 9, 2023 3:33 pm

That’s funny right there.

Balbinus
Balbinus
  anon a moos
July 9, 2023 4:15 pm

Hey moos, will there be any bag limits during the donnybrook? Asking for a friend.

anon a moos
anon a moos
  Balbinus
July 9, 2023 4:19 pm

LOL. Only while supplies last.

Anon
Anon
  Lager
July 10, 2023 4:39 am

Bummer. Guess who owns Labatt’s now. (I did not know this).

Anonymous
Anonymous
July 9, 2023 8:53 am

Jesse Kelly:
Communists are mad about the ‘Sound of Freedom’ for the same reason they got mad about not being able to show your children pornography in school.

Anonymous
Anonymous
July 9, 2023 8:57 am

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  Anonymous
July 9, 2023 1:34 pm

GREAT Hypocrisy double standard find, sniffing thru The Guardian’s closet.
Found a skeleton, we see.

Somebody ought to email this to weak little Chucky Bramesco & rub his nose in it.
The little yapper dog.
Not a real journalist or writer.
He’s being told how to project.

Anonymous
Anonymous
July 9, 2023 11:29 am

Not enough cowbell.

TCS
TCS
  Anonymous
July 9, 2023 4:47 pm

Jesus is coming…with a LOT more cowbells!!!

Anonymous
Anonymous
July 9, 2023 1:43 pm

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Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
  Anonymous
July 9, 2023 5:52 pm

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nkit
nkit
July 9, 2023 5:08 pm