WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a press briefing this morning, the White House praised the overwhelming success of “Bidenomics,” as the average American now has twice as many jobs as they had two years ago.
“Thanks to the President’s wonderful economic policies, most Americans have at least two jobs,” said gay, black Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre to the raucous applause of hand-picked journalists in the room. “Our economists ran the numbers and found that’s twice as many jobs as people used to have just a few years ago. So many jobs! Success!”
“Wow! Thanks, President Biden!” said local barista/hardware store clerk/landscaper/drive-thru worker/Uber driver Brett Barnes. “I’m just swimming in jobs right now! Just a couple more jobs and I’ll be able to afford bread, eggs, AND milk! Bidenomics works!”
Vice President Kamala Harris also weighed in, saying: “Jobs are important. A Job is what you do for a job. Especially now, at this moment in our history, jobs are now a very important part of our history. Because jobs are what we do in history! You know what I mean? HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!”
At publishing, Ukrainian President Zelensky had also touted Biden’s economic plan as “working pretty great.”
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Indeed. You’ll all be working so many jobs that you’ll have no need for those homes you can’t afford.
Make Americans homeless … the elegant solution.
Arbeit Macht Frei
Jobs are available because nobody wants them and are happy to get gov subsidies.
Also Ed Dowd says the disability rates are skyrocketing due to vaccine injuries. Then add the amount of dead and even more jobs are unfilled.
The employment stats were revised downward for the last 2 months, as is usually the case after announcing “great numbers” at the start of the month/quarter.
Just more BS from BLS.
BLS statistics are adjusted monthly to reflect the need for political cover at the time.
This has all been a long time coming:
The Wealthy Are Not Like You and Me–Our Terminally Stratified Society
By Charles Hugh Smith
https://www.oftwominds.com/blogaug23/stratification8-23.html
The now-unobtainable American dream, by the numbers.
https://wtf1971.com/
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So what happened?
We have the dollar going full fiat
We have women flooding the workforce
We have men feeling pressure to no be replaced by diversity
What did I miss?
I’m pretty sure she was working the drive-thru window at Popeye’s before her current gig at the WH. Nappy, very nappy.
If black is so wonderful, why’s she trying to be blond?
Unemployment rate is near all time low. Thats simply a fact.