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Anonymous
Anonymous
  Administrator
August 6, 2023 8:42 am

“I love being a carbon molecule.” ~ Duncan Trussell

Lurker
Lurker
  Anonymous
August 6, 2023 10:32 am

Beats the heck out of silicon in terms of the total experience.

Notorious Lurker
Notorious Lurker
  Administrator
August 7, 2023 1:14 am

Remember, you are the carbon they want to eliminate 😉

Anonymous
Anonymous
August 6, 2023 9:54 am

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Call me Jack
Call me Jack
  Anonymous
August 6, 2023 6:30 pm

My wife and i recently attended a large party given my her side of the family. I am a recently retired RN. Given that, she thinks i should have avoided the topic of covid; or at minimum avoided phrases such as cult behavior,sheep people,vaccines as bioweapons,mask morons,etc. She is currently not speaking to me. After 50 years of back ground noises,i find it hard to sleep.Perhaps a fan or radio would…………..

wxtwxtr
wxtwxtr
  Call me Jack
August 6, 2023 9:55 pm

Definitely. NO talk about Lethal Injection punishments.

fujigm
fujigm
  Anonymous
August 6, 2023 6:35 pm

Forgiveness is the domain of your god.
I’m just an imperfect man, so it’s not going to happen.

Anonymous
Anonymous
August 6, 2023 9:55 am

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Call me Jack
Call me Jack
  Anonymous
August 6, 2023 6:32 pm

Brainwashing people to think for themselves would require more sessions than chiropractor visits for a bad back.

Anonymous
Anonymous
August 6, 2023 10:02 am

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Anonymous
Anonymous
August 6, 2023 10:09 am

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Fred
Fred
August 6, 2023 10:29 am

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Fred
Fred
  Fred
August 6, 2023 10:32 am

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  Administrator
August 6, 2023 12:14 pm

that’s just Creat

Hammie
Hammie
  Anonymous
August 6, 2023 4:34 pm

I don’t usually agree with anonymous posters. One Question: Why did you choose to post this anonymously? On TBP, we are known for being disgusted by the lack of grammar, spelling and punctuation in posted memes.

Call me Jack
Call me Jack
  Administrator
August 6, 2023 6:38 pm

3 to 1 odds this was an actual conversation.

Simplecarpenter
Simplecarpenter
  Administrator
August 6, 2023 8:38 pm

Perfect , and hubba hubba ..

Simplecarpenter
Simplecarpenter
  Administrator
August 6, 2023 8:41 pm

That Fat Elton John lookin bastard “didnt see any evidence of voter fraud ” ( which is true because he refused to look) . God that guy pisses me off. If I ever had a chance to speak to him the things I would say ….He is right near the top of the long list of people with whom we can legitimately blame for the current state of affairs . “F”ing scumbag traitor .

Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
  Administrator
August 6, 2023 8:50 pm

Promises, promises … and, by the way, we’re still waiting for all of those folks who promised to leave if Trump was elected President in ’16 who are still hanging around like a ring around a toilet bowl …

wxtwxtr
wxtwxtr
  Administrator
August 6, 2023 9:57 pm

There’s a very cool one in France!

wxtwxtr
wxtwxtr
  Administrator
August 6, 2023 9:59 pm

We already live in a conquered Slave State where people already own nothing and are “happy”.
Don’t pay “your” property tax this year and see …

Anonymous
Anonymous
August 6, 2023 11:12 am

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Anonymous
Anonymous
August 6, 2023 11:13 am

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Hammie
Hammie
  Anonymous
August 6, 2023 4:40 pm

Why did you post this anonymously?!?

fujigm
fujigm
  Hammie
August 6, 2023 6:39 pm

It’s not the messenger.
It’s the message.

Anonymous
Anonymous
August 6, 2023 2:44 pm

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Notorious Lurker
Notorious Lurker
  Anonymous
August 7, 2023 1:25 am

Hmm, all FN products. Not that I’m above putting an FN barrel in a proper American rifle, if its forged here. But thank you for making me laugh with the Stargate reference though, now take off the mask, lol.

Anonymous
Anonymous
August 6, 2023 2:45 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
August 6, 2023 2:46 pm

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Simplecarpenter
Simplecarpenter
  Anonymous
August 6, 2023 8:54 pm

True but screw the EU , glad they are being devoured , The EU in my view is essentially like the soviet system with a smiley face sticker slapped on it .Chalk it up to “creative destruction” where things that ought to fail ought to be allowed to fail so that things that work might spring up in their place . Suffering, in that way , is rather like autumn , it creates the fertile bed for which something can grow out of decay .Its why in ” Being Their ” what I found interesting about Chaunceys simple gardeners perspective on economics that he shared with potus is that it was actually spot on ,as simple as it was . I think most people miss that particular point . And dont get me started with how this overlaps quite well with the whole Fourth Turning hypothesis …..Huh ?

Anonymous
Anonymous
August 6, 2023 2:47 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
August 6, 2023 2:50 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
August 6, 2023 2:52 pm

Remember this ?

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fujigm
fujigm
  Anonymous
August 6, 2023 6:42 pm

3″ of water is enough to drown someone.
You just have to hold their face down in it.

Anonymous
Anonymous
August 6, 2023 2:52 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
August 6, 2023 2:53 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
August 6, 2023 3:04 pm

It is so important to teach them properly when they are young

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Anonymous
Anonymous
August 6, 2023 3:07 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
August 6, 2023 3:08 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
August 6, 2023 3:10 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
August 6, 2023 3:12 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
August 6, 2023 3:13 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
August 6, 2023 3:15 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
August 6, 2023 3:16 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
August 6, 2023 3:24 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
August 6, 2023 3:25 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
August 6, 2023 3:29 pm

Kitler
@Halp
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After the blacks in South Africa kill the rest of the farmers and begin to starve, we’ll be told that climate change is the culprit.

Anonymous
Anonymous
August 6, 2023 3:41 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
August 6, 2023 3:45 pm

The 4th Turning in one picture

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Anonymous
Anonymous
August 6, 2023 3:47 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
August 6, 2023 3:56 pm

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fujigm
fujigm
  Anonymous
August 6, 2023 6:46 pm

And they’ll be right.
I chose not to get it, and I stood by my choice.
No one “made” me do anything.
Those that took it made their own choices.

Anonymous
Anonymous
August 6, 2023 3:59 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
August 6, 2023 4:00 pm

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Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
  Anonymous
August 6, 2023 11:55 pm

I was looking at frozen pizzas at Costco this past week … and one of the non-Costco brands was a 4-cheese pizza … and after the long list of ingredients — including the line that says
CONTAINS: MILK AND SOY was the statement: CONTAINS BIOENGINEERED FOOD INGREDIENTS. Costco’s own frozen pepperoni pizza has the same statement — that it contains bioengineered food ingredients.

I asked the folks at the front desk at Costco what was meant by ‘bioengineered food ingredients’ and no one had an answer … nor did anyone seem at all interested in finding one.

Anonymous
Anonymous
August 6, 2023 4:11 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
August 6, 2023 4:13 pm

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The True Nolan
The True Nolan
  Anonymous
August 6, 2023 6:08 pm

Whether we older (Boomer) folks like to admit it or not, we let the schools go woke and stupid. We let the politicians open the borders. (Remember Regan’s amnesty for illegals and the promise that “we’ll enforce the laws from now on!”) We let the banks and the Treasury inflate the dollar supply. We let the corporations go overseas.

I understand that YOU and I and most of our friends didn’t like all that crap, and spoke out against it. I understand that the Republican Party made wonderful speeches against all that stuff — while doing damned little to stop it. (For a couple of years, Bush had the White House and Repubs had the House of Representatives and the Senate. Why weren’t ALL the Federal gun control laws repealed? Why did the border stay open? Why did all the Federal Agencies continue ruling by dictate? Why wasn’t control of the schools returned to States? Why did the deficit grow even faster than it did under Clinton? And on and on..)

It sucks taking blame, especially when we personally were against a lot of it — but the fact is, it happened on our watch. The last couple generations are what they are because WE let it happen. The truth hurts.

fujigm
fujigm
  The True Nolan
August 6, 2023 6:52 pm

“Had to happen sometime.”
-Riddick

wxtwxtr
wxtwxtr
  The True Nolan
August 6, 2023 10:10 pm

A conquered Slave Empire has no say in any of that. Look in the mirror.

Anonymous
Anonymous
August 6, 2023 4:17 pm

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Scot
Scot
  Anonymous
August 7, 2023 9:40 am

There’s a lot more of us than people realize.

The Anti-NASCAR
The Anti-NASCAR
  Hammie
August 6, 2023 8:58 pm

heard about this on the radio today. Fuck NASCAR.
The hillbillies who liked it need to Target it with the Bud Light treatment.
This shit started when a pull rope ring on a garage door made the only
spook jockey call racism, and the fibs sent 12 agents to investigate.
So basically, the wokester higher ups in NASCAR are virtue signaling to DEI.

Texas Red
Texas Red
August 6, 2023 7:53 pm

Hey admin how do I post a picture?

Obbledy
Obbledy
August 6, 2023 9:29 pm

The papers used to put a couple of panels of cartoons on the editorial page,now they ARE the editorial page!…….

Will the Scot
Will the Scot
  Obbledy
August 6, 2023 9:51 pm

Take it from me, artwork is harder than writing.