YOU ARE INVITED!

A few months back some of us, mainly in the South and West, were regretful we could not make it up to HF’s July 4th bash, and suggested those of us down here ought to see about making our own get-together.

Given the state of the State right now (Texas) where I am, which has not seen a raindrop in over a month, there is no way I would throw a party right now. It is so hot outside you can fry an egg on the sidewalk along with hash browns, bacon and toast. Street food is very popular here.

Anyway, with conditions how they are, I would think that early-to-mid October would be an ideal time for a soiree; the temperatures will be in the 70’s, maybe low 80’s at most; and since it is off-season, there will also be plenty of rental lake condos available, if that is what we desired, or whatever ideas you might have. I wish I could invite you all to my house, like HF, but unfortunately I only have 1.5 acres compared to his 100. So we will have to meet at a location upon which we may all agree — and it does not have to be in Texas. If someone has a better place, put it up and let us discuss.

I would love to meet more TBP’ers, as the ones I already met were some truly outstanding people. This site has connected us all; it is fun to be able to have friends across the nation (and indeed the world). We all came here to be around like-minded individuals, and it is very exciting to actually meet such folks, to be able to associate a face to a moniker. Going up to NH was one of the best times of my life; I hope to recreate that same joy in meeting more of you.

So, let us start this discussion! What are your thoughts/feelings/plans? Do you think this is a good idea? Have you talked to your doctor to see if Ozempic is right for you?

Come on, y’all — IT’S PARTY TIME!

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Abigail Adams
Abigail Adams
August 27, 2023 8:34 pm

Gotta have some party music to go with your post, Captain.

Abigail Adams
Abigail Adams
  Abigail Adams
August 27, 2023 8:39 pm

Oh sorry! You DO have music!!

I’m on the road & it didn’t show up when I first looked. Spotty service, I guess.

Look at me trying to tell you what to do & you’re two steps ahead. Lol. 😂

Two if by sea.
Two if by sea.
August 27, 2023 8:35 pm

Great thought.
Hurricane days away from this neck of the woods.

zappalives
zappalives
  Two if by sea.
August 28, 2023 6:56 am

Im in Apalach………….headed right for me.
Where are you ?

Abigail Adams
Abigail Adams
August 27, 2023 8:36 pm

So….do great minds think alike?? Or were you eavesdropping?? 😎

Question: Will guns be allowed? I’m not interested in getting shot at.

Abigail Adams
Abigail Adams
  Cpt_Obviuos
August 27, 2023 8:52 pm

Well, I will certainly be armed…and will have eyes in the back of my head in case anyone is planning to kill me. 😉

Y’all been warned.

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  Abigail Adams
August 27, 2023 9:05 pm

I think a location that had an area where we can shoot our guns would be great, and that probably means it would have to be Texas.

Ubiquitous Asshole
Ubiquitous Asshole
  YourAverageJoe
August 27, 2023 11:56 pm

Maybe either a farm/ranch, or someone could rent out a range day. They do that at the range I go to up here.

Oldtoad of Green Acres
Oldtoad of Green Acres
  Cpt_Obviuos
August 28, 2023 5:19 am

Wow, I thought only steers and queers came from Texas.
But I guess now Illegals are the main export.
I wanna go to Austin or Houston to get mugged.

TampaRed
TampaRed
  Abigail Adams
August 27, 2023 9:18 pm

aa,
there are far more guys interested in spanking you then there are guys wanting to shoot you —

Abigail Adams
Abigail Adams
  TampaRed
August 27, 2023 9:24 pm

😂😂 Oh my gawd!!

Well…it that case, let’s party like rockstars. Lol.

Ubiquitous Asshole
Ubiquitous Asshole
  Abigail Adams
August 27, 2023 11:54 pm

Not only Texas, but you can count on me conceal carrying wherever I go. Not only for a TBP get-together but everywhere, every day.

anon a moos
anon a moos
August 27, 2023 8:55 pm

I’m all ears. Where would a mid point be for us canukistaners? Wyoming??

Texas for me is a good two day drive. I’d bike it but in October, get;n back on a motorcycle would be dodgy at best, mountain passes tend to collect a lot of snow in that timeframe. But then there is a mod I could do for my bike…

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AKJOHN
AKJOHN
  anon a moos
August 27, 2023 10:56 pm

Or we can have a Canada/Alaska meetup.

James
James
August 27, 2023 9:04 pm

Still looking for land and a home/will build workshop/adoption center/foster home for four legged critters/when I do a rock and roll party will be part of the deal,still have mixing board/amps/ monitors ect.,the party will go on!

ZeroZee0
ZeroZee0
  James
August 27, 2023 9:28 pm

When you’re set up, I’ll be there with a pair of Full Stacks, (a Bogner Überchschall 120 watt, and a Carvin V3 100 watt), a couple of 1000 watt Bass rigs with 4X10’s and single 18 cabs, (I’m actually a bassist, and like to play in stereo, especially my Ric 4001), a few Les Paul’s and some Vintage Fender basses…… Along with a few Shootin’ Irons in .223, .308, and .45…..

Waves
Waves
  James
August 27, 2023 11:11 pm

James, what states are you open to? I know of a former one on a couple acres or more that’s totally outfitted for all kinds of animals plus a little makeshift western town and home that is available in Southern Utah.

Abigail Adams
Abigail Adams
August 27, 2023 9:14 pm

Another question: Will there be a phyzz check-in station before entering?

Abigail Adams
Abigail Adams
  Cpt_Obviuos
August 27, 2023 9:44 pm

Oh my, oh my…see, that’s where I’ll have to pull out my guns. Notice the plural.

I’m envisioning a check-in station equipped with flashlights to look deep into one’s eyes & soul to determine if they’re safe & good people before entry.

I’ll man the booth – I’ve learned a lot from HSF to where I’m practically an expert now.

anon a moos
anon a moos
  Abigail Adams
August 28, 2023 1:53 pm

Not sure, without verification, that you could ‘man’ the booth. Just say’n

If you could man the booth, you’d be at the wrong party.

Hollow man
Hollow man
August 27, 2023 9:32 pm

It’s raining in Gun Barrel City wa who!!

Texas Khaan
Texas Khaan
  Cpt_Obviuos
August 28, 2023 12:24 am

You are blessed I suppose, it rained about 10 miles from my place . . .

Restless
Restless
August 27, 2023 10:57 pm

Someone is hinting at having a nice set of guns. The girls?
-But using vigilance, and very cautious vetting, before allowing access to… to um, see them?? Handle them?
Oh the innuendos.
Keep ’em in their holsters in public, as long as the clasp is quickly accessible.
Have long rifle; will travel.
No derringers allowed.
Quick triggers, either.

Lordy, I might have to plan a trip SW, on the premise of being present to reveal the face behind the name(s), and to meet good peeps with common ground.
I like where this is headed.
Wonder if the aforementioned owner of those guns is truly an expert on flirty writing styles.
Hmmmm…Smile.
Jus bein’ playful, for fun.
Tis how I roll at times. No offense.

Abigail Adams
Abigail Adams
  Restless
August 27, 2023 11:44 pm

🤣🤣 Hilarious!

What in the world have I done here?? I’ve inadvertently turned the Captain’s post into a meat market!

Wonder if the aforementioned owner of those guns is truly an expert on flirty writing styles.

Absolutely!! 😘

FJB
FJB
August 27, 2023 11:23 pm

I’m in. And I’m already in Texas. I won’t tell you where, but it’s a democrap run major city with millions of people. That narrows it down right?

Wifey and I have a few NFA goodies that hogs hate and we don’t get to use them unless we leave the shitty. Who wants to help us make some bacon?

Ubiquitous Asshole
Ubiquitous Asshole
  Cpt_Obviuos
August 28, 2023 11:08 am

Or Austin.

Aunt Acid
Aunt Acid
August 27, 2023 11:41 pm

Auntie would love to visit with the TBP crew out West. Texas being a big place; Amarillo is closest but will consider deep in the Heart of Texas. Auntie being busy the first half of Oct is also a factor.

Ubiquitous Asshole
Ubiquitous Asshole
August 27, 2023 11:51 pm

I just brought this up a week or so ago. But even if I only met one or two, it would need to be regional to the Midwest in my instance. Otherwise I’d be quite interested in doing that. And at this stage, it would need to be next year. We’ve had a handful of hot days up here, but not like I’ve been hearing about Texas, especially from Texas Khaan.

I can’t totally say it’s a good idea, since both, it’s been done before and since I just recently brought it up, but I hope anyone who can take advantage of it this fall, will. And perhaps next year if all of us haven’t been murdered, we can try again.

Ubiquitous Asshole
Ubiquitous Asshole
  Cpt_Obviuos
August 28, 2023 5:49 pm

Wonder how many Anons will be able to say that, “Oh, I’m the real Anonymous. All those other ones are impostors.”

Texas Khaan
Texas Khaan
August 27, 2023 11:56 pm

The State Fair of Texas is held in October for good reasons, mainly because the weather usually is decent in north central TX.

Texas Khaan
Texas Khaan
  Cpt_Obviuos
August 28, 2023 12:19 am

I have not been to the fair since the mid 1980’s, being a Dallas native I am all too familiar with the wonders of South Dallas.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Cpt_Obviuos
August 28, 2023 12:31 am

How far from Mineola, TX are ya CO?

anon a moos
anon a moos
August 28, 2023 9:51 am

Cpt O – Pulling something together this fall would be a hard pull, especially people traveling distance. Certainly next year sometime and I’d venture to say it could be early summer or fall, bear the heat. Keep this alive and see what and who turns up, could be a TBP’r out there thats got a chunk of land willing to allow Platformers to get frisky and burn meat over a fire.

If we rate then we’d get the opportunity to smoke out the interlopers, although that wouldn’t be to difficult.

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Tim
Tim
August 28, 2023 10:23 am

Keller, TX here. (Think: Fort Worth)

I’ve been thinking about this, too – Although I’m in the same spot as Capt Obv. No land with which to host.

But, agreed, weather is nice in October. Dallas might be a good spot, in terms of: Ease of access. Super convenient to airport or car arrival. Lots of lodging. We can go see the grassy knoll and the 6th floor museum. Lots of good food and drinking establishments. Fort Worth is a super cool and chill city. We took my son to a racetrack outside of town for his 18th where he could race Porsches and other performance cars.

Also, my little town of Keller has a really cool downtown pub crawl – As far as I know, my wife and I invented it and have perfected it over time.

We have a family trip planned in October – Otherwise, I’ll be there, if the TBP’ers agree to meet in D/FW.

anon a moos
anon a moos
  Tim
August 28, 2023 10:47 am

If held in/near a city I personally wouldn’t go. I’m allergic to cities, just say’n

Tim
Tim
  Cpt_Obviuos
August 28, 2023 9:57 pm

December is still pretty nice here – Wonder if we could have some kind of TBP Christmas gathering?
I agree that spring weather is unpredictable and can go south in a hurry.

Mary Christine
Mary Christine
August 28, 2023 10:40 am

Sounds like fun! We went to HSF’s first get together and had a great time. Haven’t been back since for various reasons, one being it’s a long 2 day drive and flying isn’t an option. I hate the airlines.

We have a trip planned to Gulf Shores in November and we are 8 hours north of Dallas in central Missouri.

Maybe in the spring?

Ubiquitous Asshole
Ubiquitous Asshole
  Mary Christine
August 28, 2023 9:32 pm

I don’t know exactly where this guy is, in Missouri, but my wife sometimes watches his channel. Maybe either you’re familiar with him or possibly even in his circle somewhere. https://www.youtube.com/@therealpreparedhomestead

James the Deplorable Wanderer
James the Deplorable Wanderer
August 28, 2023 9:42 pm

Salt Lake City gets decently warm / cool by October, but I only have 1/11 acre in a city lot, so not much I can do for you there. Wyoming sounds like a good suggestion (looking at Evanston, on the western edge, since I buy lottery tickets there) but that might be my self-serving inner nature speaking up. A western meetup would be a good thing and I would like to attend; got some vacation time saved up, not a whole lot of money but some. Might bring the wife but would definitely leave the cat. Any other ideas?

SheWhoShallNotBeNamed
SheWhoShallNotBeNamed
August 29, 2023 3:29 am

I have lived in SW Idaho for the last 20 years. I have never seen an August so wet. Usually, we’re lucky to get a storm with a few raindrops. This year, we’ve gotten dump after dump. Not that I’m complaining, less I have to water. Still…

And I lose weight the old fashioned way. Weights, cardio, diet. Fuck a bunch of some shot that gives you anal seepage. These days, fuck a bunch of a jab of any kind.

Texas Khaan
Texas Khaan
  SheWhoShallNotBeNamed
August 29, 2023 3:34 am

Send some of your excess rain down here, to me and my desiccated neighbors in Comanche County Texas.