COLORADO SPRINGS, CO — A quiet community was thrown into chaos in the early hours of Wednesday morning, as a tactical team from the Federal Bureau of Investigation staged a pre-dawn raid at the home of 6th-grader Jaiden Rodriguez. Reports indicated the boy’s backpack, which has a Gadsden flag patch, was seized in the raid.
“We have secured a highly dangerous item,” said FBI spokesperson Chad Rookstool. “There was an anonymous tip from a concerned citizen in the area who reported a young man at this residence was in possession of a backpack that posed a threat to democracy itself. That threat has now been neutralized.”
Controversy erupted on social media yesterday after it was learned Jaiden had been sent home from school for wearing his backpack, with faculty believing the Gadsden flag was a sign of Jaiden plotting a coup to overthrow the U.S. government. “Thank God it’s been addressed by the authorities,” said frightened schoolteacher Stephanie Dean. “That backpack was just out in public, threatening the lives of everyone who saw it. Democracy is once again safe.”
School officials advised Jaiden to find a new, less-threatening backpack before returning to school. “He can choose from Pride patches, BLM patches, even a sickle and hammer patch,” a member of the school’s administrative staff explained. “However, a backpack displaying an important image from American history has no business at an American school.”
At publishing time, Jaiden was reportedly prepared to return to class with his new, bright red “Make America Great Again” backpack.
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Janet Reno looks up from Hell, smiles….
That HAG was one of the more vicious mentally ill female faggots in the democrat parties arsenal !
Rot in hell faggot !
They’re using AK-74s in 7.62×39?
Yep!
It’s funny because it’s true. Latino kids have names like Jaiden these days.
Yeah but is it pronounced Jay-den or Hay-den?
I get that this is the Bee, but,
FFS, one must be amazed, and question if there are any people with character and integrity left anymore in the
Eff Be Aye,
Public School Systems,
and parents who quietly accept such treatment of kids in these divided states and land of the fee.
Weep for the children, and the mess they will inherit.
And, for the love of God and freedom of expression, start pushing back harder.
Long overdue.
Whoever reprimanded Jaiden needs to be bitch slapped into the fear and loathing they deserve.
Bitch slap…speaking my language. I would not have stayed calm if I were his mom. Probably best I’m not his mom.
Poor kid, he will never be able to run for President now. Having a flag of insurrection and sedition. How awful, what if our founding fathers had thought like that? Oh wait, they did, that was their flag!
the head of public/school libraries said shes a communist and its her goal to ruin normal society for her leftist socialist agenda including pushing sex into libraries. On video.
Leftist pussies and assholes from the FBI , DOJ and of course the ministry of brain washing and propaganda The Department Of Indoctrination formerly known as Education
What the hell is this badge wearing Just Doing My Job order follower Doing with an AK
In Vietnam the only reason Americans carried an AK was either desperation in combat or to Frag some asshole trying to get you killed , dead by AK round no investigation
The Babylon Bee is satire.
Coming to a neighborhood near you soon. Sad, but true. Be prepared!
back in the days b4 the fed changed money so that it was not so easy to counterfeit,a boy that i grew up with had one of those am fbi raids —
turned out that his 16 yo dau was counterfeiting $20 bills on their home computer & she passed one in the school lunch room that the cashier recognized as fake —
she wound up with a record & 6 months later the fbi returned his computer to him in so many pieces that he could not put it back together —