Retailer’s Revenge! Obese Jewelry Thief Gets Whipped Then Stripped

Via ZeroHedge

We’re not exactly known for exuding optimism, but we can’t help but notice a promising micro-trend in which more and more fed-up American retailers and bystanders are thwarting rampant thievery with delicious displays of force.

Last month, we wrote about the 7-Eleven workers in California who absolutely pummeled a man who’d been filling a rolling garbage can with tobacco products while calling the workers “bitch-ass niggas.” Now, in two more heartwarming episodes, employees at a Los Angeles jewelry store put a fierce end to a man’s attempt at a daylight smash-and-grab robbery, and bystanders in Scottsdale detained a gem thief. 

Batter up! One of the members of the family-owned business repeatedly strikes the blubbery burglar

 

The first story’s action kicked off a little after 2pm on Saturday at Meza’s Jewelry in, El Monte, which is on the east side of LA. Police told KABC7 that the as-yet unidentified thief entered the store with a hammer, attacked some of the staffers with pepper spray and smashed a display case.

Thieves, take note: Family-owned businesses are far more likely to strike back than the big-boxers, as the obese thief who targeted Meza’s jewelry quickly found out. “Me, my uncle and my dad were tugging him out,” an employee told KABC. “I was trying to defend my family because as you could see he was hitting my dad and my uncle.”

In the video, shot from the sidewalk, we see a struggle that turns into a beating reminiscent of the forementioned 7-11 heroics, as the thief is repeatedly whacked with a long stick. As he slowly pushes his flabby body through the doorway, he ends up having his shirt removed, and he flees down the sidewalk with bosoms a-jiggle and —  consistent with the norms of his vibrant American subculture — his pants falling down.

California is a shoplifters paradise. First, the state passed a proposition making any theft under $950 a misdemeanor. As if that weren’t bad enough, the state’s senate passed a bill in June that would actually make it illegal to interfere with shoplifters.

Whipped, then stripped, the fat felon tugs at his boxers in an attempt to maintain his dignity. Next, he may be stealing a belt.  

Adding to our detection of a trend in the making, the weekend brought news of another tale of citizens pursuing justice in another case where a jewelry store was targeted. In this case, the thief ran out of a Scottsdale, Arizona store with a tray of treasures, only to be stopped by noble bystanders.

“[They were] screaming ‘just catch him! He just robbed the jewelry store!’ So we just grabbed him, held him down, and the police were here within three to four minutes,” one of those bystanders, who only was identified as Mark, told FOX10.

“They saved my product, saved the neighborhood, and I want to thank everybody that sacrificed themselves to help a neighbor or stranger that they didn’t know,” said Anna Marina Solakian, of Marina Jewelry. Fifty-three-year-old Troy Bell was arrested.

Finally, to keep the smiles rolling, here’s another look at last month’s 7-Eleven beatdown extraordinaire:

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Anonymous
Anonymous
September 4, 2023 6:26 pm

thief is repeatedly whacked with a long stick.

Upgrade….Go to Home Depot and buy a 4′ piece of 1.5″ steel pipe. Wrap bottom with hockey tape so you won’t slip from sweat or blood splatter. Wood is for practice.

Jackie Puppet
Jackie Puppet
  Anonymous
September 4, 2023 7:04 pm

My dad used to carry around a 2-inch thick cable covered in hard rubber, about 2-2 1/2 feet long, and called it his nigger-beater – got that from when he was an ironworker.

I carry small bats that I can wield one-handed (one called Lou – for Louisville Slugger, and the other Willie – for Wilson) in my SUV, among other weapons – and one by my bedside.

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  Jackie Puppet
September 4, 2023 10:00 pm

My brother in law carries a long torque wrench (3 feet) with a socket that matches his lug nuts. That way it’s technically not a weapon, but simply a more efficient lug wrench.

goat
goat
  MrLiberty
September 4, 2023 10:21 pm

Sounds like an expensive cudgel. Seems he would be better served with an extra long breaker bar.

Tex
Tex
  Jackie Puppet
September 4, 2023 10:16 pm

Unfortunately it’s man’s world in which we live. I have a 3/4″ steel handle with nice grip from some sort of hydraulic jack I think ( found it ) that is 14″ long so that I can draw it from between the seat and center console in the old PU truck. It’s length is such that it can be easily “swung” from within the PU cab at any arm or face that may desire to poke through either driver side or passenger window but with the climate change those windows are closed to keep the air conditioning inside. A poke in the eye, a broken finger or wrist or even arm, yep, amazing what a Sanford and Son can come up with.

Roscoe P Coltrane
Roscoe P Coltrane
September 4, 2023 6:43 pm

Congenial Black Peson Recipe:

1. Can of corn to the temple.
2. Knee to the face.
3. Curb stomp teeth.

Serves: One now polite and ready for society nigger.

Tex
Tex
  Roscoe P Coltrane
September 4, 2023 11:38 pm

Essential when shopping the grocery aisles one pays close attention to what objects on the shelves to hurl at some idiot that might try to take your billfold inside the store. If on the same aisle as canned corn, green beans etc. , yep, can to the head. As you shop always be thinking what can be used from the shelves to ward off idiots. Sort of like defensive driving, if such and such at the approaching intersection…

AKJOHN
AKJOHN
  Tex
September 4, 2023 11:59 pm

As an ex driver instructor, I like that, defensive shopping.

Anonymous
Anonymous
September 4, 2023 6:52 pm

Kind of related,

Wired Magazine suggests “Ring” cameras are bad because they could catch black people committing crimes…

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Anonymous
September 4, 2023 9:18 pm

Ergo, pap smears are bad, because they could catch cervical cancer.

Roscoe P Coltrane
Roscoe P Coltrane
  Anonymous
September 4, 2023 9:22 pm

Ergo police are bad because they might catch a black commiting black culture (As Seen on TV)

VedicPhysics
VedicPhysics
  Roscoe P Coltrane
September 4, 2023 10:20 pm

“catch a black commiting black culture”

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

IWantYourDOR
IWantYourDOR
September 4, 2023 7:02 pm

The right tools and preparation will help solve this crisis. Be prepared, swiftly react.

Anonymous
Anonymous
September 4, 2023 7:03 pm

Welcome the United Stores of Rooftop Korea.

Aunt Acid
Aunt Acid
September 4, 2023 7:21 pm

Using wood or steel? Hit those shins first, THEN turn the perpetrator into sidewalk goo.

Vigilante justice shall make a comeback in a BIG way, girls and boys.

overthecliff
overthecliff
  Aunt Acid
September 4, 2023 8:05 pm

Beatungs were not nearly severe enough. The niggers didn’t even have to go to the ER. Yeah, I know the perpetrators (the shopkeepers) would go to jail.

TN Patriot
TN Patriot
  Aunt Acid
September 4, 2023 9:17 pm

Kick him in the back of the knee to bring him down, then administer some Singapore justice. Someone that big you should concentrate on the ankles to put them in a wheelchair for a very long time.

Roscoe P Coltrane
Roscoe P Coltrane
  TN Patriot
September 4, 2023 9:34 pm

Thieves should have one hand removed.
The second hand should be removed if the thief has not learned and continues thieving.

Roscoe P Coltrane
Roscoe P Coltrane
  Aunt Acid
September 4, 2023 9:33 pm

This is the reason people form citizen protection groups.

The government stops providing protection.

The government turned the blacks into a feral golem to be used against the non blacks.

They ensure no police protection or that the justice system provides no justice.

Just like the health system takeover ultimately proved you are now pretty much on your own re health matters, the justice system takeover means any justice you receive will be because you took it upon yourself to obtain it.

Tex
Tex
  Aunt Acid
September 4, 2023 10:27 pm

I’m getting too older to mess around. No, it won’t be the old right hand hook like when kids. A swift kick to the shin might be good enough for an older peep to exit then if someone persists I suppose just shoot their ass.

Always be aware on the lookout for those misfits that play the knockout game.

lharcnc
lharcnc
  Aunt Acid
September 5, 2023 12:55 am

Weakest point on the perp. Shins will bring them to the floor in a hurry where they can be detained. disabled to the point of crying mercy,,

Iska Waran
Iska Waran
September 4, 2023 7:24 pm

What’s with these batons? Ain’t they never heerd tell of a lead pipe?

overthecliff
overthecliff
  Iska Waran
September 4, 2023 8:07 pm

Batons are ok if you hit them enough. Perhaps a Louisville Slugger.

WTF
WTF
September 4, 2023 8:48 pm

Call the police? Are you nuts? This crap will stop once frontier justice gets dealt out.

Crawfisher
Crawfisher
  WTF
September 4, 2023 8:59 pm

Question in this situation, is it best to beat them with a bat, allow them ability to leave but don’t call the cops?

Tex
Tex
  Crawfisher
September 4, 2023 10:38 pm

No. Kill them right there, let someone else call the cops, lose everything you have in a family lawsuit of the deceased and perhaps spend some time behind bars. At least you won’t be the one VICTIMIZED.

Roscoe P Coltrane
Roscoe P Coltrane
September 4, 2023 9:26 pm

You are not allowed to hit nigs with non approved items.

Scratch that.

Every item is approved.

Leah
Leah
September 4, 2023 9:45 pm

Keep on fucking around. The 7-11 video will never get old. The guy keeps saying they can’t do anything as he shovels shit in the trash can. FTS, oh yes they can and did.

Tex
Tex
  Leah
September 4, 2023 11:53 pm

That is how they do it in the Arab countries I think but cut a thief’s hands off. I think I will apply the same to those that steal firearms and those that enable the process by “buying” them.

zappalives
zappalives
September 4, 2023 10:00 pm

These dotheads need to use baseball bats !

Hui
Hui
September 4, 2023 10:18 pm

Of course, the blue-haired jewish lesbians will all call this “white supremacy.”

Yeah Sure
Yeah Sure
September 4, 2023 10:28 pm

The thief in AZ is lucky nobody shot him.

Walter
Walter
September 5, 2023 1:31 pm

Head speed versus mobility. Always a trade off and there’s the proximity problem. Melee weapons abound including the aforementioned can of corn. The classic policeman’s baton is a classic for a reason.