Blobitis

Guest Post by Jim Kunstler

“Our government has not failed us. To fail implies there was at least a good faith effort to do the right thing.” Eric Matheny

The new science of blobology informs us that political blobs blow up like dying stars gorging on runaway fusion.The blob expands beyond the viable limits of its internal contradictions and implodes in a spectacular vacuum of absurdity. The Washington DC blob’s dire pulsations lately signal that it’s about to blow its toxic endoplasm all over our nation’s capital, drowning many denizens in deadly slime.

Did you catch Attorney General Merrick Garland’s performance Wednesday before the House Judiciary Committee? The absurdity ran pretty rank in the chamber as the AG artfully evaded explaining how it is he doesn’t know a darn thing about the consequential cases in process at his DOJ — and if he did happen to know, he wouldn’t be able to say because… reasons.

For instance, the strange inability of one US attorney David Weiss to generate charges after five whole years of investigation in the sundry matters involving the president’s son, Hunter Biden, until the statute of limitations on tax evasion dribbled away. And then, after concocting a booby trapped plea deal on a Mickey Mouse gun rap that blew up under a judge’s scrutiny, the selfsame Mr. Weiss is appointed Special Counsel (i.e. prosecutor) over those very cases. Say, whu…? Not to mention that it’s against the regulations to appoint anyone special counsel from within the DOJ.

Well, you see, Mr. Weiss is a splendid fellow, Mr. Garland explained. When asked if he could give a working definition of professional incompetence, the AG affected to be stumped. In the course of all this play-acting, Mr. Garland maybe perjured himself several times, and he seemed painfully aware of his own possible looming legal difficulties.

One suspects through all this mummery and confabulation that Merrick Garland is not actually in charge of the US DOJ. Then who is? My guess would be the ultra low profile Deputy AG Lisa Monaco, a mitochondria of the DC blob, one of its energy cells. Ms. Monaco was up to her eyeballs in the Obama regime’s prep work for the Russia Collusion Hoax of 2016, and since her appointment as DAG in April, 2021, is a behind the scenes architect of the new American police state. The Washington Post pretends that she doesn’t exist. One also wonders when a House committee will become interested in deposing her, especially on the subject of her involvement with J-6 prosecutions.

So far, the blob has gotten away with its many depredations because the DC federal district court is one of its pseudopods, able to reach out, engulf, and dissolve anyone who poses a threat. But a turning point in America’s struggle against blobbery may have been crossed far away from there. Down in Texas, which is lately afflicted with blobitis, the state Attorney General Ken Pxton escaped an impeachment trap laid by Party of Chaos state legislators and blob allies revolving around Karl Rove and the next-gen Bush family, losing its legacy as owners of the Texas GOP.

Mr. Paxton must be royally pissed off by these shenanigans and maybe ready to rumble with blob agent Homeland Security Sec’y Alejandro Mayorkas and his putative boss, “Joe Biden.” As it happens, with Autumn here and temperatures along the border moderating, crossings of illegal aliens are at 10,000 a day. A few days after Mr. Paxton’s aquittal in the Texas Senate, Governor Greg Abbot officially declared “an invasion.” Under the US Constitution, federal failure to defend the border allows the states to repel the invaders with force. It also pretty explicitly spells out an impeachable offense against “Joe Biden” — failure to defend our country.  The blob quivers and throbs.

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27 Comments
Harrington Richardson: Resurgent
Harrington Richardson: Resurgent
September 22, 2023 10:29 am

Another pretty good summation of the week’s events.

FJB
FJB
  Harrington Richardson: Resurgent
September 22, 2023 4:59 pm

Unfortunately it is another week where nothing has been done to stop the blob. Tune in next week for the never ending saga of the Blob That Ate America.

Anonymous
Anonymous
September 22, 2023 10:31 am

Faded Prestige

Gaping sphincter
Gaping sphincter
September 22, 2023 10:32 am

I cannot wait till New Rome on the Potomac is annihilated.

zappalives
zappalives
  Gaping sphincter
September 22, 2023 11:32 am

Dont stop there…..plenty of parasite nests in this shitbox niggerhole land !

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Gaping sphincter
September 22, 2023 11:36 am

The key to that would be mass noncompliance.

Bob
Bob
  Gaping sphincter
September 22, 2023 11:52 am

Amen

TN Patriot
TN Patriot
September 22, 2023 10:38 am

If Garland perjured himself, the case will be assigned to the Dept. of Just Us that he heads. Ask Eric Holder how his case of lying to CONgress went.

k31
k31
  TN Patriot
September 23, 2023 12:33 am

We know congress is entirely compromised because they don’t even hold people accountable when it would benefit them.

Aunt Acid
Aunt Acid
September 22, 2023 10:42 am

“Well, you see, Mr. Weiss is a splendid fellow, Mr. Garland explained.”
– J.H. Kunstler

Is that because they are “cousins” or belong to the same synagog? Just askin’.

AKJOHN
AKJOHN
  Aunt Acid
September 22, 2023 11:09 am

The splendid fellow is probably a sexual meaning. That’s how the DemonRats roll.

Gaping sphincter
Gaping sphincter
  AKJOHN
September 22, 2023 12:36 pm

Yeah those kikes love each others hairy assholes.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Gaping sphincter
September 22, 2023 1:33 pm

Greetings, Langley.

Brewer55
Brewer55
  Gaping sphincter
September 22, 2023 4:09 pm

Is this zappalives?? Over the top, dude, over the top.

Booger
Booger
September 22, 2023 10:45 am

Ultimately, We, as in you and me, are supposed to defend the country against foreign and domestic threats. The hole reason we have the Second Amendment. The Militia and the right to keep and bear arms and to use them against our aggressors…. Fail!

zappalives
zappalives
September 22, 2023 10:48 am

BREAKING……………………..a democrat SENATOR INDICTED for BRIBERY out of greasy niggerhole new joisey !

Anonymous
Anonymous
  zappalives
September 22, 2023 1:51 pm

Bigger story?
They are hiring the unemployed communists from Venezuala….500,000?

https://www.reuters.com/world/us-offers-work-permits-half-million-venezuelans-already-country-2023-09-21/

Dangerous Variant
Dangerous Variant
September 22, 2023 11:13 am

This is all becoming some graphic-novel knockoff of Russian lit. Way too many characters. All of them some type of bad. Even the anti-hero is weakly constructed and phoning it in. I just can’t care but I also can’t totally look away.

Then there is the tedious density of it all. At its core it is all old as time and just as predictable but for those trapped in the bind there is no way out but forward.

The plot tracks like a Pollock on acid but at the same time Checkov’s gun is so obviously on the table by the end of chapter one that I find myself wanting to skip hundreds of pages to come just to get to the part where it goes off.

You know, when you get done with a 1,000 page novel with 600 characters and scores of dead and suffering and meticulous narrative construction spanning years, even generations, and in the end you just end up putting it back on the shelf with a sigh and take the dog out for a shit.

Tony LV
Tony LV
September 22, 2023 11:40 am

It’s all just another dog and pony show. Lie, don’t lie, it doesn’t really matter in the big scheme of things, none of the DC scum will have any consequences. Only the non-establishment people will pay a price for simply not being part of the establishment.

Warren
Warren
  Tony LV
September 22, 2023 12:40 pm

Exactly

ursel doran
ursel doran
September 22, 2023 12:42 pm

Trump is the Biden’s MSM misdirection!
Money laundering and offshore tax avoidance are very well done in Ukraine.
Victoria Nuland did the regime change there in 2014 to set up the Obama / Biden money laundering.
Send a couple of BILLION over and get a decent kickback. Biden could NOT have sent the cash over without Obama’s OK. 10-20% of Two B?
https://thekennedybeacon.substack.com/p/a-tale-of-two-oligarchies?

Anonymous
Anonymous
September 22, 2023 2:14 pm

Kamala Harris, whose life is protected by people with guns to head Gun Violence Prevention Office.
To be staffed by 500,000 recent Venezuelans being given jobs by the Biden admin.
This is a modern version of the Bolshevik invasion of Russia fron the Bronx.

ursel doran
ursel doran
September 22, 2023 2:17 pm

Marjorie Taylor Greene, a congress Lady with common sense values, and a rare thing in Congress.
A spine! Has put out a short video on the Blob inside the Swamp she is NOT going along with,
resisting the Blob of grifters in the Swamp!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NiC1gf7FmcMSUPERB

Brewer55
Brewer55
  ursel doran
September 22, 2023 4:11 pm

Yeah, and she hugs McCarthy’s hoagie. She is a big mouth and a sellout. Even Bannon doesn’t have her on any longer and she was pretty much a regular.
She picked up the gavel from Trey “Rooster hair” Gowdy.

Gerold
Gerold
September 22, 2023 3:29 pm

Yakety-yak! Nothing will change.
If JHK is controlled opposition, he phoned this one in. He’s usually more Pollyanna than this.

Brewer55
Brewer55
September 22, 2023 4:08 pm

Congressional hearings, for many years now, are nothing more than theatrics for the 1st level thinking masses. Whether it’s Fauci, or the IRS officials, or the DOJ, it is all kabuki theater. If you are on the left, nothing comes of it. Nothing. Der nixt, der nein, der none. (Unless the dems decide your time is over and they want to throw you under the bus).

Now, if you are on the right, there is a good chance you are going to jail.

TN Patriot
TN Patriot
  Brewer55
September 23, 2023 9:22 am

These hearing are mostly so the CONgressmen can hear themselves pontificate. It does not matter what the witness says, he is either thinking like you and you defend him, or he is on the other side and you attack. It is an old script that has been repeated 1,000s of times.