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Submitted by Hardscrabble Farmer

Via ZeroHedge

Watch: NASA Spacecraft To Land In Utah Desert With Asteroid Samples

NASA’s OSIRIS-REx spacecraft (which stands for Origins, Spectral Interpretation, Resource Identification, Security, Regolith Explorer) will be ending a seven-year mission on Sunday morning by returning an asteroid sample from space to Earth.

OSIRIS-REx was launched in 2016, collected 8.8 ounces of rocks and soil in 2020 from asteroid Bennu, and has been on a return trip to Earth since May 2021.

The spacecraft is expected to touch down approximately 80 miles southwest of Salt Lake City at around 1055 ET. A live broadcast is scheduled to begin at about 1000 ET.

NASA said the rocks and dust collected from Bennu in 2020 – “will offer generations of scientists a window into the time when the Sun and planets were forming about 4.5 billion years ago.”

After the sample is collected from the Utah desert, government scientists will transport the sample canister via a Boeing C-17 Globemaster to NASA’s Johnson Space Center in Houston, Texas, on Monday.

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33 Comments
ICE-9
ICE-9
September 25, 2023 7:01 am

Andromeda Strain was predictive programming. Perfect cover for the next “pandemic”. New round of IQ Tests coming.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  ICE-9
September 25, 2023 11:10 am

Oh no, the “black oil” entity will come out of the sample when they were cutting it!

aClue
aClue
  ICE-9
September 25, 2023 5:06 pm

Its amusing how many michael crichton novels are being used for the American Psyop huh. Now if only Americans weren’t as gullible as they appear to be…

Cpt_Obviuos
Cpt_Obviuos
  aClue
September 25, 2023 6:11 pm

I miss Michael Crichton. Maybe not the best writer, but his research was always impeccable, and indexed at the end of every novel.

zappalives
zappalives
September 25, 2023 7:56 am

Trust the male and female faggots at NASA !

Anonymous
Anonymous
September 25, 2023 8:43 am

Somewhat fresh tire tracks left for the landing site @1;22 and that parachute is a joke when he folds it up and puts in his fanny pack.

Anonymous
Anonymous
September 25, 2023 9:11 am

We will be “live broadcasting” the previously staged recovery film of the Osiris rex scamder-lander

cz
cz
September 25, 2023 10:02 am

“Boeing C-17 Globemaster“
comedy gold

Anonymous
Anonymous
September 25, 2023 10:26 am

COVID – 9 From Outer Space

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Anonymous
September 25, 2023 11:07 am

5 ostrich funny!

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
September 25, 2023 10:27 am

Is everyone that touches it going to be quarantined for 30 days in an Airstream trailer?

lamont cranston
lamont cranston
September 25, 2023 11:11 am

Is the company filming this from India? I wanna see a cool vid like their moon landing.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  lamont cranston
September 25, 2023 1:53 pm

Still more believable than the Mexican space aliens.

Motown
Motown
September 25, 2023 11:48 am

Now just send NASA another 10 Billion dollars, and they’ll continue to do great (fake) research like this…perhaps they’ll even upgrade their green screen tech, CGI capabilities and cable suspension systems, so their trickery is more realistic. When will people wake up to the insane deception we’ve been living out for all these decades? NASA has been one of the largest money laundering operations in human existence. Where did all that money go? I am afraid to think of all the black ops and crazy S they funded, with all of the Operation Paperclip Nazi’s they brought over to work for our country.

This Long Plotted World Takeover Scheme Is More Advanced Than Any Normal Human Can Fathom

hardscrabble farmer
hardscrabble farmer
  Motown
September 25, 2023 12:27 pm

https://www.lpl.arizona.edu/faculty/dani-mendoza-dellagiustina

I’m sensing a pattern.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  hardscrabble farmer
September 25, 2023 1:26 pm

They filmed the collecting of an object they claim has part of an asteroid onboard.

Porteno
Porteno
  hardscrabble farmer
September 27, 2023 11:32 pm

Yeah…just prepping for their OnlyFans promotion.

Warren
Warren
September 25, 2023 12:34 pm

The beginning of a good number of every scifi movie since the mid 1950’s.

hardscrabble farmer
hardscrabble farmer
September 25, 2023 12:36 pm

Check out the folks at mission control. They look like the people of WalMart.

AnonNoMores
AnonNoMores
  hardscrabble farmer
September 25, 2023 7:08 pm

Well at least their all wearing masks for fuck sake!!! Gawd, we have entered the super stupid level…

Seriously though. How can anyone look at someone in a mask and not go WTF??? oUr bEsT aNd bRigHtEsT!!!!

Uturn
Uturn
  hardscrabble farmer
September 25, 2023 10:12 pm

Well,where did you think they got them? Yale?

This is fucking hilarious. Does anyone ubderstand hpow impossible this is?

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Uturn
September 25, 2023 10:32 pm

Boola boola!

Anonymous
Anonymous
  hardscrabble farmer
September 25, 2023 10:32 pm

Last time I watched one of those, all the monitors were playing back the video of the technicians cheering…while they were cheering.
Why would that be a required mission parameter onemight ask?
Pethaps because they were actors.
And the entire mission was an act.
The bill was real.

Anonymous
Anonymous
September 25, 2023 1:52 pm

I read that wrong. I thought it said NASA spacecraft to land in Utah desert TO GET Asteroid samples! Maybe some moon rocks at the same time?

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Anonymous
September 25, 2023 8:07 pm

`NASA to land spacecraft in Whoopi Cushion’s large ass”

grace country pastor
grace country pastor
September 25, 2023 1:55 pm

Of course they name the thing after the fertility god Osiris. Where even to begin?

Anonymous
Anonymous
September 25, 2023 6:39 pm

A C-17 for 8.8 ounces of cosmic dirt???…..
An old Flacon wasn’t available??…..

Uturn
Uturn
  Anonymous
September 25, 2023 10:13 pm

Go big or stay home!

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Anonymous
September 25, 2023 10:33 pm

An Amazon quadcopter?

Oilman2
Oilman2
September 25, 2023 9:55 pm

sorry – can’t help it…

So a Globemaster cargo plane is used to transfer 8 ounces of dust to some NASA lab….

God is so laughing at us all….

Uturn
Uturn
  Oilman2
September 25, 2023 10:14 pm

God is fucking crying to see what happened to his creation. I know I would be if I were him.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Uturn
September 25, 2023 10:34 pm

Some of us are just trying to stay out of the way of the gods who lost their minds.

LimpBoggle Doctor
LimpBoggle Doctor
September 27, 2023 12:59 am

You have no right to have a say if you aren’t involved.