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nkit
nkit
October 6, 2023 3:39 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
October 7, 2023 12:00 am

Emily Elizabeth

nkit
nkit
October 6, 2023 3:40 pm

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MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  nkit
October 6, 2023 4:21 pm

You forgot to attach Fauxi, Pelosi, Romney, Graham, Obama, bigMike, Clueless Joe and his babysitter, Birx, the entire FDA, CDC, CIA, FBI…. Yeah, you’re gonna need a bigger boat next time too.

Muscledawg
Muscledawg
  MrLiberty
October 8, 2023 8:24 am

They will be in the concrete block soon enough.

nkit
nkit
October 6, 2023 3:40 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
October 6, 2023 3:56 pm

So nothing’s changed in 2400 years then.

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  nkit
October 6, 2023 4:22 pm

So if I cared about public affairs things would be different? LOL

A9racer
A9racer
  nkit
October 7, 2023 9:59 am

Refuse to be ruled

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
October 6, 2023 3:41 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  MrLiberty
October 6, 2023 3:56 pm

What about Mitch McConnell?

Muscledawg
Muscledawg
  MrLiberty
October 8, 2023 8:26 am

Not all democrats are members of the KKK, but all members of the KKK are democrats.

nkit
nkit
October 6, 2023 3:41 pm

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nkit
nkit
  nkit
October 6, 2023 10:28 pm

That’s one malleable mannequin….

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  nkit
October 6, 2023 11:15 pm

In certain shots it looks like Sigourney Weaver.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  MrLiberty
October 7, 2023 6:45 pm

Prop from “Alien Resurrection”

Muscledawg
Muscledawg
  nkit
October 8, 2023 8:27 am

Are you starting to understand?

nkit
nkit
October 6, 2023 3:42 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
October 6, 2023 3:56 pm

Yummy.

Wake me up when September comes. No, wait a minute
Wake me up when September comes. No, wait a minute
  nkit
October 6, 2023 9:21 pm

I love playing on a playground like this.

nkit
nkit

She appears to be a bit malleable herself…

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
October 7, 2023 12:02 am

Rachel Cook

nkit
nkit
October 6, 2023 3:44 pm

For our buddy in OZ…yuk yuk…
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MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  nkit
October 6, 2023 4:22 pm

Yuck is right.

Retirednottired
Retirednottired
  nkit
October 6, 2023 8:21 pm

Tats….

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
October 6, 2023 9:04 pm

…She was attacked by a squid.

Fatman from Oz
Fatman from Oz
  nkit
October 7, 2023 12:57 am

Thanks for that nkit, you rotten bastard.

nkit
nkit
  Fatman from Oz
October 7, 2023 1:31 am

I miss you too, Fatman….:~)

Muscledawg
Muscledawg
  nkit
October 8, 2023 8:32 am

For the life of me I will never undrstand why such gorgeous ladies destroy their beauty with such vulgar drawings that no one would even hang in their living rooms.

nkit
nkit
October 6, 2023 3:44 pm

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Wake me up when September comes. No, wait a minute
Wake me up when September comes. No, wait a minute
  nkit
October 6, 2023 9:23 pm

This breakfast doesn’t come out until tomorrow, apparently.

nkit
nkit
October 6, 2023 3:47 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  nkit
October 7, 2023 6:46 pm

“Earth girls are easy” Before Davis got fake tits.

nkit
nkit
October 6, 2023 3:47 pm

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MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  nkit
October 6, 2023 11:16 pm

And Hillary has no reflection.

nkit
nkit
October 6, 2023 3:48 pm

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With so much heat
With so much heat
  nkit
October 6, 2023 9:30 pm

Why this waste?

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  With so much heat
October 6, 2023 11:16 pm

It’s Corona light. No waste.

nkit
nkit
October 6, 2023 3:49 pm

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Lone Wolf
Lone Wolf
  nkit
October 6, 2023 4:16 pm

Lay off nigga!

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
October 6, 2023 9:05 pm

….Camel remembered him from last night.

nkit
nkit
October 6, 2023 3:50 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
October 6, 2023 3:58 pm

Worth it for your daughter.

Glock-N-Load
Glock-N-Load
  Bob P
October 6, 2023 7:29 pm

NEVER dress like a fairy. Even for your own daughter.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Glock-N-Load
October 6, 2023 9:09 pm

…Yep, your giving her a false representation of reality.
Teach her accept absurdities and someone else will convince her to mutilate healthy body parts.

Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
  Anonymous
October 7, 2023 2:15 am

Show her unconditional fatherly love and she won’t go near the freaks of the world …

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Anthony Aaron
October 7, 2023 6:02 pm

Never underestimate the persuasive power of perversions and the leftoids.

Put aside naïve prepubescent children. Every September 100’s of thousands of “young adults” head of to leftist indoctrination centers known as loony universities.

By Christmas, with the poison words of a half dozen Commie/Marxist/pervo, cultist profs, they come home with half their head shaved off and the other side some florescent rainbow colour, hating themselves, you, their heritage, culture, upbringing and are unreachable by any sense of facts, logic and reason.

Now it all starting now at the pre kindergarten level. Do not allow any perversions to seep in to cloud and distort reality to such impressionable souls, such as men wearing tutus. Sure, sit down and do your tea thing but do it as a MAN.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Anonymous
October 7, 2023 6:47 pm

Be a man.
All it takes.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Anonymous
October 10, 2023 2:12 am

Try you’re or you are. Was grade three difficult.

Retirednottired
Retirednottired
  Bob P
October 6, 2023 8:24 pm

Or granddaughter.

nkit
nkit
October 6, 2023 3:50 pm

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hammie
hammie
  nkit
October 7, 2023 3:09 pm

Why can’t people pay attention to what they are doing when the make screen grabs? I hate it when memes are cropped to small. I can still read this one, though, but it’s still cropped too small.

nkit
nkit
October 6, 2023 3:51 pm

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nkit
nkit
October 6, 2023 3:51 pm

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nkit
nkit
October 6, 2023 3:51 pm

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nkit
nkit
October 6, 2023 3:52 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  nkit
October 6, 2023 4:33 pm

Henry rifles.

DanTX
DanTX
  Colorado Artist
October 7, 2023 4:39 pm

Henry Repeating Arms are some of the best.

nkit
nkit
October 6, 2023 3:54 pm

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nkit
nkit
October 6, 2023 3:54 pm

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Go naughty dog
Go naughty dog
  nkit
October 6, 2023 9:35 pm

Now go down that mouth to the neck, if you know what I mean.

nkit
nkit
October 6, 2023 3:56 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
October 6, 2023 4:00 pm

The dolphin offensive line is tough this year.

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  nkit
October 6, 2023 11:18 pm

Locals only.

Gregabob
Gregabob
  nkit
October 7, 2023 4:24 pm

6′ long 500 lb critter wants to ‘play’.

nkit
nkit
October 6, 2023 3:56 pm

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nkit
nkit
October 6, 2023 3:58 pm

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MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  nkit
October 6, 2023 4:26 pm

My driver’s ed instructor in high school used to have the students rotate his tires for him as training on how to change a tire. We got a lot of experience and he got free rotation. Good training. And my wife knows how to change a tire too. Her dad made everyone change tires when it was time to learn to drive.

Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
  nkit
October 7, 2023 2:17 am

Is that twerp crying? Really?

Ditch him sweetheart … 

RW
RW
  nkit
October 7, 2023 12:57 pm

Unless you’re cheap or a broke azz, most insurance covers roadside assistance. I haven’t changed a tire in decades. Might as well get what you pay for.

DanTX
DanTX
  RW
October 7, 2023 4:41 pm

I’d be done changing the tire before the roadside assistance even showed up.

nkit
nkit
October 6, 2023 3:58 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
October 6, 2023 6:18 pm

What a jackass, wasting a lifeline when it was Zebraforce all along.

Nocte_Volens
Nocte_Volens
  Anonymous
October 6, 2023 6:35 pm

I was guessing Llamathrust mostly because it sounds kinda dirty.

Texas Khaan
Texas Khaan
  Nocte_Volens
October 6, 2023 7:41 pm

I ain’t sayin’ anything about a certain video . . .

nkit
nkit
October 6, 2023 3:59 pm

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Retirednottired
Retirednottired
  nkit
October 7, 2023 12:59 am

I’m just speechless….

hammie
hammie
  nkit
October 7, 2023 3:13 pm

Dimples

Gregabob
Gregabob
  hammie
October 7, 2023 4:26 pm

Lovely

nkit
nkit
October 6, 2023 3:59 pm

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nkit
nkit
October 6, 2023 4:00 pm

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nkit
nkit
October 6, 2023 4:00 pm

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nkit
nkit
October 6, 2023 4:01 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  nkit
October 6, 2023 6:01 pm

Wilco, nkit!
Hockey pre season is over and it gets real next week!
GO AVS, GO BOLTS (until they play the Avs)

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Colorado Artist
October 6, 2023 6:02 pm

An old friend of mine who had the same teacher.
Tim Lawson.
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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Colorado Artist
October 6, 2023 6:03 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Colorado Artist
October 6, 2023 6:04 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Colorado Artist
October 6, 2023 6:05 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Colorado Artist
October 6, 2023 6:06 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Colorado Artist
October 6, 2023 6:07 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Colorado Artist
October 6, 2023 6:08 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Colorado Artist
October 6, 2023 6:08 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Colorado Artist
October 6, 2023 6:09 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Colorado Artist
October 6, 2023 6:10 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Colorado Artist
October 6, 2023 6:11 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Colorado Artist
October 6, 2023 6:12 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Colorado Artist
October 6, 2023 6:13 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Colorado Artist
October 6, 2023 6:14 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Colorado Artist
October 6, 2023 6:16 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Colorado Artist
October 6, 2023 6:17 pm

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Texas Khaan
Texas Khaan
  Colorado Artist
October 6, 2023 7:47 pm

Your friend is a very talented artist. And so are you CA!

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Texas Khaan
October 7, 2023 2:29 am

He is indeed.

nkit
nkit
  Colorado Artist
October 6, 2023 10:34 pm

I think that most of us mere mortals here could never really imagine having that type of talent. Thank you for sharing, as always.

C y’all in the finals…again.. peace

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  nkit
October 7, 2023 2:31 am

We can hope, saddle buddy.
I hope you and family are living life to the fullest.
Prayers…..

nkit
nkit
  Colorado Artist
October 7, 2023 3:05 am

Thank you Sir, my friend..

A9racer
A9racer
  Colorado Artist
October 7, 2023 10:10 am

Sorry CA, This year the Stars pull it out and hoist Lord Stanley’s Cup.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  A9racer
October 7, 2023 6:49 pm

Anything is possible.

Texas Khaan
Texas Khaan
  nkit
October 6, 2023 10:48 pm

I shall have a good weekend, it is supposed to be 73 degrees tomorrow afternoon, HOOOORAAAAY !!!

A9racer
A9racer
  Texas Khaan
October 7, 2023 10:12 am

Harley ridin weather. Of course, I ride all year but I get to wave a lot more as the cool weather dudes get out

Lee Harvey Griswald
Lee Harvey Griswald
October 6, 2023 4:02 pm

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MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  Lee Harvey Griswald
October 6, 2023 4:26 pm

They need to use it on the current one.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  MrLiberty
October 6, 2023 4:48 pm

but they don’t necessarily have to wait until he’s dead

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  Anonymous
October 6, 2023 9:09 pm

That most definitely was my implication.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Lee Harvey Griswald
October 7, 2023 2:32 am

Who knew the popes got hammered?

Lee Harvey Griswald
Lee Harvey Griswald
October 6, 2023 4:03 pm

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Lee Harvey Griswald
Lee Harvey Griswald
October 6, 2023 4:03 pm

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Lee Harvey Griswald
Lee Harvey Griswald
October 6, 2023 4:04 pm

Good thing she was wearing a helmet…

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MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  Lee Harvey Griswald
October 6, 2023 4:27 pm

Good thing she’s vaxxed.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Lee Harvey Griswald
October 7, 2023 2:32 am

Cholla cactus. Or Teddy bear cactus. Or jumping cactus. A real nightmare to the unwary who venture into our desert.

GDP, usually gruntled
GDP, usually gruntled
  Anonymous
October 7, 2023 10:35 am

No kidding. Got too close on accident while riding near Mojave and got one stuck in my boot. Luckily the spines didn’t penetrate all the way through.

Lee Harvey Griswald
Lee Harvey Griswald
October 6, 2023 4:04 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  Lee Harvey Griswald
October 6, 2023 4:11 pm

Sounds like Hebrew to me.

Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
  Bob P
October 6, 2023 7:38 pm

‘HA’ … fooled you …

Lee Harvey Griswald
Lee Harvey Griswald
October 6, 2023 4:05 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  Lee Harvey Griswald
October 6, 2023 4:11 pm

Ready photon torpedo, Mr. Checkoff.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Bob P
October 6, 2023 4:54 pm

His brain is the neutral zone

Texas Khaan
Texas Khaan
  Bob P
October 6, 2023 7:59 pm

Bob, as a fellow FFer, I must inform you that the name of the Star trek character portrayed by Walter Koenig is in fact, Pavel Andreievich Chekov (Russian: Павел Андреевич Чехов).
Thanks,
The Great Khaan (Mongolian: Их хаан)

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Texas Khaan
October 6, 2023 9:20 pm

…Now do me.
Worf is a Klinkon

Lee Harvey Griswald
Lee Harvey Griswald
October 6, 2023 4:05 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  Lee Harvey Griswald
October 6, 2023 4:51 pm

WTF you talking about? All he saw was his first smorgasbord

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Lee Harvey Griswald
October 7, 2023 2:33 am

Milk duds!

Lee Harvey Griswald
Lee Harvey Griswald
October 6, 2023 4:06 pm

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Lee Harvey Griswald
Lee Harvey Griswald
October 6, 2023 4:07 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  Lee Harvey Griswald
October 6, 2023 4:13 pm

I’d say let’s draft those pricks and send them to the front lines in Ukraine, but they aren’t worth starting WW III over.

Pepper in other people's asses is refreshment
Pepper in other people's asses is refreshment
  Bob P
October 6, 2023 9:58 pm

I LIKE THIS IDEA OF USING THIS CHICANE CANNON BUSHING.

Lee Harvey Griswald
Lee Harvey Griswald
October 6, 2023 4:08 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  Lee Harvey Griswald
October 6, 2023 5:07 pm

She must be paying the artist to make her more attractive than she is in real life.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Bob P
October 6, 2023 5:18 pm

Artistic license.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Lee Harvey Griswald
October 10, 2023 2:33 am

Look at how fat this evil cow has become.

Lee Harvey Griswald
Lee Harvey Griswald
October 6, 2023 4:08 pm

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Retirednottired
Retirednottired
  Lee Harvey Griswald
October 6, 2023 8:41 pm

I’ll be happy to help with the unopened ones.

Lee Harvey Griswald
Lee Harvey Griswald
October 6, 2023 4:09 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  Lee Harvey Griswald
October 6, 2023 5:08 pm

White Steal Everything Back from the Fuckers Month.

Lee Harvey Griswald
Lee Harvey Griswald
October 6, 2023 4:10 pm

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Lee Harvey Griswald
Lee Harvey Griswald
October 6, 2023 4:10 pm

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Lee Harvey Griswald
Lee Harvey Griswald
October 6, 2023 4:11 pm

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Lee Harvey Griswald
Lee Harvey Griswald
October 6, 2023 4:12 pm

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Texas Khaan
Texas Khaan
  Lee Harvey Griswald
October 6, 2023 8:02 pm

HEY YOU, THAT VEAL AIN’T DONE YET !!!

Ironically Satirical
Ironically Satirical
  Lee Harvey Griswald
October 7, 2023 8:49 am

She’s lucky the calf didn’t go for her breast.

Lee Harvey Griswald
Lee Harvey Griswald
October 6, 2023 4:13 pm

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Lee Harvey Griswald
Lee Harvey Griswald
October 6, 2023 4:14 pm

Me so ho-knee

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  Lee Harvey Griswald
October 6, 2023 4:57 pm

LET ME SEE YOUR WAR FACE !!!

put your teeth back in.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Anonymous
October 6, 2023 5:20 pm

Me love you LOOOONG long time,
unress you have viagla.

nkit
nkit
  Colorado Artist
October 7, 2023 3:10 am

Best post of this FF!!!

Lee Harvey Griswald
Lee Harvey Griswald
October 6, 2023 4:15 pm

Look closely

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Lee Harvey Griswald
Lee Harvey Griswald
October 6, 2023 4:16 pm

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Texas Khaan
Texas Khaan
  Lee Harvey Griswald
October 6, 2023 8:04 pm

Titled: I done gits me some damn reparations n sheeeet.

Lee Harvey Griswald
Lee Harvey Griswald
October 6, 2023 4:16 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  Lee Harvey Griswald
October 6, 2023 5:12 pm

The best-case scenario for this product is they missed a comma–FISH, ASSHOLES–so they’re just insulting us rather than feeding us fish anus.

I do have a suggestion, however. Let’s feed all the illegal freeloaders nothing but this.