Homesteading: Part One

Guest Post by Dr. Robert Malone

The nuts and bolts of a new beginning

At the end of 2007, Jill and I bought a farm in Jasper, Georgia. We did this because of a new job. It was one of the dumber things we ever did. We sold a lovely farm near Point of Rocks Maryland, one that we had spent years rebuilding. We were finally starting to reap the rewards of years of hard, back-breaking work rebuilding old barns, a house and putting up fence. Once there, the company I had gone to work for quite literally lost the government contract (because of executive actions to hide problems) and pulled up stakes from the USA a few months after we relocated. All of the sudden, I was out of a job, and then the housing market crashed. Big time. Our farm lost at least 50% of it value overnight.

We continued on with our consulting business, but the real estate market in rural north Georgia never recovered. Our mortgage was well underwater, and as it was a farm, the interest rate was high. Farm loans are considered commercial loans and interest rates are always higher than residential rates.

Finally in 2013, we managed to get out of the mortgage, but we lost our all the equity and more. We fled Georgia back up to the Virginia area – where most of our clients were located.

So, for three years, we leased a farm in Virginia- first one, then another – saving up to buy another farm.

Because we breed horses and had re-built numerous old farms over the years, we knew that homesteading a place was within our skill set. Jill had pretty much grown up on an avocado and lemon ranch in California, where I had spent much of my youth – working for her father planting, pruning, harvesting and tending orchards. I had spent summers during my teen years working on my Aunt’s eastern Oregon dairy farm. So, for our whole lives farming has been in our blood. Although, I was clear with myself, the next would be the last. I am getting too old for this, I told myself. But taking on such a project is not for the faint hearted. Six years into this, and it is still not finished. Not sure it ever will be.

Buying raw land is a difficult thing. For one, generally it is almost impossible to get a loan for the purchase, and if you do find a bank willing to loan, the interest rates are always exuberantly high. Sure, there are various government agricultural loan programs, but unless you are already farming those programs are not readily available to the average Joe. We have filled out way too many farm loan applications in the past, only to be turned down or be offered an interest rate that made no sense financially.

The other route for a land loan is to get owner financing. People with land to sell are often willing to do short term loans. This is because conventional financing is so difficult, it makes it hard to sell such land. But they will still want a fair chunk of change for a substantial down. So save, we did.

Of course, the key to a mortgage is short-term. The dirty secret in the mortgage industry is that 20 or 30 year mortgage is an interest money-maker. The home owner spends years just paying off interest, before they even begin to pay off the capital. This is how mortgage companies make their profit. Now, – having stepped away from traditional financing options – those long term mortgages feel like a bit of a scam. In retrospect, we will never get a 20 or 30 year fixed-rate mortgage again. A short term loan starts paying off the equity almost immediately. A five year mortgage is perfect. It means less property but it also means foreseeable economic freedom.

In the early summer of 2017, Jill found almost 30 acres of raw land in Madison County, VA. Madison is a conservative, rural county, up against the Shenandoah mountains. One of the largest counties in VA, the current population is just about the same as it was during WW II. It is located close enough to a couple of small cities, and 1.5 hours from DC and major airports. We bought the property for $225,000.00 with a 50,000.00 deposit. The owner financed and we had five-years to pay it off.

This land had been essentially abandoned for many decades, with the main house having burned down in the 1940s. A rock quarry had been on the property in the 1960s, which created a canyon and pond in the forest at the back of the property. The property is truly magical. It is like owning a bit of national park.

We have a creek that runs in a horseshoe bend around much of the perimeter of our land. One down-side was that the rolling pasture land was poor quality, but it wasn’t too steep, minimizing erosion concerns. The upside was that the building sites were gorgeous – with views that are mind blowing. The weather in central Virginia is about perfect. Winters not too cold and summers not too hot – for our hot-blooded tastes.

A local farmer had made hay off the pastures for years, but those bales were just basically weeds for cattle. The making of hay for decades without putting anything back into the earth had pulled all the nutrients out of the soil decades ago. All the barns and out buildings had been left to rot for 60+ years. Over the decades, climbing vines, including poison ivy, wisteria as well as trees had encapsulated the structures, until no one even knew it was once a thriving farm. Heck, no one could even see the buildings! The driveway in – was hidden from the street. The old farm had essentially returned to wilderness.

Below are some photos of the outside of the structures on the farm that we took during the summer in 2017.

Was there anything here worth salvaging?

We were determined to bring back as many as the old buildings as possible. These old farms are our American history. Jill and I just love them and what they represent. The work ethic of prior generations. To restore the broken, to live in generations old buildings – it means something to us.

The interior of these buildings was just plain old gross.

But priorities.

At this point, we were renting a horse farm (not a cheap date) and now had become land owners with a mortgage. Getting the horses, some chickens, four dogs and ourselves living on to the property was priority one. It had to happen almost simultaneously, as neither the horses or dogs could be left alone during the night.

We bought the property in the beginning of July, 2017 and our rental farm lease was up end of September. A tight timeline!

That meant temporary fencing for the horses. Electric fencing still requires pounding in fence posts, electric boxes, wiring, insulators and hotwire. Jill did a lot of that work.

A well had to be dug ASAP.

The property did not have water, electric or septic (or a residence, or fences..). The debris from the huge barn that had burned down in 2004 had been left to rot. That all had to be cleared off. The gravel road had to become passable for winter. Then we needed to get something to live in temporarily. We toyed with living in one of the old buildings, but they were going to take too much work. So, clearing land, electric, septic, water became priority one for me. That was the start to getting us a place to live for the winter on this abandoned paradise.

We camped out when we could. Mostly, we drove back and forth from the rental 45 minutes away. At that point, we were both working on our own consulting business full time. We had professional clients relying on us, so all the while we had to maintain as if we were living perfectly normal lives. But we were also working on the new farm full time. We were throwing hay and water at our horses twice a day. Basically, it was working 6:00 AM to 11:00 PM every night that year. But that is what was needed and we did it.

However, the dogs didn’t seem to mind the camping! Neither did Jill and I. Truth be told, we are often happiest when we are outdoors.

Some of the below images and text are from old posts facebook posts of Jill’s.

Finally we got the horses over.

To say were were doing this on a shoestring is putting it mildly.

But we were making progress~

We were determined not to take out loans – to live loan free, in order to be free.

It stretched my skills as an electrician to put in the breaker box and wiring for electric hook-up, but I got it done.

Having a tractor was critical in all of this.
The photos below document that buildings and the farm is starting to come back to life.

How to move us on to the property without a house? See that office trailer on the top left photo?

We searched on craigslist for motor homes, trailer homes, etc and in the end, found an office trailer for $4,000.00. It was unsightly but useable. Jill painted the interior and put in new flooring. I painted the exterior and installed a little kitchen.

Lots of prayers were made that year, prayers that the county didn’t figure out that we were actually living in an office trailer. Living in an office trailer is most definitely not allowed in our county. So, we kept a very low profile. Which was kind of hard when water and electric inspectors are showing up!

We didn’t have electricity or running water in the trailer. So we would lug in five gallon containers to place on the counter for cooking and clean up. At first, we just camped – we did have a grill. I relied on a generator for our computers and used battery lights.

We used a porta-potty. For showers, we drove up to the local gym in Culpeper, 20 minutes away twice a week.

Almost everything we owned went into storage. And you know what? We did fine. More than fine. We thrived.

It felt as close to living in nature as we had ever come.

Living in less than 400 square was intimate – we spent much of our time outdoors, it felt like we were living next to God’s house. It felt right.

There were a few things that were truly awful. Washing up without hot running water was not nice. When we did get electricity, cooking with only a tea kettle, microwave and electric fry pan for months on end got old. Living with four dogs in that tiny space got old too.

Once we got running water and electricity, it got a little easier. Jill could take a cold bath outside. She is not big on public showers. We still didn’t have a septic system.

And then there was the porta-potty – well, shitting in the woods may sound romantic, but running to the outside privy at 3:00 AM night in freezing rain- not so nice. Just no. We do actually have bears and feral hog on the property – so creeping around at night was well, creepy. Not to mention, when winter came, outside was treacherous at times.

It certainly gave us motivation to get a septic system and real house on the property!

We had decided to try to rebuild the old house. Although this was a house, the county balked big time and said that since this house was built before occupancy – they would make us rebuild to current new building codes. This was impossible, due to the framing of the old structure.

Madison county likes to control growth by being horrible about building permits and inspections. However, if a farm is designated as agriculture (showing profit) – then there is no permitting needed on that structure- but only for farm uses, not for residential. One advantage to living in a rural community is that often the rules around agriculture tend to be more friendly.

So, after much heartache and speaking with people who spent years trying to get new houses approved – we moved on plan B – get a modular home on the property as quickly as possible.

So by spring of 2018, we had saved enough to think about a “real” house.


Preview: The old house gets a facelift and becomes an agricultural office for the farm, rather than a residence.

– The interior is not finished, it still a work in progress.

Part 2 – coming soon:

The next chapter of the farm was how to build infrastructure on a budget and the death of my father.

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25 Comments
Anonymous
Anonymous
October 6, 2023 4:13 pm

Not for me . Dirty water. Dirty water everywhere in the south. The only fish that can see in that haze , you wouldn’t want to eat.

hardscrabble farmer
hardscrabble farmer
October 6, 2023 4:19 pm

You have to admire someone with the grit and determination required to live that way.

Much respect.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  hardscrabble farmer
October 6, 2023 4:39 pm

Grit? He just hires someone with his millions.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Anonymous
October 6, 2023 7:18 pm

Working under DTRA contract to design new and interesting bioweapons for the purpose of crimes against humanity pays well.
As for being some sort of rural, rough-handed, salt of the earth homesteader, this guy is full of every kind of shit.
Everything scripted, and four degrees too perfect.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Anonymous
October 6, 2023 7:44 pm

Well the government doesn’t pay on time….

kiwi
kiwi
  Anonymous
October 6, 2023 11:32 pm

yep would,nt believe anything this POS says

hardscrabble farmer
hardscrabble farmer
  Anonymous
October 7, 2023 7:07 am

So he’s lying?

In that case he’s a great storyteller.

The Orangutan
The Orangutan
October 6, 2023 4:22 pm

Awesome and congratulations. There is no better feeling than overcoming adversity for a worthwhile goal; especially being able to do so on your own terms with little else but some intestinal fortitude and perseverance. This endeavour makes my own little DIY projects miniscule in comparison. Enjoy your well-earned tangible assets, and the many dividends they will pay, both real and spiritual. Can’t wait to see Part 2.

AKJOHN
AKJOHN
October 6, 2023 4:29 pm

I did that homesteading thing back in the early 1980’s in Seward Alaska. It took a month to build our first 16 x 16 cabin with loft. We, twin brother, stayed in that the first winter, and we expanded on it the next year. It ended up about 1100 square feet, with two loft bedrooms, and one regular bedroom. We helped cut most of the wood at a local mill. Spruce for the 2″ lumber and 1″ cotton wood was the outside planking. We did get some awesome 2×12 and 2×14 inch Douglass fir from an old school for floors etc. It took about 3 years to finish it as we had to work for living and building expenses. This was started when I was 23. Having some building skills has paid off big in my life as I almost never had to pay rent. We had gravity feed water into the house from a spring, and if we were lucky it ran most of the year. The place ended up the nicest out in the woods shack in Seward. We had a very nice Garden and greenhouses built from salvaged lumber. The first green house was built from alder lashed together to form a dome, then visqueened. Everything is harder in Alaska. All garden and greenhouse dirt was dug by hand and hauled in a pickup. I personally did most of the woodwork. I made window frames, sills, and trim from rough cut lumber. My masterpiece was a big oval shape table made from the nicest Douglas fir we had. No electric tools. Just a chainsaw, rasp, and plane. We heated with wood, and besides cutting and splitting 10 chords for ourselves. We also cut, split,and hauled a bunch to sell. We had probably the best garden and green houses in Seward, and we were city boys just a couple years in AK. There were also no You Tube in those days. The hard work, discipline, and creativity I used homesteading is still paying dividends as it helped me maintain the healthy lifestyle I still have. At 65, I still wake up feeling great, every day. I still garden, hike, mushroom pick, and enjoy the wonderful outdoor life Alaska has
While Seward is a coastal town, our place was five miles out in the foothills of the Kenai mountains. The views from the cabin was unbelievable. Black bears were very common. I saw as many as five in one day. They feasted on the blueberries that grew around us. The back of the property was National Forest.

k31
k31
  AKJOHN
October 6, 2023 4:42 pm

Trying to get such a short growing season to produce is a challenge I am not sure I would be up to. Any agriculture comes down to dirt, sun, and rain.

AKJOHN
AKJOHN
  k31
October 6, 2023 4:59 pm

Somethings grow great in Alaska as we have the almost continuous sunlight in the summer. I usually don’t pick the last carrots until the end of October.

hardscrabble farmer
hardscrabble farmer
  AKJOHN
October 7, 2023 7:09 am

You should write a longer piece on it, great story from a place most of us dream about.

Anonymous
Anonymous
October 6, 2023 4:39 pm

Not gonna read a word about what some millionaire oligarch who has spent his whole life poisoning people has to say about what I am already doing.

k31

Unleveraged
Unleveraged
October 6, 2023 6:21 pm

“land owners with a mortgage” is an oxymoron. Therefore, it may be more practical to forgo the old structure restorations to pay off the loan and stack some p.m.s as an inflation hedge and protection against theft by taxation.

Either way, the post was enjoyable and may the Malones thrive in their ongoing endeavors.

Anonymous
Anonymous
October 6, 2023 7:45 pm

Maybe that’s why he’s suing for 25 million.

overthecliff
overthecliff
October 6, 2023 8:50 pm

There are a few on this site that can successfully homestead. I wish them well. For that matter I wish all if you well in the storm that is coming.

GrungeVet aka Scipio Eruditus
GrungeVet aka Scipio Eruditus
October 6, 2023 8:54 pm

Making bioweapons for BARDA, DARPA, and IARPA to unleash on your alleged countryman pays well.

This schmuck is like the living embodiment of the word chutzpah. You think after all the black box biowarfare projects this freak made his millions off of, he would just shut up and live on his little farm.

Narcissists gonna narcissist I guess.

MASTER OF UNIVERSE
MASTER OF UNIVERSE
October 6, 2023 11:04 pm

So, let me get this straight. Dr. Malone is the guy that invented mRNA
technology and sold it to the Pentagon so that he could live like an
itinerant Mexican making less than minimum wage and living in
a trailer like a garden variety Libertarian in a trailer park like white
trash, eh?

Oakie dokie.

MOU

Stormblessed
Stormblessed
October 6, 2023 11:46 pm

Great post, thank you for sharing. Virginia is paradise

AnalogMan
AnalogMan
October 7, 2023 1:21 am

Hats off to you. Beautiful country.

Love the dogs. Australian sheep dogs?

Anonymous
Anonymous
  AnalogMan
October 7, 2023 3:43 am

Yes – their colour gives them a name – those are Bob tailed Blue merles. They are Not Australian but a Californian breed of Spanish sheep dog descent. They are one of the smartest Dogs you can have. Very quick accelerating, High Jumping and have a quick eye for any movement. Mine just loved herding chickens at dusk. They do get cataracts being outdoor dogs and hip dysplasia has been largely breed out but cross breeding Merles is a No NO! It results in blindness and deafness. As you can tell I love the breed as an Australian

frozenoutupnorth
frozenoutupnorth
October 7, 2023 1:40 am

The only thing to like in this weird story are the pictures of the dogs. Why in the world would anyone care about these two government contract grifters lifestyle decisions?? Some of us didn’t need to get ‘religion’ like Malone seems to have done after he spent his career supposedly designing what are now the weapons of democide.
I wish he would just go away and stop foisting his narcissism on people.

Anonymous
Anonymous
October 7, 2023 2:43 am

A new wrinkle in the Malone enigma.

lamont cranston
lamont cranston
October 7, 2023 11:23 am

Sweetie & her late hubby retired west of Jasper in 2012 or so, yes, dirt cheap. Now, most anything in Pickens Co. is $$$, due to ATL boomer retirees. She sold in 2019, doubled her money. Timing in RE is everything.

ron
ron
October 7, 2023 10:20 pm

Enjoyable read. As a farm kid I appreciate that you connect with the land. Like that old saying, “They can take the kid off of the farm, but can’t take the farm out of the kid”, you still have the farm in your blood and would rather be digging a posthole than sitting at some country club. It is like Jay Leno, who is not afraid to get grease under his fingernails. He may have 180 cars and 160 motorcycles, but he does not have the cars because he collects. He connects with the cars and is intrigued by the different engineering approaches and mechanical aspects and is connecting with the history of those vehicles. When I was in a farm field and found a piece of pioneer pottery or an arrowhead, it made me think of all the history that happened on that piece of earth. Enjoy your property.