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Oh yeah, Friday Fail is here and I’m taken prisoner in the Friday Fail Paddywagon – again.
And the roll of paper towels in the spectator chairs is for… ?
In the event of explosive diarrhea, maybe?
I ask myself, why not neither?
100%. I have zero use for either side.
I look at both as welfare recipients of our tax dollars and contributes just as much to our society. Hence, I care not.
First you have to realize that “islamophope” and “antisemite” are two nonsense words that have absolutely no meaning and no realvance.
But why stop at both?
Be diverse, inclusive, and equitable.
Like me.
I hate everybody.
Equally.
…but some more than others.
Depends on the memes.
Guess we’ll all know about me by the end of today…
🤪
We know now, SoH. You post great memes. Unfortunately this is Friday Fail, and you’re supposed to fail here. So you failed . . . which means you succeeded!
Hey, queers, you call yourself an action collective. Well, then collect yourselves, hop over to Gaza, and pick up a gun to fight for Palestine. No? Then stick your virtue signaling up your ass. (No, wait, they like sticking things up their ass, don’t they?)
I will chip in some cash to help get them over there. As long as someone films them getting tossed off the roof of a tall building.
Wondering if these twerps are completely unaware that homosexuality in Gaza carries a 10 year jail sentence. But if Hamas finds you first, you’re toast. Morons.
I would’ve thought there’d be a bunch of homeliness left.
Or at least a black, greasy puddle.
I thought her cankles would still be reamaining.
Friday Fail Poll of the Week
It goes without saying that Israeli leaders win Friday Failure of the week. But did the Hamas attack constitute:
A successful surprise attack by Hamas due to the total failure of Israeli intelligence and defense establishments = thumb up
A false flag wherein Israel let the attack happen to justify wiping out Hamas and taking Gaza and/or to draw the USA into war against Iran = thumb down
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Forgot to add this one, which just may be part of the ‘…plan.’
Because they are not welcome in their neighboring muslim controlled countries.
They can’t ever be.
Why?
Because of the OBLIGATION that states followers of the islam-ideology are REQUIRED to emigrate in order to spread it. Thus not a single OIC country can allow mozlem immigration since it doesn’t meet the requirement to spread the ideology.
maybe they can try Jordan again. if Jordan is tired of dooming the rejected Syrian refugees back to the desert maybe they can get in after all these years?
Bc they (Palistinians) are concidered the niggers of the arab world.
Palestinians (Philistines) & Jews were killing each other before Christ was born, so we are late additions to their hit list.
….This Land is Mine! ….The new series begins.
Ukraine? but… but… but… Ukraine has a Jewish dictator oops I mean President. Good God what the hell kind of world are we living in? A nazi Jew killing jews. WTFH!!
They did it in WWII as well. It was zionist nazis killing zionist sheeple to garner enough outrage and support to create a zionist Israel police state. It is all agenda and lies.
…and taking their stuff re: Soros
HAMAS was started by and controlled by Mossad.
Happy Jihad Friday All!
In honor of it, I added another clip of JHP to the center console.
Clip?
Otherwise known as a magazine.
Every time you call a magazine a “clip”, somewhere a cat gives birth to eight kittens. Now you know.
but I approve of the JHP rounds.
Oh the horror.
Can’t have that…I’d rather it be called a ammoswitchout device rather than have anymore cats in the world.
yep, tfysu.
and keep a sharp look out in case you need it quick?
When I clicked on the thumb down, the count went from 79 to 82 – I had no idea my opinion was so important…
There may be something behind that occurrence there bob.
well at least most are not lobotomised. They need the land now that Ukraine has disappeared into the memory hole
good thing there is no gravity, just relative density and buoyancy, which is why enough speed will overcome.
But what about the gravity of the situation?
There is that.
“That’s heavy, Doc.”
Yer just trying to keep us down, man
I tried this route and got stuck upside down for 3 hrs when LDOT helped me down.
Ahhh, yes, Friday again. Time to grab some popcorn or a stiff drink and enjoy the meme wars. We get to laugh, think and enjoy a great time killer while the left does whatever they do on Friday. Looting, collecting their welfare checks….
Don’t be distracted by the bullshit and enjoy the coming weekend, my friends.
Go Rangers!
Well, Officer, I suppose it was because I was doing twice the speed limit and weaving all over the road. I certainly hope it wasn’t because of the dead body in the trunk.
Cop: “Have you been smoking marijuana? Your eyes look very red?”
Person: “Have you been eating donuts? Your eyes look very glazed
Hey, ChatGPT, I understand my request was ambiguous, but do you understand that 4 does not equal 6? I guess that’s what you get when you hire woke programmers.
American blacks must be pissed about the competition.
They’re dancing a jig.
Way to busy stealing under $900 of Shitz to give a rats ass
Well, then … time to put herr Schwab into a grave … and to send Kissinger back to wherever …
Kissinger can’t be a problem, heck he has to be over 150 y.o.?
Who’re you kidding? They’d steal the gun and balaclava, too.
In the face of overwhelming evidence spread over three counties, I reluctantly had to reject my null hypothesis that the rubber dinghy would provide for a safe landing without parachutes.
Honestly, Harold, do you know how much bother this is going to cause me? Of course, you never made enough to even help me pay for your funeral let alone live decently for the rest of my life. God, you’re thoughtless! And you’re smelling up the place.
Smart women wait till after marriage to establish dominance.
Women marry men expecting them to change, but they don’t. Men marry women expecting them to not change, but they do.
Smart people avoid the whole marriage debacle altogether.
If you find the right person, paperwork is inconsequential.
If it’s the wrong person, paperwork is very consequential.
Menopause has consequences.
Oh Good Lord Yes ! why is it so ? the answer may end court…… ship
nothing turns a meek little lamb into a roaring tiger like a newly printed marriage license!
Is she inviting you to take her from behind? If so I would definitely slam her into reverse.
But can you get to 6th gear without blowing your gasket?
Drove my Chevy to the levy, but the levy was dry.
But did you ‘…prime’ the pump?
Is this a Ford model where the gears always grind when you downshift?
“Grind ’em ’till ya find ’em.”
She is simple, I want more selections,2 ranges and a splitter are always nice.
Luv it Khaan! Split ’em all to keep that ol’ N14 in the power band. 2 speed rear axles are fun too. Recently worked on a Int’l S1700 with an iron DT466, 5 speed Eaton trans and 2 speed rear end…test drive was fun!!!
Them screamin’ Jimmys were insane to drive, oh & Ford L8000 12 yd dump with a 2 stick 5×4 behind the gasoline chugging 472 V-8.
Eaton gearboxes would turn Obamas ” gay boy ” wife straight as an Amish Virgin
Oh and yes there is the Differential…. There is always the difference between … Obama is so Gay, that Macron refuses to kiss his ass because it smells of his Biggus Dickus… ok you asked for it…………..Could I be so crass as to show the receiver of Michael the Big bitch of surfboarding in a Bay
I won the the trifecta! I bet Jews would care the least, Christians the most, and that a spook would steal the results.
Jewish for the win, or the “steal” if he is blind and deaf and does not have a weapon to kill rats
Wow, these two deserve each other.
Her tits?
How romantic.
Where else but Friday fail can we find such useful tips?
And have the hole already dug in advance.
Otherwise, if someone happens to see you, you’ll need to dig a second hole.
For them… Right…. For them
or under the bleacher section of the brand new football stadium?
Ballast.
Cover
All the time.
I’ve gone out to see idiots still wearing masks and thought, “I’m never going out again.” But my wife keeps kicking me out of the house.
I’m not sure which is funnier with showing just how some are dumber than stupid, Friday Fail or the downshitter. I think the downshitter wins.
That’s exactly why I quit going out.
That’s hilarious !
I read the past couple of days where the DAR has decided to accept trannies as members … hopefully none of the Confederate organizations will ever do so.
Bad example. This shot was from Vietnam.
Its showing the execution of a communist soldier they caught dressed as a civilian.
Yes. My point was the communists won that war.
Still good advice, though.
The cat is obviously female !!!
ProbBly the only cat I’d have a beer with…
I also wonder why the media shows the dead victims of Hamas atrocities but not the dead victims of Israeli atrocities.
The answer to both questions is the same: recall who it is who controls the media …
really nothing to see there, just move along. still all about the two important things in life: power and money!
I already have this. You can, too. You just have to be old.
Oh, I should add, you just have to be old now because Social Security/Canada Pension Plan will be handing out worthless dollars soon.
they just announced yesterday giving us a 3.2% SS raise and I went to the grocery store today and they raised prices by 5%??
Well, since all rainbows are apparently gay, they should enjoy prism.
Oh, yes, our Model 69 zipper is our most popular.
No, but he got elected as a US Senator from Pennsylvania.
Which means I hate pretty much everyone I meet.
He must’ve heard the old joke:
Why did the Polish elevator operator lose his job?
Couldn’t learn his route.
During my last visit to Poland (Gdansk) I overheard them telling Dumb American jokes.
Here in New Mexico we used to tell Texas Aggie (attendees of Texas A&M) jokes. They were the same as the Polish jokes but with a different subject.
Here in Texas we still tell Aggie jokes.
Yeah, but you tell them in Spanish.
Spanglish
As told before:
” A lifeboat was adrift after the shrimp boat sank.
On board were a Texan, a Russian, and a Mexican and all were bored.
The Russian reaches into his balalaika case and pulls out a bottle of vodka and says: “In Mother Russia, vwe have all plenty ze vwodka vwe can drrrink!” He chugs the bottle an throws it overboard.
The Mexican sees this, and not to be outdone, reaches under his leaf blower and produces a bottle of Mescal, then chugs it down and yells: “In Mehico, we hab all de tekeeela AhHah!” He chugs his bottle and throws it to the sea.
The Texan takes all this in, spits the Copenhagen overboard, then reaches into his saddlebag and produces a Colt .45 Peacemaker and blows a hole in the Mexican’s forehead and shoves him overboard.
He then turns and looks at the frightened Russian and says: “In Texas, We have plenty of Mexicans.”
Keep College Station Normal
Here in Texas, we don’t have to explain what a Texas Aggie is.
Why? Because they didn’t understand the Polish jokes?
I miss ethnic jokes. We used to be able to laugh at each other without hurting feeeelings. Although, I gotta say, Don Rickles did take it a bit too far for my taste
Mr. Warmth? He certainly pushed the boundaries.
ya know Bob, I just found out something else about me beside being Polish. besides having never flown on an airliner you reminded me that I have also never been in an elevator. just a poor sheltered 77yo boy?
Late one night on a long trip went into the men’s room at a rest area on I-40 in Oklahoma. Someone (not me) had taken a huge dump in stainless steel urinal. That was 20 years ago and I haven’t used rest area facilities since.
Thanks for the visual
Yeah, ya gotta save the short urinal for kids