A trip inside the mind of a Covid jab fanatic

Guest Post by Alex Berenson

She’s like those fabled Japanese soldiers who refused to believe World War 2 was over and wouldn’t surrender

Demand for mRNA Covid jabs has plunged. Americans have moved on from the virus.

But not every American.

Today we walk with Maggie Gordon on her quest to keep her Covid virginity intact.

Maggie seems nice, in a liberal white lady kinda way. She majored in women’s studies and graduated from Syracuse University in 2008. She is married. She writes for the “Houston Landing,” a local nonprofit journalism site.

And Maggie hates Covid.

Does she ever.

As Maggie explained in a column in Houston Landing Monday about the new booster, to avoid getting Sars-Cov-2 in 2020, she “reconfigured” her wedding, and she and her new husband “skipped holidays with our families in the Northeast to say safe.”

So when Pfizer and Moderna gave us the miracle of mRNA, Maggie was ready. When she couldn’t find a vaccine quickly in Houston, she drove “hundreds of miles” to a rural county near the Louisiana border where “they were offering shots to young, healthy adults even during what was supposed to be a phased release.”

Look, when you need a hit of that sweet mRNA, you do what you gotta do.

(But Maggie, all that gas you burned, what about climate change? Hope you planted a tree!)

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These days even Maggie isn’t quite as crazy about Covid as she used to be.

Sometimes she is “able to even forget that COVID-19 circulates among us.” (How can she be so cavalier?!? I’m going to report her to Dr. Jerome Adams, our once-respected former Surgeon General, who now spends his days comparing Covid to car accidents.)

(Nope, not making this up. I wish I were:)

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Anyhoo, back to Maggie.

She is now so relaxed about Covid that she waited weeks – weeks, I tell ya! – for her new booster.

But last Wednesday, the moment of truth arrived.

She rolled up her sleeve and took the shot, either her fourth or more likely fifth shot. (Let’s all take a moment to recall Covid jabs have never been tested past three doses in large or even medium-sized placebo-controlled clinical trials for healthy adults. We have no idea what their long-term effects might be.)

Then the story gets hinky. For Maggie admits the side effects from all her previous shots were brutal:

Every dose of the vaccines has hit me hard. I remember trying to peel myself out of bed after the second shot in April, 2021, knowing I had hours of work ahead of me at my home office, even if it hurt to blink. The fall 2021 booster hit me like a ton of bricks, as it wrapped itself in third-trimester fatigue.

Sounds worse than Covid for a healthy thirty-something woman. But Maggie wouldn’t know. As far as she knows, she has never had Covid, making her the last person in in America who has dodged Sars-Cov-2.

The vaccines must work after all!

Though work is relative. Sure enough, last Wednesday’s jab again laid Maggie low:

[I was] miserable on Thursday. I felt so dizzy and hot when I awoke in the morning to send our toddler off to day care that I had to lay down halfway through putting on her shoes. I went back to bed, where I cursed not being able to roll over onto my left side, due to pain at the shot site…

Am I the only one who suspects Maggie would be far better off dealing with the Omicron runny nose and sore throat than this misery? Especially since no matter how many shots she takes, sooner or later she will get Omicron. And then get it again.

Alas, she’ll have to learn that lesson herself.

Seems more and more that the only people who still fear Covid are those who’ve never had it.

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Anonymous
Anonymous
October 19, 2023 7:54 am

The Greatest Crime in Human History – Video

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Recent convert from deep blue territory testifies:

41 minutes. Inspiring. At 21:40, she announces the number three side effect of Pfizer injection, from Pfizer’s own documents: contracting “covid” – cracking up the audience. It was lies from the git-go. These people are unapologetic criminals. It is time for humanity to make them apologize . . . before they’re hanged.

Resistance is not futile. It is essential . . . and above is evidence of that.

Never back down. Never give in.

“When enough people understand reality, tyrants can literally be ignored out of existence. They can’t ever be voted out of existence.” ― Larken Rose
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Overthrowing the State

Walter
Walter
  Anonymous
October 19, 2023 11:49 am

Naomi wolf may have it right on the COVID situation but she is still a rabid lefty loon otherwise.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Walter
October 19, 2023 1:20 pm

No, she’s not. She has changed a great deal. You clearly haven’t been listening. She certainly has a way to go.

hardscrabble farmer
hardscrabble farmer
October 19, 2023 8:12 am

“As far as she knows, she has never had Covid, making her the last person in in America who has dodged Sars-Cov-2.”

What about everyone who didn’t take the vax and who never got sick, don’t we count?

KJ
KJ
  hardscrabble farmer
October 19, 2023 8:23 am

And she reproduced, proving the maxim, “Dudes will f*ck anything.”

The thirst is real, my friends.

I wonder if her “husband’s” micro penis got micro cuts from the spike proteins stuck in her hoo hah.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  KJ
October 19, 2023 2:17 pm
KJ
KJ
October 19, 2023 8:20 am

Alex Berenson is a jew bastard.

KJ
KJ
  KJ
October 19, 2023 10:23 am

Downvote all you want, goyim. Alex Berenson will still be a jew bastard.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  KJ
October 19, 2023 4:42 pm

Post all you want. You’ll still be irrelevant.

KJ
KJ
  Anonymous
October 19, 2023 5:30 pm

At least I have a name, you cowardly anonymous cocksucker.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  KJ
October 19, 2023 7:11 pm

No, you don’t. You’re just as anonymous. And so brave. What a hero you are, keyboard kommando. Gag on stomach acid, powerless wretch.

Notorious Lurker
Notorious Lurker
  Anonymous
October 20, 2023 11:52 pm

lol, I think this “Anonymous” has a valid point, but he still needs a name so we can tell him from the “Anonymous” that is a fucking retard.

Daddy Joe
Daddy Joe
October 19, 2023 9:16 am

I know the stupid must run vastly deeper than we can imagine. The consequences of stupid are often fatal. I also suspect that stupid often provides a disguise for either suicide or at least a real, attention getting case of victimhood.

DFJ150
DFJ150
October 19, 2023 9:25 am

Look on the bright side. She is now MUCH more likely to be diagnosed with an incurable stage 4 turbo cancer and succumb, than to suffer the horror of some mild cold-like symptoms. BTW, using “nice” and “liberal white lady” in the same sentence is verboten.

Yahsure
Yahsure
October 19, 2023 9:28 am

I met a couple from San Fransico yesterday who wore masks and they were paranoid. The Covid variant season is upon us, the one where the normal winter flu season doesn’t exist.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Yahsure
October 19, 2023 1:21 pm

And as more fall from the killshots, they will demand we resisters be locked down, masked and shot up, sanctioned financially, etc.

B_MC
B_MC
October 19, 2023 9:50 am

Peer-reviewed Study Corroborates That The DEATHVAX™ Causes Myocarditis & Pericarditis

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A French study using nationwide hospital discharge and vaccine data has shown “strong evidence of an increased risk of myocarditis and of pericarditis in the week following vaccination against Covid-19 with mRNA vaccines in both males and females.”

That’s the first week. What happens longer term may be even more concerning as the amyloid buildup increases in the heart and brain, while the p53 protein responsible for surprising cancer and tumor growth is itself suppressed by the cytotoxic spike proteins that being endogenously produced for indefinite periods of time due to the pseudouridine component of the Modified mRNA injection. And there are quite literally thousands of other severe adverse events.

https://www.2ndsmartestguyintheworld.com/p/new-exceedingly-effective-at-being

AKJOHN
AKJOHN
October 19, 2023 11:40 am

Here I am to save the day. Psychowoman.

Anonymous
Anonymous
October 19, 2023 1:43 pm

Stupid Is As Stupid Does …

Shotgun Trooper
Shotgun Trooper
October 19, 2023 2:12 pm

I’m absolutely sure I had covid a coupla times. My neck and shoulders were so sore I hired a local stripper to come over and give me a massage. I might get it again, too.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Shotgun Trooper
October 19, 2023 3:43 pm

Trust the sexual science.

bunnies
bunnies
October 20, 2023 1:50 am

Seems more and more that the only people who still fear Covid are those who’ve never had it

Nope. Only those who are glued to the TV like its a drug of some sort, the ones, as of October 2023, are still wearing masks alone in their cars, and the worst ones are the ones driving. Alone. With a mask. In a convertible. With the top down

VOWG
VOWG
  bunnies
October 20, 2023 7:42 am

A level of stupid that cannot be quantified.

Zulu Foxtrot Golf
Zulu Foxtrot Golf
October 20, 2023 8:32 am

Honestly, the last 30 years of my life have given me one of the greatest shows in history regarding Stockholm syndrome and how easy it is to manipulate masses.

I studied NLP and hypnosis on my own and once you delve into linguistics and programming it is scary how easy it is to bend the average person to your will.

The governments of the world have perfected this en masse as evidenced by media and the interwebz ability to warp most people to whatever they push that conveniences the shit weasels’ whims.

It is ok to regard evey last bit of information received as a means of manipulation and more importantly to be skeptical of eveything. Even the things we are highly confident of being absolutely true. The only absolute truth I know of right now is that I will cease to physically exist at some point be it i the next second or 50 years or whenever my life bill come due. What matters now is to utterly shred every last bit of information received from the government, schools and any fucken imbecile pushing a narrative that makes zero sense. And the ones that do make sense require the most diligence in proving or disproving.

That is where we have failed as social creatures: as lifeforms that can infer, we have deferred ability to slick talking, dick sucking bad players that have every intention of fucking over the decent simpletons that just want to eek out an existence. So, make sure you kick a shit weasel in the baby making area. Although some of those worms are asexual so best just to burn them to a crisp to be sure they cant procreate their kind.

Every breath we take without their permission nourishes my inner rebel.

At some point we will congeal as a fighting unit. Until that time, stay critical folks and question every last fucken word they utter.

ZFG, out.

P.S. Voltaire was right. /end rant