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First to post again. I AM going win the lottery today
BFD.
Who the hell takes a cat tubing???
YAJ
FAIL!
Clown World here we come!
Friday Fail!
https://ibb.co/NKNMqvX
Shit, why did I wake up?
I’ll answer my rhetorical question. Being awake can be depressing, but the truth is the highest ideal, and seeking it is critical for anyone with self respect. Besides, watching dystopia unfold is fascinating. Biden may be the worst president of all time, but watching his continuous fuck ups is perversely entertaining.
Damn, you are one perceptive, entertaining son of bitch Bob P! No wonder I look forward to Fridays so much. That and all the wimmen pictures…
Back at ya’, moos …
Well I hope it’s not that bad moods are caused by everyone around us being idiots, or we’d spend our lives in a bad mood.
Too late.
My bad moods are partly caused by how long it takes to stand up straight.
Ofttimes I am in a bad mood AND there are idiots surrounding me !!!
Ok, I’m stupid, and it’s early morning for me, and I don’t drink coffee. Just WTF am I looking at? Squinting didn’t help. I clicked on the pic, and saw a caption that said “Epstein didn’t kill himself”. I still don’t get it. Some help here?
Hmm…with that upvote, did the upvoter not get it either, or is that person agreeing that I’m stupid? Yes, yes, fine, fine, I’m stupid, can somebody please explain what I’m not seeing now?
I think it says. MICHELLE HAS A DICK.
I’m not sure, but I think it’s pointing out that no student would be able to read anything that’s posted on the wall? I need someone to explain this to me too.
Very cleverly disguised message in LARGE letters …. JEFFREY EPSTEIN DIDN’T KILL HIMSELF … and I’m not a spoiler btw … SheWhoDoesn’tWantToBeNamed already did 😂
If you look very closely for a couple of minutes you’ll notice you wasted a couple of minutes.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Prick.
EPSTEIN DIDN’T KILL HIMSELF. But you probably figured it out since, maybe twice already.
Hold your phone at arms length and then loosely focus on it.
OH! Okay, I see it now. Had to back up from my desk a few feet and squint. Thanks man.
Unfortunately most of the liberties have been peeled away, surrendered with barely a whimper. For your safety of course and the children.
And just which children would those be — the ones the abortionist murders before they’re born … or the ones that they murder afterward with the jabs and everything else that they do to them …
https://vidmax.com/video/223919-hats-off-to-your-jihad-mohamed
A tip of the hat to you.
Safe Firearm Handling: No. 1 thing not to do.
It ain’t just for Democrats anymore.
hasn’t been a republic since 1865
yeah, so sick of hearing these traitors repeat constantly that something is a threat to our Democracy. They are are so stupid and corrupt that our installed politicians don’t even know we are a Republic
While we await some of our regulars, how about a dose of little drummer girl?
wow, that’s a lot of powerful noise? but she is very talented and probably plays along with some good music too!
Time again for the game of Ladders and Tables. Consolation prize is a trip to the Emergency Room.
Those bastard Russians are even better at our music than we are now!
yes but they are very talented musicians on Youtube just like HindleyStreetCountryClub.
I remember the good ol’ daze when the corrupt Rock music was outlawed in Ruskievile, that and blue jeans.
The times they are a changing.
Leonid and Friends are so spot on it’s amazing.
I’ve seen them three times. Best live show I’ve ever seen. They’re amazing.
Thanks for introducing me to these guys (and gal) especially “One Fine Morning”
El Estepario Siberiano
Interwebs this drumming genius.
The best ever.
Talk about “that (guy) isn’t real”. He’s a machine.
Thanks for posting, Bob. I enjoy their cover of One Fine Morning!
BG-
I don’t recall seeing you here so I thought I would welcome you with this little ditty…….
Thank you, Musceldawg – you gave me a great laugh!
I have commented a time or two, but I have not found anything that I believe is Friday Fail worthy.
I am always on the lookout for something to share – this is the place to be on a Friday!
So as I am typing away, let me say for the record that I appreciate all the regular contributors.
No matter what kind of week I have had, Friday Fail always lifts my spirits.
Such a gracious- and humorous – welcome!
The factory was a couple screws loose from the package
Multiply that by about 10 and that’s how many came with the BBQ we bought last week. I’m so talented with my hands, by the time I finished building it, it ended up being a lopsided wheelbarrow.
almost makes you to want to read the directions first? nah!!
Sometimes I wonder about some men and their distain for reading the instructions. Trying to beat the manufacturer at their own game for the sake of ego gratification? Or just impatient and/or lazy?
Not in my case; you get to where you’ve seen this same stuff so many times, you pretty much can look at the finished product and from there it kinda assembles itself. However, if you’ve done that, whether there are spare parts left over at the end or not, if it doesn’t work, then the instructions might just come in handy.
Some manufacturer’s include exactly the number of fasteners needed to assemble, so that when one rolls down the heating duct or drain you have to call their customer service department (on Monday) to get some replacements. Others have mercy on their Customer Service departments and include a few extras.
Really experienced manufacturers look up what Home Depot, Lowe’s and Ace Hardware stock normally and use those in design ….
Often times the directions are in Engrish and the drawings
are completely off.
I do it without thinking, and my wife tells me to let go of it in public.
Bob, Bob, Bob….sheesh…
When I was eight, a nun slapped my hand with a ruler because I scratched my nuts on the playground. My Mom wouldn’t have it, and transfered me out of Catholic school the next week. She was feisty.
I wonder if FastSigns can whip up a few.
I’ll second that!
Often times the directions are completely off. You can always tell when English is a second language to the people who wrote them.
My husband ordered a drip irrigator timer; all the instructions were in chinese. He suggested we dine at the local chinese buffet and ask the waitress to translate.
usually it is because the directions were written by someone who does not speak english and then translated into english by someone who does not speak english.
I’ll give ya that.
Unfortunately there are men who are so mechanically inept they have trouble getting toast out of the toaster without burning themselves. And then there’s me.
We’ve had the same toaster for 20 years. Was only 2 years ago that hubs figured out there was a crumb tray in it. And he only found that out when I yelled at him for smoking the toast.
Does your toast smoke well? Come in a menthol flavor?
We don’t like menthol.
You’re describing my son. God knows I tried, but he can barely tell a slotted from a Phillips from a hex key. I’m deeply ashamed….
As well you should be. I’m a lowly female, yet I own more tools than a woman in Idaho is allowed to have…and I know how to use them. I’d rather visit the tool section of Home Depot than the jewelry section of DeBeers.
I never read the directions for two reasons.
1. It would spoil the adventure
2. I’d start coloring the pictures and forget what I was doing. Coloring in lines is hard, like maff.
I can sure identify with moos. It IS hard, like maff.
Instructions are back-up.
….If all else fails, read the stinking de-structions.
Sometimes I wonder why women can never shut the fuck up.
Just one.
Twine in the gears
looks like the gears of a ppr shredder.
Looks like a nig wig.
Keeps the gears from wobbling, right?
fence hot wire in your rotary mower/brush hog is even worse
Not to be critical, but what the fuck is this supposed to be? Some sort of representation of the useless trinkets that people waste their money on nowadays?
Yeah, that’s the third pic so far that I didn’t quite get what was going on.
I think we found our down voter on those beautiful chick pics
LOL!
Not me. I never DV chick pics. I generally don’t UV either, but I try not to be the wet blanket at the party.
Is this another one that, if you stand on your head, balancing the screen on your left knee, by the light of the 3/4 moon, and squint, it says “Epstein did not kill himself?”
In the local fire station
Is this the deep state’s way of telling us Maxine Waters will be president in 2024?
yep, the Hildabeast is still lurking for a chance.
JFC, NOOOO!!!! That broad is a menace!
Good God, kill me now….
It’s a trap!
Someone asked last week if this movie could be done now. I created this to show it can.
I think this is a false flag. Israel deliberately launched a dud Hamas soldier to wake Biden up so he’ll agree to send even more billions to Israel.
Canadian army’s most modern trucks passed their useful life back in 1987. The last replacement part was manufactured in 1995. You should see all the rubber bands holding our fighter jets together.
Wut?? Its what powers them. You ever see the pipes on the guyz that gotta twist them bands up? Like popeye
That’s how you electronics guys fix mechanical stuff
How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None. That’s a hardware problem.
I got all those zip ties for free, you got a bunch of them too, so heck yeah! I am down to my last bag with about 600 left out of the 1000 in that bag. At least the ones we have been using were the black UV and heat resistant ones. Those white ones suck.
I’m a retired electrician, but I’d have started off with duct tape.
Should’ve added some duct tape.
Nothing is as permanent as a temporary repair.
Ahh yes, we were taught the three R’s decades ago- Reading, Writing and Arithmatic. No wonder our society can’t spell.
… Love the peeps who makes these kind of memes, the slow bouncing ball puts this over the top.
And the guy cheering that second bounce!
If she has a boyfriend, why is she on Tender?
“I have a boyfriend.”
“Would you be interested in an upgrade?”
Jeff put all his money into his invention and lost it all, so his wife left him.
Don’t you just love happy endings?
A true romantic. Does your wife hate you?
Not enough…yet
She might if she ever saw some of the shit he posts on here. LOL
…. They “ran into” each other at the optical shop getting new eye glasses.
The opposite of love isn’t hate.
The opposite of love is indifference.
I am indifferent to that comment.
Mine can’t live without me. I’m doomed.
Plus, they’re hopelessly tangled.
But multi-colored, and that is their strength!
Biden supporters are just like Xmas lights. They all hang together and just like Jeffery Epstein, they didn’t hang themselves.
Yeah, but we can dream, right?
Okay, I didn’t rescue the orphans before the tidal wave hit, but I have a really good excuse.
That is a high priority delivery!
Beer run!
party plane?
So if a shoot out happens or you are attacked, are you supposed to run to the booze side first or around your vehicle to the gun side first?!? Confused.
I’m thinking this is just dumb, but I’m no expert, and would keep the gun in my vehicle where I can get easy access to it. I dunno, maybe just old fashioned.
Ya gotta think like James Bond…whatever that means.
Guns and beer in the truck can get you arrested. This is MY kinda truck!
Gonna shake up the beer.
The beer and the gun belong in the cab for easy access during emergencies.
These are just the back-ups. For those just in case moments.
But does it keep the beer cold and the ammo dry?
Hmmm, back to not associating my nom de guerre with my posts.
But does it keep the beer cold and the ammo dry?
Re the dually with the boat rack, I once had a 1959 VW bus with the same… Besides, Skippy left the receiver in it so you can spend the weekend at the lake nursing a compound fractured shin! Sorry, I’d call that a failure.
Peace, L.
Wow! 1500# for the trailer and 3500# for the boat? Scary.
Can you imagine if he did this for a Hyundai?
She does not look very happy. Not a good start there, bub.
….I don’t see the problem.
*pause here for a rollage of the eyeballs*
She’ll be banging the pool boy in a week anyway.
….She already is and has been for a while.
Along with a sigh and head shake.
she’s allowing it because she is calculating what her half of that car is going to cost him in about 6 months
And all those murders…..
I enjoyed a cheeseburger, fries, and a Coors beer at the Hard Rock Cafe in downtown Saigon on a business trip in 2012. Ho Chi Minh t-shirts were for sale in the departure lounge at the Tan Son Nhat airport. Remind me, did the communists win?
Yes. Here too.
Talk about a distraction.
Both of them!
This used to represent the essence of America. To me it still does.
The official fez of the Kentucky Shriners.
And rock stars.
You have to ask yourself why . . . someone hasn’t snuffed the prick out yet.
Gotta admit if I could, I would. And eliminate all the Davos fuckers too.
You know what, even after Bill croaks his foundations will live on, continuing to be a menace to the world in perpetuity.
Showerin’ in Chicongo!
Happens with all the pretty women I see nowadays.
Shame on you Bob. Turning on a pretty woman and then leaving.
I’m used to it.
Oh this brings back a lot of memories from when I did magic mushrooms.
All the ammunition having been diverted to Israel, Ukraine is now launching cats at the Russians.
At least they’re making use of them.
Ah, there you are!
I guess our resident cat hater isn’t around yet to entertain us with his cat hating wit yet.
Well, who am I to disappoint?
YWFTSU!
Or decided he didn’t need the instructions and would find our for himself how to work it.
I have a sneaky suspicion that SHE would tell him how to do things. On the other hand, if he pissed her off, when asked why, she would say, “If you don’t know, I’m not going to tell you.”
Then maybe that apple would still be on the tree.
That’s what you are suppose to do, right?
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