Muslim Reaches Heaven

Submitted by Keith B.

Abu al-Zarqawi died and George Washington met him at the Pearly Gates.
He slapped him across the face and yelled, “How dare you try to
destroy the nation I helped conceive!”

Patrick Henry approached, punched him in the nose and shouted, “You
wanted to end our liberties but you failed!”

James Madison followed, kicked him in the groin and said, “This is why
I allowed our government to provide for the common defense!”

Thomas Jefferson was next, beat al-Zarqawi with a long cane and
snarled “It was Evil men like you who inspired me to write the
Declaration of Independence.”

The beatings and thrashings continued as George Mason, James Monroe
and 66 other early Americans unleashed their anger on the terrorist
Leader.

As al-Zarqawi lay bleeding and in pain, an Angel appeared. Al- Zarqawi
wept and said, “This is not what you promised me.”

The Angel replied, “I told you there would be 72 Virginians waiting
for you in Heaven. What did you think I said?”

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17 Comments
YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
November 1, 2023 7:49 pm

George Washington warned us of getting involved in foreign wars.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  YourAverageJoe
November 1, 2023 8:12 pm

“An adequate defense at the coast” (and nothing more).
~ Smedley Butler, USMC: https://ratical.org/ratville/CAH/warisaracket.html

To summarize: Three steps must be taken to smash the war racket.

We must take the profit out of war.

We must permit the youth of the land who would bear arms to decide whether or not there should be war.

We must limit our military forces to home defense purposes.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Anonymous
November 2, 2023 5:23 am

From the halls of Montezuma to the shores of Tripoli..
His view didn’t last long in the corp!
,

Anonymous
Anonymous
  YourAverageJoe
November 1, 2023 9:03 pm

George Washington warned us of getting involved in foreign wars.

By making us into a foreign country so we could go to war against ourselves.

k31
k31
  YourAverageJoe
November 1, 2023 10:08 pm

All those traitors said a bunch of crap to excuse themselves from the consequences of their treason called Federalism.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  k31
November 2, 2023 5:20 am

Monroe was for intervention as long as it stayed in the western hemisphere.

The True Nolan
The True Nolan
  YourAverageJoe
November 2, 2023 2:16 pm

So did Ron Paul — but the RINOs stabbed him in the back and the MSM accused him of being “the crazy uncle” of the Republican Party. And NO ONE seemed to understand the difference between an isolationist and a non-interventionist.

Anonymous
Anonymous
November 1, 2023 8:08 pm

I was just telling my older neighbor the same joke this afternoon!

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Anonymous
November 1, 2023 9:09 pm

There are people older than boomers?

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Anonymous
November 1, 2023 9:23 pm

The oldest boomer is 78 (1945).

Iska Waran
Iska Waran
  Anonymous
November 1, 2023 10:32 pm

Keanu Boomer (59)
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BL
BL
  Anonymous
November 2, 2023 11:21 am

My brothers are 88 and 90, I have four neighbors over 90. Pre-Boomer geezers are everywhere.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Anonymous
November 2, 2023 6:09 pm

The Boomer generation started in 1946.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Anonymous
November 2, 2023 5:46 am

the greatest generation and the silent generation. They are both around still in the Federal government.

Pegleg
Pegleg
  Anonymous
November 2, 2023 7:36 am

You will be surprised how fast you get to that age, and what the younger generations think of you when you do. It is a cycle that repeats itself endlessly.

Anonymous
Anonymous
November 1, 2023 9:08 pm

The guy never left the middle-east to the best of my knowledge. Yet he was cited as an example of why we needed to invade Iraq, for reasons.

Which time was this he died? Even the final one was so long ago there were soon be voters born after his death.

Reaper
Reaper
November 2, 2023 9:17 am

If infantrymen around the world unionized, we could go on strike if some. Dip-sh-t wanted to start a war.