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Nocte_Volens
Nocte_Volens
November 3, 2023 2:08 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  Nocte_Volens
November 3, 2023 2:24 pm

Fat and fatter give dumb and dumber a run for their money.

Nocte_Volens
Nocte_Volens
November 3, 2023 2:10 pm

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YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  Nocte_Volens
November 3, 2023 6:20 pm

Houston’s Mayor likes Fridays too.

Nocte_Volens
Nocte_Volens
November 3, 2023 2:11 pm

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Muscledawg
Muscledawg
  Nocte_Volens
November 5, 2023 9:25 am

Absolutely stunning!
I just had to find out who she is, so………….
Short Biography
Mirei Kiritani (桐谷 美玲, Kiritani Mirei, born 16 December 1989) is a Japanese actress, model, and news anchor. She appeared in the film Kimi ni Todoke, Usagi Drop, and Arakawa Under the Bridge. She also appeared in the drama Andō Lloyd: A.I. knows Love?, Gunshi Kanbei, Hell Teacher Nūbē, and so on. Since 2012, she anchors the NTV’s news program News Zero every Tuesday. In 2015, she played the lead role in the vampire film Koisuru Vampire and also the lead role in the Netflix original series Atelier.

Nocte_Volens
Nocte_Volens
November 3, 2023 2:32 pm

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The True Nolan
The True Nolan
  Nocte_Volens
November 3, 2023 2:46 pm

Yowzer! My name is True Nolan, and I approve of this message!

Plato v2.0
Plato v2.0
  Nocte_Volens
November 3, 2023 3:33 pm

Haaarumpf!!!

Old Goat
Old Goat
  Nocte_Volens
November 3, 2023 5:27 pm

What fag downvoted this fine Asian specimen???

JohnGarand1941
JohnGarand1941
  Old Goat
November 3, 2023 8:14 pm

If you have to ask, You haven’t been around these parts very long……

Ironically Satirical
Ironically Satirical
  Old Goat
November 3, 2023 10:37 pm

Maybe her father?

Nocte_Volens
Nocte_Volens
November 3, 2023 3:23 pm

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Nocte_Volens
Nocte_Volens
November 3, 2023 3:24 pm

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Nocte_Volens
Nocte_Volens
November 3, 2023 3:24 pm

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Nocte_Volens
Nocte_Volens
November 3, 2023 3:25 pm

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Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
  Nocte_Volens
November 3, 2023 4:02 pm

It comes up ‘403 Forbidden’ … stop being such tease, NV …

Nocte_Volens
Nocte_Volens
  Anthony Aaron
November 3, 2023 5:42 pm

sorry

Ironically Satirical
Ironically Satirical
  Nocte_Volens
November 3, 2023 10:38 pm

Must have been a real good one.

Nocte_Volens
Nocte_Volens
November 3, 2023 3:27 pm

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Nocte_Volens
Nocte_Volens
November 3, 2023 3:29 pm

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Ironically Satirical
Ironically Satirical
  Nocte_Volens
November 3, 2023 10:39 pm

Ah, yes, the backwards belly buster.

Nocte_Volens
Nocte_Volens
November 3, 2023 3:32 pm

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Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
  Nocte_Volens
November 4, 2023 12:47 am

Mila Kunis?

Putting on the foil
Putting on the foil
  Nocte_Volens
November 4, 2023 5:25 pm

Shut up, Meg.

Nocte_Volens
Nocte_Volens
November 3, 2023 3:32 pm

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Nocte_Volens
Nocte_Volens
November 3, 2023 3:33 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
November 3, 2023 3:57 pm

This is from a ZH poster’s handle pic.
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YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  Anonymous
November 3, 2023 9:03 pm

Surprised the fag Tyler’s didn’t ban the poster.

Student of History
Student of History
November 3, 2023 4:13 pm

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Student of History
Student of History
November 3, 2023 4:19 pm

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Student of History
Student of History
November 3, 2023 4:24 pm

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JohnGarand1941
JohnGarand1941
  Student of History
November 3, 2023 8:20 pm

I don’t get it. But it is offensive to me. Because the Man on the cross gave me life eternal. I have read about it, I know it is coming. The Man on the cross warned me it was. Everything has been written before the beginning of time. I really know what is going to come next….. Interested?

Trev
Trev
  JohnGarand1941
November 3, 2023 10:01 pm

Just the repetition of idiotic talking points to try to degrade Christianity. They will be held to account very soon, those who refuse to bow the knee to Christ Jesus.

Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
  Student of History
November 4, 2023 12:48 am

Don’t forget … the Roman soldiers were merely doing the bidding of the jews …

Fxchr
Fxchr
  Anthony Aaron
November 4, 2023 1:04 pm

Doesn’t make them any less complicit.

Student of History
Student of History
November 3, 2023 4:29 pm

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Ironically Satirical
Ironically Satirical
  Student of History
November 3, 2023 10:42 pm

Farringdon mice: Notorious for running up legs and biting balls.

Student of History
Student of History
November 3, 2023 4:29 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
November 3, 2023 5:22 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
November 3, 2023 5:24 pm

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YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  USA Cowboy
November 3, 2023 9:06 pm

These ain’t jewels she’s talking about, really don’t cost that much…

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
November 3, 2023 5:26 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
November 3, 2023 5:27 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
November 3, 2023 5:28 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  USA Cowboy
November 3, 2023 7:07 pm

Some AI algorithm must’ve translated this from Latin.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Bob P
November 3, 2023 10:39 pm

Not just that, but from nig latin.

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
November 3, 2023 5:31 pm
A9racer
A9racer
  USA Cowboy
November 3, 2023 8:18 pm

I love dogs

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  A9racer
November 3, 2023 9:07 pm

Me too

fujigm
fujigm
  USA Cowboy
November 3, 2023 9:10 pm

Good doggy.

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
November 3, 2023 5:42 pm

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Kiss My Grits
Kiss My Grits
  USA Cowboy
November 5, 2023 2:14 am

Normally that occurs at the bottom of hills.

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
November 3, 2023 5:43 pm

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YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  USA Cowboy
November 3, 2023 6:31 pm

Hahahahaahahaha!
When I was single and lived in an apartment, I took care of the neighbors cat while she went out of town.
While I was at work, the maintenance man entered my apt and saw the litter box.
I got a notice to pay a pet deposit, and in spite of my explanation, they insisted I pay up and I told them to fuck themselves, so they told me my lease would not be renewed.
My washer and dryer were in a locked enclosure on my porch and I unhooked the hot water hose from my washer and put it down the drain pipe and turned the water on full blast.
For 3 months, that heated water went straight down the drain. I enjoyed the notices from the management office asking tenants to report water leaks during that time.
FAFO.

MMinWA
MMinWA
  YourAverageJoe
November 4, 2023 11:06 am

So you’re an asshole. Got it.

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  MMinWA
November 4, 2023 1:00 pm

When provoked, you bet your fuckin ass.

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
November 3, 2023 5:43 pm

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YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  USA Cowboy
November 3, 2023 6:35 pm

And we have a lifetime of experience in Revenge.

Retirednottired
Retirednottired
  USA Cowboy
November 4, 2023 12:33 am

And life in prison doesn’t mean as much as it used to mean.

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
November 3, 2023 5:45 pm

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JohnGarand1941
JohnGarand1941
  USA Cowboy
November 3, 2023 8:27 pm

Carrol O’Connor and Jean Stapleton. For those who were just a twinkle in their parents eyes.

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  JohnGarand1941
November 3, 2023 9:09 pm

Stifle yourself!

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
November 3, 2023 5:46 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
November 3, 2023 5:48 pm

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YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  USA Cowboy
November 3, 2023 6:36 pm

Hahahaahahahahaha

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
November 3, 2023 5:49 pm

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YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  USA Cowboy
November 3, 2023 6:36 pm

Commander, but point taken

rhs jr
rhs jr
  YourAverageJoe
November 5, 2023 2:20 am

The new Navy Chief of Operations is a winner too.

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
November 3, 2023 7:51 pm
USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
November 3, 2023 7:52 pm
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