California Proposes Another Minimum Wage Increase So People Can Afford Products Made More Expensive By Previous Minimum Wage Increase

Via The Babylon Bee

SACRAMENTO, CA — Governor Gavin Newsom has called on the California state legislature to pass yet another minimum wage increase so that citizens can afford the products that have been made more expensive due to the previous minimum wage increase, sources confirmed Thursday.

“This new wage increase will help California households keep up with the increase in the cost of goods and services increased by the last wage increase,” Newsom told reporters at a “Fight for $50” press conference. “There will be no negative effects from this wage increase. And if there are, we will just increase the minimum wage yet another time.”

“It’s a foolproof plan.”

Some economists question the validity of this strategy, pointing out that it’s only likely to lead to the rapid replacement of human workers with kiosks and robots. But these economists are probably far-right Nazi sympathizers, according to experts, and their old tweets are currently being looked at.

At publishing time, Newsom had hurriedly replaced his “Fight for $50” slogan with “Fight for $100” as the price of products had skyrocketed once again.

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25 Comments
B_MC
B_MC
November 5, 2023 5:15 pm

In case you were wondering what prompted the BB article….

Fast food workers to get a $20 minimum wage in CA

California fast food workers will be paid at least $20 per hour next year under a new law signed Thursday by Gov. Gavin Newsom.

When it takes effect on April 1, fast food workers in the state will have among the highest minimum wages in the country, according to data compiled by the University of California-Berkeley Center for Labor Research and Education. The state’s minimum wage for all other workers is at $15.50 per hour and is already among the highest in the nation…

The $20 minimum wage is just a starting point. The law creates a fast food council that has the power to increase that wage each year through 2029 by 3.5% or the change in averages for the U.S. Consumer Price Index for urban wage earners and clerical workers, whichever is lower.

Kind of an interesting loophole….

The raise takes effect on April 1 and applies to workers at restaurants that have at least 60 locations nationwide — with an exception for restaurants that make and sell their own bread, like Panera Bread.

https://www.cbsnews.com/losangeles/news/fast-food-workers-to-get-a-20-minimum-wage-in-ca/

Anonymous
Anonymous
  B_MC
November 5, 2023 7:10 pm

Bugers in California now cost $40 for a quarter pounder, they need another raise!

TN Patriot
TN Patriot
  B_MC
November 5, 2023 8:22 pm

I wonder how much Panera paid for the exemption. Jimmy John’s and Subway also bake their own bread in the store.

49%mfer
49%mfer
  TN Patriot
November 6, 2023 10:13 am

— with an exception for restaurants that make and sell their own bread, like Panera Bread.

But I don’t think Subway and JJ’s sell their bread (outside of what your sandwich is made on).

TN Patriot
TN Patriot
  49%mfer
November 6, 2023 1:34 pm

JJ’s does as yesterday’s loaf. It would not be much of a step for Subway to start selling theirs to avoid the catastrophe of this absurd government mandate.

ze bugs
ze bugs
November 5, 2023 5:27 pm

It’s becoming increasingly difficult to distinguish the Babylon Bee from actual reality. America is a sitcom.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  ze bugs
November 5, 2023 6:47 pm

And like most sitcoms, the writers are Jewish.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Anonymous
November 5, 2023 7:28 pm

And most of the audience are insouciants.

Pegleg
Pegleg
  ze bugs
November 6, 2023 6:34 am

The Bee is the truth, and the truth is a lie.

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
November 5, 2023 5:28 pm

That bear should be eating his head in real life.

Iska Waran
Iska Waran
  YourAverageJoe
November 5, 2023 5:48 pm

I lol’d at that picture. Looks like it’s whispering sweet gay nothings into his ear.

I recently found out electricity costs 45 cents per KWH in the Bay Area. Versus 18 cents here. And they want everybody to drive electric cars. Ha ha.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Iska Waran
November 5, 2023 7:11 pm

They want an EV in every garage, not people actually driving them.

TN Patriot
TN Patriot
  Iska Waran
November 5, 2023 8:25 pm

My electricity is hovers between $.10 & $.11 / KWH. It was $.09 when Joey was selected to be resident.

Edward Brault
Edward Brault
November 5, 2023 6:00 pm

Will somebody PLEASE explain this idiot the meaning of the term “Inflationary spiral”!

arrow
arrow
  Edward Brault
November 5, 2023 10:41 pm

Haha… wouldn’t matter.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  arrow
November 6, 2023 5:53 am

it won’t matter, you’re right. He will be somewhere in Washington working at some position for FedGov when cali’s slow collapse turns into freefall. Everyone has a bag of cash from their $1000 a week job mopping floors but stores are closing and fastfood is a $100+ dinner for family of four, electricity is rationed with brownouts, crime is free-roving, and hard-working, tax-paying whites are fleeing. You see more mexico flags on cars and bldgs than US ones in Southern Cali and the only reason it hasn’t ceded to mehico is because they’d lose the free chit if they did.

It IS Mehico by all practical purposes, it is just USA enough to keep up the bennies.

k31
k31
  Edward Brault
November 5, 2023 10:41 pm

Who wants to be left holding the bag on an inflationary spiral?

Anonymous
Anonymous
November 5, 2023 6:04 pm

The Minimum Wage Outlaws Jobs

Minimum wage:
https://www.lewrockwell.com/?s=minimum+wage+won%27t+work
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This seems related:

“I contend that for a nation to try to tax itself into prosperity is like a man standing in a bucket and trying to lift himself up by the handle.” ― Winston S. Churchill

his kink/perversion?
his kink/perversion?
November 5, 2023 7:22 pm

Little boys? Little girls? Puppies? Kittens? Or is he more sports oriented? Catcher for big mike?

A cruel accountant
A cruel accountant
November 5, 2023 9:23 pm

Will work for cash

No taxes
No min wage
No fico
No regulation
Paid daily

Anonymous
Anonymous
November 6, 2023 8:50 am

I want to know what the other bears are doing while the one we can see tongues Newsome’s ear.

Sieve
Sieve
November 6, 2023 10:43 am

it’s pretty clear…california will go bust sooner than later!…it’s the main reason people are leaving and avoiding going there!

Anonymous
Anonymous
November 6, 2023 12:03 pm

So while the one bear licks Newsom’s ear, what are the other two bears….um.. .. licking?

Walter
Walter
November 6, 2023 10:44 pm

The proletariat is conditioned to understand government determines wages.