DUBLIN — Overlooked in the chaotic situation that unfolded in recent days, Irish citizens made history as they engaged in violent rioting while completely sober for the first time ever.
“This is truly unprecedented,” said Professor Blake Rumsey, sociologist and lead historian at the Institute of Knowledge. “Throughout recorded history, we’ve never seen this type of Irish upheaval in the absence of copious amounts of beer, whiskey, and Bailey’s Irish Cream. It is both surprising and impressive to see Irish citizens proving their collective ability to stage a riot while not the least bit intoxicated.”
Irish citizens in Dublin began to violently protest the nation’s unfettered immigration policies after a migrant injured multiple children last week, shocking authorities with both the riot itself and their sobriety. “We surein’ were not expectin’ a wild band o’ sober hooligans,” said Patrick O’Shaughnessy, Dublin Police spokesman. “We’re used t’dealin’ with a rowdy bunch o’ drunken rabble-rousers, but this was very different. Turns out rioters are much more dangerous when they aren’t properly hammered.”
Researchers had to look all the way back to the early 1700s to find a comparable event, though it is believed the Irish protestors at the time were still hung over and rioting over wanting more whiskey. “We thought that Unrest of 1716 may have been the last sober riot,” Rumsey said, “I guess we were wrong.”
At publishing time, Dublin authorities were reportedly trying to decide between facing additional sober rioters or attempting to ply the mob with alcohol.
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It has been said that God created whiskey to keep the Irish from taking over the world.
Must take a lot of potatoes to make 6 pints of whiskey
This thread is infested with fekkin eeejits
then find a better a tie in between your comment and your image
Flash is the male analogue of Crabigail Adams: smarter and holier than thou. We little people just don’t get it.
Ha.
The far right holier than thou
are far less terrifying than the far left holier than thou.
But they are both dangerously wrong about… … ..a lot.
I’m positive you’re on to something there.
True
Proverbs 20:1 Context
1Wine is a mocker, strong drink is raging: and whosoever is deceived thereby is not wise.
2The fear of a king is as the roaring of a lion: whoso provoketh him to anger sinneth against his own soul. 3It is an honour for a man to cease from strife: but every fool will be meddling. 4The sluggard will not plow by reason of the cold; therefore shall he beg in harvest, and have nothing.
I find this satirical article disgusting.
We should all be Irish, by practicing Irish Democracy.
It is getting pretty dated. Let’s just all agree that no matter the color, humans treat other like shit the world over. Just gotta shake my head when they trot this shit out.
At least they got off their asses and did something about all the invaders.
Yeah, but you have to remember they are a much smaller nation than US. The demographic was also a LOT more homogeneous than US until recently. It’s a completely different social dynamic.
Fuck the jew vermin at the lame Babylon bee. One Irishman is worth more than the lot of them
There’s that drunken Irish temper now!
If you can’t laugh at yourself then truly you lack what life has to offer most….humility.
I have a lot to be humble about. I conceal that as best i can.
Congrats. You’re normal. Some are better at it than others, but everyone tries. I’ve scrutinized a TON of them myself.