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MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  Administrator
December 10, 2023 8:44 am

As a scientist, I approve this message.

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  Administrator
December 10, 2023 8:45 am

That’s been the economic vision of American government since the early 1900s.

The True Nolan
The True Nolan
  Administrator
December 10, 2023 7:32 pm

And grateful that Congress got another pay raise.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Administrator
December 11, 2023 9:37 pm

i did middle management.This is absolutely true.

Anonyther
Anonyther
  Administrator
December 10, 2023 7:48 am

Othering Heights:

“Feral niggers.”

“Dirty stinking jews.”

“Pavement apes.”

A9racer
A9racer
  Anonyther
December 10, 2023 8:34 am

“Feral niggers.”
Propaganda?
Tons of video exist showing what happens when the low IQ MF’s get together.
Bet your poor, liberal heart bleeds for them. Your white guilt clamors for social justice.
Go get you ass of the couch and help out in their communities. You know… like BLM has done.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  A9racer
December 10, 2023 9:18 am

Those pallets of bricks that mysteriously showed up at the riots aren’t gonna throw themselves.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  A9racer
December 11, 2023 9:38 pm

Naah. Total waste of time. Nigs gonna nog. It’s genetic.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Anonyther
December 11, 2023 4:36 am

Accurate so far, go on…

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Administrator
December 10, 2023 9:19 am

STOP IT , they are not dumb , they are TRAITORS

10ffgrid
10ffgrid
  Administrator
December 10, 2023 3:14 pm

As most democrat voters think ………

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Administrator
December 11, 2023 9:39 pm

That’s why Democrats want 15 year olds to vote.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Administrator
December 10, 2023 3:17 pm

The democrat military.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Administrator
December 11, 2023 9:41 pm

Saw some of this shyte when i was in the Air Force,and i am Viet Nam War era.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Administrator
December 11, 2023 9:42 pm

Vivek does liven things up.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Administrator
December 10, 2023 7:52 am
SomeGuyManDude
SomeGuyManDude
December 10, 2023 9:14 am

You know, I think we’ve finally come to that point where some things just aren’t funny anymore. We try to make jokes about a lot of things now that desperately need action taken against… and nobody lifts a finger… our children and grand children will curse us for what we have allowed to continue.

KaD
KaD
  SomeGuyManDude
December 10, 2023 11:29 am

Americans have had it too good for too long and have become fat, lazy, stupid, and entitled. Action isn’t going to happen until people don’t have food on their plates.

The True Nolan
The True Nolan
  KaD
December 10, 2023 7:37 pm

Blood in the streets, in their neighborhood, and no food on the plate.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  SomeGuyManDude
December 10, 2023 11:48 am

Au contraire!!!! I’ve spent the last three years trying to explain to any who were within earshot, including my children (who will likely never have children of their own), just what was happening and how fucked up everything was getting and how fucked up everything was going to ultimately get. I cried every day for two years straight while i watched friends, neighbors, and family members get sick and die (including a 22 year old triple jabbed niece from cancer).
All that earned me was sideways looks, denials (“that cant happen here”), abandonment or avoidance and a lifetime supply of Reynolds Wrap. What I can see now is how fucking funny it all is. Mass death, war, pestilence, famine, hate, poison, murder . . . it’s all just a massive joke. The best part is the punchline. I was the biggest joke of all for trying to wake people up to the horror that they utterly refuse to admit exists.
Laugh clown, laugh!!!!!

Old Vet
Old Vet
  Anonymous
December 10, 2023 12:11 pm

I sadly concur……..still have a dear friend that doesn’t believe the vaxx is bad for you??

ArKayne
ArKayne
  Anonymous
December 10, 2023 4:10 pm

Yep. There’s hardly a day that I don’t sit and listen to Five Finger Death Punch’s song “Full Circle” and totally relate. It’s heavy on the metal and (some) language but it is sooooo prescient.

I know I’m never gonna change the world,
I’m not sure that I could, even if I tried.
I know that I’m never gonna save the world,
so I’ll sit here laughing as it all goes by.

This is not a test…

tigger
tigger
  Anonymous
December 11, 2023 3:53 am

Me too! A complete waste of energy and breath

Anonymous
Anonymous
December 10, 2023 9:56 am

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Anonymous
December 10, 2023 9:57 am

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  Anonymous
December 10, 2023 3:25 pm

Already checked that box.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Anonymous
December 11, 2023 9:44 pm

I have never bought anything from Starbucks.

Anonymous
Anonymous
December 10, 2023 9:59 am

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Anonymous
Anonymous
December 10, 2023 10:03 am

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  Anonymous
December 11, 2023 12:09 am

Most of the cretins are sex offenders!

Anonymous
Anonymous
December 10, 2023 10:17 am

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Anonymous
Anonymous
December 10, 2023 10:18 am

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Anonymous
Anonymous
December 10, 2023 10:20 am

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Anonymous
Anonymous
December 10, 2023 10:21 am

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Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
  Anonymous
December 10, 2023 1:14 pm

Maybe she’s the reason folks in SFO poop in the streets … you’re looking at it bass-ackwards.

Anonymous
Anonymous
December 10, 2023 10:22 am

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Anonymous
Anonymous
December 10, 2023 10:23 am

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Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
  Anonymous
December 10, 2023 1:16 pm

Lots of folks seem to misunderstand the Bill of Rights … they seem to think that it grants US our freedoms … when, in truth, it is there to prohibit the Government from infringing on our Rights.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Anthony Aaron
December 11, 2023 9:47 pm

Most Americans are both stupid,and lazy. and 100K in debt from college loans.

Anonymous
Anonymous
December 10, 2023 10:24 am

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Anonymous
Anonymous
December 10, 2023 10:28 am

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AND DONT USE SELF CHECKOUT

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Anonymous
December 11, 2023 4:43 am

Gotta use self checkout. How else will you get the discount?

Bauls
Bauls
  Anonymous
December 11, 2023 9:18 pm

Well the one open register is ran by the slowest, oldest lady that could find, and your food would be expired by the time she checked you out. In small town sometimes you only got 1 option without a road trip, so there is that. Will say I hate the self checkout and have yet to receive my employee discounts

Anonymous
Anonymous
December 10, 2023 10:31 am

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Anonymous
Anonymous
December 10, 2023 10:33 am

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  Anonymous
December 11, 2023 4:44 am

Forty dollar hotdogs. Read their menu prices. They are insane.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Anonymous
December 11, 2023 9:49 pm

Paid for with OTM. ( Other People’s Money )

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Anonymous
December 11, 2023 9:48 pm

“Meets Expectations.”

Anonymous
Anonymous
December 10, 2023 10:46 am

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10ffgrid
10ffgrid
  Anonymous
December 10, 2023 3:43 pm

Sickening – literally.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Anonymous
December 11, 2023 9:50 pm

They also comped the doctors to push the vaccines.

Anonymous
Anonymous
December 10, 2023 10:48 am

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If you look around the poker table and cant spot the sucker —- ITS YOU

Anonymous
Anonymous
December 10, 2023 10:49 am

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Anonymous
Anonymous
December 10, 2023 10:55 am

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Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
  Anonymous
December 10, 2023 1:19 pm

Don’t disobey the globalists … destroy them … all of them … 

Anonymous
Anonymous
December 10, 2023 10:56 am

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Anonymous
Anonymous
December 10, 2023 10:59 am

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Anonymous
Anonymous
December 10, 2023 11:09 am

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The Central Scrutinizer
The Central Scrutinizer
  Anonymous
December 10, 2023 11:26 am

That’s muh tee shirt right there!

Anonymous
Anonymous
December 10, 2023 11:10 am

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Anonymous
Anonymous
December 10, 2023 11:11 am

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Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
  Anonymous
December 10, 2023 1:21 pm

A lot of them can’t read and/or write, either …

Anonymous
Anonymous
December 10, 2023 11:16 am

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  Anonymous
December 10, 2023 11:54 am

we will be kind… “afterwards”…

Anonymous
Anonymous
December 10, 2023 11:17 am

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Anonymous
Anonymous
December 10, 2023 11:28 am

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10ffgridm
10ffgridm
  Anonymous
December 10, 2023 4:15 pm

Disgraceful

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Anonymous
December 11, 2023 9:56 pm

I have had worse quarters in the Army Reserve. The only thing holding up those WW2 era barracks was the lead paint. I had to purchase my own shower head. YES> I did take it with me when we mustered out.

Anonymous
Anonymous
December 10, 2023 11:29 am

https://gab.com/Matt_Bracken

Foreman Mike – Russia China And Iran Invading South America RIGHT NOW.. Prepare To Go Kinetic!?

Foreman Mike joins the corner for the first time to share an urgent message of dire news.. He has the receipts and proof that China Iran and Russia are buying up land and strategically maneuvering into South America. Iran has purchased 2.5 million acres in Venezuela..While they continue to push the green new deal in America, they are buying up all the oil and resources in South America..

As this happens, Venezuela continues to send military aged men by the hundreds of thousands across our border. Foreman Mike believes the situation WILL GO KINETIC SOON. As we are currently being invaded, we could face an outside threat from China Iran or Russia. He believes this could be much sooner than we could ever expect! As we are distracted with Israel and Ukraine, South America is being strategically positioned for attack.. PREPARE FOLKS.

The True Nolan
The True Nolan
  Anonymous
December 10, 2023 8:22 pm

There have been rumors since the 1970s that the US was pledging national lands as collateral to foreign nations buying US Treasury Bonds. All the National Parks, all the National Forests, National Rivers, wilderness areas, protected sanctuaries, etc. “Buy our debt, and if we ever fail to pay it back, these lands along with logging and mineral rights will be yours.” Ever wonder why every President keeps finding new bits of land to set aside and restrict development? Gotta find more collateral for all the new trillions in debt…

And, oh yes, that collateral also includes intellectual property as well. All those ideas and technology which the government had funded development of but then restricted from public use? Just more collateral. Maybe 15 years ago, the Bush family began investing heavily into a company named Ocean Tomo. It is one of the main businesses operating to auction off surplus government properties, especially intellectual property. That is, of course, the same Bush family that began shifting a lot of their investments into big pharma 20 years ago.

Anonymous
Anonymous
December 10, 2023 11:37 am

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Anonymous
Anonymous
December 10, 2023 11:41 am

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Anonymous
Anonymous
December 10, 2023 12:49 pm

gab.com/Lainey/posts/111556638860429478

Turned on my TV this morning and clicked thru all the channels for about 15 minutes … it appears they all got the same memo “send Ukraine money”

Anonymous
Anonymous
December 10, 2023 12:50 pm

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Bauls
Bauls
  Anonymous
December 11, 2023 9:25 pm

I suppose inflation isn’t 100% bad, just when the gov does it

Anonymous
Anonymous
December 10, 2023 12:58 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
December 10, 2023 1:23 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  Anonymous
December 11, 2023 9:58 pm

I remain surprised that Caesar,aka Uncle Sam, hasn’t managed to tax it yet.