On Autopilot . . .

Guest Post by Eric Peters

Every Tesla equipped with the company’s Autopilot system is being recalled because of a National Highway Traffic Safety Administration (NHTSA) inquiry into crashes associated with its use.

“Autopilot” italicized to emphasis that it’s not a defect – as inferred by NHTSA. It’s exactly as designed.

And as marketed.

What does the term “Autopilot” mean? What, more precisely, do most people take it to mean? Obviously, it is taken to mean the same thing it means in aviation, which is where the term first came into currency. When Autopilot is engaged, the aircraft pilots itself. The pilot is supposed to be monitoring, of course. But that is in aviation – where the pilot is required by law as well as common sense to be monitoring.

As opposed to napping.

It’s still illegal to nap while driving but it’s self-evident that Tesla’s Autopilot system encourages it – and drivers do it because they aren’t pilots. The latter are trained to rigorous standards that largely wash out the incompetent as well as the irresponsible. In contrast, almost literally anyone can obtain a driver’s license, which is more accurately a government-issued ID. Possession of the latter is proof of who you are; not that you are a competent, responsible driver.

Telsa buyers are literally told the car is capable of driving itself. It has Autopilot. They are also told – in fine print – that they are always responsible for the safe operation of the vehicle and that the driver must always be paying attention and always-ready to assume control of the car when Autopilot is engaged.

This is both paradoxical and disingenuous.

If the car is capable of driving itself, then why would the driver need to be always-ready to assume control of the vehicle? If it isn’t, then why tell people it’s self-driving? Put another way: Either the car is capable of self-driving or the driver is responsible for driving it.

You cannot have it both ways.

But that is precisely the way Tesla likes it. Being able to market Autopilot makes Teslas seem more capable than cars that lack it. People are deliberately encouraged to believe that if they buy a Tesla, they will own a self-driving car. They have been encouraged, arguably, to act on this belief – and many have. A number have died – because they decided to take a nap or look something up on their phones and didn’t notice that their Tesla was Autopiloting itself into a bridge abutment or a car parked on the shoulder of the road.

But don’t blame Tesla! Says Tesla. It says right there (read the fine print) that the driver must always be ready to intervene. If he isn’t, then it’s all his fault.

Right. Would this fly if someone were selling cigarettes to 10-year-olds but with a label warning them that smoking is dangerous?

So, what’s the “fix”?

Well, it will likely be the same as the one already in use in other-brand vehicles that have similar “hands free” self-driving technology. Sensors built into the steering wheel can tell if the driver has let go of it and if, after a few seconds, he hasn’t put his hands back on the wheel, the system disengages the “hands-free” self-driving technology – thereby forcing him to drive the car.

Thereby defeating the point of this technology.

What good is “self-driving” technology if you must be ready to drive the car at all times? If you can’t take a nap while the car drives? Arguably, it is very bad – and not just because it’s as silly as having a tool you can’t use – such as a hammer that (read the fine print) must never be used to drive nails into a board.

Self-driving technology encourages drivers not to – by encouraging them to rely on technology that depends on inattentive/distracted drivers to “intervene” when the system glitches or is about to pile-drive the car into a bridge abutment. But such a driver – the term is used loosely – is already not paying much attention, by definition. And it will likely take him a potentially decisive moment longer to recognize there’s a problem and react to it than a driver who had his hands on the wheels at all times as well as his eyes on the road.

But which time it may well already be too late.

Whatever happened to saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaafety first?

Looks like it comes last – when we’re talking ’bout Tesla. Because Tesla is the tip of the spear of the “electrification” agenda – and for that reason, the federal regulatory apparat turns a blind eye toward Tesla’s dangerous and disingenuous marketing of “self-driving” technology that isn’t, really.

To truly appreciate the duplicity and disingenuousness of the apparat, consider its response to (just one example of many) the infamous catalytic converter test pipe. These were sold – briefly – at auto parts stores. Not to “test” a catalytic converter but to replace it – with a hollow pipe that fit exactly in place of the cat.

It didn’t fly.

How about the way Ford was handled when a tiny handful out of millions of Pintos sold caught fire when struck from behind? As opposed to the handling of the much greater built-in fire-hazard of devices powered by enormous lithium-ion batteries that can erupt in flames when they’re parked?

Never mind.

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19 Comments
YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
December 13, 2023 7:20 pm

This is were much less complicated back in the Good Ol’ Days.

The Central Scrutinizer
The Central Scrutinizer
  YourAverageJoe
December 14, 2023 10:11 am

This is was WTF?!

ASIG
ASIG
December 13, 2023 7:40 pm

Imagine going back in time forty or fifty years and trying to explain to someone how in the future people would be getting tickets for driving while asleep.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  ASIG
December 14, 2023 12:30 am

If you drive enough, you will drive asleep.
50 years ago they would probably be drunk if not asleep.

Iska Waran
Iska Waran
December 13, 2023 8:44 pm

Cars should be programmed not to start until the driver can blow at least a .08 blood alcohol level. It’s a well known fact that relaxed drivers drive better. We gotta make sure everybody’s a little lubed.

H2O2
H2O2
December 13, 2023 10:18 pm

IMHO Teslas owners are beyond fucktardingly stupid.

ASIG
ASIG
  H2O2
December 13, 2023 10:35 pm

They probably drive better when they’re asleep .

Ed
Ed
  H2O2
December 14, 2023 1:57 pm

Yep, and none of them can drive for shit anyway.

ASIG
ASIG
December 13, 2023 10:46 pm

News headline at 5:00:

JUST STOP OIL PROTESTERS RUN OVER BY TESLA DRIVER THAT WAS FAST ASLEEP.

Bauls
Bauls
  ASIG
December 15, 2023 2:07 pm

Lol

Anonymous
Anonymous
December 13, 2023 10:52 pm

I think Tesla was just made obsolete.
I actually suggested this technology back in the 90s, [when all the electric forklifts had….swappable batteries]

kfg
kfg
  Anonymous
December 14, 2023 7:30 am

My first gig out of college during Oil Crisis 1.0 was to design an electric car. The chassis was based on a box central spine that housed a battery “stick” that slid out the back for fast swapping. The idea was that you could buy your own battery packs to swap in your own garage, or lease a battery which could be swapped at a station.

The idea seemed pretty obvious to me at the time.

Hippie run startup folded before completing a prototype.

I will say that the experience taught me something about owing electric cars though: Don’t.

I raced 1/10 scale electric R/C in the short lived pro series of the 90s and that was OK, because they only ran for 5 minutes at a time.

I have it in the back of my head to design and build a quarter scale just to play with the technology that is off the shelf now, but was practicably impossible back then (motor controllers were based on physical relays and mainframes didn’t have the computing power of a Raspberry Pi Zero), but the idea never quite makes it to the front of my head.

I’ll add this addendum, which I believe I’ve said here before:

I love electric motors. They’re fantastic. It’s batteries and 500 mile long extension cords that I can’t stand.

H2O2
H2O2
  Anonymous
December 14, 2023 8:32 am

Battery swapping, whatever, EV’s are still GAY, right up there with wife swapping. I’ve followed Scotty for years and value his experience and technical wisdom… but geezez Scotty are you on NIO’s payroll ?!

Anonymous
Anonymous
December 14, 2023 12:25 am

“Obviously, it is taken to mean the same thing it means in aviation, which is where the term first came into currency. When Autopilot is engaged, the aircraft pilots itself. The pilot is supposed to be monitoring, of course. But that is in aviation – where the pilot is required by law as well as common sense to be monitoring.”

And the biggie: there is nothing to hit when you are flying on autopilot

Steve
Steve
December 14, 2023 2:35 am

The amount of tech put into vehicles is ridiculous especially in that people cannot choose to with just the basics.

https://ko-fi.com/post/Commentary-On-Blade-Runner-radio-adaptation-J3J3S3K24

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Graciela
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Jeff
Jeff
December 14, 2023 6:15 am

Outstanding article. I have never understood how Telsa escaped being sued out of existence by this self-driving (self crashing?) “feature”.

It’s just another TPTB-protected experiment on humanity.

Anonymous
Anonymous
December 14, 2023 8:57 am

Having driven over 15,000 miles a year for 20 years of my 44 years as a electrical troubleshooter in the marine industry I only had one minor fender bender and it was due to a witnessed abrupt lane change taking away my stopping distance . My witness was a state trooper at another accident incident so no big deal just some body work and grill repair.
My wife gets upset with me when I’m not attentive to her pointing out things or discussing stuff when I’m driving .
Certainly on an open highway on cruise control I can be more attentive to conversations BUT in any amount of traffic OPERATING THE TRUCK OR CAR IS PRIORITY ONE !
I am the operator, I am in control hell I hate the automatic door locks because I decide every aspect of operation, I am responsible for maintenance of systems and every aspect of the vehicle in motion and if I want the doors locked I am the operator in charge .
I am constantly watching for potential hazards !
Once I was on a back road and as I approached a tall hedge on the side of the road I noticed movement thru the gaps , it was a kid on a bike peddling like made I slowed down to a creep and the kid went airborne across the road and gone without a care in the world !
Maybe I would have missed him maybe he would have hit my truck ???
I bet the Tesla sensors would not noticed movement behind the hedge

Ben Lurken
Ben Lurken
  Anonymous
December 14, 2023 10:11 am

One of my cars is a 23 Hyundai Santa Fe and I don’t like the driver assistance tech.