The world’s largest alternative asset manager has released what some X users say is a ‘beyond cringe’ holiday video, while others said, ‘After seeing this video, I want a very hard landing.’
Blackstone published its annual holiday video on YouTube and X titled “Blackstone’s 2023 Holiday Video: The Alternatives Era,” which features executives singing and dancing as they promote their brand.
“We’re using ChatGPT to figure out what rhymes with EBITDA,” one staffer said in the video before the music started.
The video starts with CEO Stephen A. Schwarzman stepping out of a VW bus.
Followed by executives singing in chorus: “It’s the alternatives era. We buy assets, then we make ’em better.”
Several X users couldn’t believe the video was real. But it has been an annual tradition at the firm since 2018.
Here’s the full video:
X users, in general, thought the video was super ‘cringe’:
How many hours did the executives put into making this video?
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Gagging with a spoon would be more pleasant.
It’s Jew fuckheads like this that have raised the cost of a two bedroom apartment in NWI from 800. Dollars to 1700 a month in 6 years.when were all homeless then they can fill em with spicks and niggers on the dole.
Let’s hear it for Hyper-finance Crony-Capitalism!
https://www.goodreads.com/author/quotes/46810.Murray_N_Rothbard
Predictive programming/revelation of intent. They’re telling us they’re coming. We don’t fight, so they aren’t guilty of crime (in their worldview), because we’re accepting their announced rape, so we own the karma/responsibility (again, in their twisted cosmology).
2024 and onward will make the bubonic plague years seem cozy and benevolent. Speaking of the Black Death era:
“Because the world is so full of death and horror, I try again and again to console my heart and pick the flowers that grow in the midst of hell.”
― Herman Hesse, Narcissus and Goldmund
https://www.goodreads.com/work/quotes/955995-narzi-und-goldmund
“We fear death, we shudder at life’s instability, we grieve to see the flowers wilt again and again, and the leaves fall, and in our hearts we know that we, too, are transitory and will soon disappear. When artists create pictures and thinkers search for laws and formulate thoughts, it is in order to salvage something from the great dance of death, to make something last longer than we do.”
― Hermann Hesse, Narcissus and Goldmund
“My goal is this: always to put myself in the place in which I am best able to serve, wherever my gifts and qualities find the best soil to grow, the widest field of action. There is no other goal.” ― Hermann Hesse, Narcissus and Goldmund
“O how incomprehensible everything was, and actually sad, although it was also beautiful. One knew nothing. One lived and ran about the earth and rode through forests, and certain things looked so challenging and promising and nostalgic: a star in the evening, a blue harebell, a reed-green pond, the eye of a person or a cow. And sometimes it seemed that something never seen yet long desired was about to happen, that a veil would drop from it all, but then it passed, nothing happened, the riddle remained unsolved, the secret spell unbroken, and in the end one grew old and looked cunning . . . or wise . . . and still one knew nothing perhaps, was still waiting and listening.” ― Herman Hesse, Narcissus and Goldmund
The rats spreading the plague this time have two legs, and the black part is sorta different . . .
in their worldview guilt is just leverage and there is no karma
They believe in karma. It informs their acts.
Whatever they believe, God will not hold them guiltless if they do not repent.
Biden administration run by nutters and psychos in Obama’s third term laid out here.
When unbridled perversion IS the raison d’etre of a government, WATCH THE FUCK OUT.
Obvious fake photo.
JFK weren’t around in December 63.
The White House. The evening of Wednesday, November 20, 1963. It was one of those legendary Kennedy parties. The occasion was a reception in the East Room for the federal judiciary, including the justices of the Supreme Court of the United States. Although John and Jacqueline Kennedy did not know it, this was also their last night together in the presidential mansion…
Before they departed, John and Jacqueline Kennedy had already selected and ordered their annual Christmas card: a 4 1/2- by 6 1/2-inch Hallmark card, custom made for them, bearing a color photograph of an 18th-century Neapolitan crèche that had been displayed in the East Room of the White House each year they had lived there. The inside of the card featured an embossed seal of an American eagle holding an olive branch in one talon and arrows in the other. The message inside read “With our wishes for a Blessed Christmas and a Happy New Year,”
The Christmas cards—one of which now resides in the collections of the Smithsonian National Museum of American History—were never mailed.
https://www.smithsonianmag.com/history/jfk-christmas-card-was-never-sent-180948006/?device=ipad
Reeeceipts!
Brilliant!
Lol
Alright, we know who was cruising the Hershey Highway. But, how do we know it wasn’t Senator Chucky Schumer playing catcher in the latest episode of “Deep in Uranus.”
Blackstone is the world’s largest alternative asset manager? Well, according to Klaus, that will end in 2030. Sorry!
Glock owns no Blackrock stock.
He thinks.
Apprently Blackstone and Blackrock are separate entities.
Rayssiss for noticing, Lars.
Due to being severely out of touch, I have adopted the stance that if I believe something can’t be true, it probably is. This video fits into that thinking. It makes promoting a musical called “Springtime for Hitler” sound like a good idea.
“It makes promoting a musical called “Springtime for Hitler” sound like a good idea.”
Well,in all fairness,it tis a good idea!
chugga chugga – chugga chugga jooo jooo !!!!!
That’s a racist meme.
These idiots are managing a large pile of inventor capital. Our current business leaders are the most inept in history. Bankruptcy will be too kind for them.
Criminal, not inept.
I think that guillotine rhymes a bit with EBITDA.
It’s even better upon second viewing. Ho ho ho.
ESG’s threat to commerce (and therefore, to society):
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(42+ minutes video)
How it of touch can people be? Wow
Not out of touch but rather an act of smearing the contempt in our and also their employees and shareholders faces. Kind of a lot like the dokter J1ll Bai Din Christmas video abortion we just witnessed.
It’s in your face now goyim. They make those assets better by replacing you with a cheap Indian brought over on an L2 visa from their “Center of Excellence” in Pune. You will wake up soon homeless in the land that your forefathers conquered.
I thought it was pretty good. Is there any way they could package it on a roll so that I can easily hang it in my bathroom so that it’ll be within easy reach every time I need to wipe up after a massive bowel movement?
I just barely recovered from seeing the Biden’s Christmas production with dancing tranny’s…now this…the end of America is near.