DOJ Sues Texas Saying It’s Against The Law To Pass A Law To Enforce The Law

Via The Babylon Bee

WASHINGTON, D.C. — The Justice Department has sued Texas over its new law outlawing illegal immigration, alleging that it is, in fact, against the law to pass a law requiring enforcement of the law.

The move is only the latest in a back-and-forth line of legal wrangling between the Biden administration and the Lonestar State to address the hundreds of thousands of illegal migrants flooding across the southern U.S. border, with the White House staunchly standing by its argument that enforcing laws is a violation of the law.

“Texas has no business protecting its citizens,” said Attorney General Merrick Garland. “The sheer audacity of a state to think it has the authority to look out for the best interests of its people is astounding. We are prepared to bring the full weight of the United States government to bear to stop this brazenly illegal act of enforcing the law. Law and order? Not on our watch, Texas!”

Texas drew the ire of the DOJ after taking a hardline — and according to the federal government, extreme — stance when it comes to pressing charges against people who break laws. “This doesn’t seem like it should be rocket science, but we’ll keep fighting,” said Texas Governor Greg Abbott. “I never thought it would be so controversial to refer to people who commit crimes as criminals.”

At publishing time, the Department of Justice was reportedly considering filing charges of domestic terrorism against Texas for refusing to let more foreign terrorists into the country.

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18 Comments
Hollow man
Hollow man
January 8, 2024 7:10 pm

That not satire

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Hollow man
January 9, 2024 8:27 am

Yes it should be on Not the Bee.

dogismyth
dogismyth
January 8, 2024 8:44 pm

what a fuckin nutbag (garfinkel)! who is his audience? You know when people act like he does, they usually know something you don’t. Something important. And what he knows makes him awfully brazen and arrogant so much so he thinks he can never lose. Something is coming our way…bigly. Something important.

PS Wonder what happened in his childhood to make him so disgusting, defiant and murderous.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  dogismyth
January 9, 2024 12:51 am

He was Catholic as a boy, wasn’t he?

The Central Scrutinizer
The Central Scrutinizer
  Anonymous
January 9, 2024 8:18 am

Never ask how the sausage is made, friend. No good will come of it! lol

Anonymous
Anonymous
  The Central Scrutinizer
January 9, 2024 8:29 am

Never buy from a sausage shop located next to an animal shelter. Or eat from a Korean or Chinese restaurant located next to one either.

lamont cranston
lamont cranston
January 8, 2024 9:02 pm

Read The Torah. If you’re not one of them, you’re a “goyim”. Literal translation is “beast(s)”. If they kill a goyim, it’s no big deal. We slap one of them, we’re condemned to death.

They despize the “Rus”, due to Pale of the Settlement (around 1,000AD). That’s due for a repeat performance. Soon.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  lamont cranston
January 8, 2024 9:37 pm

They hate all of us, the Russians aren’t special in that regard.

Walter
Walter
  lamont cranston
January 8, 2024 10:41 pm

That’s more the Talmud isn’t it? Same group, same point….

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Walter
January 9, 2024 1:31 am

goyim got translated to gentile and pagan in your bible

k31
k31
  Anonymous
January 9, 2024 11:25 am

It means “nations” in Biblical Hebrew (same as gentile), but modern jews altered its definition in the Talmud to mean roughly “beast in the shape of a human”.

k31
k31
  Walter
January 9, 2024 11:20 am

Yes it is their Talmud not God’s Torah that tells them these wicked things. The Torah are the first 5 books of the OT written by Moses. They do not keep the Torah or even try. They explain that away with their man made “Oral Torah” now called the Talmud which they wrote themselves without God’s input. The entire Christian Bible is co-authored by God the Holy Spirit. The Talmud is entirely the work of apostates.

Tex
Tex
  lamont cranston
January 8, 2024 11:43 pm

^ No satire rather scary IMO. Every aspect of the Biden administration is Jewish and every single aspect of the Trump campaign is Jewish. Whether each of the players aligns with the Torah I have no clue. I do have a clue however when someone like Trump starts mouthing about penalizing a “free speech” American for voicing opinion about the great State of Israel it becomes “scary”. It is beyond me how anyone can support either of these evil bastards.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  lamont cranston
January 9, 2024 6:09 am

That’s in the Old Testament?

k31
k31
  lamont cranston
January 9, 2024 11:17 am

They are under judgement. God has far greater displeasure for apostates than pagans.

Walter
Walter
January 8, 2024 10:45 pm

Satire is pretty well dead at this point. Soldier on, Bee, soldier on.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Walter
January 9, 2024 8:32 am

HR 1324 Satire is now outlawed, punishment 100 years in prison, up to $1 trillion in fines and could get the death penalty depending on which flavor of politician is picked on.

Iska Waran
Iska Waran
January 8, 2024 11:01 pm

The media always acted like Ed Meese and Alberto Gonzales were crooked AG’s. This guy Garland is the crookedest in my lifetime and that includes Eric Holder and John Mitchell. And he looks like butter wouldn’t melt in his mouth.