World Economic Forum Concludes Event With Virgin Sacrifice To Weather Gods To Prevent Climate Change

Via The Babylon

DAVOS — Members and invited attendees of this week’s World Economic Forum’s annual summit in Davos, Switzerland capped off yet another monumental event with the traditional virgin sacrifice to weather gods to prevent climate change.

The closing ceremony, complete with dancing natives and the chanting of ancient incantations, was met with a combination of reverence and celebration as the WEF’s gathering of global powerbrokers offered up yet another young virgin to appease the climate gods.

“May the blood of this young woman grant us favor in your eyes!” shouted WEF Founder and Executive Chairman Klaus Schwab as the young woman ritualistically met her end. “Accept her soul as payment for our great sins against our planet and bless us with a year full of bountiful crickets and abundant mealworms. May the fate of a large percentage of humanity be the same as this virgin.”

The WEF summit, which featured the usual mixture of high-level discussions among political and industrial leaders from around the world, bizarre displays, and cocktail hours featuring punch and Li’l Smokies, successfully mapped out the coming year of human existence before closing the week with the ceremonial virgin bloodletting. “It wouldn’t be a WEF event without someone being sacrificed to the gods,” said one proud attendee. “Praise be to Klaus Schwab and the deities who thirst for peasant blood.”

At publishing time, following the conclusion of the sacrifice, attendees departed with their WEF gift bags full of fudge, body lotion, and detailed instructions on the roles they would each play in the further degradation of Western Civilization.

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Socratic Dog
Socratic Dog
January 19, 2024 6:04 pm

Gotta say I’m not completely sure this is satire.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Socratic Dog
January 19, 2024 6:08 pm

U.N. new age religion. They really do believe it.

Told by his “spirit guides” of a coming Utopia ushered in by “Illumined superbeings,” who have guided man’s progress toward an “Aquarian Age of Spirituality on Planet Earth.” “The revolution has begun… the pace is quickening. Throughout the world, men and women are joining in the uprising (and rising up) and are coming forward to be counted as part of a new race that will someday rule the universe…” John Randolph Price founder of The Planetary Commission

This plan, dedicated to the new order of things, is to make all things new — a new nation, a new race, a new civilization, and a new religion, a nonsectarian religion that has already been recognized and called the religion of “The Great Light..” World leaders were working to lead humanity forward into the “New Age of the world–a Novus Ordo Seclorum.” This was The Plan to “unfold the New Order of the world.” C. William Smith The New Age Sept. 1950, official journal of the Supreme Mother Council, 33 degree, of the Scottish Rite

https://twoday.net/static/omega/files/quotes_from_people_who_consider_us_subjects.htm

TN Patriot
TN Patriot
  Socratic Dog
January 20, 2024 8:39 am

It must be satire, as there is not a virgin to be found anywhere near one of the WEF M-Fers.

Tex
Tex
January 19, 2024 6:22 pm

Hum, I figgered it would be Jared and Ivanka Kushner sacrificing some lambs.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Tex
January 19, 2024 9:20 pm

Or maybe Hillary sacrificing some pretty farm girls from fly-over country.

Anonymous
Anonymous
January 19, 2024 7:04 pm

At the rate society is regressing, this is probably not far off…

Leah
Leah
January 19, 2024 8:23 pm

Supposedly they do the same thing at Bohemian Grove, except it’s just supposed to be an effigy. Who can tell for sure though? Freaks.

mark
mark
January 19, 2024 9:48 pm

BREAKING: FBI ARRESTS BABYLON BEE ACTOR, TERRIFIES HIS PREGNANT WIFE

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https://mail.google.com/mail/u/0/#inbox/WhctKKZPKXqvgqNXvgtHgHrJXZFsWGLhjpdFZkGfXRjLssWcQwQhTnkJBzJvxTjczwMBnsQ

(I will support him emotionally)

Leah
Leah
  mark
January 20, 2024 12:19 am

Never.

anon a moos
anon a moos
  mark
January 20, 2024 10:09 am

The link is to a gmail inbox??? lol

solid

mark
mark
  mark
January 20, 2024 11:05 am

A former TEA Party buddy called me up to go to Jan 6th. I told him I was angry with Trump over Warp Speed and the Lockdowns…and felt he was betraying us (I posted that here) and I told him I thought Jan. 6th WAS A TRAP!

But here is this man’s story.

‘Siaka Massaquoi is a former Hollywood actor who left the industry after realizing its most famous members were funding BLM riots. He later, as a peaceful protester, went to the capitol to protest the obviously stolen 2020 election. Siaka was later targeted by the deep state for being a “participant” in the January 6th “attack.” He shares his story about how he found God and what he faces as a result of the corrupt establishment coming after him”.

Interesting tidbit…if you interested in tidbits…the FIBBERS are in full KBG mode…and Hollyweird is filled with propagandized, brainwashed useful idiots…most here already know that – but it still needs to be proclaimed…plus this guy has a cool redemption story. I love redemption stories…been living out my own for over 30 years.

This baby-faced young man conducting the interview is sharp and mature far past his years. I’m going to follow this and see what happens to him…curious.

FBI ARRESTS L.A. ACTOR AND REPUBLICAN PARTY OFFICIAL OVER ALLEGED INVOLVEMENT IN Jan. 6 RIOT

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https://www.latimes.com/california/story/2023-12-04/fbi-arrests-los-angeles-republican-party-official-jan-6-capitol

Walter
Walter
January 19, 2024 11:48 pm

Pretty sure they didn’t use any of the high end hookers crawling all over the place for that job.

Anonymous
Anonymous
January 20, 2024 9:37 am

I heard they couldn’t find a virgin…so they sacrificed a hooker.

Truth of Schlomo
Truth of Schlomo
January 20, 2024 10:07 am

Satan’s children casting their spells