January 6th Pipe Bombs Revealed To Have Sticker Reading ‘Please Return To FBI’

Via The Babylon Bee

WASHINGTON, D.C. — After three years and countless hours of investigation, the mystery of the pipe bombs found on January 6th has been solved after a sticker was found on the pipe saying “Please Return To FBI”.

New suspicions emerged about the bombs’ origin after video surfaced of police waiting for approximately sixty seconds to respond to reports of a suspicious pipe by a bench. “As soon as I saw police not immediately sprinting towards a strange pipe, I was suspicious,” said journalist Benjamin Royce. “Usually, police run as fast as possible towards pipes and bombs. Their delay could only be explained by the police already knowing the pipe was a bomb, that the bomb was a dud, and that it was planted by the FBI as a false flag operation. At last, the discovery of the ‘Return To FBI’ sticker has proved all of our suspicions true.”

Embarrassed FBI officials admitted that after three years of deception, their ruse had been discovered. “How did we miss that sticker?” cried FBI agent John Rogers, slapping himself on the forehead. “We spent so much time doing nine hundred interviews to make it look like we were investigating the pipe bombs, only to forget that darn sticker. What chumps we are!”

At publishing time, the FBI had sent its shamefully inept false-flag team to false-flag planting remedial school.

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6 Comments
Anonymous
Anonymous
January 22, 2024 6:49 pm

Betcha there were more things like these two fake bombs that were never noticed re January 6 2021

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
January 22, 2024 8:16 pm

NO ACT OF DOMESTIC TERRORISM IN THE US has EVER happened without the direct coordination, funding, planning, or similar aid by the FBI.

Anonymous
Anonymous
January 22, 2024 10:06 pm

Hey admin?
Breaking story out of Joliet where a black man out on parole for shooting a woman murdered eight people.

https://chicago.suntimes.com/crime/2024/1/22/24047403/multiple-people-shot-to-death-in-joliet-armed-and-dangerous-suspect-sought

k31
k31
January 22, 2024 10:47 pm

People are saying it’s the exact same as the FBI training pipe bomb dummies.

august
august
  k31
January 22, 2024 11:25 pm

Just remember to cut the blue wire, trainee.

Iska Waran
Iska Waran
January 23, 2024 12:42 am

Off topic, but this might deserve its own thread. Never heard of this guy until today, but apparently it’s gone viral.