Guest Post by Kurt Schlichter
I don’t know how many times I have to say this because I’ve been around for a while, and I’ve seen this same thing happen again and again and again when squish GOP senators try to negotiate with the Democrats about immigration. I know it’s meant to bully mental defectives, but when it comes to the GOP Senate caucus, that rule does not apply since some of its members apparently cannot learn from experience and must learn through pain. Here is a message to you, spineless Republican senators….
Stop trying to do immigration deals with the Democrats.
This same sorry scenario gets replayed over and over again. Some soft, bipartisan-curious GOP senators try to hammer out a deal with the donkeys, get hammered but don’t know it, and then try to convince the party faithful to swallow their latest dog’s breakfast of a proposal. It always ends in humiliation. Immigration is the graveyard of Republican careers. Remember when Marco Rubio was a fresh young voice of the future of the Republican Party? And then he got wrapped up in an immigration compromise and now he’s a footnote to an afterthought. Don’t be Marco. Certainly, don’t be Lindsey Graham.
Stop trying to do immigration deals with the Democrats.
You’re bad at it – very bad. I know that the Senate is full of lawyers, but you’re bad lawyers because you wouldn’t be in the Senate if you were good lawyers who knew how to negotiate. You make terrible deals. If I made deals like you, I’d be driving a 1994 Yugo held together with duct tape and COEXIST bumper stickers.
Stop trying to do immigration deals with the Democrats. They always end up stealing your pants, and you end up hanging from the high school flagpole by your undies.
Now, we see that the only reason you’re talking about any immigration deal at all is not because you’re concerned about zillions of foreigners swarming across our borders. The Republican Party’s billionaire donor base loves it, so you secretly love it. Of course, this is the same clique of political geniuses who think Nikki Haley is a great fit for the 2024 GOP because she doesn’t mind mutilating kids to conform to their Munchausen mommies’ delusions, does whatever woke corporations want and likes wars. The donors love open borders because they are thrilled by the thought of tens of millions of semi-literate peasants ready to toil for them for scraps and pennies. And for reasons that are beyond me, you guys care what these idiots think because you think their money matters. What have they spent their money on that resulted in a victory lately? How’s President Nikki working out for you?
No, an immigration deal is really a way for you to try to get what’s really important to you, which is money for foreigners to defend their borders. Now, it’s nice for foreigners to defend their borders, but it’s existential for us to defend our borders. And unfortunately for you, the Republican base knows this. I am baffled why Mitch McConnell would stand up and say that Ukraine is the most important issue facing America when we’ve got pretty much the entire Third World flooding across our southern frontier, but that mindset is where you guys are at. Stop being in that mindset. It’s stupid. And it’s going to get us destroyed in November if you keep going on with it.
Stop trying to do immigration deals with the Democrats.
For some reason, you think if you throw us a few magic beans, we’ll be thrilled and let you spend endless money on far-away Slavic standoffs. But we don’t want magic beans. We want a giant wall. And we want that perverted, desiccated, corrupt 108-year-old moron masquerading as our president actually to enforce the law. We don’t need new laws. We just need him to enforce the old ones. And we need you to make him do it by refusing to spend money on anything else, not just funding foreigners’ firefights until he does.
But you don’t want to do that because it’s hard. You imagine that if you huddle with a bunch of staffers and come up with some secret compromise akin to the compromise that hillbilly presented to Ned Beatty in “Deliverance,” we’re going to clap like train seals and eagerly allow you to write your blank check to Kyiv. But that’s not going to happen. We’ve seen this movie before. You always get rolled. You always get taken. You always screw it up.
Stop trying to do immigration deals with the Democrats.
Banging something out in the backroom bowels of the Capitol is a terrible idea because you get in an echo chamber where you think that your total capitulation is really a savvy compromise, that it’s going to thrill your voters. It’s not. We know it sucks already, even if you don’t know it sucks because you suck. Every single time, you come out and proudly announce to the world that you’re going to let the Democrats pants you in public and expect us to cheer, and then you are stunned when we boo your proposed total capitulation.
Stop trying to do immigration deals with the Democrats.
Now, we don’t know what’s in your border bill right now, but we know what isn’t. There’s not going to be a wall. There’s not going to be an enforcement of our laws. There will be nothing for us and everything for them, and you will tell us, “Well, utter surrender is the best we can do.” Well, apparently, it’s the best you can do. Astonishingly, leaks say that you guys might allow 5000 – that’s five and three zeros – foreigners to wade across the Rio Grande every single day. Now, I know you can’t count because you work for the government, and therefore, you are presumptively stupid, so let me help you. Every month, that’s about 150,000 illegal aliens. That’s a big number. I know you have trouble counting past 21 without taking off your shoes and your pants, but trust me, 150,000 a month becomes 1.8 million illegal aliens a year. Oh, and the leaks say you are also allowing zillions of other foreigners to legally come here in vast numbers, even though we can’t handle the foreigners we have. Did you know about 59% of aliens, both legal and illegal, are on welfare? OK, we don’t need more bums that we have to subsidize. We have plenty of American bums to subsidize.
Stop trying to do immigration deals with the Democrats.
We don’t need a deal. We need the Democrats to capitulate, starting with Crusty in the White House enforcing our existing immigration law. So give them nothing. No money. For anything. Not a dime. That’s using our power. I know they’ll cry. I know they’ll be sad. The regime media will say mean things. But it is the Democrat constituencies who are the social parasites who need the government funding. Just stop funding everything until Biden enforces the law. Fund nothing. Yes, I know that we need a military, but we don’t have one right now anyway. So a bunch of generals who’ve never won a war won’t be able to organize a drag show because they’re not getting paid. That’s called a feature, not a bug.
Do not present us with a plan that doesn’t have a wall and doesn’t have total enforcement of the immigration laws with ironclad enforcement provisions. Everything needs to be notwithstanding other laws, so they can’t sue to stop you. There has to be a grant of standing for states to sue to enforce the laws. And there has to be a cut off of any kind of aid the second the border reopens. Good gosh, this isn’t hard. But it seems really hard for you guys. I attribute that to the fact that, and I want to be charitable about this, a lot of you are really stupid.
Stop trying to do immigration deals with the Democrats.
You’re not smart enough to pull it off. Just say no to everything until the Dems comply. What’s the worst case? We have a wide-open border, and we’re not spending money on other people’s wars? That compares favorably to the present situation, where we have a wide-open border, and we are spending money on other people’s wars.
I’m going to say it one more time because you haven’t listened when you failed again and again and again, but maybe you will now.
Stop trying to do immigration deals with the Democrats.
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This whole article is beyond stupid; grow up and come to the realization that the Republicans are just the controlled opposition.
America was never meant to be an only 2 party system.
” Controlled opposition ” is correct, just like the commercial talk radio heads !
The Rush replacements were falling all over themselves yesterday pushing the idea that Neo-CON , Nikki Haily should be Secretary Of State. The State Department with its Kissinger created ” Office of Population Affairs ” is working with UN , NGO’s and other to fund and enable the border invasion. Nikki Haily is a replacement Hillary, and who did Hillary admit she took orders from while at State ?
Hillary Clinton, at the CFR on July 15, 2009.
“We get a lot of advice from the Council, so this will mean I won’t have as far to go to be told what we should be doing and how we should think about the future.”
Those Rush replacements will get their wish.
After all, how did Nimrata become Ambassador to the UN?
No surprise. Haven’t tuned in to the knuckleheads being iced in and rain for three days so no trips with the truck radio. I assume Hannity is in the mix. Sounds like the talking heads were discussing draining the swamp? /s . Not. They are part of the swamp Hannity being a pet swamp creature and the others, swamp creatures. Everyone knows this.
Beck is a big whining sniveling COWARD!,somehow thinks if we”don’t become them”everything will be ok….and wants YOU to follow HIM……what a douche….
Company men…..obvious from tbe first “program”…….I really don’t care for authoritarian types…..those two are both spooks!
I don’t even know if you could consider them to be opposition.
The Washington Generals.
Very good analogy. Part of the show, but destined to lose and look foolish doing so.
If the Fed. Government didn’t secure the border in 9/11 they never will. It is up to each individual state to secure its border. Texas finally figured that out. Fed. Government is a uniparty most RINOs side with demos on most if not all issues. One other thing they are ILLEGAL immigration deals. Quit providing legitimacy to the unconstitutional and treasonous activities of our US Congress.
When YOU need an I.D. for everything but the invading mercenary army does not , that should tell you everything.
@Matt_Bracken
A few weeks ago , this was called ‘ crazy talk ‘.
Kurt finally has found foreign targets who it wouldn’t be a war crime to kill. Maybe he should re-up. Age would be no issue – just tap on a keyboard.
Oligarchs. They are not donors or big business interests. They are Oligarchs. We call the Oligarchs in Ukraine. We call them Oligarchs in Russia and every where else in the world but not here. They are Oligarchs.
The “soft, bipartisan-curious” Republicans bend over and get hammered because that is how they earn their money. That is what they do and that is what they have always done for as long as I can remember. The corruption is off the scale in DC. It is far beyond fixing.
Bob has gotten to the point where he is just repeating himself here, so Bob is going to move on to other projects. You all are great people and I have loved getting to vent with you. I especially appreciate TBP for putting up with my nonsense and allowing this forum to grow and prosper. Keep your eyes open and your head on a swivel.
RINO’s = Washington Generals
Republicans and Democrats can make any deal they want concerning the border. The President will refuse to enforce the law. Lucy pulled the football again. The Republicans are not stupid they are complicit.
Kooky Kurt says the darnest things.
Is Zero Hedge competing with Babylon Bee?….
Reid Hoffman Pulls Out Of Nikki Haley After New Hampshire Pounding
https://www.zerohedge.com/political/reid-hoffman-pulls-out-nikki-haley-after-new-hampshire-pounding
That headline sounds somewhat pornographic.
A friend of mine likes Haley because of her tits. I told him Trump has way bigger tits.
LOOK AT TEXAS – LOOK AT TEXAS !!!
Meanwhile the Arizona , New Mexico + California state borders remain wide open.
Theater.
Republiscum in the federal nomenklatura aren’t foolish, they aren’t weak. They’re the other half of the show intended to keep us calmed down during the repeated gang rapes.
the first fault of this imbecile article is to suppose that republicans and democrats are separate parties. the republicans’ job is to offer faint idiotic opposition to totalitarian laws from the democrat wing of uniparty.
My alleged Republican Senator is dealing with Schumer of all reptilians…..!Comes walking out for a press conference all proud of their treasonous deal!! About threw up ……
This SNAKE tries to come across as some good Christian man!He has proven his commitment to ZOG and the globalists(sounds like a band)…….
He used to run the biggest church camp in tbe state for years…..it all seems so obvious now…..
What percentage of the senate is dual citizen?
90%?
“Stop trying to do immigration deals with the Democrats“…because they’re owned by the CCP and don’t give a flying fuk what you want…fixed it.