Biden Says Texas Has Till End Of Day To Remove Razor Wire Or Else Frinlerbagsuzzit Dorblelerg

Via The Babylon Bee

WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a stern warning to Texas and other states standing in support of razor wire barriers at the Southern border, President Biden said that Texas has until the end of the day to remove it or else frinlerbagsuzzit dorblelerg.

“This has gotten out of hand, folks,” said Biden before a crowd of reporters. “The governor of Texas has defied the gribblegarg of tortlshwaligglbuther. I’m giving Greg Abbot until sundown today to remove thrigldiffin or else frinlerbagsuzzit dorblelerg. Not a joke!

Confused reporters directed further questions to Press Secretary Karine Jean Pierre, who is black as well as gay. “What the president means is something he has been clear about from day one, and that is exactly what he means, which is abundantly clear,” she said. “The important thing to remember here is that the border is one-hundred percent secure and Biden is the most competent President of all time. No further questions, thanks.”

“I have no idea what frinlerbagsuzzit dorblelerg is, but it sounds like some high-falutin big city nonsense to me,” responded Abbot. “The razor wire will stay. Bring on the frinlerbagsuzzit dorblelerg! Yee haw!”

At publishing time, the Supreme Court ruled 5-4 to uphold Biden’s decision to impose frinlerbagsuzzit dorblelerg on the state of Texas.

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27 Comments
Tex
Tex
January 28, 2024 8:56 am

Just in, Abbott says he did not send those illegals up north. In a specially called one minute press conference Abbott was quoted as saying, “No way would I send those invaders elsewhere to remain in the country.”

-bee

The Central Scrutinizer
The Central Scrutinizer
  Tex
January 28, 2024 10:35 am

Tex, never piss off the plumber BEFORE he unclogs your toilet.

Words to live by…timing is everything.

johngarand1941
johngarand1941
  The Central Scrutinizer
January 28, 2024 6:31 pm

Obviously, the three down voters have never experienced any service related problems. Never piss off the person you call to fix anything!! Or prepare anything that you are buying.

Anonymous
Anonymous
January 28, 2024 10:10 am

Not satire: Joe actually said that.

JoeB-berwocky

https://www.npschools.org/Downloads/jabberwocky.pdf

President Antigonish:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Antigonish_(poem)

A man who wasn’t there . . .

Biden “victory” speech: was Joe even there or was it a deception?

The Central Scrutinizer
The Central Scrutinizer
  Anonymous
January 28, 2024 10:29 am

Joeberwocky. I LOVE IT!!!

B_MC
B_MC
January 28, 2024 10:31 am

Court ruling could overturn federal control of the National Guard

Army Times reviewed court documents, researched historical cases and spoke to legal scholars about the ruling, the ongoing legal battle, and its potential impact on the Guard.

“What the ruling essentially says is that state compliance with federal guidelines is completely voluntary,” said Jeff Jacobs, a retired Army Reserve two-star general, attorney and author of a 1994 book analyzing the Guard’s dual control structure. “And the only recourse the federal government has — because Texas did not dispute this — is to withdraw funding for [the state’s] National Guard.”…

What’s next?

Even after Oldham’s ruling, the legal proceedings are far from resolved. The district court will soon resume considering the preliminary injunction in light of the opinion, but a trial could be months or years away, experts said.

https://www.armytimes.com/news/your-army/2023/07/06/court-ruling-could-overturn-federal-control-of-the-national-guard/

Tex
Tex
  B_MC
January 28, 2024 7:23 pm

Texas, SECEDE!

k31
k31
  Tex
January 28, 2024 8:42 pm

In a few years it will just be absorbed into Mexico, one way or the other.

The Central Scrutinizer
The Central Scrutinizer
January 28, 2024 10:32 am

The bullshit stops when the cage door closes. Two men enter. One man leaves.

Welcome to Barter Town, Joe, you old fucking tard!

Entertain us!

Aunt Acid
Aunt Acid
January 28, 2024 10:58 am

To hell with the traitor Alejandr0 May0rka$ and FJB

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Aunt Acid
January 29, 2024 12:22 am

Majorkas is not a traitor. He is a jew. Betrayal is from your own people.

Walter
Walter
January 28, 2024 11:27 am

Yaazzranglebattor pergibertdedidens. Too langwelldafkthoperdic acossengtentersh. Porf! Porf! Rebeezeneeted fencishlusp doohaensht.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Walter
January 28, 2024 12:56 pm

Plagiarism.

Vic
Vic
  Anonymous
January 29, 2024 12:15 am

….will get you fired.

@ least partially plagiarized. From kamala
@ least partially plagiarized. From kamala
January 28, 2024 11:33 am

What the president means is something he has been clear about from day one, and that is exactly what he means, which is abundantly clear,” she said. “The important thing to remember here is that the border is one-hundred percent secure and Biden is the most competent President of all time. No further questions, thanks.”

johngarand1941
johngarand1941

Marble mouth clown hair is talking word salad again. Someone get the dressing.

Vic
Vic
  johngarand1941
January 29, 2024 12:16 am

Does she say things like that before or after the hot dog eating contest?

nkit
nkit
January 28, 2024 5:26 pm

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johngarand1941
johngarand1941
January 28, 2024 6:28 pm

This really belongs in Friday Fails! Priceless. (Yes, I know it is satire.)

Brook
Brook
January 28, 2024 7:06 pm

They’re going to put Big Mike on the ballot. Not sure how they get around the state filing deadline, but these are Democrats and rules don’t matter,

Vic
Vic
  Brook
January 29, 2024 12:17 am

Just like they got Barry’s last minute Hawaiian birth certificate approved.

Anonymous
Anonymous
January 28, 2024 11:24 pm

Frinlerbagsuzzit Dorblelerg

That’s what the moron always says when he needs a diaper change…

Tex
Tex
January 28, 2024 11:46 pm

This thing will be completely worn out waiting news on those guard troops or whatever the various states pledged.

Updates on troop movements into Eagle Pass?

Vic
Vic
  Tex
January 29, 2024 12:18 am

CIC buyden will dispatch General Pershing to fix things down there.

Leah
Leah
  Vic
January 29, 2024 12:29 am

What are your thoughts to prevent shit from escalating, Vic?

Goat!
Goat!
  Administrator
January 29, 2024 9:09 am

Can’t say I didn’t call it (if it ever happens) some 20 or 30 years ago even.