WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a stern warning to Texas and other states standing in support of razor wire barriers at the Southern border, President Biden said that Texas has until the end of the day to remove it or else frinlerbagsuzzit dorblelerg.
“This has gotten out of hand, folks,” said Biden before a crowd of reporters. “The governor of Texas has defied the gribblegarg of tortlshwaligglbuther. I’m giving Greg Abbot until sundown today to remove thrigldiffin or else frinlerbagsuzzit dorblelerg. Not a joke!
Confused reporters directed further questions to Press Secretary Karine Jean Pierre, who is black as well as gay. “What the president means is something he has been clear about from day one, and that is exactly what he means, which is abundantly clear,” she said. “The important thing to remember here is that the border is one-hundred percent secure and Biden is the most competent President of all time. No further questions, thanks.”
“I have no idea what frinlerbagsuzzit dorblelerg is, but it sounds like some high-falutin big city nonsense to me,” responded Abbot. “The razor wire will stay. Bring on the frinlerbagsuzzit dorblelerg! Yee haw!”
At publishing time, the Supreme Court ruled 5-4 to uphold Biden’s decision to impose frinlerbagsuzzit dorblelerg on the state of Texas.
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Just in, Abbott says he did not send those illegals up north. In a specially called one minute press conference Abbott was quoted as saying, “No way would I send those invaders elsewhere to remain in the country.”
-bee
Tex, never piss off the plumber BEFORE he unclogs your toilet.
Words to live by…timing is everything.
Obviously, the three down voters have never experienced any service related problems. Never piss off the person you call to fix anything!! Or prepare anything that you are buying.
Not satire: Joe actually said that.
JoeB-berwocky
https://www.npschools.org/Downloads/jabberwocky.pdf
President Antigonish:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Antigonish_(poem)
A man who wasn’t there . . .
Joeberwocky. I LOVE IT!!!
Court ruling could overturn federal control of the National Guard
Army Times reviewed court documents, researched historical cases and spoke to legal scholars about the ruling, the ongoing legal battle, and its potential impact on the Guard.
“What the ruling essentially says is that state compliance with federal guidelines is completely voluntary,” said Jeff Jacobs, a retired Army Reserve two-star general, attorney and author of a 1994 book analyzing the Guard’s dual control structure. “And the only recourse the federal government has — because Texas did not dispute this — is to withdraw funding for [the state’s] National Guard.”…
What’s next?
Even after Oldham’s ruling, the legal proceedings are far from resolved. The district court will soon resume considering the preliminary injunction in light of the opinion, but a trial could be months or years away, experts said.
https://www.armytimes.com/news/your-army/2023/07/06/court-ruling-could-overturn-federal-control-of-the-national-guard/
Texas, SECEDE!
In a few years it will just be absorbed into Mexico, one way or the other.
The bullshit stops when the cage door closes. Two men enter. One man leaves.
Welcome to Barter Town, Joe, you old fucking tard!
Entertain us!
To hell with the traitor Alejandr0 May0rka$ and FJB
Majorkas is not a traitor. He is a jew. Betrayal is from your own people.
Yaazzranglebattor pergibertdedidens. Too langwelldafkthoperdic acossengtentersh. Porf! Porf! Rebeezeneeted fencishlusp doohaensht.
Plagiarism.
….will get you fired.
“What the president means is something he has been clear about from day one, and that is exactly what he means, which is abundantly clear,” she said. “The important thing to remember here is that the border is one-hundred percent secure and Biden is the most competent President of all time. No further questions, thanks.”
Marble mouth clown hair is talking word salad again. Someone get the dressing.
Does she say things like that before or after the hot dog eating contest?
This really belongs in Friday Fails! Priceless. (Yes, I know it is satire.)
They’re going to put Big Mike on the ballot. Not sure how they get around the state filing deadline, but these are Democrats and rules don’t matter,
Just like they got Barry’s last minute Hawaiian birth certificate approved.
Frinlerbagsuzzit Dorblelerg…
That’s what the moron always says when he needs a diaper change…
This thing will be completely worn out waiting news on those guard troops or whatever the various states pledged.
Updates on troop movements into Eagle Pass?
CIC buyden will dispatch General Pershing to fix things down there.
What are your thoughts to prevent shit from escalating, Vic?
Can’t say I didn’t call it (if it ever happens) some 20 or 30 years ago even.