It’s a veritable train wreck. Keeping in line with the Chilean leadership’s new focus on “gender equality” and President Gabriel Boric’s goal of creating a “feminist government,” the nation has fielded an eight member all women’s team at the annual UAE SWAT Challenge in Dubai. The international competition is meant to give elite police forces from around the world a chance to test their mettle and receive recognition.
Unfortunately for Chile, most countries organized their teams around merit instead of equity and woke ideology; this has put Chile at a distinct disadvantage. The South American nation set out to send a message about gender inclusivity while other more selfish countries set out to win.
The women’s group, hand picked from a variety of police departments, debuted in high spirits but were quickly thwarted by the competition’s obstacle course. Specifically, the zip line and the pool…
Criminals beware, unless you have a zip line handy. The female team faced the daunting challenge with some interesting strategies, which included cheating, with one team member trying to drag the other women across the zip line on foot. They also dropped their firearms into the water below, perhaps to make themselves lighter and faster.
The group’s performance is being widely panned on social media as a humiliation, but at least it was stunning and brave. Hopefully the UAE has enough participation trophies to go around.
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Ladies guild reenacts Pearl Harbor.
By the article’s headline I thought for sure it was The Babylon Bee, but I was wrong, and sad, head-shaking hilarity ensued after observing these ladies’ sheer incompetence. Typical of today’s world where all that matters to get the job is your skin colour and/or what’s between your legs and it doesn’t matter if there’s no skills, experience or competence to back it up.
I feel sorry for whoever’s involved in an incident where this SWAT team shows up. They’re even worse than that diversity hire policeman in MN who shot and killed the lady who called the police to report a sexual assault happening behind her house.
Much like Boeing’s recent stumbles and air traffic controller mistakes, these DEI hires are going to get a lot of people killed.
They were funny.
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hilarious!
Not a bunch of thinkers eh?
Gravity.
Zip line.
Hmm….should we go one at a time, or all pile on at once?
All at once?
Sad trombone!
Maybe there was a toilet on the other side.
First problem was they’re women. The second problem is all of them were overweight.
But, but diversity.! Inclusion! Equity! They get the participation trophy for proving the one thing that is true today, ain’t nobody coming to help you but you.
The upside is that taking out the SWAT team in Chile should be super simple.
Chinese firedrill:
The term goes back to the early 1900s[citation needed], and is alleged[according to whom?] to have originated when a ship run by British officers and a Chinese crew practiced a fire drill for a fire in the engine room. The bucket brigade were to draw water from the starboard side, pass it to the engine room, and pour it onto the simulated “fire”. To prevent flooding, a separate crew was ordered to ferry the accumulated water from the engine room up to the main deck, and to heave the water over the port side. The drill had previously gone according to plan, until the orders were confused in interpretation. The bucket brigade began to draw the water from the starboard side, run directly over to the port side and then throw the water overboard, bypassing the engine room completely.
Wiki
Sounds like the Border patrol with immis in custody…..take em over the other side and dump em in the uS.
Super Bowl III-Hank Stram, of his opponents, the Vikings: “It looked like a Chinese Fire Drill all afternoon!”. Sweet vengeance for the slaughter by the Packers in Super Bowl I (though it was not called that at the time). This time the boys have Taylor rooting for them.
you go gurl!
Cicely looks like “Samantha.”
This pert/y gal from “Cicely” is a “good ol’ Baptist” from TX that bootstrapped the zline just fine (it seems). Ranches Longhorns, I read.
Women are known to be be excellent shots when properly trained. Auntie, for one, is not prepared to find out irrespective of the poor performance at the “games.”
The West is a game addled, fantasy based society, and hence, when pressed by actual fighters who are not drooling Smart-phone weenies things will tend to go towards the real rather than the dream world.
Think Houthis and Afghanis.
Like this, Auntie?
She was training for the John Wick film.
Badass beeuch!
Watch for co-star Keanu Reeves on the shot timer.
Hawt stuff that Halle.
Alec should be half as good.
True, my wife puts me to shame at our backyard range.
Meanwhile in Chicago…
Hilarious!
They should have used trannies.
Hater.
LMAO…. Thats like watching the caribbean slalom skiing team or the jamacian bobsled team competing at the olympics.
you go goilz…
You can ignore reality but you can’t ignore the consequences of ignoring reality.
Maybe they should call it the TWAT team?
No… wait… it was Chile. Would be the PUTA team?
Naughty naughty, Lee. Lol
just some comments while I watch it
why did they all launch on zip line at basically the same time..
why are they not running at the zip line…
why are they cheating by pulling them across…
Now if my ex-wife was there….. she’d show em!
They deduced that if they all went at the same time, their combined weight would cause greater distortion (sag) in the line, making it harder to make the other platform using inertia.
Perfectly (il)logical.
deep down inside the zip line is just a cosmic representation of the ladies bathroom and rumor has it they all gotta go at the same time together.
A woman can do anything a man can do, in heels.
The strategic error that led to their failure is obvious.
“A woman can do anything a man can do, in heels.”
Well Heeled ???
Nah. Just A Stiletto Prancin’ Troupe O’ Flaming Fairy’s
Why the Ukrainian people continue to follow this Jewish comedian to the slaughter in an unwinnable fratricide and senseless bloody hellacious war is baffling.
New Khazaria or Bust!
“Why the Ukrainian people continue to follow this Jewish comedian to the slaughter in an unwinnable fratricide and senseless bloody hellacious war is baffling.”
…The rest of the world may think that “WE” are following brandon ?
BOth horrid, dangerous, clown puppets no doubt but a Jew from the Tel Avision who plays the piano with his dick.. GTFOOH.
Had the leader of the nation been one of the great boxing champion Klitschko brothers – had they said they would work for a powerful and prosperous Ukraine, not a “Big Israel;” at peace with its neighbors and had not taken the direction of V, Nuudelman back in 2014. Things might be different…
NAH. Everyone knows the whole enchillada is a lie.
Make Politicians Take a Punch Again
Are they following him? I thought they were being forced.
Nice play.
I guess this means if there ever is a good place to get SWATted, Chile is it!
This makes me miss the days of watching the Superstars on ABC in the 70s
And somehow, I think the worst athlete of the best T & A show – Battle of the Network Stars (Joan Van Ark) would even do better than this SWAT team!
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as with most matters in upside down world we are already operating under the female psyche. this occurs at different times throughout millennia.
in upside-down fashion, the ment-ill rail against the patriarchy, while we are actually in a matriarchy.
the female psyche is chaos and complexity. the male psyche is order and simplicity.
of the two, how might you characterize the current world spirit?
the Abrahamic religions are presented as patriarchies – but are replete with words and words and words of chaotic, complex rules and interpretations of rules. complexity or simplicity?
there was a meme post recently re the judaic mind as feminine based on attributes – kvetching, blaming, victimhood, emotionalism, etc, whereas in biblical terms it is presented as a patriarchy. hmmm? The female psyche is the mind of the current Abrahamic religions.
example- the pharisees and scribes are ensconced in the halls of congress continuously writing and rewriting tax law and other laws in US Code of Law. They write a new law in one year and reverse it in the next year.
example – how would you describe the borders of the USA and Europe – chaos or simplicity?
Chaos and complexity or order and simplicity?
Man Up!
Excellent analysis.
Girly-man (& very religious mustachioed) Nietzsche: “One must still have chaos in oneself to be able to give birth to a dancing star.”
Fred may have felt quiet desperation wanting to express itself as chaos (transformation) against a normal, orderly and insipid existence.
The taoist swirling yin yang is chaos -order
They each have a role
OK by me.
It’s the sound, not the words. Potato-Potahto. In the eardrum, connected to the synapse orchestra.
“Most wo/men lead lives of quiet desperation” was Thoreau’s dx. And good kids oughta be seen & not heard was someone else’s rx.
How’s the (your) pitch?
“Comfort is overrated …I heard it…the pure sound – I heard it.”
Y(in)Y(ang’s) got curves. Sinuous. Female form. Chaos?
Lots gots Trouble With The Curves. Linear short-cut longing exceeds Jack Reacher grasp.
But&So when the only tool is a straight line, well, exterminate everything that bisects the transcon (emphasis on syllable2) RR. Straight lines of “control” in spiraling nature?
Or LR. Lefty vs Righty. In this beyond ambidextrous surround sound.
Then there’s the ever-increasing “perfection” of fake&gay:
The Milli-Vanilli scandal wasn’t all that long ago. One of those fakers committed suicide after being outed. Now ersatz is more de rigueur than ever.
The lefty nonsense of feminism and gender equality also claims to worship nature . . . with no sense of irony. The nature-based sexes are by definition not equal. They also are observably, empirically unequal. It is willful, Orwellian, schizophrenic self-deception.
These ideologues would likely insist that peach trees and walnut trees are no different. They insist that human genitalia are social constructs, even as they’d likely acknowledge that squirrels’ are objectively different, though we reproduce identically.
Slowest vamos ever.
That announcer was all, rah rah rah, it’s not about the time, it’s about not giving up. Say you that when you need a SWAT team? Think not. And yes, also thought this was going to be from BB
That’s what I thought too. The announcer is a totally clueless twat who has no idea what this represents.
“Read it when I was a lad. So part of the ladder from there to here. Ya gotta dance with the rungs what brung ya. Strong hands make the hand-over-hand more handleable. But hand-to-hand is more of a head-thing. …
Weak (heads in)hands gotta bluff, or fold, gotta get that psychobanalysis couch-close on.
— To-morrow, and to-morrow, and to-morrow,
Creeps in this petty pace from day to day,
To the last syllable of recorded time;
And all our yesterdays have lighted fools
The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle!
Life’s but a walking shadow, a poor player
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage
And then is heard no more. It is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury
Signifying nothing.
— Macbeth (Act 5, Scene 5, lines 17–28)”
It was the worst of end-of-their-rope times (tie a knot & hang on), it was the best of endlessness(/eeming)-of-their-rope times (put one hand in front of the other – phalanges don’ fail me now). It was the Look-At-We-Winter of our (e. Pluribus unum) discontent/eam.
How many degrees separation can there be between eagle-song Life In The Fast Line & Bird On A Wire, anyway?
(Linda Ronstadt backers Henley & Frey – a hawk in Peyote disguise – one of the Neville brothers.)
Who says the road to dusty death can’t be the old rode hard & put up/down wet?
Or that committees, teams & tribes don’t just ‘diversify’ the weakness, but that those cirque du Soleil firing squads amplify the weakness?
QE down the equality = equal ZIRP zipline is a hiding in plain sight snake in the golf course grass disguise. Female serpents, keeping it simple, was it?
And for every eyes that can figure/ground this femme-fatale-you-better-watch-out instance there’s multitudinous theme variations those same eyes are, & will remain, completely blind to.
( … chickens in duck blinds having at nightin/abi/gale grrraptor in Adams disguise … remember that one?)
It’s color blindness of a different hue & cry.
And It’s A Kind of Magic/al “thinking.”
Cue Queen, Highlander soundtrack.
And the many locked into “their” multitudinal longitude say, “There can be only one” … Freddie Mercury … but wait, there’s “more” … the Q is dead, long live the Q … but not the IQ … hunt that Integrity to extinction … starve those Injuns.
Cue Neimoller. Who’re the Injuns now?
Cue Solzhenitsyn. Who’s stepping into the Putin-esca saucepot now?
Cue connie Francis. Who’s Sorry Now?
Or is that a trIQ/uestion?
Women can do anything men can do, just some things not nearly as good!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!