PALM BEACH. FL — In a surprise move, former President Donald Trump endorsed Bud Light as the “Official Beer Of MAGA” and announced trans icon Dylan Mulvany as his running mate in the 2024 election.
“Dylan Mulvaney is the greatest woman, the most fantastic woman, anyone who doesn’t think so is a total RINO,” said Trump at the announcement. “When you think of making America great, you think of baseball, Donald Trump, drinking Bud Light, and Dylan Mulvaney. We’re going to take America back, believe me.”
The controversial pick was met with immediate applause from the crowd at Trump’s rally, who praised Bud Light’s incredible taste and the radiant femininity of Dylan Mulvaney.
“Woo! I love Bud Light and trans women!! MAGA forever!” shouted Trump supporter Dale Miller. “No one knows how to bring back the soul of America like Trump. Hey Dylan! Hold my legs up so I can do a Bud Light keg stand!”
As of publishing time, Dylan Mulvany had graciously accepted Trump’s invitation to join him on the GOP ticket and was working to unite Trump’s base around the former president’s new campaign slogan “Make America Gay Again”.
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The four time bankrupt promoting a business that spat in people’s faces. Thanks but no thanks.
Why is it we never hear from the old woman who lost her home to Trump by imminent domain so he could put in a parking lot for the Trump Taj Mahal in Atlantic City?
Bad optics?
Hold my legs.
Put ’em over yer head and we’ll talk.
Brilliant move……………capture the faggot vote.
The fags captured that tard long ago. Nothing good EVER comes out of New York City. HARD STOP.
It worked out well last election
Auntie doesn’t give a damn who sleeps with who or what (consenting adults) or that Donald Trump wants the Qweers to vote for him. It’s a wealthy, politically powerful constituency.
The fact that Donald Trump LOCKED-FUCKING-DOWN the U.S.A. and is the most proud father of “Big, Beautiful, Vaxxines” are the two issues. Freedom vs. serfdom.
poopdick is gross, but I wouldn’t care either
except that fags are inherently most of the pedos
…when the fags got tired of barebacking dudes they jumped on the trannies…guys with tits…it makes them feel less gay…
You DO care…deeply, I suspect. It’s just that as a Christian, you and I know it isn’t our place to pass Judgment in that manner. That’s God’s Job. It would be impudent of us to intervene in ANY fashion. And the sodomites take that as a sign of weakness in us. Is it any wonder that God smote Sodom and Gomorrah? Every faggot on the planet STILL feels that slap in the face! It’s WHY they hate us hetero noramatives!
It IS a sign of weakness.
DAMN!!! THE BEE just got political!
If I was a voting man, I’d be upset right now!
What size campaign donation was this in exchange for?
He’ll appoint Kid CRock as DEI czar…