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Bob P
Bob P
February 9, 2024 7:46 am

The Super Bowl will feature a performance of the black national anthem, which prompts the question, how long before a transfreak national anthem? Anyway I was wondering about the black national anthem, what the tune was, what the words were, and it turns out that it uses the music of the Star-Spangled Banner with lyrics penned by some untalented fool. So you can sing along this coming Sunday, here are the words.

Hey, honkies we’ll steal anything that we spot

And shoot any niggas tryn’ to take what we got

So deliver us all the white bitches we crave

‘Cause, crackers you owe us for makin’ us slaves

and we don’t have to work, just another big perk
and, whitie you’ll pay us or we’ll go berserk
and make all the blue cities look like Newark
in the land of the freebies
and the home of depraved

I’m not sure what sick person wrote this, but he certainly seems racist.

Suds
Suds
  Bob P
February 9, 2024 7:50 am

Good day, BP.
First again, I see.
The feed must go up to Canada before it hits the U.S. EST, or something.

If the FF gang likes dogs, get ready for a blast of dog gone crazy from me.

Suds
Suds
  Suds
February 9, 2024 7:51 am

a softer side of life…

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Tigger
Tigger
  Suds
February 9, 2024 9:41 am

magic!

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Tigger
February 9, 2024 12:12 pm

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Jackie Puppet
Jackie Puppet
  Suds
February 9, 2024 3:07 pm

One of my favorite pics of my daughter & my bestest buddy long ago.
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The True Nolan
The True Nolan
  Jackie Puppet
February 9, 2024 7:00 pm

Which one’s which?

Hey! Don’t get mad! I don’t know what YOU look like. That may be a fake avatar pic!

(Just joking around, please, no actual disrespect meant. Lovely picture of your daughter.)

Jackie Puppet
Jackie Puppet
  The True Nolan
February 9, 2024 8:34 pm

Lol – when she was born, my first thought was, Thank God she’s got her mom’s looks – but at least she has my sense of humor for the most part!

T4C
T4C
  Jackie Puppet
February 9, 2024 7:53 pm

That’s gorgeous.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Jackie Puppet
February 10, 2024 12:45 am

Two angels.

Retirednottired
Retirednottired
  Suds
February 9, 2024 4:03 pm

I think Bob P has an in with our Great and Kindly Leader; he sends him a post the night before and it goes up along with the week’s FF.

AnalogMan
AnalogMan
  Suds
February 9, 2024 4:33 pm

Made my day. Thank you.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Suds
February 10, 2024 12:44 am

We hardly deserve these angels sent by God to teach us.
Dogs are a precious gift.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Bob P
February 9, 2024 9:45 pm

well at this point anyone watching any sports are the ones wrong with the country. cheering on their own extinction and happy to fund it.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Bob P
February 10, 2024 12:42 am

Bob, I’m still waiting for some negro…..any negro to tell me what and where IS the black nation.
Like where is this nation the anthem was written for. Can some spook show us all on a map
where this “Black nartion” is that an anthem was written for? Beuller?

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Colorado Artist
February 11, 2024 8:04 am

I wonder what percentage of ‘African Americans’ could find Africa or America on an unmarked globe.

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  Colorado Artist
February 11, 2024 10:01 am

Take the MLK Blvd. exit off the Freeway and you’re there.

Suds
Suds
February 9, 2024 7:51 am

Truth.

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again
again
  Suds
February 9, 2024 7:52 am

case in point…

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Suds
Suds
  again
February 9, 2024 9:08 am

even some little ones get it.

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Bob P
Bob P
  Suds
February 9, 2024 11:51 am

Good girl; best to learn this indispensable fact early.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Bob P
February 9, 2024 12:23 pm

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Retirednottired
Retirednottired
  Colorado Artist
February 9, 2024 4:06 pm

Sure, pal. Just wait until we finish laughing, okay?

The True Nolan
The True Nolan
  Suds
February 9, 2024 7:04 pm

Guiness Records recently recorded a NEW WORLD’s RECORD — in fact a DOUBLE World’s Record, qualifying in two categories, both STUPIDITY, and in ARROGANCE.
https://media.gab.com/system/media_attachments/files/158/568/689/playable/c6adcd7e1822ce45.mp4?_=2

Anonymous
Anonymous
February 9, 2024 7:52 am

YAY!
It’s Friday!

Student of History
Student of History
  Anonymous
February 9, 2024 8:17 am

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Student of History
February 9, 2024 12:23 pm

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Retirednottired
Retirednottired
  Student of History
February 9, 2024 4:07 pm

She looks like a nice friendly girl….

The True Nolan
The True Nolan
  Retirednottired
February 9, 2024 7:06 pm

This is a 28 year old woman who just spent seven years cruising a sailboat in the tropics.

Gregabob
Gregabob
  Student of History
February 9, 2024 11:57 pm

She probably has no idea what’s printed on her shirt. Reminds me of the pic I saw a while back of an Oriental girl on a train with a t-shirt that said ‘Blow job or no job’ –something tells me she didn’t read a word of English.

The True Nolan
The True Nolan
  Gregabob
February 10, 2024 9:11 pm

When my son was a teenager, one of his friends was thinking of getting a tattoo. My son told him, “whatever you get, make sure it is something that you will still want when you are sixty.” A week or so later the friend shows up, says “yeah, I really thought about and this is what I got.” He rolls up his pants leg and has a very nice Chinese ideogram character on his calf. My son asks, “what does it mean?” The friend replies, “It means ‘I AM THE MONKEY!!'”

Student of History
Student of History
February 9, 2024 7:53 am

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Bob P
Bob P
  Student of History
February 9, 2024 11:53 am

Oslo solves problem of how to warm frozen EV buses.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Student of History
February 9, 2024 4:46 pm

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Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
  Colorado Artist
February 9, 2024 7:37 pm

Or … as we used to call it in the ’50s … POETS Day … Piss On Everything Tomorrow’s Saturday …

Suds
Suds
February 9, 2024 7:54 am

IIRC, in this vid, the man who rescued this pup, then found a good home for him…visits.
And the dog remembers him well.

Bob P
Bob P
  Suds
February 9, 2024 11:54 am

Dog reminds me of a younger me when my wife wore a negligee.

The True Nolan
The True Nolan
  Suds
February 9, 2024 7:07 pm

Teflon spray is a great lubricant for handguns, but do NOT spray your dog’s paws.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Suds
February 10, 2024 12:47 am

Angel.

Student of History
Student of History
February 9, 2024 7:54 am

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GT Void
GT Void
  Student of History
February 9, 2024 8:17 am

Don’t leave out PROGRESSIVE and DEMOCRAT as well.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  GT Void
February 9, 2024 12:24 pm

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Suds
Suds
February 9, 2024 7:55 am

No farmers; no food.
No pretty ladies; no Friday Fail.

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No. 9
No. 9
  Suds
February 9, 2024 7:56 am

simple rural beauty…

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anonymous
anonymous
  Suds
February 9, 2024 3:13 pm

Right there. Life-long partner material.

Student of History
Student of History
February 9, 2024 7:55 am

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Student of History
February 9, 2024 4:48 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Colorado Artist
February 10, 2024 12:50 am

HAHAHAHAHAHAH!
Lighten upo downvote Franceeeze, it’s not a history lesson, it’s a meme about rock/paper/scissors. Sheesh, what a bunch of wet rags.
LOLLLL!

Student of History
Student of History
February 9, 2024 7:55 am

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Student of History
Student of History
  Student of History
February 9, 2024 7:57 am

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Retirednottired
Retirednottired
  Student of History
February 9, 2024 4:11 pm

Did she expect to reattach them at some point??

Student of History
Student of History
  Student of History
February 9, 2024 7:57 am

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Retirednottired
Retirednottired
  Student of History
February 9, 2024 4:11 pm

They can borrow some of ours….

Student of History
Student of History
February 9, 2024 7:56 am

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Suds
Suds
  Student of History
February 9, 2024 8:02 am

Curvy Snow Bunny, SOH. Cheeks.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Suds
February 9, 2024 9:43 am

SoH might be right, no high beams.

Bob P
Bob P
  Student of History
February 9, 2024 11:56 am

I wonder how come all the snow doesn’t melt.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Bob P
February 9, 2024 12:26 pm

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YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
February 9, 2024 7:56 am

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Suds
Suds
  YourAverageJoe
February 9, 2024 8:04 am

Epic, Gio. I like it.
But, maybe their souls will be in two different places, too.
Charles might be joining McStain, Bush, et. al.

again
again
  Suds
February 9, 2024 8:06 am

in keeping the theme…

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  again
February 9, 2024 12:26 pm

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Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
  Colorado Artist
February 9, 2024 7:43 pm

Sorry for you … look what he accomplished … and look how he loved her unconditionally …

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Anthony Aaron
February 10, 2024 12:53 am

It’s a meme.
It’s funny.
It’s from a movie.
It isn’t real.
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YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
February 9, 2024 7:56 am

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YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
February 9, 2024 7:57 am

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Suds
Suds
February 9, 2024 7:57 am
Fred Derf
Fred Derf
  Suds
February 9, 2024 11:39 am

just like my house

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Suds
February 10, 2024 12:54 am

Never gets old!

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
February 9, 2024 7:57 am

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  YourAverageJoe
February 9, 2024 12:28 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Colorado Artist
February 9, 2024 12:28 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Colorado Artist
February 9, 2024 12:28 pm

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YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
February 9, 2024 7:58 am

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Suds
Suds
February 9, 2024 7:58 am

hmm…

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YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
February 9, 2024 7:58 am

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  YourAverageJoe
February 9, 2024 12:31 pm

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Student of History
Student of History
February 9, 2024 7:58 am

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Bob P
Bob P
  Student of History
February 9, 2024 12:02 pm

Because the Davos/WEF ponces demand it.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Bob P
February 9, 2024 12:42 pm

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Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
  Student of History
February 9, 2024 7:47 pm

Apparently it’s a real thing in women’s beauty spas … vanity has no limits …

https://www.bostonmagazine.com/health/2015/04/14/baby-foreskin-facial-boston-hydrafacial/

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
February 9, 2024 7:59 am

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Muscledawg
Muscledawg
  YourAverageJoe
February 9, 2024 2:08 pm

Wouldn’t be surprised if Dan Bongino has seen that some mornings.

Student of History
Student of History
February 9, 2024 7:59 am

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Student of History
February 9, 2024 12:44 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  Student of History
February 9, 2024 10:39 pm

Back in my wilder days, if I saw a man and woman walking along a street, I’d yell out the window of my vehicle “Nice ass, babe!” Then when the woman yelled back, “Thank you!” I’d yell back, “Not you, lady! HIM!”
It was fun to look in my side view mirror as I drove away to see them collapsing in laughter.

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
February 9, 2024 7:59 am

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I got a name
I got a name
  YourAverageJoe
February 9, 2024 9:18 am

Babylon bee is now only weeks to days away from conspiracy to reality.
The spoiler alert website.

Suds
Suds
February 9, 2024 7:59 am

Yeah. Mmm-Hmm.

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Bob P
Bob P
  Suds
February 9, 2024 12:04 pm

Also FF aficionados. Right, you ugly bastards?

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Bob P
February 9, 2024 5:31 pm

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Student of History
Student of History
February 9, 2024 7:59 am

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Bob P
Bob P
  Student of History
February 9, 2024 12:05 pm

What a chicken.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Bob P
February 9, 2024 12:47 pm

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YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
February 9, 2024 7:59 am

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Bob P
Bob P
  YourAverageJoe
February 9, 2024 12:05 pm

Also, they’re stupid.

Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
  Bob P
February 9, 2024 7:49 pm

No … the rest of US that enable them are the stupid ones …

Student of History
Student of History
February 9, 2024 7:59 am

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Student of History
February 9, 2024 12:48 pm

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Suds
Suds
February 9, 2024 8:00 am

Consider:

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Suds
February 9, 2024 5:32 pm

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Student of History
Student of History
February 9, 2024 8:00 am

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YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
February 9, 2024 8:00 am

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Student of History
Student of History
February 9, 2024 8:00 am

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Bob P
Bob P
  Student of History
February 9, 2024 12:08 pm

I certainly hope they tested the procedure on bankers before they tried it on helpless snails.

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
February 9, 2024 8:00 am

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Retirednottired
Retirednottired
  YourAverageJoe
February 9, 2024 5:03 pm

Johnny Depp’s replacement in the upcoming Pirates movie is…a black, lesbian, socialist female. No lie!

Student of History
Student of History
February 9, 2024 8:00 am

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YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
February 9, 2024 8:01 am

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Student of History
Student of History
February 9, 2024 8:01 am

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Student of History
February 9, 2024 12:52 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  Student of History
February 9, 2024 1:51 pm

If you are giving a girl ‘head’, she’s a guy.

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
February 9, 2024 8:01 am

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Student of History
Student of History
February 9, 2024 8:01 am

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Student of History
Student of History
February 9, 2024 8:02 am

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YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
February 9, 2024 8:02 am

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Student of History
Student of History
February 9, 2024 8:02 am

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Bob P
Bob P
  Student of History
February 9, 2024 12:17 pm

Anything? Okay, darling, take off your clothes. I’ll do the same, and I’ll nestle in your safe space.

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
February 9, 2024 8:02 am

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  YourAverageJoe
February 9, 2024 12:53 pm

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Student of History
Student of History
February 9, 2024 8:02 am

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Bob P
Bob P
  Student of History
February 9, 2024 12:18 pm

I’m pretty sure I heard laughter when I promised God I’d give 10% to charity if He made sure I won the lottery.

james the deplorable wanderer
james the deplorable wanderer
  Student of History
February 9, 2024 7:11 pm

A truly faithful man made the prayer, “Oh God, please let me win the lottery. I could do so much good for the poor, the sick, the homeless. Please God, help me help them!”.
This is only noteworthy for the fact the man meant it. He really did, he was totally sincere. And God hears the prayers of the faithful. In this case, He chose to hold off and test the man.
So, the next day, the man made the same prayer. And then again, the next day.
This went on for 26 years. And you know even God has only so much patience. He heard every prayer the man made, every day, for 26 years. And finally He chose to act.
On the 26th year -plus- one day, the man got up and made his prayer. And the heavens opened, and a beautiful golden light shone down on the man. And he felt the warmth, the comfort, the joy of heaven fall upon him. And God spoke, and said: “MEET ME HALFWAY – BUY A TICKET!

Student of History
Student of History
February 9, 2024 8:03 am

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Bob P
Bob P
  Student of History
February 9, 2024 12:19 pm

Must involve a lot of yapping.

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
February 9, 2024 8:03 am

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Student of History
Student of History
February 9, 2024 8:03 am

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Ben
Ben
  Student of History
February 9, 2024 9:19 am

Whoever down voted this, definitely has a problem with reality.

k31
k31
  Ben
February 9, 2024 4:22 pm

We downvoted because that meme is in no way related to reality. He didn’t win by voters, and his admin is entirely Jewish because they run the show.

Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
  k31
February 9, 2024 7:59 pm

‘Of the 26 positions cabinet positions listed on WhiteHouse.gov, 9 of them are Jews. This is 35% of the cabinet. Jews are 2% of the US population, so they are overrepresented in this government by 17x.’

https://www.unz.com/aanglin/just-how-jewish-is-the-us-government/

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
February 9, 2024 8:03 am

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  YourAverageJoe
February 9, 2024 10:53 am

foreign aid solves problems in other countries? umm…

Student of History
Student of History
February 9, 2024 8:03 am

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Student of History
Student of History
  Student of History
February 9, 2024 8:04 am

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YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
February 9, 2024 8:03 am

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Anon y mous
Anon y mous
  YourAverageJoe
February 9, 2024 1:54 pm

and Grandma

Muscledawg
Muscledawg
  YourAverageJoe
February 9, 2024 2:17 pm

What!? Did admin get that Scratch n Sniff app installed without me knowing it?

Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
  YourAverageJoe
February 9, 2024 8:00 pm

From the Jill Biden wardrobe collection …

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
February 9, 2024 8:04 am

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  YourAverageJoe
February 9, 2024 1:03 pm

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Tigger
Tigger
  Colorado Artist
February 10, 2024 5:25 am

Wanks! that’s a classic there!

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
February 9, 2024 8:04 am

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Bob P
Bob P
  YourAverageJoe
February 9, 2024 12:22 pm

Me, too. Only after I intermingled with her for hours would she learn I know nothing of value.

Retirednottired
Retirednottired
  Bob P
February 9, 2024 5:11 pm

Hell, Bob, any of us could have told her that.

Student of History
Student of History
February 9, 2024 8:04 am

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Tigger
Tigger
  Student of History
February 9, 2024 9:49 am

This was a sign to be found in London,sadly I don’t know the story behind it.

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