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Suds
Suds
February 16, 2024 7:39 am

shamelessly taken from T.F.I.

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eraser
eraser
February 16, 2024 7:40 am

All that for a Cat? Meow.

James
James
  eraser
February 16, 2024 7:49 am

Anyone hurt me cats would go full blown John Wick on them!

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  James
February 16, 2024 2:31 pm

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Old Sailor USS JFK
Old Sailor USS JFK
  James
February 17, 2024 8:17 pm

LOL, good one even though I hate cats.

Suds
Suds
February 16, 2024 7:40 am

Hey. At least he’s not reliant on the bus. Usually.

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Bob P
Bob P
  Suds
February 16, 2024 7:55 am

If Washington DC were a truck.

James
James
  Bob P
February 16, 2024 8:14 am

I could fix it up to be a great truck,like the country will take a lot of effort and bleeding at times!

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  James
February 17, 2024 1:51 am

I wanted a windowless 4WD van so badly once.

Then I repented…..

The Orangutan
The Orangutan
  Bob P
February 16, 2024 4:59 pm

If Washington DC were a truck, there would still be more payments

Retirednottired
Retirednottired
  Suds
February 16, 2024 3:22 pm

Had a Datsun pickup much like that in the 80’s. Red truck with fenders held on with yellow duct tape. Wife refused to be seen near it, let alone in it.

James
James
  Retirednottired
February 16, 2024 8:35 pm

Hmmmmm…..”Wife refused to be seen near it, let alone in it.”

Seems that truck had a lot of useful qualities!

Suds
Suds
February 16, 2024 7:42 am

Sincerely,

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Bob P
Bob P
  Suds
February 16, 2024 7:58 am

The government and MSM will do their utmost to immunize us against this dangerous variant.

GT Void
GT Void
  Bob P
February 16, 2024 10:37 am

True. Just yesterday they arrested the informants who spilled the Beans on Joe & Hunters illegal business affairs.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  GT Void
February 16, 2024 1:11 pm

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Suds
Suds
February 16, 2024 7:43 am

One for Y.A.J.

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James
James
  Suds
February 16, 2024 7:47 am

Epic Suds!

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Suds
Suds
  James
February 16, 2024 7:49 am

Ahh. Thas’ for U 2, James. UR not forgotten.

again
again
  Suds
February 16, 2024 7:55 am

here’s another short cat vid…16 secs…about the limit I can handle of the rap garbage used. … best kept muted.

View post on imgur.com

I got a name
I got a name
  again
February 16, 2024 10:39 am

Originally, there was a letter “C” at the beginning of the term ‘crap music’…
but it was silent and it’s listeners were mostly illiterate, so in print it eventually morph into “rap”.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  I got a name
February 16, 2024 1:18 pm

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Cpt_Obviuos
Cpt_Obviuos
  I got a name
February 16, 2024 5:49 pm

They might as well combine so-called Country music with rap and call it Crap music.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  James
February 17, 2024 1:52 am

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Colorado Artist
  Colorado Artist
February 17, 2024 1:53 am

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Colorado Artist
February 17, 2024 1:54 am

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Colorado Artist
  Colorado Artist
February 17, 2024 1:55 am

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Colorado Artist
February 17, 2024 1:55 am

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Colorado Artist
February 17, 2024 1:56 am

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GT Void
GT Void
  Suds
February 16, 2024 10:37 am

A catloaf, popular in Lombardy region in Italy.

Student of History
Student of History
February 16, 2024 7:46 am

Well it’s here, and this week F.F. just kinda crept on me.
(Glad it did…)

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Student of History
February 16, 2024 1:16 pm

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Retirednottired
Retirednottired
  Student of History
February 16, 2024 3:28 pm

Okay, general question to all the FF regulars. I know lots of you are retired, so please explain why on earth you are up at 7AM to post here?? Since I retired, my typical rising time is about 9:30-10AM. Nothing going on in the world before then that I need to see.

One Man's Perspective
One Man's Perspective
  Retirednottired
February 16, 2024 4:37 pm

I wake up at odd hours sometimes and if I can’t doze back off, I get up, get moving, and do something; anything around the house, regardless of the hour. Sometimes just to stretch the muscles, as that helps ward off some aches and pains, if done on a regular basis.

In younger years, when I had to hear the alarm clock go off to start a work day,
that sleep loss concern caused anxiety, on the fear I’d hit the wall mid-day on the job. Diet played a role in that, as well.

After eating a meal, I often get drowzy, and I eat rather healthy.

The beauty of retirement from my viewpoint is, not being a slave to alarm clock or the time of day, and relief from morning daily obligations anymore.
Another bonus is to take a nap at home, anytime, if the drowzies hit.
If that causes erratic sleep patterns during the night, it doesn’t bother me as much as it used to. I’m blessed to be able to do that in my mid 60’s.

As for restless night time sleep, another possible cause if saturating the brain with web browsing in the hours before bed time. Guilty as suggested.
Dreams are all over the board, too, and rarely make sense. No rhyme or reason.

I don’t worry too much about it. Quite content, in almost any personal situation I find myself in, after walking away from corporate toxicity and greed, and having the freedom to work when I want, on whatever I want, or
occupy my time with physical activities I enjoy.

If laziness starts creeping in, I try to find some kind of improvement to do around the house. The list never ends of those kinds of opportunities.
If nothing else, going through all the stuff I’ve accumulated through the years, to purge / donate / sell / give away things that may hold some value for someone that could use it more than me.

I can see why some retirees die shortly after they quit a career of working.
I still like working, but on a less demanding schedule.
And admittedly, the danger of becoming a lethargic couch potato is not good.
Motion is lotion. Use it or lose it applies. To our brain, our muscles and our bones. Lungs, too. Fresh air is crucial.

Like mark, I’ve become a fan of periodic saunas or steam rooms, to sweat out
any potential toxins ingested via breathing polluted air, drinking liquids with hidden or unknown chemical additives, eating food with similar, or taking any pharmaceuticals, even if they help a condition.

I read somewhere that our perspiratory system and respiratory systems are critical, for the volume of waste elimination from the body. Moreso that our digestive system’s lower intestine, and our kidney blood filtering miracles that deposit liquid waste into increasingly weaker bladders and prostates as men age.

It was supposed to get easier, or so I thought. Still; happier now.
With age comes experience.
One doesn’t grow old by doing repetitive, foolish, or neglectful things.
Nowadays, it’s been proven that a healthy diet intake and regular exercise, along with fulfilling activities and social life will keep you out of the Doctor’s offices, both physical and mental, and keep you out of the hospital except those with chronic conditions, sometimes not always their own fault.
Some folks get dealt a shitty hand. Play it the best way you know how, I suggest.

Them’s my 2 cents.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Retirednottired
February 16, 2024 4:45 pm

I wake up at 8:10 am mountain like clockwork.
I have some coffee, do my bidness, have some more coffe, back to my bidness,
then around 10 or 10:30, I shitpost here for about 2 hous, then I head to the easel.
Late in the afternoon when everbody else id done, I throw some art on.
I’ve never heard of an artist retiring, we just don’t make as much art as we used to.

Student of History
Student of History
February 16, 2024 7:47 am

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Bob P
Bob P
  Student of History
February 16, 2024 8:04 am

Now wait a minute. THE SCIENCE has reached a consensus that throwing soup on priceless art cuts down on global warming because . . . er . . . because THE SCIENCE says so! So there.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Bob P
February 16, 2024 1:17 pm

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Texas Khaan
Texas Khaan
  Colorado Artist
February 16, 2024 3:26 pm

Is this the ‘national security threat’ ???

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Texas Khaan
February 16, 2024 4:46 pm

This is actual CIA footage of a “russian space nuke”

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Student of History
February 16, 2024 10:22 am

“Souping is a scientifically valid way to sequester morons in jail.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Student of History
February 16, 2024 10:24 am

It was a “run by souping” with a high capacity soup can….the type banned in Cali-formed-ya.

I got a name
I got a name
  Student of History
February 16, 2024 10:44 am

Looks like someone photoshopped in the demonic and creepy smile and face of mark zuckerberg

Student of History
Student of History
February 16, 2024 7:48 am

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Suds
Suds
February 16, 2024 7:48 am

Ugh. Pretty sloppy here, Skippy. Fail.

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Suds
February 16, 2024 2:33 pm

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Retirednottired
Retirednottired
  Colorado Artist
February 16, 2024 3:31 pm

Hmm, testicles?

Suds
Suds
  Retirednottired
February 16, 2024 4:39 pm

Bruce would probably take her jugs, if they could swap w each other.

Student of History
Student of History
February 16, 2024 7:48 am

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Student of History
Student of History
February 16, 2024 7:49 am

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Student of History
Student of History
February 16, 2024 7:49 am

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Bob P
Bob P
  Student of History
February 16, 2024 8:12 am

The CIA assassinated the Kennedys.

The Western economy is one giant Ponzi scheme.

Epstein was the face of a CIA/Mossad operation that to this day blackmails Western politicians to do their bidding.

Justin Trudeau doesn’t have a dick, and he’s Castro’s son.

The Democrats brazenly stole the 2020 and 2022 elections and are setting up to repeat the crime this year.

Biolabs in Ukraine were specialists in creating pandemics.

The covid pandemic was a means to siphon power and trillions of dollars from the workers to the parasite class and to control any blowback.

The USA, with help from Norway and the UK, blew up Nord Stream. Germany’s sackless leaders just let it happen.

One of the few signs that Western humour still exists is Friday Fail.

Tigger
Tigger
  Bob P
February 16, 2024 8:24 am

Can’t argue with that , all true!

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Tigger
February 16, 2024 2:37 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  Bob P
February 16, 2024 2:42 pm

Report over at the daily mail that the US and China are working with bird flu viruses in gain of function research to make bird flu’s far more transmissible and deadly. Research taking place in China, Scotland and in the U.S. state of Georgia.

Student of History
Student of History
February 16, 2024 7:49 am

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Bob P
Bob P
  Student of History
February 16, 2024 8:19 am

I’d love to drive this through downtown Ottawa at noontime when billions of useless bureaucrats are strolling to lunch after wasting my taxes fucking up my country all morning.

Student of History
Student of History
February 16, 2024 7:50 am

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Bob P
Bob P
  Student of History
February 16, 2024 8:28 am

That’s not true or they wouldn’t have insisted we get the covid shots . . . wait.

GT Void
GT Void
  Student of History
February 16, 2024 10:48 am

You pay into it all your life, they earn interest on it and raid it whenever they want, then they tax you when you want it back while not even nearly paying you what you put into it. Another scam brought to you by your government.

Ned
Ned
  GT Void
February 16, 2024 1:23 pm

AND, giving back some of what they stole from you and your employer with massively depreciated currency.

Lostokie
Lostokie
  GT Void
February 16, 2024 1:58 pm

They don’t raid the “Social Security Trust Fund.” From the beginning, the Social Security Administration is required by law to buy a special Treasury Bond with any funds left over after expenditures. Therefore, by design, the money paid into Social Security by today’s “investors” are used to pay previous “investors.” That is the very definition of a Ponzi scheme. “A Ponzi scheme is an investment fraud that pays existing investors with funds collected from new investors.” If any of us tried what the US government is doing they would put us in jail.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Lostokie
February 16, 2024 4:48 pm

And ALL Pozi schemes fail.
I hope to get a tiny fraction of what was stolen from me before the inevitable cave in.

Lostokie
Lostokie
  Colorado Artist
February 16, 2024 7:15 pm

Yes, because you eventually run out of new investors.

GuitarmanFL
GuitarmanFL
  Lostokie
February 17, 2024 3:50 pm

Then how come they never run out of welfare or want to reform it?

Lostokie
Lostokie
  Student of History
February 16, 2024 1:47 pm

Sorry, we are not “owed” Social Security.

From: https://www.cato.org/commentary/there-right-social-security

“Ephram Nestor was a Bulgarian immigrant who came to the United States in 1918 and paid Social Security taxes from 1936, the year the system began operating, until he retired in 1955. A year after he retired, Nestor was deported for having been a member of the Communist Party in the 1930s. In 1954 Congress had passed a law saying that any person deported from the United States should lose his Social Security benefits. Accordingly, Nestor’s $55.60 per month Social Security checks were stopped. Nestor sued, claiming that because he had paid Social Security taxes, he had a right to Social Security benefits.

The Supreme Court disagreed, saying “To engraft upon the Social Security system a concept of ‘accrued property rights’ would deprive it of the flexibility and boldness in adjustment to ever changing conditions which it demands.” The Court went on to say, “It is apparent that the non‐​contractual interest of an employee covered by the [Social Security] Act cannot be soundly analogized to that of the holder of an annuity, whose right to benefits is bottomed on his contractual premium payments.”

The Court’s decision was not surprising. In an earlier case, Helvering v. Davis (1937), the Court had ruled that Social Security was not a contributory insurance program, saying, “The proceeds of both the employee and employer taxes are to be paid into the Treasury like any other internal revenue generally, and are not earmarked in any way.”

In other words, Social Security is not an insurance program at all. It is simply a payroll tax on one side and a welfare program on the other. Your Social Security benefits are always subject to the whim of 535 politicians in Washington. Congress has cut Social Security benefits in the past and is likely to do so in the future. In fact, given Social Security’s financial crisis, benefit cuts are almost inevitable. Several proposals to cut benefits, from increasing the retirement age to means testing, are already being debated.”

Ned
Ned
  Lostokie
February 16, 2024 2:55 pm

In summary, We’re going to steal this from you and your employer, you can’t do shit about it and we might give some pack to you, someday.

Retirednottired
Retirednottired
  Lostokie
February 16, 2024 3:36 pm

“Lockbox.”

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Lostokie
February 16, 2024 6:07 pm

I took mine as soon as I could at 62. I never understand people that say they are going to wait more years so they can get a couple hundred more a month. The government does that cause they hope and constantly try to have you die before then. The amount of money you get taking it early adds up quickly and surpasses the little extra you may get a month if you wait. Never wait on money from the government. They may decide not to give it to you at all.

Lostokie
Lostokie
  Anonymous
February 16, 2024 7:33 pm

I haven’t checked in a while, but when I researched Social Security for some college papers 20 years ago there were about 6 workers for each person drawing SS. Projections were there would be 2 workers for every person drawing SS by something like 2040. When I read that I realized SS was not sustainable and the generations working at that time would probably refuse to pay in.

Needless to say, I’ve been trying to figure out a way to supplement my retirement income (if I’m even able to retire).

Edit for spelling.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Anonymous
February 16, 2024 8:54 pm

I’ve done the same, and haven’t regretted it a bit.
Since began 2 years ago, I’ve seen 2 COLA bumps the last 2 January’s,
for a reasonably modest raise. My logic was, with as much as they took from my gross earnings in 5 years of labor and wages, I’m going to try and milk some of it back for as long as possible, starting as early as possible, because they way these idiots print, and refuse to cut spending,
I believe we are throttling full steam ahead toward a cliff and over it,
plunging into hyperinflation, ultimately.
Nice thing about drawing SS benefit checks, you can still work a PT job and earn up to almost 20k, before the Feds penalize you and demand some of the SS funds back. So, combined with a frugal mindset, the income has been enough to not have to yet tap into self funded IRA, and SEP account holdings, or liquify other assets to pay the bills.
A 401k was liquidated and rolled over into a more stable preservation of principal, at the sacrifice of growth in the fund.
If the gov gets desperate and goes after bank savings, 401k funds of private citizens, then the end of social order will be closer, and blood will run thicker in the streets, with hyperinflation causing all kinds of mayhem. That scenario doesn’t seem too far down the road, speculating with all the dark storm clouds on the horizon. I’m concentrating on simple pleasures, living within my means, but finding more fun and relaxation, instead of working harder to chase more taxable income.
I figure to get as much enjoyment as possible, as soon as possible, since
we have no idea how much more freedom and financial independence will be allowed, and not stolen away by uncontrollable, greedy thieves.

Phil
Phil
  Student of History
February 17, 2024 1:03 am

Since when does the government give a fuck about saving money?

Student of History
Student of History
February 16, 2024 7:50 am

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James
James
  Student of History
February 16, 2024 7:54 am

No worries,will have me crew on it pronto!

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  James
February 16, 2024 2:49 pm

The ducks were just trying to create a textured concrete surface that was more aesthetically pleasing to the eye than a blank surface. Duck art matters and they weren’t going to duck their responsibilities.

Bob P
Bob P
  Student of History
February 16, 2024 8:30 am

That’s big goose nkit on little pond Friday Fail.

GT Void
GT Void
  Student of History
February 16, 2024 10:48 am

That pothole is now a protected wetland. It is forbidden to ever fix it.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  GT Void
February 16, 2024 1:23 pm

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Student of History
Student of History
February 16, 2024 7:50 am

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Bob P
Bob P
  Student of History
February 16, 2024 8:33 am

The old people keeled over when they were given a mandatory covid shot, and the women and children are being trafficked by Mexican drug cartels and their CIA cohorts.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Bob P
February 16, 2024 1:24 pm

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James
James
  Colorado Artist
February 16, 2024 2:34 pm

Have explosives on hand for folks with guns who ARE NOT your friends.

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  James
February 17, 2024 2:03 am

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Colorado Artist
February 17, 2024 2:05 am

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Jackie Puppet
Jackie Puppet
  Student of History
February 16, 2024 6:26 pm

There’s one single, solitary White kid on the right – how’d he get in there?

Student of History
Student of History
February 16, 2024 7:50 am

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Bob P
Bob P
  Student of History
February 16, 2024 8:38 am

Exactly. I spent three decades as a consultant evaluating public policies, a field I was trained for at a top US grad school (when that meant something), and, being retired, I was able to spend hundreds of hours educating myself about covid. Still, practically all my friends and family dismissed my views on the public policy responses to covid, because, in their view, the government and corporate media would never lie about something so important.

Tigger
Tigger
  Bob P
February 17, 2024 4:08 am

I know the feeling well! my friends circle diminished almost entirely.
Friends who had been highly critical of Government on other subjects, just couldn’t believe that they would lie over covid. Critical thinking just disappeared, everything focused on their own survival and safety. Not being vaxxed I became a danger to them and no amount of persuasion on my part changed anything.

GT Void
GT Void
  Student of History
February 16, 2024 10:51 am

Bingo!

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Student of History
February 16, 2024 3:11 pm

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Retirednottired
Retirednottired
  Colorado Artist
February 16, 2024 3:41 pm

SCIENCE…is never “settled.”

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Retirednottired
February 16, 2024 4:49 pm

Psy-ence.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Student of History
February 16, 2024 6:10 pm

and if it hasn’t affected them yet, it must not be true.
They are so brain washed they cannot comprehend or accept the levels of evil and corruption that surround and manipulate them and most don’t want to know

Suds
Suds
February 16, 2024 7:51 am

I don’t really indulge in these. Too damn sweet, but M&C’s after dinner are a weakness.

h/t Woodsterman

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Bob P
Bob P
  Suds
February 16, 2024 8:45 am

Yup, too sweet. I like mainlining Cinnabons.

Suds
Suds
  Bob P
February 16, 2024 10:53 am

glazed cinnamon bear claws and apple fritter doughnuts
will elicit a Home Simpson ‘Mmmmm’ from me, BP.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Suds
February 16, 2024 1:25 pm

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Student of History
Student of History
February 16, 2024 7:51 am

Possibly my favorite this week so far…

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Tigger
Tigger
  Student of History
February 16, 2024 8:26 am

Well, it would appear that we certainly didn’t win the war!

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Tigger
February 16, 2024 4:50 pm

My hilarious dad used to say, “Good thing we won whe war else
everyone would be driving German and Jap cars.”

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Tigger
February 16, 2024 6:12 pm

the Germans just came over to America for the Fourth Reich and kept up on their crimes against humanity.
see and research Operation Paperclip

Steve Z.
Steve Z.
  Anonymous
February 26, 2024 5:46 pm

Anon,
You obviously swallowed the propaganda.

Student of History
Student of History
February 16, 2024 7:51 am

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Student of History
February 16, 2024 1:25 pm

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A9racer
A9racer
  Colorado Artist
February 16, 2024 8:35 pm

Yep, I used that one a few times.
Couldn’t tell if it got a smile or not…

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  A9racer
February 17, 2024 2:07 am

You didn’t…..

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Colorado Artist
February 18, 2024 12:11 am

(Get a smile)

Student of History
Student of History
February 16, 2024 7:52 am

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Jackie Puppet
Jackie Puppet
  Student of History
February 16, 2024 6:29 pm
Suds
Suds
February 16, 2024 7:52 am

Yes, some in diff generations just aren’t the same types of people.

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Student of History
Student of History
February 16, 2024 7:52 am

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Student of History
Student of History
  Student of History
February 16, 2024 8:04 am

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Bob P
Bob P
  Student of History
February 16, 2024 8:50 am

I’m not sure whether she’s wearing fake eyes or mirrors.

Student of History
Student of History
February 16, 2024 7:53 am

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Suds
Suds
February 16, 2024 7:53 am

Not a fail here. An example of good karma that came around, eventually.

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  Suds
February 16, 2024 8:09 am

shit. Double dip.
Chocolate chip.

Suds
Suds
  Anonymous
February 16, 2024 10:56 am

HERE is the example of good karma coming back around, albeit delayed a few years, with fascinating synchronicity, to borrow a phrase from a fren, similar
to divine timing, sometimes postponed a while, but worth it’s wait in gold.
See what I did there?

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Suds
February 16, 2024 4:52 pm

The Lord works in mysterious ways.

Student of History
Student of History
February 16, 2024 7:53 am

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James
James
  Student of History
February 16, 2024 7:58 am

Hmmmmm……..,

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Bob P
Bob P
  James
February 16, 2024 8:52 am

It’s gonna backfire, coyote.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  James
February 16, 2024 10:33 am

Bad rifle position Wiley
But? Funny meme!

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Anonymous
February 17, 2024 2:08 am

Guaranteed that ‘yote has a lung hole from that very rife.

Student of History
Student of History
February 16, 2024 7:53 am

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Bob P
Bob P
  Student of History
February 16, 2024 8:53 am

I thought I could get 30% off if I shopped naked. Instead I got 30 days (and lots of horrified screams).

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Bob P
February 16, 2024 2:55 pm

Lucky you. If I went shopping naked, I’d be followed by a mob who couldn’t stop pointing and laughing.

Phil
Phil
  Anonymous
February 17, 2024 1:07 am

Two things a ‘lady’ never does in the bedroom. Point and laugh.

doorguy500
doorguy500
  Phil
February 18, 2024 7:56 pm

Where us ShwWhoShallNotBeNamesd??? I miss her point of view… ‘down boy’…..

Student of History
Student of History
February 16, 2024 7:54 am

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Student of History
Student of History
  Student of History
February 16, 2024 7:56 am

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MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  Student of History
February 16, 2024 10:59 am

And the greatest evil ever created by man.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  MrLiberty
February 16, 2024 1:27 pm

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A9racer
A9racer
  Student of History
February 16, 2024 8:38 pm

That is the secret sauce, SoH

Student of History
Student of History
February 16, 2024 7:54 am

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Bob P
Bob P
  Student of History
February 16, 2024 8:56 am

Then when the dishwasher started leaking she couldn’t turn it off until after it overflowed.

A9racer
A9racer
  Bob P
February 16, 2024 9:07 pm

…prematurely

Student of History
Student of History
February 16, 2024 7:54 am

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Student of History
Student of History
February 16, 2024 7:55 am

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Bob P
Bob P
  Student of History
February 16, 2024 8:59 am

FF Poll of the Week

Do you favour cutting off Ivy League graduates from any positions of power?

Yes = thumb up
No = thumb down

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Bob P
February 16, 2024 1:29 pm

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Texas Khaan
Texas Khaan
  Bob P
February 16, 2024 3:39 pm

Secondary poll:
Do you favor cutting pieces off of Ivy League grads.
YES I do = up
I am an Ivy League grad = down

Flashman O'Toole
Flashman O'Toole
  Bob P
February 16, 2024 4:51 pm

Just 89% of them.

Student of History
Student of History
February 16, 2024 7:55 am

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A9racer
A9racer
  Student of History
February 16, 2024 9:10 pm

I don’t party much since I quit drinking.
Same thing with hanging out the vaxxed

Student of History
Student of History
February 16, 2024 7:55 am

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YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
February 16, 2024 7:56 am

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I got a name
I got a name
  YourAverageJoe
February 16, 2024 10:56 am

Their cage is a “smart” phone.

Student of History
Student of History
February 16, 2024 7:56 am

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Bob P
Bob P
  Student of History
February 16, 2024 9:01 am

Or you can politely reply, “Thanks but fuck off.”

A9racer
A9racer
  Student of History
February 16, 2024 9:11 pm

“Can I bring bacon?”

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
February 16, 2024 7:57 am

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Tigger
Tigger
  YourAverageJoe
February 16, 2024 8:28 am

Cute.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Tigger
February 16, 2024 1:30 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  Colorado Artist
February 16, 2024 4:00 pm

You should be honest and tell her the truth.

Suds
Suds
  Anonymous
February 16, 2024 4:46 pm

At this stage of the game, I’d leave it. Happy wife; happy life.

Steve Z.
Steve Z.
  YourAverageJoe
February 26, 2024 5:56 pm

How the immune system is built.

Student of History
Student of History
February 16, 2024 7:57 am

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YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
February 16, 2024 7:57 am

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Bob P
Bob P
  YourAverageJoe
February 16, 2024 9:03 am

How to tenderize beef.

Paul D
Paul D
  YourAverageJoe
February 16, 2024 6:31 pm

Fond memories of my 4-H and FFA days. Cattle rule!
Guess I’ll be hearing from the poultry and porcine lobby, now.

Steve Z.
Steve Z.
  YourAverageJoe
February 26, 2024 5:59 pm

It’s a fact. After sex, females want to snuggle.
Good boy!

Student of History
Student of History
February 16, 2024 7:57 am

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YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
February 16, 2024 7:57 am

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Student of History
Student of History
February 16, 2024 7:57 am

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YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
February 16, 2024 7:58 am

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Bob P
Bob P
  YourAverageJoe
February 16, 2024 9:06 am

Or, engaged (left) and married.

Student of History
Student of History
February 16, 2024 7:58 am

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Suds
Suds
February 16, 2024 7:58 am

An EMT’s rebuttal bumper sticker,
on the back of an ambulance, perhaps, to proud parents?

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Student of History
Student of History
  Suds
February 16, 2024 8:12 am

Interestingly, the most intelligent kids I met during my brief stint in High School were the ones doing drugs. A majority of the school’s “honor society” were regular users…

GT Void
GT Void
  Student of History
February 16, 2024 10:58 am

and it is the academicians and intelligentsia that brought us socialism. I see a pattern here.

Muscledawg
Muscledawg
  GT Void
February 16, 2024 1:26 pm

Yeah, but they were the C students.

A9racer
A9racer
  Muscledawg
February 16, 2024 9:16 pm

Intelligent and educated are 2 completely different concepts.
Like that book,
“How to appear indoctrinated enough to avoid the re-education camps”

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  Student of History
February 16, 2024 11:03 am

In college, some of the best at Organic Chemistry were actually applying it for fun and profit.

Phil
Phil
  MrLiberty
February 17, 2024 1:11 am

They were motivated.

Ned
Ned
  Student of History
February 16, 2024 1:40 pm

Well, reality IS for those that can’t handle drugs. Did I get that right?

fujigm
fujigm
  Ned
February 16, 2024 9:41 pm

Sure did, bro.
There’s nothing quite like seeing a man firing at you with an AK ripped in half by your 50 at 500 meters out.
The rush is nothing any drug can give you.

Student of History
Student of History
February 16, 2024 7:58 am

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YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
February 16, 2024 7:58 am

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Suds
Suds
  YourAverageJoe
February 16, 2024 8:11 am

seen outside of Kamaltoes house?

I wuz going to wait until her mug got dropped somewhere on FF to post this,
but couldn’t wait for that to happen. I have work to do.

So, with Kamala in mind, the following meme fits.

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Bob P
Bob P
  Suds
February 16, 2024 9:14 am

Why I decided to forego brushing my teeth last night.

Student of History
Student of History
February 16, 2024 7:58 am

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Bob P
Bob P
  Student of History
February 16, 2024 9:10 am

Closer to the mark would be replacing the sand with a huge heap of bullshit.

GT Void
GT Void
  Bob P
February 16, 2024 11:00 am

They all should have buttplugs in as well.

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  Student of History
February 16, 2024 11:04 am

Those holes required actual work…so I call BS.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  MrLiberty
February 16, 2024 1:35 pm

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A9racer
A9racer
  Colorado Artist
February 16, 2024 9:18 pm

Ahhh, a proper home school curriculum

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
February 16, 2024 7:59 am

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Student of History
Student of History
  YourAverageJoe
February 16, 2024 8:13 am

Here in Norway the answer would be “All I can afford.”

Suds
Suds
  Student of History
February 16, 2024 4:48 pm

Norwegian your whole life, or an expat, Student? Curious.

Student of History
Student of History
  Suds
February 17, 2024 9:13 am

Well…
. . . I’ve spent 1/3 of my life each in Norway, USA & UK.

Not an ideal situation – at this point no matter which of those countries I’m in, I’m not considered native. But my heart belonged to Norway all my life. When it was time to decide where to spend the rest of my days it was a simple choice – though it’s not worked out quite as well as it would’ve had I moved back home about 10 years sooner.

And that’s all I’ll divulge on-line in one go for now.

Suds
Suds
  Student of History
February 17, 2024 10:33 pm

I appreciate the response, pupil. Always good to hear someone’s take from the front lines.
Be well over there. & stay in touch, bud.
Good job with content these last few weeks.
Rave on.

Thunder
Thunder
  Student of History
February 16, 2024 5:25 pm

Taxing isn’t it !

Student of History
Student of History
February 16, 2024 7:59 am

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A9racer
A9racer
  Student of History
February 16, 2024 9:20 pm

I learned what a rhombus was in elementary school and never, ever heard the term ever again until today…

Phil
Phil
  A9racer
February 17, 2024 1:13 am

To be honest I always thought a rhombus was a room you played in or a robotic vacuum cleaner.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Phil
February 17, 2024 2:23 am

Or the parallelogram of fuck off.

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
February 16, 2024 7:59 am

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A9racer
A9racer
  YourAverageJoe
February 16, 2024 9:21 pm

Thats how I enforce social distancing…

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