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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
February 16, 2024 8:10 pm

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Texas Khaan
Texas Khaan
  USA Cowboy
February 16, 2024 9:16 pm

Does my harem count ?

Bob P
Bob P
  Texas Khaan
February 16, 2024 10:19 pm

That your harem pictured above?

nkit
nkit
  Bob P
February 17, 2024 1:25 am

lmao…

Texas Khaan
Texas Khaan
  Bob P
February 17, 2024 1:43 am

I didn’t mean to imply that those in the picture were mine.

crawdad
crawdad
  Texas Khaan
February 19, 2024 2:36 am

They’re deductible.

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
February 16, 2024 8:11 pm

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Lucretius
Lucretius
  USA Cowboy
February 17, 2024 2:22 am

It’s wearing a mask, I’d step out for a pack o smokes, while ‘it’ receives ‘hellth care’ .

Peace, L.

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
February 16, 2024 8:11 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
February 16, 2024 8:12 pm

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Texas Khaan
Texas Khaan
  USA Cowboy
February 16, 2024 9:17 pm

Miss Gimmedat is more like it.

Bob P
Bob P
  USA Cowboy
February 16, 2024 10:21 pm

With that face be happy if he only demands 70% of your income.

I got a name
I got a name
  USA Cowboy
February 16, 2024 11:27 pm

It’s nice these days that future 1/2 dozen cat lady is warning un-savvy men to… RUN LIKE HELL.

Lucretius
Lucretius
  USA Cowboy
February 17, 2024 2:25 am

Ms. Indi, aka vagilogic… permini single.

Old Sailor USS JFK
Old Sailor USS JFK
  USA Cowboy
February 17, 2024 6:52 pm

Hope you Enjoy Being an OLD MAID, LOL.

The True Nolan
The True Nolan
  USA Cowboy
February 17, 2024 9:09 pm

Men think that being productive means creating something valuable, or maybe providing a service which people need, or even developing an idea to improve lives here on earth.

Women think that being productive means convincing a man to give them resources.

That is not a joke, not an exaggeration, not a metaphor of some kind. That is LITERALLY how women think. If you happen to be a young man hearing this for the first time, remembering this will save you sanity, your finances, and maybe even your life.

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
February 16, 2024 8:13 pm

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I got a name
I got a name
  USA Cowboy
February 16, 2024 11:30 pm

Do kids today even know what fractions are?

nkit
nkit
  I got a name
February 17, 2024 1:27 am

certainly not black kids…

The True Nolan
The True Nolan
  I got a name
February 17, 2024 9:11 pm

Only a few post-grads.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  I got a name
February 17, 2024 11:43 pm

!/2 of them don’t.

(See what I did there?)

Lucretius
Lucretius
  USA Cowboy
February 17, 2024 2:28 am

That’s a metric 1/2″, duh!

Fred Derf
Fred Derf
  Lucretius
February 17, 2024 9:30 am

lol

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
February 16, 2024 8:13 pm

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MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  USA Cowboy
February 16, 2024 9:28 pm

Here’s some better gloves…
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RLABruce
RLABruce
  MrLiberty
February 17, 2024 9:33 am

Sharpen the points for better penetration.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  RLABruce
February 17, 2024 11:45 pm

With a bunch of lead shot over the knuckles.

james the deplorable wanderer
james the deplorable wanderer
  Colorado Artist
February 19, 2024 6:21 pm

Rollerball time!

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Rollerball (1975)

In a corporate-controlled future, an ultra-violent sport known as Rollerball represents the world, and one of its powerful athletes is out to defy those who want him out of the game.
Play trailer3:05

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
February 16, 2024 8:14 pm

Who remembers these

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
February 16, 2024 8:16 pm

Damn the next 3 I better not post. Closer to the edge than I am comfortable on this site. Any how
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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
February 16, 2024 8:19 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
February 16, 2024 8:19 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
February 16, 2024 8:21 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  USA Cowboy
February 16, 2024 10:23 pm

The red shirt’s already dead.

I got a name
I got a name
  Bob P
February 16, 2024 11:32 pm

They were always the walking dead.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Bob P
February 17, 2024 11:45 pm

Bob…

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!

Who said that? No one you know!
Who said that? No one you know!
  USA Cowboy
February 17, 2024 11:28 am

lol

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
February 16, 2024 8:21 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  USA Cowboy
February 18, 2024 8:00 pm

I’m tired of you posting pics of ugly women

Anonymous
Anonymous
  USA Cowboy
February 19, 2024 12:34 pm

….hat should be on her head.

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
February 16, 2024 8:22 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
February 16, 2024 8:29 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  USA Cowboy
February 17, 2024 11:48 pm

Brilliant.
When ANY gun ban bill comes up anywhere, the first question to the gun banner should be:

“How will this bill keep guns out of the hands of criminals?”

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
February 16, 2024 8:30 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
February 16, 2024 8:30 pm

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Texas Khaan
Texas Khaan
  USA Cowboy
February 16, 2024 9:24 pm

The garlic, I have lots of that, it’s gone wild around here, almost a weed, so are chives.

Lucretius
Lucretius
  Texas Khaan
February 17, 2024 2:51 am

KhAAAAAAN,

there are many worse curses to suffer, try going without!

Peace, L.

hammie
hammie
  Texas Khaan
February 17, 2024 2:25 pm

You must be in Northeast Texas. Down here here near Rockport, we only see sea grasses and cactus growing wild. I am trying to get some Paquin chili peppers to take hold in my acidic sandy soil.

nkit
nkit
  hammie
February 17, 2024 10:45 pm

how about s0me quality soil in a 3-7 gallon bucket. I too, have sandy acidic soil. I do Jalapenos that way. Get good yields. Either that or dig a hole and lime the shit out of it…

Texas Khaan
Texas Khaan
  hammie
February 18, 2024 1:53 am

I am located in NW Comanche county, my place has 3 different soil types on 25 acres. 1 is hard & limey, not very good for growing anything the other 2 are clay loam, which are decent, garlic is a weed there, watermelon, cantaloupes, peppers, tomatoes, squash do great too. In the very near vicinity there is a deep sandy loam too, that was excellent for peanuts.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Texas Khaan
February 17, 2024 11:50 pm

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You say that like it’s a bad thing….

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
February 16, 2024 8:31 pm

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GNL
GNL
  USA Cowboy
February 16, 2024 9:03 pm

Deserved it.

fujigm
fujigm
  GNL
February 16, 2024 9:21 pm

I don’t know him, but I’ll allow it.

VOWG
VOWG
  USA Cowboy
February 17, 2024 7:29 am

As one who refused any of the shots, good-bye.

Tigger
Tigger
  USA Cowboy
February 17, 2024 11:59 am

Karma.

Retirednottired
Retirednottired
  USA Cowboy
February 18, 2024 10:34 pm

Karma for one more Lefty shithead.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  USA Cowboy
February 19, 2024 2:44 am

vandaelle has been brain dead for a long time before Nov.18.

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
February 16, 2024 8:32 pm

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I got a name
I got a name
  USA Cowboy
February 16, 2024 11:35 pm

’cause he activated it.

Lucretius
Lucretius
  USA Cowboy
February 17, 2024 2:55 am

Interesting hand gestures… by all .

Peace, L.

FaithfulDawgOLazarus
FaithfulDawgOLazarus
  Lucretius
February 18, 2024 9:49 am

Do you mean to say that half of the person in the picture were holding their nuts?

Anonymous
Anonymous
  FaithfulDawgOLazarus
February 19, 2024 2:47 am

Nice catch …….. hahahaha.

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
February 16, 2024 8:33 pm

View post on imgur.com

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
February 16, 2024 8:36 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
February 16, 2024 8:43 pm

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Not a republicrat
Not a republicrat
  USA Cowboy
February 16, 2024 11:07 pm

Bullshit propagandha

Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
  Not a republicrat
February 17, 2024 12:09 am

They’ve been shoving anti-German and anti-Russian propaganda down our throats for more than 100 years … plus against the Palestinians … plus against Iran … plus against — basically, everyone they don’t want US to like.

VOWG
VOWG
  Not a republicrat
February 17, 2024 7:30 am

Not a sane person either.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Not a republicrat
February 17, 2024 11:55 pm

It’s not about NAZIs or Germans you half-wits.
It’s about the murder the powerful state does to an unarmed populace.
Grow an abstract mind or perish.

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
  Colorado Artist
February 21, 2024 9:28 pm

Thank you. That was the point of the meme

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
February 16, 2024 8:43 pm

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The True Nolan
The True Nolan
  USA Cowboy
February 17, 2024 9:16 pm

They would stage mass shootings and kill innocent people just for the sheer satanic joy of it. The gun control and confiscation is just icing on the cake.

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
February 16, 2024 8:44 pm

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MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  USA Cowboy
February 16, 2024 8:49 pm

Time to trade in your Tesla.

Texas Khaan
Texas Khaan
  USA Cowboy
February 16, 2024 9:29 pm

Yeah, I know what that means, you should have replaced that leaking cork valve cover gasket last year.

Bob P
Bob P
  USA Cowboy
February 16, 2024 10:26 pm

I’d say it means Run!

Lucretius
Lucretius
  USA Cowboy
February 17, 2024 3:09 am

Yes, yes I do, (speaking as a retired mechanic) it means PAY ME! Not a liar, not a thief, you’re an idiot and ignored obvious sight, smells or sounds .

To quote a modern day scholar, Nelson, ‘Ha Ha’.

Retirednottired
Retirednottired
  USA Cowboy
February 18, 2024 10:42 pm

Had that happen to me once. On a trip, 300 miles from home, stopped in a Dunkin for wake-up juice. Came out to smoke rising from under the hood. Panicked, raised hood, panicked some more, thinking HTH do I get back home now? Guy strolls out of DD upends his coffee over the flames, and says have a nice day, and walks off.

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
February 16, 2024 8:44 pm

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I got a name
I got a name
  USA Cowboy
February 16, 2024 11:38 pm

….deep down though… it confirms you are the one in the cage and always have been.

The True Nolan
The True Nolan
  I got a name
February 17, 2024 9:18 pm

I divorced my first wife when I found myself remembering more and more the words of an elderly friend. He kept saying, “If I had killed my wife ten years ago I would be out of prison by now…”

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
February 16, 2024 8:45 pm

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Lucretius
Lucretius
  USA Cowboy
February 17, 2024 3:14 am

Yawn,

that is a long winded way of saying ‘goobermint IS the virus’… Ya wolverines an shit.

Ed
Ed
  Lucretius
February 17, 2024 8:08 am

Nah, it’s a conservatard way of saying “only half the government is the enemy”.

rlabruce
rlabruce
  Ed
February 17, 2024 9:41 am

Since ALL our government is Leftist, ALL the government is the enemy. Proof: Can you point to ANY Conservatives in government? Me neither!

GuitarmanFL
GuitarmanFL
  USA Cowboy
February 17, 2024 2:51 pm

It’s worse than you think.

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
February 16, 2024 8:46 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
  USA Cowboy
February 16, 2024 9:07 pm

I’m out good night and a great weekend Y’all.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  USA Cowboy
February 16, 2024 9:12 pm

Adios saddle buddy. Fine job.

Texas Khaan
Texas Khaan
  USA Cowboy
February 16, 2024 9:31 pm

Thanks a lot Cowboy !!!

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
  Texas Khaan
February 16, 2024 9:54 pm

Y’all welcome and I thank you as well as others. Did my best tonight with little sleep. Feel like crap going to bed.
Again thanks for support

nkit
nkit
  USA Cowboy
February 17, 2024 1:32 am

Good job, friend…thanks..

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
February 16, 2024 9:38 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
February 16, 2024 9:39 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
February 16, 2024 9:40 pm

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Texas Khaan
Texas Khaan
February 16, 2024 9:40 pm

This Wise guy really cracks me up, one example of the havoc he creates:

It Came From 1987

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
February 16, 2024 9:40 pm

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Lucretius
Lucretius
  USA Cowboy
February 17, 2024 3:23 am

Cowboy,

my time is mine . If you are attempting to infringe on my time, FO! Respectfully, forget your shit.

Peace, L

PS; I take my retirement quite seriously, kindly FO.

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
February 16, 2024 9:41 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  USA Cowboy
February 18, 2024 12:00 am

Parents are time’s arrows.
We shoot our children into the future in the hope or arrows find a worthy unknowable target kowing we won’t ever know.
Parenthood is an act of hope for humanity.
We are here for a reason.
Have hope.
It’s why I’m A Christian.

Texas Khaan
Texas Khaan
February 16, 2024 9:41 pm

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Texas Khaan
Texas Khaan
February 16, 2024 9:42 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
February 16, 2024 9:42 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
February 16, 2024 9:42 pm

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Texas Khaan
Texas Khaan
February 16, 2024 9:43 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
February 16, 2024 9:43 pm

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Texas Khaan
Texas Khaan
  USA Cowboy
February 16, 2024 9:54 pm

Jimmy Carter ran across a killer rabbit in a rowboat, as I recall. Speaking of James Earl Carter Jr. of Plains, GA how is it possible that he’s not dead yet?

Nocte_Volens
Nocte_Volens
  Texas Khaan
February 16, 2024 10:51 pm

My guess is that he never stopped breathing.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Nocte_Volens
February 17, 2024 12:55 am

Speaking of game animals…
Here is a dear friend and collegue who passed away 2 years ago.
One of the best who ever painted sporting art. We still show our work
in a gallery in Charleston. Eldridge Hardie.
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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Colorado Artist
February 17, 2024 1:03 am

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Colorado Artist
February 17, 2024 1:03 am

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Colorado Artist
February 17, 2024 1:04 am

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Colorado Artist
February 17, 2024 1:12 am

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Colorado Artist
February 17, 2024 1:14 am

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Colorado Artist
February 17, 2024 1:15 am

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Colorado Artist
February 17, 2024 1:17 am

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Colorado Artist
February 17, 2024 1:19 am

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Colorado Artist
February 17, 2024 1:20 am

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Colorado Artist
February 17, 2024 1:25 am

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Colorado Artist
February 17, 2024 1:27 am

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Colorado Artist
February 17, 2024 1:31 am

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Colorado Artist
February 17, 2024 1:37 am

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Tigger
Tigger
  Colorado Artist
February 17, 2024 3:45 am

I have to say that they are stunning.

nkit
nkit
  Colorado Artist
February 17, 2024 1:39 am

This is the kind of artwork that I really love. I know you do also, as all of this could be yours, too. You’re both talented beyond belief, my Avs fan buddy..

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  nkit
February 17, 2024 1:44 am

Thank you my friend.
Your kind words put a big smile on my face.
One day, I’ll figure out how to put all my paintings and drawings and illustrationas into jpegs so I can post some here. I have a career full of vicious political cartoons and other work besides my fine art.

And my Avs are in free fall. MacKinnon cannot carry the whole team. The Bolts showed that. Avs couldn’t keep up for 60 minutes. And the magnificent Cale Makar went minus 3…Ouch.
We need our alcoholics back!
May God bless you.

Lucretius
Lucretius
  Colorado Artist
February 17, 2024 2:11 am

C A,

you have an amazing eye for light, both in your work and what you favor and share. I appreciate all that you share. Thank God, the gawds, WTF ever for brief glimpses of serene beauty .

If you can’t see something beautiful, it’s all just a big fucking mess!

Peace, L.

nkit
nkit
  Lucretius
February 17, 2024 10:57 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Lucretius
February 18, 2024 12:08 am

Well said.
If one cannot see beauty, one can only see ugliness.
And that is no way to live.

Lucretius
Lucretius
  Nocte_Volens
February 17, 2024 1:53 am

WRONG! He’s a witch!!!

Does he float?

Peace, ‘Tim’

Texas Khaan
Texas Khaan
February 16, 2024 9:44 pm

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Rise Up
Rise Up
February 17, 2024 11:59 am

Last week’s FF was a bust…I mean, not enough female bust. Good to see an improvement this week.

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Stu Gotz
Stu Gotz
February 17, 2024 1:40 pm

another movie poster for your entertainment
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