The September Surprise

Authored by Heather Higgins via RealClear Wire,

What’s a Democrat to do?

President Biden’s poll numbers seem set in quicksand. Now the special counsel’s justification for not recommending charges against Biden for having “willfully retained and disclosed classified materials” is damning: Biden’s memory has such “significant limitations” that the special counsel believed he could not convince a jury that Biden has a “mental state of willfulness” that a serious felony (or, presumably, serving as president) requires. Cue the campaign commercials.

Salvation lies in the DNC rules. Remember the New Jersey “Switcheroo” way back in 2002, when Democrats turned a sure loss of a Senate seat into a win by swapping out their losing candidate at the last minute, overriding a state law that said it was too late in the cycle for such a switch?

Bet on Democrats to pull the same “switcheroo,” but at an even higher level – and even later than you expect – possibly at but more likely about two weeks after their convention, giving us a “September Surprise.” Joe Biden is a placeholder quelling current competition for a much better bet – Michelle Obama – just in time to turn a sure loss in 2024 into a surprise potential victory.

“Tosh!” you say. “She’s said she hates politics, she doesn’t want to run.” Ah, she made every one of those statements before she got to see Biden redefining the job and expectations for the presidency. Now she knows that when the media wants a president in place, a four-day workweek, consisting of one social obligation per day, and everything else delegated, will suffice. And that’s without a highly experienced First Gentleman.

“Pure lunacy!” said Karl Rove speaking to host Stuart Varney on Fox about the possibility of a Michelle Obama candidacy. “People would say, ‘You know what, that’s Barack Obama going for a third term.’ They wouldn’t go for it.”

Oh yes they would. Let’s remember that the received wisdom from the GOP professional class was that Obama couldn’t possibly get the nomination in ’08, or that once he did that he couldn’t win, and that he would lose in 2012. Apparently that underestimation persists.

Swapping out candidates so close to an election isn’t as rare a thing as you might think. In that very same 2002 election cycle, for instance, Minnesota Democrats had to replace their Senate candidate, incumbent Paul Wellstone, after he was killed in a plane crash just days before the election. And almost exactly two years earlier, Missouri Democrats had to replace Gov. Mel Carnahan, their candidate for the U.S. Senate, in late October, when he died in a plane crash.

As the New Jersey case proved, the closer you can get to Election Day before making the switch, the better chance you will have. Less time for the other side to conduct new opposition research, do some polling, figure out a new strategy, and create advertising campaigns. Less time, too, that the replacement candidate needs to actually campaign.

The switch could be done at the convention – but that requires 300 delegate signatures, and would open the door to a lot of politicking over several weeks by other potential candidates. It would make ’68 look like a picnic, and potentially put Michelle in the grubby position of seeking support just like everyone else.

But should Biden be incentivized to suddenly declare a new health issue that leads him to announce a week or two after the convention that he will continue his term but will not be running, suddenly we have one of those crises that should not be wasted. Rising above it all and quelling the haggling, Michelle – with her 91% popularity among Democrats and 68% nationally when she left the White House, and with the Obama fundraising and political network and job experience – can accede when pressed, for the good of the country, to graciously accept her grateful party’s nomination.

The challenge will be to navigate the various obscure state laws setting hard to determine deadlines for ballots in time to be printed and mailed to voters overseas. In sum, as Washington, D.C.-based election lawyer Ronald Jacobs helped to unpack, while party rules dictate how the nominee is selected, state law dictates when the party can make that change. For many states, those laws are woefully unclear. And even where the law is clear, a court could step in (and has) to force the state to change as they did in New Jersey.

Past legal rulings seem to indicate that August 27 isn’t a problem, but Oct. 1 may be too late (though the likelihood of any court having the fortitude to tell half the country their nominee can’t be on the ballot seems unlikely). Figure two-plus weeks after the convention to be the last safe opportunity to switch.

DNC rules that apply are actually rather simple. Article Three, Section 1(c) of the Charter & Bylaws of the Democratic Party says “The Democratic National Committee shall have general responsibility for the affairs of the Democratic Party between National Conventions … This responsibility shall include filling vacancies in the nominations for the office of President and Vice President.” The chairman confers with Democratic Congressional Leadership and the Democratic Governors Association and takes a decision to all 483 DNC members to vote on.

It’s been done before. In 1972, Democrats realized weeks after their nominating convention that the man they had nominated for vice president, Missouri Sen. Thomas Eagleton, had undergone shock therapy a decade earlier. Eagleton withdrew from the ticket – thereby creating a vacancy – and left it to the DNC to choose a replacement. McGovern finally got Kennedy in-law Sargent Shriver to agree to what became a suicide mission.

The Eagleton/Shriver swap was a poorly run thing, catch-as-catch-can, with the presidential candidate always running a day behind the news. Michelle Obama’s entry into the 2024 campaign as Joe Biden’s replacement will be handled in a far more professional manner.

Why Michelle? It would make no sense for Biden to remove himself from the ticket in order to simply elevate Vice President Kamala Harris. The point of the whole exercise is to win. Michelle Obama is the only potential candidate who could safely replace a black woman on the Democrat ticket without causing a major political disruption inside a core Democrat voter group. Plus, Michelle is Teflon: a popular celebrity with little track record – and the guarantee that any criticism will elicit a chorus of “racist!” and “sexist!” accusations. She is by far the hardest candidate for Trump to beat.

Mrs. Obama has been acting for several years as though she is rebranding for the gig. Her book launch looked nothing like a book tour, but a reintroduction, complete with billboards and sell-out celebrity interview performances, of the new Oprah-ized, smiling, hey-girlfriend, loving-America Michelle.

A few weeks ago, she said publicly she was “terrified” about the potential results of the election, saying her fears of the possible outcomes keep her awake at night.

And just recently an entire special edition of Life magazine about the inspiring Michelle Obama parked itself for $14.99 at your nearest supermarket checkout line. The cover may say “The Post-White House Phenomenon,” but everything post-White House is confined to five paragraphs in the first introductory pages – while the rest of the 112 glossy pages are one-third backstory and two-thirds Michelle in the White House, looking presidential. The last page is Michelle on stage at the 2016 convention, solo, looking like she’s just received the nomination – and under the heading “Crowd Pleaser.” On the back cover are the Obamas at their second inaugural ball – with President Obama bowing to the stately Michelle.

It’s not enough though that the lady is willing and prepared. The ground must be laid. In late ’22 I predicted in the second part of a tweet, that oddly no longer shows up when searched, that in 2023 we’d see house organs of the left like the Washington Post and other mainstream outlets suddenly shift from treating Hunter Biden’s problems like a GOP fever dream to a real problem, along with other Biden criticisms. That happened on cue. Now we have a special counsel report reminiscent of Comey’s hit on Hillary.

Of course, executing this scenario requires enough carrots and sticks for Biden to give up his place on the ticket. By summer, it’s likely his polls will be so bad that a November loss seems a foregone conclusion. His legacy wouldn’t be that he was the man who removed Donald Trump from the White House, it would be that he was the man who let Trump back in to prosecute him and his family. Even Jill will face reality and, like Bob Torricelli before them, opt for the switcheroo.

In London, where betting on American politics is legal, more bets recently were placed on Michelle Obama becoming president than on Biden, and she remains in second place in the RealClearPolitics Betting Odds Average for the Democratic nomination.

What do those bettors know that American pundits don’t?

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21 Comments
KJ
KJ
February 16, 2024 10:08 am

Can’t wait to get the Big Mike chant going:

“WHIP IT OUT!! WHIP IT OUT!!”

NtroP
NtroP
  KJ
February 16, 2024 11:12 am

BIG MIKE! “Show us your dick!”

Iska Waran
Iska Waran
February 16, 2024 10:10 am

I’ve long scoffed at the idea of them swapping in Big Mike, but it’s looking more likely. Why not? Since Biden’s corpse has been acting as president, they could use anyone. Women would vote Michelle in.

The Orangutan
The Orangutan
  Iska Waran
February 16, 2024 12:20 pm

Yes, looking more likely. And as the article suggests, why not swap one two-carder for another two-carder – or is Big Mike actually a three-carder?

Anonymous
Anonymous
  The Orangutan
February 16, 2024 1:17 pm

Perhaps Barack could dress up as First Lady?

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Iska Waran
February 16, 2024 1:16 pm

WHITE women would vote Michelle in. Stupid Cows.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Anonymous
February 16, 2024 2:42 pm

Votes are unnecessary.

Leah
Leah
  Anonymous
February 17, 2024 5:23 am

Never.

The Central Scrutinizer
The Central Scrutinizer
  Leah
February 17, 2024 8:16 am

See Murphy’s First Law.

Ed
Ed
February 16, 2024 11:11 am

The switch could be done at the convention – but that requires 300 delegate signatures, and would open the door to a lot of politicking over several weeks by other potential candidates.

No, not at all. There already exists the precedent of actually eliminating a convention by declaring a “virtual convention” because covid. Whatever is decided has to be done in order to keep the mail-in ballots in play will include the non-convention scenario of ’20. Hide in the tall grass and watch.

LittlePatienceLeft
LittlePatienceLeft
February 16, 2024 12:23 pm

DNA test for the office!
Doesn’t matter who gets the nomination, only the anointed one by those unseen will win.
And remember that the country, the demoncrats in particular, need someone to blame for the mess that is rapidly spiraling out of control. I don’t think that Big Mike wants to be sitting in the chair when it is time to blame someone for the mess.
Bitem could run and win with Big Mike as his VP. Win for the demoncrats.

ILuvCO2
ILuvCO2
  LittlePatienceLeft
February 16, 2024 4:01 pm

Agreed. Better to blame Trump for the downfall of western civilization, but still keep their greedy little dickbags in the trough of corruption.

SGT Todd Wiseman
SGT Todd Wiseman
February 16, 2024 1:41 pm

Impure FantasyLand, will NEVER happen , if the rumours ring true that IT is a half man half woman half breed freak of nature (b Obama’s marriage partner) like Bruce Jenner, voters do NOT support that sick immoral perverted filth, but NOV voting is all rigged to the core now via code hackers in checkle slah vok ia, fully expect the HoLy Rapture soon after the 040824 eclipse, by Summer for sure, say JuLy 1st , freedom day here in Canada

IA4Freedom
IA4Freedom
February 16, 2024 1:44 pm

The crazy lawsuits to keep Trump on the ballot are just a ruse to get the Supreme Court to write a 9-0 decision in which they tell the states they cannot prevent the parties choice from being on he ballot. Wait and see. The opinion will crush the states ability to control their own elections. It was never about keeping Trump off. It’s a strategy that will bite back on the states when they put Moo-Shelle on the democrat ticket.

lamont cranston
lamont cranston
February 16, 2024 3:29 pm

If you thought Barry’s Birth Certificate was a fraud, how about Big Mike’s?

Mac
Mac
  lamont cranston
February 17, 2024 2:10 am

A little off topic, but would Kamala like to suck Big Mike’s?

Montefrío
Montefrío
February 16, 2024 4:12 pm

Given the for me newly learned info about the laws and their weakness, it no longer seems at all far-fetched that such a travesty could occur. I’ve now begun racing against the clock to liquidate all US holdings before the risk of capital controls becomes higher than my nerves can tolerate. Buying farmlette supplies like mad and beefing up the well-drilling & machine shop businesses with still-available-but-for-how-long? stuff. If Big M takes the White House, I believe it’s pretty much all over for the USA as a going concern.

TN Patriot
TN Patriot
February 16, 2024 7:31 pm

Super delegates cannot vote on the first round of presidential selection at the democrat convention, so Joe could withdraw his name and release his delegates who would cast ballots for a wide range of new candidates HiLIARy, The Bern, Wretched Whitmer, Lieawatha, etc. On the second ballot, the super delegates will vote for whoever Bathhouse Barry tells them to vote for and that will be your candidate. Big Mike for the win.

Anonymous
Anonymous
February 17, 2024 7:30 am

The September Surprise? Michelle comes out as trans?

Anonymous
Anonymous
February 17, 2024 7:32 am

DNC to Court: We Are a Private Corporation With No Obligation to Follow Our Rules

The court recognized that the DNC treated voters unfairly, but ruled that the DNC is a private corporation; therefore, voters cannot protect their rights by turning to the courts:

https://ivn.us/posts/dnc-to-court-we-are-a-private-corporation-with-no-obligation-to-follow-our-rules

Anonymous
Anonymous
February 17, 2024 7:03 pm

BULL
SHIT

NEVER
GONNA
HAPPEN

PUT YOUR
MONEY
WHERE YOUR
KEYBOARD IS

OR
SHUT.THE.FUCK.UP