NEW YORK, NY — Scores of truckers have vowed to boycott New York City in response to the “egregious” $355 million fraud ruling against former President Donald Trump. The possible boycott has been a source of concern for the city’s teachers, as it could delay shipments of gay porn to their elementary schools.
“Some inner-city children are too poor for the privilege of having gay porn at home. This vulnerable population relies on us to provide them with armfuls of such material at taxpayers’ expense,” said one school teacher, “If our supply of smut for children is cut off, these children may, in fact, die.”
Democrat lawmakers in NYC are scrambling to avert the disaster of children having no access to obscene filth by proposing a law to fine each individual trucker $355 Million for boycotting the Big Apple. Judge Engoron pledged his help by offering to fine truckers “80 gazillion splintillion frillion dollars.”
At publishing time, truckers had offered to end the boycott if they would be allowed to plow through the NYPD dance team.
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Funny, but that doesn’t look like an actual teacher. Teachers look like this:
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She needs a nose ring to really bring out her inner brute.
What you don’t see in that close-up is Princess Leia about to wrap her chains around its neck and choke the lights out. It will never see a penny of that money Han owes it.
Sucks to be a New Yorker right about now.
Say “Ola” to your new replacements.
Sometimes it’s almost difficult to differentiate between “Real” Headlines and The Bee. SOMETIMES it’s only a matter of time until The Bee is actually correct with their sarcasm……
Have a really, really wealthy friend whose twin, early 20s daughters decided to live in B’klyn for “fun”. Bet the family will tell them to, as Matt Dillon said, “GET OUT OF DODGE”.
Delaying the gay porn…that would be a major pain in the ass…or maybe not.
They can always call on Mayor Pete to come visit and give presentations of his specialty to all the kiddies.