‘Trump Is The Greatest Threat To America,’ Says Man Overseeing Invasion Of America

Via The Babylon Bee

U.S. — The man overseeing the invasion and accelerating destruction of America announced today that the biggest threat facing America is, in fact, Donald Trump.

“As war erupts across the globe and 7.2 million illegal immigrants stream into this country, mark my words – the biggest threat we face is Donald Trump,” said Biden. “No amount of terrorists crossing the border can compare to the imminent danger posed by this man selling golden sneakers to pay his legal fees.”

According to sources in the White House, the speech came after an extensive threat assessment conducted by the FBI and the DOJ. “We reviewed every threat posed to America, from millions of military-age males coming across our border, to the human trafficking performed by South American crime networks,” explained FBI Director Christopher Wray. “After exhaustive research, we have determined that the greatest threat to our nation’s well-being is Donald Trump. Trump is like democracy’s kryptonite, which, if you know comics, is even more dangerous than a Russian nuclear bomb launched from outer space. It’s not even close.”

As Biden continued to oversee the dismantling of defense systems to protect America’s sovereign borders, he assured the nation that he would do everything in his power to stop Trump. “Even if I have to give millions of these illegal immigrants the right to vote, I’ll jump on that grenade to save our country,” said Biden. “There is simply nothing I won’t do.”

At publishing time, another 48,000 illegal immigrants had crossed into the country during Biden’s speech.

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Anonymous
Anonymous
February 21, 2024 6:54 pm

Love the Bee fellas, but Big Orange didn’t help much with the border, either.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Anonymous
February 21, 2024 8:00 pm

HAHAAHHAAH!

Look into it and get back to us…

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Colorado Artist
February 22, 2024 12:38 am

OK DVs.
Take the test:
What were the criminal alien invasion numbers during DJT’s term then Pedo Joe’s?
Post the numbers…..and let us all see.

( psssst…It’s a YUUUGE disparity…YUGE!)

10ffgrid
10ffgrid
February 21, 2024 6:54 pm

We’re circling the drain, and the democrat bastards are focused on taking away our Constitutional freedoms and liberties.

Vektor
Vektor
February 21, 2024 10:33 pm

Hi Joe Biden. I hope you have a fucking stroke but don’t die. I hope you suffer for as long a possible you piece of human shit.

And for the feds reviewing this post, I hope the same for you because you are traitor to this country.

World War Zero
World War Zero
February 21, 2024 10:42 pm

Pondering, what if “space nukes” scare mongering is ZATO setting up Russia and Agent 45 to take the blame when degenerate Pentagon false fag EMPs rural heartland America? Food production and fracking killed, etc

Anonymous
Anonymous
February 22, 2024 7:42 am

Says the man persecuting his political rival