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Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
  Administrator
February 25, 2024 11:44 am

And, as the government of Scotland informed us last summer, they’ve cut down about 16 million trees … to install wind farms …

I wonder what the break even point is for the entire energy cost to cut down those 16 million trees and the energy that will be generated from those wind farms …

https://nordictimes.com/environment/scotland-cuts-down-16-million-trees-for-wind-power/

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Anthony Aaron
February 25, 2024 6:09 pm

The loudest cheers are from women. Females are stoooopid.

Tigger
Tigger
  Anthony Aaron
February 26, 2024 5:07 am

A very simple answer, there isn’t a break even point. Those responsible for that insane act should be in jail!
Clown world doesn’t come close to describing the idiocy of that action.

wxtwxtr
wxtwxtr
  Administrator
February 25, 2024 12:13 pm

Forgot to use it as a buttwipe ….

Anonymous
Anonymous
  wxtwxtr
February 25, 2024 12:58 pm

Or kindling.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Administrator
February 25, 2024 12:21 pm

The essence of slavery is its involuntary nature. If one chooses addiction, it is foolish, but not slavery. The nature of the state is slavery: it prevents one from choosing, refusing, leaving, and keeping the fruit of one’s labors.

gb1234
gb1234
  Anonymous
February 25, 2024 1:15 pm

People choose the instant gratification of porn, drugs, games, entertainment, gluttony, etc. In this sense, the bondage they receive is involuntary.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  gb1234
February 25, 2024 1:29 pm

They enter that slavery voluntarily. It is not forced upon them. They have free will; agency. Again, a foolish choice, but a choice nonetheless.

Balbinus
Balbinus
  gb1234
February 25, 2024 2:29 pm

You are either a bond servant of Jesus Christ or a slave to the devil. No other choices available.

TrumpsUrDaddy
TrumpsUrDaddy
  Balbinus
February 26, 2024 9:13 am

You should tell Jesus, because Mary Magdalene . . . , et al he who is without sin . . . .

Anonymous
Anonymous
  gb1234
February 25, 2024 6:11 pm

TOTALLY voluntary.

TrumpsUrDaddy
TrumpsUrDaddy
  Anonymous
February 26, 2024 9:11 am

Like what the IRS overseers do to we the sheeple for the ruling class elites.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Administrator
February 25, 2024 12:22 pm

Venal diagram

Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
  Anonymous
February 25, 2024 3:33 pm

Hey … don’t get critical … remember VP Harris loves those Venn diagrams …

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Anthony Aaron
February 25, 2024 3:50 pm

But she really likes Peen diagrams.

};^D

B_MC
B_MC
February 25, 2024 9:31 am

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B_MC
B_MC
February 25, 2024 9:35 am

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  B_MC
February 25, 2024 6:13 pm

NOT a satire.

Bart
Bart
  B_MC
February 26, 2024 10:32 am

Excellent.

B_MC
B_MC
February 25, 2024 9:36 am

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World War Zero
World War Zero
  B_MC
February 25, 2024 12:58 pm

Lol thank goodness Zelly only landed on his coke numbed skull.

B_MC
B_MC
February 25, 2024 9:40 am

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B_MC
B_MC
February 25, 2024 9:43 am

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Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
  B_MC
February 25, 2024 11:50 am

About 15 years ago, I worked at a trucking company based at PDX … and there was a young woman dispatcher there who was constantly complaining about how she needed a new(er) car, but couldn’t afford one.

So … I said to her that we should look at just 2 expenses of hers that I’d observed just at work: her SBUX consumption and her smoking.

We tallied up her monthly expense for just those 2 items … it came to just north of $820 a month … at that time, with a reasonable down payment, she could have afforded payments on a brand new bottom line Mercedes Benz …

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Anthony Aaron
February 25, 2024 1:12 pm

Many years ago, before Craigslist had been destroyed by termites, I posted a short bullet-point note there, similar to what you’ve done with that girl, and people wrote back in awe, as if struck by a heavenly epiphany or ingenious revelation, beyond the reach of ordinary minds.

I believe I began that post with a headline claiming that I would give whoever read and followed it a $5k/yr. raise right away, with no additional income generated, and make them a bit healthier and thinner and less stressed, too. They were each gobsmacked, and it was only an introductory thumbnail essay to open minds – which it did.

People have been just so dumbed down and infantilized. And I’m not some world-killing go-getter. I’ve had a rough, disordered life since childhood (actually, BECAUSE of childhood). We have a lot of lost ground to try to recover. End the Fed, and most of fedgov, to begin.

Anonymous
Anonymous
February 25, 2024 11:49 am

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m
m
  Anonymous
February 25, 2024 2:28 pm

Hitler-Wink

That’s OK, the armed to the teeth citizenry will take care of that.

Anonymous
Anonymous
February 25, 2024 12:06 pm
Anonymous
Anonymous
February 25, 2024 12:12 pm

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Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
  Anonymous
February 25, 2024 3:34 pm

… to ‘None of the Above’ …

That’s got to leave a skid mark on your ego …

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Anthony Aaron
February 25, 2024 3:52 pm

But it has no effect on the ambitions of the narcissistic.

Anonymous
Anonymous
February 25, 2024 12:49 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  Anonymous
February 25, 2024 1:02 pm

Actually, Ron also would veto a bill, whenever he and his staff had denied been a chance to read it, such as when it was passed at three AM. What a righteous dude. Almost 89 years old and will not shut up. Sowell’s the same, and is nearly 94.

When I think how worn out I occasionally feel in my early sixties, I admire them even more. The weariness is more mental than physical, though. People are sofa king thick and immovable on their views, even as they acknowledge that what they do amounts to nothing. It’s hard to keep trying to persuade them.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Anonymous
February 25, 2024 1:05 pm

“It does not take a majority to prevail … but rather an irate, tireless minority, keen on setting brushfires of freedom in the minds of men.”
― Samuel Adams

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Anonymous
February 25, 2024 1:33 pm

If we can get the Pareto of Pareto (4%) up to Pareto (20%), we will win handily. Many of the laggards are just worried about daily survival, or just know nothing. When we show them another way, with liberty and markets over arbitrary and criminal .gov, many will come along. When it’s 2/3 over the last 1/3, it’s over. Some will shriek and burn stuff, but they will lose.

People like Tom Woods and his compadres are building real parallel societies as we speak:

Yes we can.

Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
  Anonymous
February 25, 2024 3:37 pm

Thanks for the Vaughan Williams piece … here and on the SMC page …

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Anthony Aaron
February 25, 2024 3:43 pm

Thanks for digging it, and for the classical Sundays section. That music is the sound of humanity at its best. We can do and be so much more.

A thousand other renderings of the above:
https://www.google.com/search?q=sixth+brandenburg+allegro+best+version&sca_esv=3020367edbd259b4&biw=1163&bih=501&tbm=vid&ei=J6fbZemBM6bU5NoPyaO04A8&ved=0ahUKEwipsd6arseEAxUmKlkFHckRDfwQ4dUDCA0&uact=5&oq=sixth+brandenburg+allegro+best+version&gs_lp=Eg1nd3Mtd2l6LXZpZGVvIiZzaXh0aCBicmFuZGVuYnVyZyBhbGxlZ3JvIGJlc3QgdmVyc2lvbjIIECEYoAEYwwQyCBAhGKABGMMEMggQIRigARjDBEjkLlCjBljSLXABeACQAQGYAVqgAdQMqgECMjO4AQPIAQD4AQGYAgygAsUGwgIIEAAYgAQYogTCAgoQIRgKGKABGMMEmAMAiAYBkgcCMTI&sclient=gws-wiz-video

Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
  Anonymous
February 25, 2024 3:36 pm

And a SCOTUS Justice warned US in the very early-1900s to beware the tyranny by the minority … 

How very prescient …

Anonymous
Anonymous
February 25, 2024 12:53 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
February 25, 2024 12:53 pm

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m
m
  Anonymous
February 25, 2024 2:30 pm

Go to Moscow and be shell-shocked ~ experience it.

The True Nolan
The True Nolan
  m
February 25, 2024 3:57 pm

Or Singapore. Or Hong Kong. Or any major world city which does not allow African and Middle East “immigrants” (aka parasites). I love free market capitalism and revere our now-dead Constitution, but it is looking like the nature and ethics of the population do far more to mold a country’s nature than its form of government.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  m
February 25, 2024 5:24 pm

Go to NYC and walk down 42nd street at 1am, be careful not to step on the used condoms and needles…

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Anonymous
February 25, 2024 5:23 pm

My first visit to Venice; a beautiful warm spring day we sit at a quaint canal side cafe sipping coffee in a gentle breeze as a gondola drifts by, followed closely by a big human turd…

Unreconstructed
Unreconstructed
  Anonymous
February 25, 2024 6:54 pm

Back in 1977 I worked as a supervisor on a rig that drilled the first wells ever drilled in the Gulf of Alaska (100 miles +/- from any land.) This was pretty high profile and we would bring out helicopter loads of people (local officials, represenatives of the fishing/crabbing industry and the media out to the rig to tour the operations. Naturally one of their main concerns (other than how to make millions $$$) was our impact on the environment and the fishing industry in particular. On a trip in to Kodiak I was walking along the harbor where all the fishings boat were moored. I hear this gurgling noise and looked over the seawall and see a 12″ – 18″ pipe flowing directly into the harbor dumping raw sewage complete with human turds, condoms, kotex and other feminine “Hygene” products. Think about that the next time you purchase seafood from the pristine waters of our 50th state.
By the way, our permit to drill was held up temporarily because our onboard sewage treatment plant was missing a non-critical part from the manufacturer. We test the sewage daily to be in compliance with environmental requirements.
Let me see; 55-70 men onboard an offshore rig (remember 100 +/- miles offshore) compared to the population of Kodiak Alaska shitting more or less straight into the harbor. Kinda makes you want to pay many $$$ for the cod and crab legs doesn’t it?

Anonymous
Anonymous
February 25, 2024 12:59 pm

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gb1234
gb1234
  Anonymous
February 25, 2024 1:21 pm

Same can be said for most liberal news outlets.

Anonymous
Anonymous
February 25, 2024 1:03 pm

Bill Gates Partner GAVI Vaccine Alliance Targets Online Memes
The group says memes are “health disinformation super-spreaders” and complains that they can “evade fact checkers and content moderators.”

reclaimthenet.org/bill-gates-partner-gavi-vaccine-alliance-targets-online-memes

Anonymous
Anonymous
February 25, 2024 1:08 pm

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bridgeportbob2019
bridgeportbob2019
  Anonymous
February 25, 2024 11:30 pm

Hahahahaha!!! You can pick your teeth afterwards with the drumsticks!

Anonymous
Anonymous
February 25, 2024 1:09 pm

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Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
  Anonymous
February 25, 2024 3:41 pm

It’s US Citizens vs our own government and ruling class …

Tigger
Tigger
  Anthony Aaron
February 26, 2024 5:15 am

The same in Europe,Australia, New Zealand.

Anonymous
Anonymous
February 25, 2024 1:10 pm

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Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
  Anonymous
February 25, 2024 3:43 pm

If only …

This is the most powerful quote by Solzhenitsyn that I’ve read … and, yet, after years and years of bludgeoning by our own political leadership (starting for sure on 1.20.09), we’re still taking it up the kazoo …

AnalogMan
AnalogMan
  Anonymous
February 25, 2024 5:26 pm

No, you know what would really have happened? The “organs” would have sent more officers, with flamethrowers, and burned the building, with all its inhabitants, to the ground. Be realistic.

James
James
  AnalogMan
February 25, 2024 7:10 pm

Perhaps,but each time less officers with weapons,and more citizens armed with former officers weapons,well worth the fight as this country will soon learn.

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Tigger
Tigger
  AnalogMan
February 26, 2024 5:16 am

Better to go down fighting in my opinion.

Anonymous
Anonymous
February 25, 2024 1:19 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
February 25, 2024 1:24 pm

!!! ENOUGH !!!

Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene
@repmtg
1d
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Laken Riley, 22 year old UGA nursing student, was murdered by an illegal alien from Venezuela that the Biden admin released in our country.

Joe Biden, Mayorkas, and the Democrats have blood on their hands.

Praying for her family. 🙏

Anonymous
Anonymous
February 25, 2024 1:25 pm

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SimpleMind Destroying Illusions
SimpleMind Destroying Illusions
  Anonymous
February 25, 2024 11:54 pm

Linus and Lisa, the perfect couple!

Anonymous
Anonymous
February 25, 2024 1:47 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
February 25, 2024 1:49 pm

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Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
  Anonymous
February 25, 2024 3:46 pm

In reality, they’ve also died through so many of US … they stood tall and fought the enemy — now their descendants cower in fear if someone ‘misgenders’ them …

Anonymous
Anonymous
February 25, 2024 1:52 pm

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Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
  Anonymous
February 25, 2024 3:54 pm

You can seal them with concrete if 2 conditions are present: 1 – you know the exact location of their bunkers; 2 – you can get the concrete and pumps to their property — alive …

Otherwise, you’re just getting smoke blown up your skirts …

Greg
Greg
  Anthony Aaron
February 25, 2024 4:21 pm

Somewhere there is an air intake. Seal it with plastic, when they evacuate, introduce them to Rule .308

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Greg
February 25, 2024 4:41 pm

After which they’ll evacuate their bowels.

LittlePatienceLeft
LittlePatienceLeft
  Greg
February 25, 2024 6:08 pm

Remember the Dirty Dozen? Find the intakes and, in the absence of hand grenades, feed in the gas.

LittlePatienceLeft
LittlePatienceLeft
  Anthony Aaron
February 25, 2024 6:09 pm

While they are in their bunkers with their security personnel, who is there to stop you?

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Anonymous
February 25, 2024 5:28 pm

They gotta breathe…

SimpleMind Destroying Illusions
SimpleMind Destroying Illusions
  Administrator
February 25, 2024 11:56 pm

Good question!

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Administrator
February 25, 2024 4:38 pm

“The attempt to silence a man is the greatest honor you can bestow on him. It means that you recognize his superiority to yourself.” — Joe Sobran

Will the Scot
Will the Scot
  Anonymous
February 25, 2024 5:05 pm

You only catch flak when you’re over the target.