Police Warn Women Not To Jog Within 2,000 Miles Of An Open Border

Via The Babylon Bee

ATHENS, GA — Following the murder of a Georgia college student at the hands of an illegal immigrant, police issued a statement warning women to avoid jogging within 2,000 miles of an open border, particularly the southern border the U.S. shares with Mexico.

“We know this is a tough time for our local community,” Police Seargent Dan Jackson told reporters. “Due to the nature of the situation, we highly recommend women avoid jogging by themselves within at least 2,000 miles of any open border.”

“In fact, to be extra safe, women should just avoid going outside by themselves altogether for the time being.”

Jackson said police are still trying to determine what is causing the spike in crime in Athens and around the country but just to be safe they recommend women who wish to go jogging by themselves avoid the area within a 2,000-mile radius of the location where millions of people are streaming into the country completely unchecked.

“Again, we refer the public to mainstream media reports reassuring the public that this incident had nothing to do with illegal immigration and that it’s mostly the fault of women who think they can just leave their houses without putting themselves in danger. It’s definitely not the stream of who-knows-who coming across our southern border.”

As of publishing time, newly released police reports identify the race of the alleged assailant in the USA murder as “white” and his occupation as “just looking for a better life.”

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7 Comments
MrLiberty
MrLiberty
February 27, 2024 7:06 pm

But if you are a male “jogger,” feel free to “jog” on over to any property that has nice things and help yourself. The SOROS DA has your back.

'Reality' Doug
'Reality' Doug
February 28, 2024 12:48 am

With little or no exception as the case may be, I am incapable of being sympathetic to American strangers anymore. Not my vagina. I even smile a bit. Normie fucks got theirs and are happy to prevent me from getting mine, and the normies are some 99.99% of the population.

If women could understand politics beyond the sight lines to their intrepid T&A, they would understand and seek the utility of patriarchy. They can’t, so I feel some perverse satisfaction, which is not how I ever wanted to feel, but this shit is too much and Team Women had plenty to do with it. Learn the hard way, stupid fucks, learn that hard way. I don’t care how much suffering of others it takes to restore Western decency by traditional White man standards. Broken men can’t give a shit, and sensible men just don’t.

well_Inever
well_Inever
  'Reality' Doug
February 28, 2024 2:40 am

I’m not sure what you mean in your first paragraph but your second paragraph is spot on. As far as restoring Western decency I suppose miracles do happen. I think it’ll only be possible if we trash this fiat money system.

'Reality' Doug
'Reality' Doug
  well_Inever
February 28, 2024 4:31 pm

Well, well, let me summarize the first paragraph: The school of hard knocks has done irreparable damage that in small part because of great inefficiency is adaption to the perverse conditions. I try to educate, but the metaphoric seeds of the sower require a rare sort of fertile ground and the delivery of snazzy articulation.

The Central Scrutinizer
The Central Scrutinizer
  'Reality' Doug
February 28, 2024 10:34 am

Carrying around that level of resentment ain’t healthy, bro.

'Reality' Doug
'Reality' Doug
  The Central Scrutinizer
February 28, 2024 12:12 pm

Quitters who preach they are blueprint winners do not deserve human respect. War is hell, the winners are hellest. That simple. The Almighty can genocide in the OT b/c might makes right. Grow a pair if you are human enough.

lamont cranston
lamont cranston
February 28, 2024 7:22 pm

Contrast this with the “jogger death” trial in GA.