The beyond legendary, beyond great – beyond pretty much everything really – GROUCHO MARX, roasting Johnny Carson at The Friars Club in 1968.
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You can’t fool me, there is no Sanity Claus.
Chico: Hey, wait, wait. Some place I met you before; because your face is-a very familiar.
Chandler: Well, after all, I am one of the most well-known men in America. The newspapers will keep running my photograph.
Chico: You’re not Abe Kabibble?
Chandler: – Oh! Nonsense!
Chico: All right, hey wait. Hey, if you’re not Abe Kabibble, who are you?
Chandler: Now please. Chandler is my name. Roscoe W. Chandler.
Chico: Yeah, but I don’t care about the name. You see, some place I met you before, because your face is very familiar. Now, wait. Let me see…Were you ever in Sing Sing?
Chandler: – Please. – No!
Chico: Hey, I got, I got it. Joliet!
Chandler: – Oh, leave me alone.
Chico: Alright, alright. Don’t run away, don’t run away. Leavenworth!
Chandler: Now listen here. I have never been in these places. I’ve spent most of my time in Europe.
Europe. I got it now. I know. You come from Czechoslovakia.
Chandler: You are wrong, I tell you. I’ve never been there.
Chico: – Ha, ha. You come from… Hey, hey, Igon, come here, come here.
Chandler: – I tell you. Please, get away from me.
Chico: Hey, you remember him? Who was he? He come from Czechoslovakia.
Chandler: You are wrong, I tell you. I told you before. You are mistaken.
Chico: He come from Czechoslovakia. And I know who it is. That’s Abie, the fish peddler from Czechoslovakia.
Chandler: – Oh, ridiculous.
Chico: Oh, ridiculous? Wait, wait, wait. We prove it. He had a birthmark.
Chandler: Please, what are you trying…? Let me alone, please!
Chico: On the arm! On the arm, on the leg, on the foot. Ah ha, ah ha! There it is! There is the the birthmark! Abie, the fishman.
Chandler: I confess. I was… I was Abie, the peddler.
Chico: Well, how did you get to be Roscoe W. Chandler?
Chandler: Say, how did you get to be an Italian?
Chico: Nevermind. Whose confession is this?
Harpo stealing the birthmark is one of my favorite visual gags.
Not one cuss word. Class with capital C!
I miss George Carlin.
Oh….and Sam Kinison !
MORE of Winters on Johnny:
https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=carson+winters
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MORE Carnac:
https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=carson+carnac
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MORE Rodney on Johnny:
https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=carson+rodney
I miss Johnny Carson