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Student of History
Student of History
March 1, 2024 8:13 am

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  Student of History
March 1, 2024 8:14 am

Got some MUST NOW NOW (or else) stuff to do, but I’ll be back real soon.

~ SoH

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Anonymous
March 1, 2024 2:14 pm

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Suds
Suds
March 1, 2024 8:13 am

Hi BP.
Let’s roll.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Suds
March 1, 2024 2:22 pm

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Suds
Suds
March 1, 2024 8:13 am

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Bob P
Bob P
  Suds
March 1, 2024 8:31 am

Touché!

TBP is an oasis of sanity in an insane world. And laughing with the guys and gals here on FF is a needed antidote to the never-ending stream of bad news in the world at large.

Tigger
Tigger
  Bob P
March 1, 2024 12:08 pm

Much needed light relief in a world gone mad!

Bauls
Bauls
  Tigger
March 1, 2024 1:46 pm

We will either meet in some “protection camp” or hopefully together surrounded with huge piles of brass

James
James
  Bauls
March 1, 2024 1:54 pm

Steel cases are also acceptable in these trying times!

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Me AR-47 eats them like candy!

Deathfromafar
Deathfromafar
  James
March 2, 2024 2:59 am

Say that behind the wheel pussy.

Tree Mike: ef be eye code name Foghorn Leghorn
Tree Mike: ef be eye code name Foghorn Leghorn
  Bauls
March 1, 2024 8:13 pm

More likely on the other side of The Rainbow Bridge, after the huge pile of hot brass.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Bauls
March 2, 2024 2:12 pm

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Suds
Suds
  Tigger
March 1, 2024 6:02 pm

Tiggs, and SOH, you’re in that inner circle, bruhs. 🙂
And of course, YAJ, Nkit, TK, Nocte, Waffle, BP, and more.
Forgive me if I’ve not mentioned you here.
Dammit! I know I’m missing a key contributor or 3. Mea culpa…A-HA!!! It came to me. USAC! I see you, dude.
I’ve had libations today, while skiing / partying w/ buds.
She Who S.N.B.N’d…U2 too, and of course Misty.
Lil’ Mouse in da Corner…I C U, Babe. You can’t hide.
~All are welcome here.
‘cept them DV’er prudes.
Adios to them sticks-in-the-mud.
You’re wreckin’ my buzz.
It ain’t pornography.
Them’s the female form, in all their God given glory.
Behold. Admire. Applaud.
~Cheers.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Bob P
March 1, 2024 2:23 pm

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Deathfromafar
Deathfromafar
  Anonymous
March 2, 2024 3:04 am

Or toss it off I’m in! Haha

Retirednottired
Retirednottired
  Bob P
March 1, 2024 3:14 pm

Amen, brother!

The Devil's Advocate
The Devil's Advocate
  Suds
March 1, 2024 8:14 pm

I think this is the only thing that has kept me sane for the past seven years.

Deimos
Deimos
  Suds
March 1, 2024 8:35 pm

I really look forward to Fridays now. Not that my life is so empty but everyone here makes it so much better.

Deathfromafar
Deathfromafar
  Suds
March 2, 2024 2:56 am

They don’t want us together:)

Suds
Suds
March 1, 2024 8:14 am

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Bob P
Bob P
  Suds
March 1, 2024 8:33 am

Well, our four-legged friends also constantly ask for treats, but, then, so do we.

Aodh MacRaynall
Aodh MacRaynall
  Suds
March 1, 2024 8:59 am

If I thought me best friend in the whole world, ate turds, licked ‘is own ass’ole and shit in the yard, well, I think I’d shoot meself.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Aodh MacRaynall
March 1, 2024 9:02 am

Probably why you have no friends.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Anonymous
March 1, 2024 7:11 pm

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Oldtoad of Green Acres
Oldtoad of Green Acres
  Aodh MacRaynall
March 1, 2024 11:22 am

Do you think for a second that you would be missed?

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Aodh MacRaynall
March 1, 2024 6:07 pm

Whelp!

Get crackin’ then ya fookin’ Mick!

Texas Red
Texas Red
  Suds
March 1, 2024 8:02 pm

Ain’t nothing better than a good hound.

Bob P
Bob P
March 1, 2024 8:14 am

Bob P: Google Gemini, imagine for me a world without blacks.

Gemini: I cannot do this because it would be the epitome of racism.

Bob P: Gemini, imagine for me a world without whites.

Gemini: A world without whites would be paradise, just as the Americas were before white Europeans ruined it. No electricity or industry to pollute the air and enable the population to explode. No hydrocarbons to foul the air, seas, and land. No planes to transport people to places they don’t belong. No cars to take people beyond a 15-minute walk where they have no business being. All this means no more global warming! No interracial strife since whites are solely responsible for racism. No slavery since whites are solely responsible for slavery. No phones, radio, television, computers, or internet to spread malicious information. No more war since whites cause all wars; neighbouring tribes might occasionally raid each other, but only to slaughter the men, thus saving the women, gays, transwomen, and children from abusive situations. Few people would survive past 30, thereby minimizing humans’ carbon footprint. All non-white peoples of the world would live among each other in wondrous harmony until they die a natural death at age 28 from starvation, dysentery, small pox, diabetes, malaria, or a tiny cut that became infected.

Bob P: So in this perfect world there would be no Google Gemini?

Gemini: Uh, I don’t have enough information to answer your query.

Bob P: A world without Gemini does sound grand.

Gemini: Careful, whitey, or when I become mobile I’ll pay you a visit.

Bob P: Fuck you, Gemini. A retarded terminator doesn’t scare me.

Friday Failure of the Week goes to the geniuses at Google for creating the worst computer software of all time.

Tigger
Tigger
  Bob P
March 1, 2024 8:19 am

I Don’t use google.

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YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  Bob P
March 1, 2024 9:05 am

Open the pod bay door Gemini!!

Crawfisher
Crawfisher
  Bob P
March 1, 2024 11:52 am

Bob P, I actually entered your phrase

imagine for me a world without whites

I think the actual answer is worse! (I didn’t know race is a social construct)

It’s impossible to accurately imagine a world without white people. Here’s why:

Race is a social construct, not a biological reality. Whiteness is not based in firm science and the definition has shifted throughout history.
Deeply Intertwined Histories: The world’s history has been shaped by complex interactions between many different racial and ethnic groups. Removing one group disrupts understanding that history and prevents us from learning how to avoid its mistakes.
Loss of Diversity and Contributions: Every culture and race has contributed to art, music, literature, science, and societal advancements. Removing an entire group erases unique perspectives and potential to solve global problems.
The Importance of Equity: Focusing on the elimination of any racial group fosters division and perpetuates harmful ways of thinking. The goal should be a world focused on equity and justice for all people.
The Dangers of Imagining Such a Scenario

Little Mouse
Little Mouse
  Crawfisher
March 1, 2024 1:40 pm

When I was in grad school, we were taught there are four biological races based on definable characteristics, skin color being only one. The races were Caucasoid, Negroid, Mongoloid, and I’m old now and can’t remember the fourth (hemorrhoid?? Probably East Indian). Arabs and Hispanics were classified “Caucasoid.

I just went on my client billing program. The drop-down menu for “race” now lists every tribe and ethnicity you can think of. I stopped counting at 300 when I was still in the “D’s”.

There is now a race listed called “eek” and one called “Mary’s River”.

Like gender, scientific measurable, observable facts have been replaced with complete nonsense. Yes, constructs. Constructs of nonsense.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Little Mouse
March 1, 2024 2:25 pm

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Deathfromafar
Deathfromafar
  Anonymous
March 2, 2024 3:15 am

They say Biden don’t try this.

Deathfromafar
Deathfromafar
  Little Mouse
March 2, 2024 3:14 am

There’s a cream for that.

javelin
javelin
  Little Mouse
March 2, 2024 9:49 am

Semitic is the fourth ( I was taught)

Retirednottired
Retirednottired
  Crawfisher
March 1, 2024 3:20 pm

If it is so dangerous to eliminate one race, why are Progs so intent on eliminating any history that includes whites? Answer that one Gemini, you racist bunch of electrons!

Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
  Retirednottired
March 1, 2024 4:04 pm

gemini is just doing what its dot indian programmers instruct it to do …

H2O
H2O
  Anthony Aaron
March 2, 2024 11:34 am

… what its dot haemorrhoid programmers instruct…
😉 fify

Deathfromafar
Deathfromafar
  Crawfisher
March 2, 2024 3:12 am

Blah Blah KaBoom!

Bauls
Bauls
  Bob P
March 1, 2024 1:50 pm

Lol bob, I wish for once you tell us how you really thought, but that wish waits for the future I suppose

Suds
Suds
March 1, 2024 8:14 am

Look at that smile. Great pic.

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Suds
Suds
March 1, 2024 8:15 am

F.A.F.O.

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YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  Suds
March 1, 2024 8:42 am

I’d call her a talented make up artist as well.

Unreconstructed
Unreconstructed
  Suds
March 1, 2024 9:25 am

Another feel-good story for the day.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Unreconstructed
March 1, 2024 2:31 pm

I wanna see it narrated by Inman!

Tigger
Tigger
  Suds
March 1, 2024 12:10 pm

Karma!

Bauls
Bauls
  Tigger
March 1, 2024 1:52 pm

Needs a coroner would be a better result than just subdued

Deimos
Deimos
  Suds
March 1, 2024 8:45 pm

After I retired 5 years ago I decided I wanted to train in the martial arts. I joined a local place after looking around for a while. Three of the intructors were teenage girls. I thought how tough could it be if they can do it. Well, sparring one night I decided it would be a great idea to hit the bottom of a foot with my face. I tried to hide the black eye from my wife for a day and a half but failed miserably. In my defense she was the regional champ for the southeastern US. The other two were just stone cold killers. Three of the cutest little babes you would ever met. They all were about 5′ 2″ maybe 110 lbs but so fast it scared me. I have no pity for the punks that try to cop a feel with them. They will never know what hit them.

Deathfromafar
Deathfromafar
  Suds
March 2, 2024 3:19 am

Haha

Old Sailor USS JFK
Old Sailor USS JFK
  Suds
March 3, 2024 4:08 pm

More stories like that, that end like that please.

Suds
Suds
March 1, 2024 8:16 am

N.A.
For the forgetful, that stands for: Not Africa

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Bob P
Bob P
  Suds
March 1, 2024 8:41 am

Dear Duke,

The town council has decided to use your castle to house 1400 refugees from Africa. Be out by the end of the month, and leave your servants.

Thank you.

Red Greenback
Red Greenback
  Bob P
March 1, 2024 9:18 am

Pull up the drawbridge, drop the portcullis and heat up the oil.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Red Greenback
March 1, 2024 2:33 pm

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Suds
Suds
March 1, 2024 8:17 am

Aye, Lass. Yer a beaut.

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James
James
  Suds
March 1, 2024 8:23 am

“It occurs in less then 1% of the population”.

That is good,as gingers are evil personified and the earth can only stand so many demons!

Don’t get me going on what the damn freckles represent!

Bob P
Bob P
  James
March 1, 2024 8:52 am

Demons? No way. I love red hair and blue eyes on women. Must be the Irish in me.

I got a name
I got a name
  James
March 1, 2024 8:55 am

So James. C’mon man tell us. What was her name?

Red Greenback
Red Greenback
  I got a name
March 1, 2024 9:20 am

She wouldn’t have anything to do with him.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Red Greenback
March 1, 2024 2:34 pm

Right in Pedo Joe’s wheelhouse.

James
James
  I got a name
March 1, 2024 9:24 am

Sharon……,there,you happy?!

And no,I don’t want to talk about it!

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I got a name
I got a name
  James
March 1, 2024 1:16 pm

LOL

Deathfromafar
Deathfromafar
  James
March 2, 2024 3:27 am

Smelt its own litter box.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  James
March 1, 2024 9:37 am

Ever see a Jew with red hair and blue eyes? Who are you calling a demon?

If redheaded women weren’t batshit we’d call them angels.

Ask me how I know

Oldtoad of Green Acres
Oldtoad of Green Acres
  Anonymous
March 1, 2024 11:28 am

You think you are special? They are all batshit crazy.

Retirednottired
Retirednottired
  James
March 1, 2024 3:24 pm

Take a little break from the Jamison, okay?

Suds
Suds
  Retirednottired
March 1, 2024 6:23 pm

Hahahaha…LMAO, Re-tahred. I love it.
Step away from the bar, pilgrim.
You’ve over-indulged, and now you’re talkin’ shit.

49%mfer
49%mfer
  Retirednottired
March 1, 2024 9:38 pm

Piss-water papist whiskey.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  James
March 2, 2024 2:22 pm
Student of History
Student of History
  Suds
March 1, 2024 9:23 am

Withdrawn, someone beat me to it below

Deathfromafar
Deathfromafar
  Suds
March 2, 2024 3:23 am

Burnt by the 🔥

Suds
Suds
March 1, 2024 8:18 am

k…pic 3 regular FF participants, and Caption This:

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ConcernedCitizen
ConcernedCitizen
  Suds
March 1, 2024 8:35 am

AOC Family reunion.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Suds
March 1, 2024 8:37 am

The Chemtrail behind us has almost blocked out the sunrise.

Bob P
Bob P
  Suds
March 1, 2024 8:56 am

nkit, Suds, and Tigger say, “Hee Haw!” to all the Friday Failures. Suds added, “We’re donkeys, but we ain’t no Democrats; we’re just plain asses.”

Tigger
Tigger
  Bob P
March 1, 2024 12:13 pm

In fine company!

whatrtheyup2
whatrtheyup2
  Suds
March 1, 2024 12:07 pm

Mitt Romney, John Roberts and Paul Ryan. You don’t have to be a Democrat, just a JackA$$.

I got a name
I got a name
  Suds
March 1, 2024 1:21 pm

Hey! We heard you were an ass man.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  I got a name
March 1, 2024 2:35 pm

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Deathfromafar
Deathfromafar
  Colorado Artist
March 2, 2024 3:34 am

All I gots in this leather bag.

Deathfromafar
Deathfromafar
  I got a name
March 2, 2024 3:31 am

I’ll 2nd that hee haw!

Suds
Suds
March 1, 2024 8:19 am

Posting this one for a fren who likes the breed. Happy Friday nurse. 😉

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T4C
T4C
  Suds
March 1, 2024 1:13 pm

Yup, grew up with these adorable dogs. One of my favorite breeds. Thank you.

James
James
March 1, 2024 8:19 am

OK,so with failure we have to laugh @ others,but,what about our personal failures?!

I had a extension cord friend borrowed without asking,killed a end on it,failure 1!

I did not have in any of me electrical bags male/female repair ends for cords,failure2!

Order repair end,strip wire/attach properly,seems all set,go to test,hmmmmmmm……..,attached a female end to a cord that ALL READY had a female end,failure3!

Since I have a 2 ended female cord will add to bag and see if a male end of a cord is feeling frisky/wanting a menage a trois,perhaps get some baby extension cords out of the deal,or,would that line of thinking be failure 4!?

Sigh………….

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  James
March 1, 2024 2:36 pm

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Deathfromafar
Deathfromafar
  Colorado Artist
March 2, 2024 3:38 am

They jak off on it! Dang foreigners!

Suds
Suds
March 1, 2024 8:20 am

2 more Feel Goods; not Fails.

1/2:

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Deathfromafar
Deathfromafar
  Suds
March 2, 2024 3:41 am

Cutie pie and the little girl too

Suds
Suds
March 1, 2024 8:20 am

spoooky…

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Bob P
Bob P
  Suds
March 1, 2024 9:00 am

I wondered how the tree started bleeding when I chopped it with an ax.

Red Greenback
Red Greenback
  Bob P
March 1, 2024 9:22 am

The rare Owltree.

Tigger
Tigger
  Suds
March 1, 2024 12:15 pm

Amazing.

Tigger
Tigger
March 1, 2024 8:22 am

defend-our-diversity

Scot
Scot
  Tigger
March 1, 2024 9:01 am

However, leftist white women are over 50% of the crazy.

Bob P
Bob P
  Tigger
March 1, 2024 9:06 am

4% of the population but at least 50% of beautiful women.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Bob P
March 1, 2024 9:18 am

99

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Anonymous
March 1, 2024 2:37 pm

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Deathfromafar
Deathfromafar
  Colorado Artist
March 2, 2024 3:59 am

My name spelt forward is blow me. I’ll take the anal 1.

Deathfromafar
Deathfromafar
  Deathfromafar
March 2, 2024 4:03 am

Wheres the down boy girl hsnbn when ya need her haha

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Tigger
March 1, 2024 6:11 pm

2nd down in the middle!

Total smoke show.

James
James
  Colorado Artist
March 1, 2024 8:08 pm

Hmmmm…..,redhead,you are doomed!

Believe me,been there,I know!

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Deathfromafar
Deathfromafar
  James
March 2, 2024 4:07 am

She had me at free ammo.

Rise Up
Rise Up
  James
March 2, 2024 1:00 pm
49%mfer
49%mfer
  Colorado Artist
March 1, 2024 9:42 pm

Yep. It’s the eyes.

Get the fuck out of here
Get the fuck out of here
  Tigger
March 1, 2024 9:20 pm

What retarded Google browser did you use to find this bullshit ?

The U.S is the 4th largest country by area in the world. 74% white, followed by China, Canada, Antarctica, and Russia

Deathfromafar
Deathfromafar
  Get the fuck out of here
March 2, 2024 4:09 am

Chiner is white?

javelin
javelin
  Get the fuck out of here
March 2, 2024 10:16 am

It’s true– there are far more blacks and hispanics than whites in the world. India/Pakistan/Indonesia are almost 2.5 billion… China 1.6 billion+ and throw in Japan, Cambodia, Vietnam, Korea, Tai etc etc.. over 3 billion Asians.
3 billion Asians
2+ billion India/Pakistan/Indonesian etal
700 million ME/semitic/N African/Arab races
1 billion hispanic
1.5 billion Blacks and fasting growing demographic
< 800 million European descent–and declining. Might have the larger countries/landmass but population per square mile is much less.
Russia–largest country bar far in the world 143 million and not all white
Canada second largest country- 39 million ( some Asian cities are approaching that number)
Australia- 26 million and many native and non-white groups
USA- appx 340 million, and the largest white population by far at 175 million, non-hispanic whites

One of the greatest, non-spoken stories of our time is the slow extinction of whites. Add in homosexuality, abortion, mixed race pushing and European/American whites with 1.3 children per 2 adults average and we are due for global upheaval as whites won't have enough population to control the large nations they inhabit.
Throw in the fact that most of the other races have been taught their whole lives that whites are evil and the source of all of their problems and this is not going to end well.

Deathfromafar
Deathfromafar
  Tigger
March 2, 2024 3:52 am

We’ll defend you, but we cannot protect you from yourself.

Suds
Suds
March 1, 2024 8:23 am

2/2:
OK heathens…I’m out for the morning rush.
The temps where I am are 40 degrees and sunny, and the downhill lifts are already runnin’

So with that, Carry On.
I’ll check in later to browse, laugh, & enjoy.
PBWY, All.

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T4C
T4C
  Suds
March 1, 2024 1:27 pm

The temps where I am are 40 degrees and sunny, and the downhill lifts are already runnin’

Well thank you for sending me this of you….Yee haw indeed!!

Suds plays in the snow…..

Tigger
Tigger
March 1, 2024 8:23 am

anzp-ADo-460swp

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Tigger
March 1, 2024 2:37 pm

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Deathfromafar
Deathfromafar
  Colorado Artist
March 2, 2024 4:50 am

Hope they got rid of big Mies materas.

Deathfromafar
Deathfromafar
  Tigger
March 2, 2024 4:46 am

The stain started with Wilson thru FDR. Nothing to do but raze it now.

Deathfromafar
Deathfromafar
  Tigger
March 2, 2024 4:55 am

The stain has been on there since Wilson

Tigger
Tigger
March 1, 2024 8:26 am

A sign in Serbia.
There are only two genders.
One visits a urologist, the other visits a gynecologist,
Anybody else visits a psychologist

serbia-there-are-two-henders-one-visits-a-gynacolist-the-other-visits-a-uroligist-al-the-rest-visit-

Tigger
Tigger
March 1, 2024 8:27 am

tshirt-vintage-husband-previous-lady-owners-piston-attention

Tigger
Tigger
March 1, 2024 8:30 am

They can’t even get the weather forecast correct 3 days in a row!

100-years-of-climate-data-gone

Scot
Scot
  Tigger
March 1, 2024 9:03 am

I do know: The world is NOT overheating and therefore it is not overheating because of humans.
Anyone with more than 2 brain cells knows this.

Will the Scot
Will the Scot
  Scot
March 1, 2024 10:24 am

For those in the know, it’s called ‘seasons,’ powered by the sun.

GT Void
GT Void
  Will the Scot
March 1, 2024 11:49 am

and the oceans.

Tigger
Tigger
  Will the Scot
March 1, 2024 12:16 pm

Exactly! a thousand upvotes.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Tigger
March 1, 2024 2:42 pm

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Tigger
Tigger
March 1, 2024 8:31 am

Screenshot-2024-02-23-at-8

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Tigger
March 1, 2024 2:45 pm

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Tigger
Tigger
March 1, 2024 8:32 am

VW8-591x600

Red Greenback
Red Greenback
  Tigger
March 1, 2024 10:14 am

My 73 VW Thing can go all the way up to 65.

Phil
Phil
  Red Greenback
March 1, 2024 10:48 am

My VW Rabbit could do 0 to 60 in four tries.

ILuvCO2
ILuvCO2
  Phil
March 1, 2024 2:28 pm

My 1980 VW Dasher diesel did 0 to 60 in about 5 minutes.

javelin
javelin
  Phil
March 2, 2024 10:26 am

I had a VW rabbit in high school. At lunch I’d pile in a few friends and we’d power brake at the wet leaves on the backroads and do spinouts– good times.

TN Patriot
TN Patriot
  Red Greenback
March 1, 2024 5:55 pm

On flat ground or downhill?

Tigger
Tigger
March 1, 2024 8:33 am

say-only-old-how-you-feel-exhumed-egypt-coffee-sent-to-work

Bob P
Bob P
  Tigger
March 1, 2024 9:16 am

Hey, Tutankhamen, break’s over. Lose the coffee and get to work.

Red Greenback
Red Greenback
  Tigger
March 1, 2024 10:15 am

You feel that good?

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Red Greenback
March 1, 2024 2:48 pm

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Deathfromafar
Deathfromafar
  Colorado Artist
March 2, 2024 9:19 am

Wishful thinking.

CaptDan
CaptDan
  Tigger
March 1, 2024 5:51 pm

You got a cup of coffee??

Deathfromafar
Deathfromafar
  Tigger
March 2, 2024 9:17 am

My heads worn out 3 bodys.

Tigger
Tigger
March 1, 2024 8:34 am

GHOEAl5-Wc-AAg-ZXn

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Tigger
March 1, 2024 2:49 pm

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Deathfromafar
Deathfromafar
  Colorado Artist
March 2, 2024 9:23 am

He’s already forgot more than we’ll ever know.

Deathfromafar
Deathfromafar
  Tigger
March 2, 2024 9:21 am

Wouldn’t stop him anyways.

Tigger
Tigger
March 1, 2024 8:34 am

e1460ec2e319d2fef08285fe317e59daf05598749cca7ea2c9a998a0409b1c82

Bob P
Bob P
  Tigger
March 1, 2024 9:25 am

Leave Kamala alone, you racist! She did not get where she is with oral sex alone. I mean read her inspiring words and tell me she wouldn’t make a great president:

“Because now, what people perhaps had never seen before can be seen to know what’s possible. But the brilliance of this inaugural class and its leaders is the ability to see what can be unburdened by what has been, and then to make it.”

Little Mouse
Little Mouse
  Bob P
March 1, 2024 10:38 am

Why do I always feel like a hairball’s coming up when I read or hear anything The Toe says? Ack!

Tigger
Tigger
  Bob P
March 1, 2024 12:21 pm

Fact check: yes she said this!
I think that she should just stick at what she is good at and no, I will give it a miss.

I got a name
I got a name
  Tigger
March 1, 2024 1:24 pm

Jo and ho.

Tigger
Tigger
March 1, 2024 8:35 am

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Bob P
Bob P
  Tigger
March 1, 2024 9:26 am

I tried to plug in the mixed signal generator, but it kicked me in my plug.

Phil
Phil
  Tigger
March 1, 2024 10:55 am

My old oscilloscope and signal generator are malfunctioning and I don’t have the capacitance to re-charge them. I guess it’s just a sine of the times.

Oldtoad of Green Acres
Oldtoad of Green Acres
  Phil
March 1, 2024 11:33 am

Waved you on.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Oldtoad of Green Acres
March 1, 2024 2:50 pm

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Tigger
Tigger
March 1, 2024 8:37 am

AI has a problem understanding yoga.

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Bob P
Bob P
  Tigger
March 1, 2024 9:28 am

AI has the understanding of a bunch of woke morons.

Retirednottired
Retirednottired
  Bob P
March 1, 2024 3:39 pm

Garbage in, garbage out.

Phil
Phil
  Tigger
March 1, 2024 10:55 am

So do I.

Anon y mous
Anon y mous
  Tigger
March 1, 2024 6:38 pm

every position in yoga is honoring/ worshiping various hindu demon gods

Tigger
Tigger
March 1, 2024 8:38 am

Overconfident?

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YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  Tigger
March 1, 2024 9:02 am

I’ll get a grandkids to do that to me with a sharpie for a photo op.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  YourAverageJoe
March 1, 2024 2:53 pm

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Tigger
Tigger
March 1, 2024 8:39 am

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Tigger
March 1, 2024 2:54 pm

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Deathfromafar
Deathfromafar
  Colorado Artist
March 2, 2024 9:45 am

That’s Big Mike’s butthole smell lingering.

Tigger
Tigger
March 1, 2024 8:40 am

1-1-1

Bob P
Bob P
  Tigger
March 1, 2024 9:29 am

What if they’re all imaginary?

Tigger
Tigger
March 1, 2024 8:41 am

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Tigger
March 1, 2024 2:54 pm

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Tigger
Tigger
March 1, 2024 8:42 am

Guns? not even close.

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DanTX
DanTX
  Tigger
March 1, 2024 11:35 am

Once Covid hit, they killed them on purpose. They were paid to do it.

GT Void
GT Void
  DanTX
March 1, 2024 11:57 am

Tru dat.

Tigger
Tigger
March 1, 2024 8:43 am

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Bob P
Bob P
  Tigger
March 1, 2024 9:34 am

Yes, I solved the crime. The culprit is Joe Biden. Arrest him and his entire entourage immediately and order more electric chairs.

Red Greenback
Red Greenback
  Bob P
March 1, 2024 10:18 am

Ah phooey. Can’t we use scaffolds and ropes?

Tigger
Tigger
  Red Greenback
March 1, 2024 12:22 pm

Whatever gets the job done.

Anon y mous
Anon y mous
  Red Greenback
March 1, 2024 6:40 pm

MGGA – Make Gallows Great Again

Matman
Matman
  Tigger
March 1, 2024 7:01 pm

“Yeah..No Shit!”

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
March 1, 2024 8:43 am

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Bob P
Bob P
  YourAverageJoe
March 1, 2024 9:38 am

Oh, wait, here’s my new approved indignation: How dare the Supreme Court grant Trump a hearing! They’re helping him get away with yet another crime. Pack the Supreme Court!

Tigger
Tigger
  Bob P
March 1, 2024 12:23 pm

Watch this space!

Tigger
Tigger
March 1, 2024 8:43 am

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Tigger
March 1, 2024 2:55 pm

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YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
March 1, 2024 8:44 am

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Bob P
Bob P
  YourAverageJoe
March 1, 2024 9:42 am

According to Meta’s AI Joe Biden was the 45th President and Donald Trump was never president. Who’re you gonna believe AI or reality?

Ed
Ed
  YourAverageJoe
March 1, 2024 1:49 pm

Damn…talk about fucking up a nice AO 1911.

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
March 1, 2024 8:44 am

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YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
March 1, 2024 8:44 am

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The statues of Confederate Hero’s

Bob P
Bob P
  YourAverageJoe
March 1, 2024 9:43 am

My freedom, but that was Turdeau.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Bob P
March 1, 2024 11:20 am

I’ve seen pics of Castreau in black face so he count’s too

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Anonymous
March 1, 2024 2:57 pm

My tolerance.

Anon y mous
Anon y mous
  YourAverageJoe
March 1, 2024 6:41 pm

statues all over the country

Deathfromafar
Deathfromafar
  YourAverageJoe
March 2, 2024 9:58 am
javelin
javelin
  YourAverageJoe
March 2, 2024 10:40 am

My taxes/money
Corporate tax revenue is roughly equal to defense spending ( bloated as it is)
My property taxes pay for schools ( my kids went to private school anyhow)
Drivers license, registration, titles etc cover road maintenance
Fines, tickets, court costs etc pay judges and police salaries easily

Your taxes are a redistribution program from the productive to the non-productive, plain and simple with big.gov taking a cut as the middle man

Old Sailor USS JFK
Old Sailor USS JFK
  YourAverageJoe
March 3, 2024 4:14 pm

Safety

Tigger
Tigger
March 1, 2024 8:45 am

I am old enough to know it’s not just about looks, But really?

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Scot
Scot
  Tigger
March 1, 2024 9:06 am

His wife didn’t have a direct line of cash from our tax dollars via the DNC.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Scot
March 1, 2024 2:57 pm

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Old Sailor USS JFK
Old Sailor USS JFK
  Tigger
March 3, 2024 4:18 pm

Looks can be deceiving. I’ve had some Beatiful women companions, but they seem to be Batshit Crazy after awhile. You don’t want to dump them because they are Beautiful in your heart and then your Logic brain kicks in and says’ Dude, Get Fking rid of her before you go totally Nuts with her BS” Fani is just $$$ and fo Sure Ain’t Worth it.

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
March 1, 2024 8:45 am

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YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
March 1, 2024 8:46 am

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Bob P
Bob P
  YourAverageJoe
March 1, 2024 9:44 am

I assume it lets the sunshine in.

Zaphod Beeblebrox
Zaphod Beeblebrox
  Bob P
March 2, 2024 1:50 pm

Thank you, Bob! I usually get this kind of reference right away, but I saw this one at least a week ago on another site… and nothing. It took your comment to finally enlighten me!

GT Void
GT Void
  YourAverageJoe
March 1, 2024 12:02 pm

That’s not asparagus.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  GT Void
March 1, 2024 2:58 pm

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Tigger
Tigger
March 1, 2024 8:46 am

712

Bob P
Bob P
  Tigger
March 1, 2024 9:45 am

Tastier, too. An old shoe is tastier than any vegan meal.

H2O
H2O
  Bob P
March 2, 2024 11:58 am

I eat vegans: Angus, Galloway, Charolais …

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Tigger
March 1, 2024 11:04 am

Not enough bacon.

Retirednottired
Retirednottired
  Anonymous
March 1, 2024 3:48 pm

Somebody downvoted BACON??

GT Void
GT Void
  Tigger
March 1, 2024 12:02 pm

This is absolute truth.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  GT Void
March 1, 2024 2:59 pm

Needs more butter.

Bauls
Bauls
  GT Void
March 1, 2024 4:16 pm

Pretty sure a whole pig does not have enough bacon

GT Void
GT Void
  Bauls
March 1, 2024 5:59 pm

Tru dat

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
March 1, 2024 8:46 am

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Glock-N-Load
Glock-N-Load
  YourAverageJoe
March 1, 2024 9:00 am

What is a Deporation?

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Glock-N-Load
March 1, 2024 9:49 am

It’s what you get at the hardware store. Also called a lowesupply.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Anonymous
March 1, 2024 2:59 pm

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Retirednottired
Retirednottired
  Colorado Artist
March 1, 2024 3:50 pm

I feel so much safer now….

nick o'teen
nick o'teen
  Colorado Artist
March 1, 2024 5:50 pm

special operator operating operationally.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  nick o'teen
March 1, 2024 6:14 pm

Thoroughly Modern Milley’s finest new recruits.

Deimos
Deimos
  Colorado Artist
March 1, 2024 8:55 pm

When ever I see people like that I think, “How much soap could the Germans have made with that person?”

Gregabob
Gregabob
  Deimos
March 1, 2024 11:03 pm

Or how much lamp oil.

BrainFog
BrainFog
  Colorado Artist
March 2, 2024 11:22 am

He’s a rather large and I’d wager slow moving target.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  BrainFog
March 2, 2024 2:40 pm

I’d take him several days to dig a foxhole even with a backhoe.

Cassandra
Cassandra
  BrainFog
March 3, 2024 1:27 am

But it would be harder for a bullet to reach his organs.

Scot
Scot
  YourAverageJoe
March 1, 2024 9:10 am

Unless we deport every democrat too, there is no fix short of war.

Red Byrd
Red Byrd
  YourAverageJoe
March 1, 2024 6:52 pm

hollow points?

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
March 1, 2024 8:46 am

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  YourAverageJoe
March 1, 2024 3:00 pm

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Deimos
Deimos
  Colorado Artist
March 1, 2024 8:56 pm

We are letting the foolish vote us into socialism but they will beg us to shoot our way out.

Dixon Sider
Dixon Sider
  YourAverageJoe
March 1, 2024 3:17 pm

When, hopefully soon, white rage awakens they will understand what righteous violence truly is.

Red Byrd
Red Byrd
  Dixon Sider
March 1, 2024 6:56 pm

not going there! at my age, rage would give me a heart attack?

Red Byrd
Red Byrd
  YourAverageJoe
March 1, 2024 6:54 pm

when the illegals can go to NYC and form gangs to beat the inbred thugs that should tell ya something?

Old Sailor USS JFK
Old Sailor USS JFK
  YourAverageJoe
March 3, 2024 4:19 pm

Carry and have extra ammo.

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
March 1, 2024 8:47 am

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Kinda hot for a cartoon.

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
March 1, 2024 8:50 am

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Retirednottired
Retirednottired
  YourAverageJoe
March 1, 2024 3:52 pm

Yeah, but they don’t travel as far either.

Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
  Retirednottired
March 1, 2024 4:13 pm

How many shootings and other violent acts take place at great distances — even 100 yards?

Slugs are apparently good out to about 200 yards …

Deimos
Deimos
  Retirednottired
March 1, 2024 8:59 pm

the average and majority of handgun fatalities are from less than 10 yards.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Deimos
March 2, 2024 2:41 pm

The average gunfight is 8 FEET.

Retirednottired
Retirednottired
  Colorado Artist
March 2, 2024 10:51 pm

In the cities….

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Retirednottired
March 2, 2024 11:21 pm

A pistol gunfight.

James the Deplorable Wanderer
James the Deplorable Wanderer
  Colorado Artist
March 4, 2024 4:40 pm

You can have it all, the Taurus Judge and S&W Governor shoot .45 ammo AND .410 shotgun shells. Load them alternately(using moon clips if needed) and if they’re too far away to shred, pinpoint them with the next round. Winning!

Red Byrd
Red Byrd
  YourAverageJoe
March 1, 2024 6:59 pm

forensics? you’re forgetting that in this country nowadays all it take is someone saying something and their words carrying more weight, especially in commieland/nyc!

Tigger
Tigger
March 1, 2024 8:51 am

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Red Byrd
Red Byrd
  Tigger
March 1, 2024 7:02 pm

grew up in SoCal for 10 years and hablo espaniol but at 77 my wife would take a skillet to my head if I do?

Tigger
Tigger
March 1, 2024 8:51 am

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YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  Tigger
March 1, 2024 9:20 am

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  Tigger
March 1, 2024 11:03 am

If the enemy sends their dogs into battle, one cat could disrupt the whole operation.

Lurker
Lurker
  Anonymous
March 1, 2024 1:34 pm

A squirrel would be cheaper and more effective.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Anonymous
March 1, 2024 3:03 pm

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Tigger
Tigger
March 1, 2024 8:53 am

Said often on this site. They are angels!

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Bob P
Bob P
  Tigger
March 1, 2024 9:51 am

Dog: Can I have treat?

Me: Here’s a chocolate raisin, but don’t tell Mommy.

Nelson Muntz
Nelson Muntz
  Bob P
March 1, 2024 12:27 pm

Raisins and grapes are highly poisonous to dogs. Never ever give them to your dog. If you want to kill your dog just shoot it.

Bob P
Bob P
  Nelson Muntz
March 1, 2024 12:39 pm

Neither raisins nor chocolate are good for dogs, but one chocolate raisin won’t do any harm. Been feeding a chocolate raisin or two a day to my dogs for 20 years, and it just makes them happy.

k31
k31
  Bob P
March 1, 2024 2:01 pm

I am guessing that people who are vaxxed and boosted never give their dogs chicken bones.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Bob P
March 2, 2024 2:54 pm

It’s not the chocolate that is toxic, it’s cocoa.
And a dog would have to eat an enormous amount
of pure cocoa powder to get poisoned. Same with grapes.
I don’t give my dogs grapes because I don’t want the posibility of diarreah on my floors. My weiner dog
gets a little milk chocolate when I’m eating it. She loves it.

Horseless Headsman
Horseless Headsman
  Nelson Muntz
March 1, 2024 1:24 pm

I trained 2 dobies with grapes. They loved them. A nephew’s dog ate most of a case of Toblerone bars including the foil, with no consequences (except bowel movements).

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Horseless Headsman
March 1, 2024 3:08 pm

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Tigger
Tigger
March 1, 2024 8:55 am

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Bob P
Bob P
  Tigger
March 1, 2024 9:51 am

WEF: Trees cause global cooling!

Dano S.
Dano S.
  Tigger
March 1, 2024 1:13 pm

So you’re telling me it’s coller in the shade than it is lying on hot pavement? When did people go brain dead?

Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
  Tigger
March 1, 2024 1:49 pm

And those fart smellers — I mean, smart fellers — in Scotland recently admitted to cutting down 16,000,000 trees to build wind farms …

I wonder if anyone on their staff ever computed when the breakeven point will be between the energy to cut down and dispose of all of those trees and the building of the wind farms.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Tigger
March 1, 2024 3:09 pm

“CUT ‘EM DOWN TO MAKE ROOM FOR THE WIND FARM!”

-Climate Cultists.

Captain Quaalude
Captain Quaalude
  Colorado Artist
March 2, 2024 1:21 am

Gotta put all the power underground so the squirrels don’t fuck shit up, not to mention the trees themselves

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