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nkit
nkit
March 15, 2024 5:11 pm

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nkit
nkit
March 15, 2024 5:11 pm

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nkit
nkit
March 15, 2024 5:12 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  nkit
March 15, 2024 6:36 pm

HHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHHAHAHAHAAH!!!!
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A9racer
A9racer
  Colorado Artist
March 16, 2024 8:47 am

Probably cute if she dropped 2 1/2 women

Tigger
Tigger
  Colorado Artist
March 16, 2024 11:23 am

4679faf98583732f703f7593d1157e857a91359099af1d6dc48b1b22063054d2

Retirednottired
Retirednottired
  Colorado Artist
March 16, 2024 9:15 pm

How DARE you!

nkit
nkit
March 15, 2024 5:12 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  nkit
March 15, 2024 6:38 pm

You too saddle buddy!
Avs got their alcoholics back and look like a real contender.
Hope your Bolts made some moves. It would be a glorious Cup Final.
Prayers are with you and yours.

Texas Khaan
Texas Khaan
  nkit
March 15, 2024 6:57 pm

Nkit, you have done well, give ’em hell my friend !!!

Texas Khaan
Texas Khaan
March 15, 2024 5:13 pm

As many are aware I have an incurable case of Yellow Fever. I think some of y’all have it too, the first step is to admit that the “problem” exists. I don’t know of any therapies that are effective to reduce the symptoms.
WARNING, last night I watched the following video before bed, results were morning wood . . . YMMV:
Burmaa, Gansuvd, and Uranzaya perform “A Girl’s Destiny”

Texas Khaan
Texas Khaan
  Texas Khaan
March 15, 2024 5:15 pm

And now, on with the show !!!
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Texas Khaan
Texas Khaan
  Texas Khaan
March 15, 2024 5:20 pm

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Matman
Matman
  Texas Khaan
March 17, 2024 6:00 pm

Flat Earth Asian…not Flat Chested Asian.

Texas Khaan
Texas Khaan
  Texas Khaan
March 15, 2024 5:20 pm

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Texas Khaan
Texas Khaan
  Texas Khaan
March 15, 2024 5:21 pm

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Texas Khaan
Texas Khaan
  Texas Khaan
March 15, 2024 5:21 pm

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Texas Khaan
Texas Khaan
  Texas Khaan
March 15, 2024 5:22 pm

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Texas Khaan
Texas Khaan
  Texas Khaan
March 15, 2024 5:22 pm

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Texas Khaan
Texas Khaan
  Texas Khaan
March 15, 2024 5:23 pm

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Texas Khaan
Texas Khaan
  Texas Khaan
March 15, 2024 5:24 pm

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Texas Khaan
Texas Khaan
  Texas Khaan
March 15, 2024 5:24 pm

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What?
What?
  Texas Khaan
March 15, 2024 5:59 pm

Ohh i can almost feel that weight

Texas Khaan
Texas Khaan
  Texas Khaan
March 15, 2024 5:24 pm

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Texas Khaan
Texas Khaan
  Texas Khaan
March 15, 2024 5:25 pm

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Texas Khaan
Texas Khaan
  Texas Khaan
March 15, 2024 5:26 pm

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Texas Khaan
Texas Khaan
  Texas Khaan
March 15, 2024 5:26 pm

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Texas Khaan
Texas Khaan
  Texas Khaan
March 15, 2024 5:27 pm

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Texas Khaan
Texas Khaan
  Texas Khaan
March 15, 2024 5:27 pm

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Texas Khaan
Texas Khaan
  Texas Khaan
March 15, 2024 5:27 pm

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Texas Khaan
Texas Khaan
  Texas Khaan
March 15, 2024 5:28 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Texas Khaan
March 15, 2024 6:38 pm

Now I have Asian Flu!

Texas Khaan
Texas Khaan
  Colorado Artist
March 15, 2024 6:54 pm

I have succeeded !!!

TwatWaffle
TwatWaffle
  Texas Khaan
March 15, 2024 7:19 pm

Found one that slipped the posse, TK. She’ll be ready and waiting at Castle Anthrax for you.

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Texas Khaan
Texas Khaan
  TwatWaffle
March 16, 2024 2:38 am

I shall be pillaging, plundering and slaughtering my way to to Castle Anthrax where I shall, unlike a certain chaste knight I shall eagerly participate in all the earthly delights offered there, after the spankings . . .

Gregabob
Gregabob
  Texas Khaan
March 16, 2024 10:03 pm

I’m primed for my massage from my favorite Chinese therapist now….be back in 2 hours….

What?
What?
  Texas Khaan
March 15, 2024 8:08 pm

I was headed in the club direction anyway, you just sped up my application time! Thank you

Tree Mike: ef be eye code name Foghorn Leghorn
Tree Mike: ef be eye code name Foghorn Leghorn
  Texas Khaan
March 17, 2024 7:29 pm

I’ve had it my whole life (73 yrs), Just starting to get over it.

jimmy torpedo
jimmy torpedo
  Texas Khaan
March 17, 2024 9:18 pm

Yellow fever?
We call it Rice King where I come from

T4C
T4C
March 15, 2024 5:32 pm

𝖂𝖍𝖎𝖙𝖊 𝕽𝖆𝖇𝖇𝖎𝖙@White__Rabbit

lol

The gran who went viral after being hoisted into the air by a shop shutter has been immortalised in a mural on the device that carried her to fame.

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Texas Khaan
Texas Khaan
March 15, 2024 5:32 pm

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Texas Khaan
Texas Khaan
March 15, 2024 5:33 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
March 15, 2024 6:29 pm

So, this may be my only post this FF. Sorry. Wasn’t feeling it but I can’t let these headlines over past week marinate for next week.
WTH Canada. Just this past week. The Batshit crazy USA I thought had locked up the Gold. The EU solid grip on Silver. But Canada jumps them from seemingly outa nowhere to compete for the Gold:
1 Canadian police are encouraging people to leave their car keys in the front to avoid conflict with thieves. let them rob your home- This is what an unarmed society looks like
Canadian police are encouraging people to leave their car keys in the front to avoid conflict with thieves. let them rob your home- This is what an unarmed society looks like – Whatfinger News Summary

2 Justin Trudeau’s Canada: Proposed Law May Allow Life Imprisonment for Online Speech ‘Crimes’
Trudeau’s Canada: Law May Allow Life Imprisonment for Speech ‘Crimes’ (breitbart.com)
The Vigilant Fox 🦊 on X: “Trudeau’s Canada Threatens LIFE SENTENCES for “Hate” 🚨 This is not satire. This is real life 1984. Proposed bill C-6 says: “Everyone who commits an offense under this act … is guilty of an indictable offense and liable to imprisonment for life.” It gets worse. The new bill… https://t.co/Vbdqc3967c” / X (twitter.com)

Don’t worry Bob P, I have a safe space here for you and the Mrs. in SC Plenty of room for you 2 “Illegal Aliens” here. If you a need a job, I know there is an opening at Boeing for QC manager. 20 minutes from here. Just don’t rat them out as I would not like to report to fellow FF that you self Arkansided yourself in your truck.
Speaking of why to move to SC I read 2 articles today highlighting the benefits of living here.
SC hac 3 of the top 29 in country cities for obesity. So, we got that. Second is 51% of home foreclosures. Hey #1 at least.

Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
  USA Cowboy
March 15, 2024 6:45 pm

Regarding those thieves … you’re also not allowed to capture them on Ring cameras and such and then use that as ‘evidence’ that they committed the crime.

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
March 15, 2024 6:45 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
March 15, 2024 6:46 pm

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Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
  USA Cowboy
March 15, 2024 9:42 pm

And when we were growing up, we could read at grade level … most of todays graduating high school students in the ghettos and the barrios barely function in math and verbal skills upon graduation from high school at more than a 3d or 4th grade level.

Your tax dollars at work …

The Devil's Advocate
The Devil's Advocate
  Anthony Aaron
March 16, 2024 6:38 am

When I was in 8th grade, we were tested and 85 % of us were reading at college level.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  The Devil's Advocate
March 16, 2024 4:28 pm

ALL U.S. colleges offer remedial reading classes.
Meaning you graduated from HS and were accepted into college
unable to read. All part of the plan.
Let that sink in.

AnalogMan
AnalogMan
  Colorado Artist
March 17, 2024 5:37 pm

… and contrast that with a hundred years ago, when school kids were reading Latin and Greek.

hardscrabble farmer
hardscrabble farmer
  Anthony Aaron
March 16, 2024 7:40 am

One of the silver linings.

You’re enemy being an illiterate is a positive, not a negative.

Retirednottired
Retirednottired
  Anthony Aaron
March 16, 2024 9:25 pm

When I was in 4th grade, I had to get my Mom to send a note to the public library to allow me to select from the adult stacks, because I had read everything age appropriate that interested me. Today, kids don’t even go to the library anymore.

Tigger
Tigger
  USA Cowboy
March 16, 2024 11:29 am

The fight for the toy inside!

Anonymous
Anonymous
  USA Cowboy
March 18, 2024 3:33 pm

…and fantasize about Battlecreek, Michigan.

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
March 15, 2024 6:46 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
March 15, 2024 6:46 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
March 15, 2024 6:47 pm

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Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
  USA Cowboy
March 15, 2024 9:42 pm

So … who’s making the sandwiches?

I got a name
I got a name
  Anthony Aaron
March 16, 2024 2:55 am

They all starved.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  I got a name
March 16, 2024 12:13 pm

Women starve? I don’t think so.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Anthony Aaron
March 16, 2024 4:33 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
March 15, 2024 6:50 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
March 15, 2024 6:50 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
March 15, 2024 6:51 pm

Posted before but still works for me
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A9racer
A9racer
  USA Cowboy
March 16, 2024 8:52 am

Nah, she got the ‘Rona

Matman
Matman
  A9racer
March 18, 2024 5:18 pm

Yep, she’ll hit you upside the head with those coronas…and then drink them in front of you.

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
March 15, 2024 6:51 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
March 15, 2024 6:53 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  USA Cowboy
March 15, 2024 8:08 pm

Yeah, but it’s more interesting watching this than anything on TV.

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
March 15, 2024 6:53 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
March 15, 2024 6:53 pm

Gift Middle Finger GIF by Birthday Bot - Find & Share on GIPHY

Bob P
Bob P
  USA Cowboy
March 15, 2024 8:09 pm

My gift to Trudolt.

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
March 15, 2024 6:54 pm

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Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
  USA Cowboy
March 15, 2024 9:43 pm
USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
March 15, 2024 6:55 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
March 15, 2024 6:56 pm

Upvote!
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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
March 15, 2024 6:57 pm

Cat power
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Bob P
Bob P
  USA Cowboy
March 15, 2024 8:12 pm

Relaxing with a stomach full of crane driver.

Bytor
Bytor
  Bob P
March 17, 2024 9:47 am

Well technically it is an excavator Bob, can’t tell if it is in a shovel or backhoe configuration,

Matman
Matman
  USA Cowboy
March 18, 2024 5:21 pm

3 Cats…..and it doesn’t look like any work is going to be done today.

TwatWaffle
TwatWaffle
March 15, 2024 7:19 pm

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TwatWaffle
TwatWaffle
March 15, 2024 7:20 pm

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TwatWaffle
TwatWaffle
March 15, 2024 7:20 pm

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TwatWaffle
TwatWaffle
March 15, 2024 7:21 pm

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TwatWaffle
TwatWaffle
March 15, 2024 7:22 pm

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TwatWaffle
TwatWaffle
March 15, 2024 7:22 pm

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What?
What?
  TwatWaffle
March 15, 2024 7:59 pm

As a kid I thought redheads were ugly. Man how times have changed!

TwatWaffle
TwatWaffle
March 15, 2024 7:22 pm

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TwatWaffle
TwatWaffle
March 15, 2024 7:23 pm

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TwatWaffle
TwatWaffle
March 15, 2024 7:23 pm

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TwatWaffle
TwatWaffle
March 15, 2024 7:24 pm

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TwatWaffle
TwatWaffle
March 15, 2024 7:24 pm

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TwatWaffle
TwatWaffle
March 15, 2024 7:24 pm

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What?
What?
  TwatWaffle
March 15, 2024 8:00 pm

Oh my Lord…

Old Sailor USS JFK
Old Sailor USS JFK
  TwatWaffle
March 15, 2024 9:37 pm

Why sure, I’ll help you with that button.

Tigger
Tigger
  TwatWaffle
March 16, 2024 11:33 am

Well it was proving difficult to pick a favorite until that one!

TwatWaffle
TwatWaffle
March 15, 2024 7:25 pm

A pleasant weekend to y’all.

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What?
What?
  TwatWaffle
March 15, 2024 8:01 pm

To you as well.

Texas Khaan
Texas Khaan
  TwatWaffle
March 16, 2024 2:44 am

Thanks TW,
I ‘m gonna have morning wood again tomorrow . . .

Retirednottired
Retirednottired
  TwatWaffle
March 16, 2024 9:39 pm

It certainly would be….

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
March 15, 2024 7:31 pm

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MrLiberty
MrLiberty
March 15, 2024 7:35 pm

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MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  T4C
March 15, 2024 7:45 pm

If Build Back Better were a boat.

I got a name
I got a name
  T4C
March 16, 2024 2:58 am

That’s a smokin hot boat ya got there.

Tree Mike: ef be eye code name Foghorn Leghorn
Tree Mike: ef be eye code name Foghorn Leghorn
  T4C
March 17, 2024 7:46 pm

I had weeks that felt like that back in the bad ole So. Cal., tree service days…I survived to sane Tennessee.

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
March 15, 2024 7:36 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
March 15, 2024 7:54 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
March 15, 2024 7:57 pm

OK ready to post a few after my UConn Huskies are now in the Big East finals. # 2 2 ranked nationally and 1 in the Big East. Go UConn, last years National champions and no one cares about that here.
Anyhow:
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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
March 15, 2024 7:58 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  USA Cowboy
March 15, 2024 8:14 pm

And alligators in the Rio Grande.

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
March 15, 2024 7:59 pm

WTF
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Old Sailor USS JFK
Old Sailor USS JFK
  USA Cowboy
March 15, 2024 9:41 pm

It was probably replaced with a Pronouns list. So MUCH need fixing.

Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
  USA Cowboy
March 15, 2024 9:46 pm

So much for ‘Be all that you can be’ … sort of like when gargle.com got rid of their ‘do no harm’ corporate motto …

Brock Sampson
Brock Sampson
  Anthony Aaron
March 16, 2024 10:37 am

It’s now “Be all the genders that you can be”

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
March 15, 2024 7:59 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
March 15, 2024 7:59 pm

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Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
  USA Cowboy
March 15, 2024 9:47 pm

That’s illegal alien … it’s in the immigration laws that way … 

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Anthony Aaron
March 16, 2024 4:40 pm

Criminal alien invader.

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
March 15, 2024 8:00 pm

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The Devil's Advocate
The Devil's Advocate
  USA Cowboy
March 16, 2024 6:45 am

Welcome to the West Valley here in Arizona. A road, Perryville prison, a town and World Wildlife Zoo.

A9racer
A9racer
  The Devil's Advocate
March 16, 2024 9:23 am

And spring training for the World Champion Texas Rangers

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
March 15, 2024 8:00 pm

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Will the Scot
Will the Scot
  USA Cowboy
March 15, 2024 9:17 pm

Dang, why didn’t I think of that?

Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
  Will the Scot
March 15, 2024 9:47 pm

Maybe because you’re not an idiot …

A9racer
A9racer
  Anthony Aaron
March 16, 2024 9:26 am

No AA, that right there is redneck genius. Innovate, adapt, overcome. You may think it is stupid but he ain’t riding the bus.

FaithfulDawgOLazarus
FaithfulDawgOLazarus
  USA Cowboy
March 17, 2024 10:55 am

Is the cargo box now the gas tank?