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That girl on the balance beam is a metaphor for life.
on a continuous loop
Late to the party.
Digging out of 16″ of heeavy wet snow all morning.
I sent this to a friend telling him it looks like his golf swing. To Bob P, that friend is from Saskatoon
I’ve seen golf swings like that.
“Everything moving but his bowels.”
And it’ll be gone by Sunday.
Big game Saturday night. Go Avs!!!
We got our alcoholics out of rehab and are kicking ass and taking names!
I’m fired up!
WHAT A GAME!!!!!
GAVS!
Let the Friday Fail games begin!
The water slide had to have some serious injuries.. .. the redhead in the 3rd one is a witch, burn her ( that’s why the cat is going nuts)
Liked the first one as the chill guy in the front casually drinks his beer while calamity strikes everyone else, but the man at the water puddle getting sprayed, actually laughed out loud at 6:15 AM– quite a feat.
Woohoo! It’s officially the weekend!
Just need to discuss the shrinkflation issue with The Cookie Monster. Worked for the resident.
have you seen the potato chip bags lately? Regular size is now a little bigger than the single portion ones used to be and over $4
essential pizza
There are actually markets for really stupid people, but most of them are disguised better than this.
Hint: Most of them are run by governments.
I have seen adjustable wrenches, metric and standard, side by side on the shelf for sale.
Plenty of women out there-men are taking you at your word.
Yeah tinder devalued dating.
They don’t want to be accused of sexual harassment or verbal rape. You woke women did this.
The fake “me too” movement ruined sportfucking years ago.
It could land you in jail for years if she decided because you didn’t
call, you “raped” her.
Baby, it’s cold outside…
For how freaking long have men been told “No means No?” Make up your reffing minds……
Just look how you’re trashing him online, for the world to see, when he complied with what you wanted.
I can just imagine what kind of mental, societal and legal hell YOU would put him thru if’n he tried to decipher your duplicitous female double speak.
Bitches be crazy!!
Seems the Germans won’t do very well this year…
“Our new jerseys embody the spirit of a nation that allowed the United States to destroy a vital lifeline to its economy and shrug its shoulders in response. “Ve are ze vorld’s number von pussies!’ exclaimed Olaf Scholtz, the team captain.”
By way of contrast, “And now for something completely different…”
This is the way it used to be, once upon a time:
Diversity this, bitch.
Weimer 2.1
Well, it is the same color as the german road crews wear- and T-Mobile, a german company. That is what happens when most of your fathers are killed off in wars and the boys are left to be raised by women.
No wonder you lost not one but 2 wars.
Killed off 3 generations of their best men.
That’s what happened. Same with the Brits and French.
No surprise their countries are circling the drain.
(Ours is just being flushed, we’ll be circling soon too)
Roger that^^^! All according to the Agenda.
Actually, the Germans never gave up one inch of territory in WWI, aka, the bankster take-down of Germany. They were destroyed from within by the agitation of the ((( bolshevik))) rioters, who took the reins of government when the Kaiser fled. They immediately surrendered and Versailles happened. Then, the mass genocide of Germans by the Poles in East Prussia, and it’s subsequent liberation got WWII off and running. All this for the benefit of the cunning race that still controls America.
They didn’t lose WWII. They executed a couple for optics and then some went to South America but the main ones were secretly brought over here under Operation Paperclip where they bred and infiltrated every aspect of society. You are currently living under the Third Reich
The Fourth Reich.
…and how to use violence and totalitarian tactics to save democracy
“That’s great, Dad, but how am I supposed to react?”
“Well, son, I think you should ask Kyle Rittenhouse that question.”
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GIUjCq2bAAAZzze?format=jpg&name=large
True that!
Victoria Nuland: “Hold my beer, Ursula.”
Hillary: “Hold my triple vodka, both of you!”
Not too far off. Over there, then over here.
From Larry’s Blog:
Yup, happy, until it all comes crashing down and they’re starving and shivering in tents on the sidewalk, wondering, “What the fuck happened?” Then they’re not happy.
Until the rubbery clots drop them where they stand “suddenly.”
There’s an old saying, “Ignorance is Bliss” I didn’t get it when I was young.
The last is because to become a multibillionaire is to be part of the deep state, and to be deep state you have to embrace male-female switcheroo, so the wives are men and the husbands are women. That is why all first-ladies of the US since the early 1800’s are actually men. A lot of the President’s a are tranny females as well, think Obama and well… Trump ain’t got anything hanging in ‘his’ pants either.
How many people are living in your head?
I am sorry for your ignorance.
Yeah, but how do I fulfill my dream to become a star influencer on TikTok making videos on quantum physics and calculus?
Chinese don’t have dreams if they don’t like up with xi.
Find a way to look like the hot Orientals with big tits that are posted here on TBP’s FF.
They are also sending hundreds of thousands of these educated military age males across our southern border. Since they are illegal(oops, sorry, i misspoke, they are undocumented), they do not have to abide by the same laws as American citizens when purchasing firearms.
Why would any American want to remain “documented”?
Why did any American want to be “documented” in the first place?
Like a (tax) cow with an ear tag…
There are no “laws” when you buy your guns in an alley.
I prefer gun shows to alleys. Valid sate ID(not sure about other states, but in Texas they just look at the expiration date and continue the transaction) and cash when purchasing from private sellers. Much better selection at the show.
Well, to be fair, both are pushing lies.
5: There was this, um . . . I think it might have been a man, but I’m not sure. He was in a dress, but he had a beard, and he had pink hair and makeup on his face like a clown, but he wasn’t funny. He was scary. We were all crying, but the teacher told us we have to shut up and hear him tell us about men in bed with other men. Mom, I’m never going to school again.
Teach your child to point and laugh.
Truth from the mouths of babes.
Uh, oh, looks like Bob’s negger is back!! Yea, apparently Bob has his own negger!!
I think they need to switch out the bald eagle for a rabid badger.
Honey Badger don’t give a fuck!
A pheonix is appropriate .
A diseased beaver would be appro.
Hmmm, kinda small,…but hey, Schiff has a really skinny neck!
apparently so does bubba wallace
At this point I think we have to wait for our society to implode, then step in to clean out the incompetent, corrupt, weak fools that brought us to ruin and begin the rebuilding process without them.
The way it has always happened throughout all of human history.
Aye, most likely to happen during the next Fouth Turning, 80-some years from now. Very much like post-Tsar Russia.
Quite likely, but the sad part is many of us here will not live long enough to see through the total chaos which will reign for a time before sanity returns.
“Straight” white men in power embracing the male-female aspects in deep state rituals (freemasons, jesuits, jews, catholic church) are what caused society to disintegrate in the first place, and all according to plan. Manly P. Hall told you this decades ago.
ok fundy
I am sorry for your ignorance anonymous person afraid to have a name.
Tough titties, Jamal. And I want you to cease your cultural appropriation of white man’s stuff. Go live in your mud hut in Swaziland without electricity and modern tech.
Let’s enlist these Korean dudes to police the vote counting process in swing states on November 5th.
I worked with and among them for almost a decade … you can keep them …
Going ‘Full rooftop Korean’ has entered the lexicon.
And, Boeing, you’re a bad boy for ripping the throat out of the whistleblower before he could finish his testimony. No treats tonight for you.
Boeing openly brags about the source of their malfunctions on their jobs page:
Yep
“Impact Greater”…..Yeah, like when your DEI built planes hit the ground…………
That is mind-numbingly stupid.
“Diversity is our strength!”
Said no surviving society or company on earth.
BoomerSooner?
OU!!!
My dad was a Sooner.
I’d be disappointed too if my head was that far out of proportion to my body.
Must have encountered a mermaid, who cannot have conventional sex, and asked for a little head as his wish.
His index finger is as long as his head.
Drawing fail.
Well he did wish for “a little head…”.
A more realistic portrayal in our society would show a fairly flat slope during childhood with sudden rises in slope when you start school, when the girl/boy you yearn for pukes at the sight of you, when when you find out you hopelessly indebted yourself for a useless college degree, when you realize your career is shit, when you discover your marriage is shit, when you pay attention to what’s going on and learn everything is a lie, and when you find out you have cancer. (Aren’t I just a fountain of joy?)
Depends on one’s childhood…
. . . there are many so bad that the slope would point downwards upon reaching adulthood and getting TF away from familial tormentors.
Jeeeez, Bob….
Someone took their black pill this morning!
I am a blessed father of 2 great kids. They have both exceeded my expectations. Which is really hard for me to believe after the hell I put my parents through….
Hey. That’s not funny.
Fact check: this happened when Hillary Clinton came on board and took off her underpants.
I’m surprised AI made him white.
The bulging boobs say that AI made him a tranny.
Exactly, question everything.
It’s a great general rule, but everything? Then you’ll get the little ones asking, “Why do I have to go to bed at 8?” “Why do I have to eat my peas?” “Why can’t I draw on the wall with magic marker?” “Why can’t I hit my sister with this shovel?”
Point to Bob.
Umm, A no…C… No! D no E! ARGHHHHH!!!
I’ll take the one with the nice tits
And wearing lingeree…
F. All of the above
So they will have someone to talk to when I go to sleep in a minute…
Give me the big one
OK
D
She’s arching her back the most to get those puppies out there.
They do it anyway, Bob.
Because I fuckin’ said so!
The wisest philosopher of the 20th Century.
You want to really drive it crazy, make it listen to Joe Biden speaking for a day.
Or kamel-Toe, that would blow the poor critters head clean off
Yoko Ono.
It’ll kill itself before it loops the second time.
Speaking of Baby Shark, anyone notice that the intro to The Grass Roots’ “Wait a Million Years” sounds just like Baby Shark? I was listening to old Grass Roots album when the song came on and I about shat my pants at the similarity. I really hate Baby Shark and although a huge fan of The Grass Roots, I will never listen to that particular song again.
You should be banned, annoying black bitch. Go back to Africa and leave us the hell alone.
They seem incapable of contributing anything positive to society, only tearing down that which was built by others.
And niggers are steeped in shit for brains.
Isn’t it funny how niggers blame whitey for everything so much, that they demand to be close to whites everywhere?
Isn’t it also funny how whites keep trying to keep their distance from the niggers, so the government steps in and FORCES our kids together against our will.
The results?
Educating declines as the white bodies of the violent little niggers pile up in mortuaries.
The white citizen protection group must be reintroduced along with instant extreme street justice against niggers chimping out.
Say her name one time really fast… Bet you can’t.
I bet she can’t.
I believe that trap has not been set properly
You’re being transferred to Florida to welcome the newest scum-of-the-earth flotilla from Haiti.
Honk Honk Honk Honk Honk Honk Honk Honk Honk Honk Honk Honk Honk Honk Honk Honk Honk Honk Honk
The neighbours are now wondering why I went out to my driveway to honk the horn for two minutes before returning inside.
honk
Not that creature’s pussy. You’ll get an incurable disease.
Huh?
He is referring to video games, how when you kill someone you get their loot. so when the guy dies that didn’t want to train, he will be a fancy loot drop.
Yes, and if a young guy is ever giving you crap, the best modern insult is to tell him “you drop common loot”
Hippies before: Question Authority
Hippies now: I’m bending over, now stick your gubbamint dick up my ass
Epitome of my SIL who burned her bras in the 60’s now takes every jab, believes in modern medicine and will vote socialist till the day she dies.
And thanks to Bidenomics, the total comes to $176.02.
That’s a young Maxine Waters.
Ok, you win…I’m done for the day.
Around here we call it a Cori Bush
Colin Allred
your replacement
Sing along: “All we are saying/ is make up our bed.”
Lame, Bob. But I’ll give you a pity UV.
. . if anything was lame, its the meme
Then he faked his death.
Eventually he missed the limelight and was given permission by his Mi6 handlers to perform as a John Lennon impersonator named “Mark Staycer”
He made a pact with Satan for fame and fortune and 20 years later almost to the day that they got suddenly famous in Litherland England was gunned down in his driveway by a guy who was “insane.”
https://www.traditioninaction.org/bkreviews/A_026br_LennonProphecy.htm
Also, you can google: “Last testament of George Harrison”. Mind-blowing history. Explains why Sgt. Peppers album cover was an elaborate funeral, and the next album cover is completely white/ blank. And who Rita and Maxwell, and Billy Shears were. And, and , and……………
If you want to hear a few fairly recent Mark Staycer/John L. tracks, you can google: lethimbethemovie.
Yes, he made an indie movie about some college kids figuring out who he is.
I’m pretty sure he is no longer an atheist
That Hasidic Jew tunneling story sure disappeared in a hurry, didn’t it? Wonder why?
Well, I’m not sure what to think about that.
C’mon.
Give it a go….
Well, Void, for you, it is a guys tits.
I am sorry for your lame attempt at a humorous insult.
Just give it a few million more invaders … that top picture will be what we’ll be hoping to achieve …
Probably got elected Mayor of some dipsht town in NY.
Hey, buddy, you could be wearing an “I eat children” shirt and they’d let you in.
If he wore a shirt that said “I’m a generous bottom” he would have been placed on a direct flight to Michael’s place.
Probably better odds of getting in wearing that instead of a political shirt
Fantasy choices that will never happen vs. realistic choices that could happen. You screwed up, buddy.
No.
She did.
She sure did.
She left out Chris Hemsworth.
Right, ladies?
Dude made the smart and practical choice. Thanks to HDTV, we now know that most of those celebs don’t actually look that good up close and his wife would only be disappointed if she got to fulfill her fantasy (and that assumes the celebs aren’t already busy banging trannies or small children).
Brilliant! Now he never has to have any guests over, never has to put up with holiday parties, and doesn’t have to go shopping. Ever. Have a seat, fella. Bask in the greatness